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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:28pm On Jan 04, 2022
There's no day Mourinho doesn't get vindicated in football.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:13pm On Jan 04, 2022
De Gea

Dalot Baily Varane Shaw

Scot Pogba

Bruno

Greenwood Cavani Ronaldo

Subs: Maggy, Telles, Fred, VDK, Sancho, Rashford, Lingard


Try this formation Ralf
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:10pm On Jan 04, 2022
izzou:
[color=royalblue]Lol

What's hilarious is that this same Manchester City was on the verge of signing him. If not for Ferguson, Ronaldo would be at the Etihad, scoring goals

But no, Pep would never play him and bench him.

I pray Rauf starts to bench Ronaldo. Let me see whether it would stop Rashford from being wasteful, or Greenwood from being selfish[/color]
You know Pessi too hasn't hit the ground running, so they look for every possible means to attack Ronaldo... Pessi fans that were so afraid Ronaldo was going to city.... life though.... grin
Romance › Re: Masturbation Is One Hell Of An Addiction by Jokerman(m): 5:52pm On Jan 04, 2022
Most of youse should download a porn blocker app on your phones....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:47pm On Jan 04, 2022
weedtaker:
it’s not even about the Money, there’s no way a GOAT player will chop bench, someone that would have made city favorites in any competition they are in, if they had signed him. Baldie is not that maddd
Izzou has time replying those barca clowns..... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Antichrist Will Appear During A World Cup Tournament - Preacher Claims (vide by Jokerman(m): 5:39pm On Jan 04, 2022
World Cup is the only trophy left for Cr7 to hold... so long players like Silva, Felix etc, are there to assist golden boy.... Portugal fir the world cup....

As for the antichrist, that is his business.... I only care upon the Lord's arrival....
Christianity Etc › Re: Out Of the Options, Pick One That You Believe Explains The Universe Creation by Jokerman(m): 1:37pm On Jan 04, 2022
C.

Only a fool will say no one created the universe, or that the universes just exploded and became what we know of today.

There are intelligent signs everywhere for us to discern the truth...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:18am On Jan 04, 2022
andrewbaba44:
They still didn’t sign him

Na mancity board request for am and not pep him self grin

The koko be say e no go start all games for Mancity
Who for man City team fit bench Ronaldo?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:17am On Jan 04, 2022
nitrogen:
Someone that made an offer to Lukaku? Geez, you people are impossible.

I though Ronaldo was in his way to City. You guys should understand that any top manager would like to have someone that has presence in the box and can score lots of goals.
They are barca fans bro... stop wasting your time with them... people that were scared that Ronaldo was gonna go to city.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:13am On Jan 04, 2022
nitrogen:
Story. All players signed by Man City were on the back of Pep’s point and kill parole. Lol, how many 10s and attacking midfielders dey City? You are just yarning nonsense. He has already sorted out his team except the striker position. He wants a goal scorer, that can score lots of goals and half chances.
Stop explaining to barca fans bro... na Ronaldo I blame fir not going to city...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (0 - 1) - Live by Jokerman(m): 8:48pm On Jan 03, 2022
ElasticStone:
grin
Answer my question and stop trolling....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (0 - 1) - Live by Jokerman(m): 8:40pm On Jan 03, 2022
ElasticStone:
Ronaldo as a striker and captain has

- zero shot on target
- zero chance created

Breeze dey blow, fowl nyash dey open.
No more benzema, Kroose, and Modric to give him crosses for him to tap in. No more Giggs and Rooney to give him awoof
How many of these people have more career assists than Ronaldo??

How many of these people have more takes ons than Ronaldo?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:26pm On Jan 03, 2022
Mourinho is the best of all till date.... angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (0 - 1) - Live by Jokerman(m): 8:23pm On Jan 03, 2022
Could have stuck with Mourinho and forget about all his shenanigans in the media.... he would have blended all these lazy clowns.... even martial and Shaw improved their games....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (0 - 1) - Live by Jokerman(m): 8:19pm On Jan 03, 2022
Coach abeg go back to 4-3-3.... w
Sports › Re: Teams That Achieved The 100 Points Mark In European History by Jokerman(op): 12:28pm On Jan 03, 2022
ThierryJay:
I think Man City's own is the most remarkable cos it was in a more competitive setting back in 2017. Meanwhile, Barca & Madrid were totally dominant and steamrolling all other liga teams between 2008 - 2012 (before Atletico joined them), so a very high league points total is kinda expected.

Juve's own was the most boring despite being the highest ever. They didnt even have at least a rival like the other ones.
Hmmmmm...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Yair Lapid: Israel Doesn’t Need US Permission To Strike Iran by Jokerman(m): 7:46am On Jan 03, 2022
AmazonTopaz:
Is it today that LGBTQ started and is America the only country to endorse it why will they be the only country that will fall according to you?also don't you know that the Israel you support also supports LGBTQ rights so why haven't they also fallen? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Israel Israel supports abortion and liberal policies why isn't Isreal going to fall according to your baseless logic,you and righteousness2 should never be taken seriously on this platform.
And Biden being in support of the Iran nuclear deal and confrontations that will lead to war doesn't necessarily make him anti-israel, democrats support a two state solution and nobody in their right senses will support the Isreali occupation of Palestine even Trump said he only supported Israel because Christian evangelicals(Christian Zionist) will vote for him it was all politics that's all it is not like as if he loved Israel he only played to the stupid sentiments of the rights about Isreal being a center of the Armageddon and blah blah blah rubbish they spill in support of some of the international laws Israel has broken Trump revealed that he regretted supporting them since Netanyahu congratulated Biden. grin grin
No need replying those trump's clowns.....
Politics › Re: Buhari Makes U-Turn, Okays Padding Of 2022 Budget By National Assembly by Jokerman(m): 6:34am On Jan 03, 2022
Lol... them want cut baba him retirement largesse or what? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 2nd January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 6:16pm On Jan 02, 2022
Jesus....

Loserpool what the hell.... do you want Pep to run away with this league...

Kilode angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 2nd January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 6:02pm On Jan 02, 2022
Tobechuckwu:
Why waste such amount of money on him is d question.

If u are buying a player of almost 100 million pounds, then be ready to play to his strength.

About Pep having d best team in EPL. Most of those players, u don't know them before coming to Man City.
He bought KBD from one German team like that. Who wàs Bernardo Silva before coming to Man City or Cancello or Jesus that was bought from Brazil.
You would say you don't know those players until you started supporting man shitty
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 2nd January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 6:01pm On Jan 02, 2022
Only Liverpool can outplay Man shitty, so it's better Liverpool wins to put fire on Pep Moneyiola grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 5:59pm On Jan 02, 2022
Where that clown DUSTtan. grin... na only you sabi see wetin Ronaldo dey do for man utd, but you no fit see your club mumuness grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 5:40pm On Jan 02, 2022
FirstbornWds:
So you want him to play under the greatest manager of all time, too?


Sorry, Guardiola no rate am. He definitely won't want a pest to infest the growth of a team he labored to build. Rather, he'll play without a striker
Point of correction, Fergie is the GOAT OF COACHES... even Mourinho that has a better head to head record and club decoration achievements than Fergie, does not make noise like you Pep's fan....

As for the 2nd paragraph , I no blame you bro,na Ronaldo I blame.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 5:27pm On Jan 02, 2022
FirstbornWds:
Lol. He won't celebrate what? Person way Manyoo strong thing for Juve, later pull shirt.

If you think Ronaldo owes any club loyalty cos he has played there before, then you no sabi who you day gbansh. Man is a fvcking professional and would not hesitate to do the next "Siuuuuu" celebrate against any damn person, even if Ferguson is the opposition's head coach
Lol.... doesn't matter... just imagine Ronaldo in front of Debryne, Silva etc, the tap in for just too much to the pain of Pessians grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 5:03pm On Jan 02, 2022
Kilishihunter:
At the detriment of your supposed team cause I don dey even doubt whether you be man u fan sef, So that is to say if Pendu was in city and he scored man u, you'll off your shirt and be running round in circles while your co-supporters are in pains bah?
He won't celebrate if he scores Man UTD.... moreover he's at retirement age.... so my support for him doesn't stop my support for man utd
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 4:13pm On Jan 02, 2022
Kilishihunter:
But I still dey post for my thread steady Unlike you
You that typed that you wished Pendu had moved to man City, Man u fan oooh grin grin,
Ronaldo needs to enjoy himself like Pessi at PSG
Health › Re: Staff of Jos University Teaching Hospital Celebrate Exit of "Tyrant" CMD (Video) by Jokerman(m): 4:01pm On Jan 02, 2022
OfficialAwol:
Check well, you would realize that the man's probable crime is being a 'no nonsense' man.

Won't allow them come to work late.

Won't allow them embezzle money.

And other wuruwuru.

Nigerians don't like good people.
True
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 3:59pm On Jan 02, 2022
Kilishihunter:
You don run leave man u come here as your backup bah
Na una I dey copy now...

Europalona to Manshitty to PSG cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 3:56pm On Jan 02, 2022
This Quique Sanchez Flores sef.... lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 3:56pm On Jan 02, 2022
See clownzard wan dribble lol... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 3:54pm On Jan 02, 2022
Madrid aren't showing seriousness at all... angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 3:48pm On Jan 02, 2022
Isco ke... grin

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