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Foreign Affairs › Re: Wildfires Rage In Colorado , USA ( Pics, Video) by Jokerman(m): 3:22pm On Jan 02, 2022
Lol... the nomerica crooner in 2022 again... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 3:17pm On Jan 02, 2022
Never knew Hazard is this bad though.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 3:08pm On Jan 02, 2022
grin
Christianity Etc › Re: What I Just Discovered Is Guaranteed To Make You Throw Your Bible Away! 100% by Jokerman(m): 11:35am On Jan 02, 2022
Most of youse don't understand the Bible at all... just saying trash to discredit the Bible... but news flash, the word of God standeth sure....!!!

Well we aren't suprised as Christians, we are warned in 2 Tim 4, that days like this would come....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Are Teachers Not Well Paid?? by Jokerman(m): 8:02am On Jan 02, 2022
KulHeadedHuman:
When are schools resuming in lagos pls
4th
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Are Teachers Not Well Paid?? by Jokerman(m): 8:01am On Jan 02, 2022
labelle123:
. You can say that again
French teacher.. grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Are Teachers Not Well Paid?? by Jokerman(m): 7:48am On Jan 02, 2022
damosade:
I know a teacher (nur/pry school) earning 650k monthly.
How much for you think pupils pay per term?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:10am On Jan 02, 2022
FirstbornWds:
Fergie?? The same one that almost got a stroke when he played Pep?


There's no version of the united team that can ever match Barcelona's team with Enrique in 2015. Pep is an advance talk and pitting in the same sentence as Fergie would be degrading.

One made the league an easy pitch within 5 years of his presence in the league, the same can not be said about the other.
Lol...jump from EPL to Barca again... i thought we were talking of Epl... well anywhere anytime, fergie >>> Pep
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 9:06pm On Jan 01, 2022
Lamasta:
Man Utd have been spending for the past 5 years how many trophy have they won? See this game is not only about spending o managerial tactics self dey part of it o, if the manager is short of tactics or idea even if he has all the world best players at his disposal the team will fail abysmally
Coaches matter....
Sports › Re: Teams That Achieved The 100 Points Mark In European History by Jokerman(op): 8:27pm On Jan 01, 2022
So it has not been done in ligue 1, Bundesliga, Eredivisie etc??

Those leagues have a lit of competition amongst themselves unlike we presumed
Sports › Teams That Achieved The 100 Points Mark In European History by Jokerman(op): 8:24pm On Jan 01, 2022
A look at the select few clubs to have amassed 100 points in one league season from across Europe’s top five leagues.

Reaching 100 points is, of course, by no means an easy task and only a few clubs have managed to achieve such a feat in Europe’s top five leagues. Here, we have a look at the clubs who have enjoyed 100-point seasons in the past.


1. Real Madrid 2011-12

Dubbed by the Spanish media as La Liga de Los Récords or The League of the Records, Real Madrid’s 2011-12 campaign under Jose Mourinho was an unforgettable one for Los Blancos. It culminated in them winning their first La Liga crown in four years and reaching 100 points in the league for the season. By the end of the season, their league record was 32 wins, four draws and two losses. Others records that were broken during this campaign were most goals scored (121), best goal difference (+89), most away wins (16) and overall wins. Unsurprisingly, Cristiano Ronaldo was Real’s top-scorer with 46 goals.


2. Barcelona 2012-13
Wounded by Real’s success in the previous season, Barcelona returned the following campaign more determined to wrestle back their La Liga crown from their arch-rivals. The late Tito Vilanova took over from Pep Guardiola as Barcelona manager at the start of the season and he helped the team to more points than the Catalan club had ever managed in their history. They finished the season with 100 points and boasted a record that read 32 wins, four draws and two losses. Talisman Lionel Messi was their top-scorer with 46 strikes in the league as Barcelona became the first side in Spain’s top division to score in all 38 La Liga matches.


3.Juventus 2013-14

Juventus’ Serie A triumph in 2013-14 was their third consecutive league conquest. However, none of their league wins were as dominant as the 2013-14 season. Under the tutelage of the intense Antonio Conte, they finished the season 17 points ahead of the second-placed AS Roma after accumulating a whopping 102 points, having won 33, drawn three and lost two games. Argentine Carlos Tevez was their top-scorer with 19 goals for him in the league. Besides the Serie A title, the Old Lady also won the Supercoppa Italiana in the 2013-14 season.


Manchester City 2017-18

Manchester City are the most recent club from Europe’s top five leagues to hit the 100-point mark in a season. City, under the guidance of the charismatic Pep Guardiola, won 32 league games, drew four and lost twice over the course of the 2017/18 campaign to finish with 100 points. They finished the season a record 19 points ahead of the second-placed Manchester United and set a number of other Premier League records, including most points (100), most away points (50), most wins (32), most away wins (16), most goals (106), best goal difference (+79) and most consecutive victories (18). They also won the League Cup and Sergio Aguero was their leading goal-scorer with 21 league goals.


https://www.sportsadda.com/football/features/real-madrid-barcelona-juventus-manchester-city-100-points-league

Obembet.

What 100 points do you consider the best?? I think Real Madrid, being the first to achieve this feat....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:03pm On Jan 01, 2022
FirstbornWds:
Within 5 years, he has made it look like Bundesliga.


Let me hear anyone compare him to any coach both past and present, again.
Trash... you uefalona fans have started again.... Fergie already did all these before....

There's nothing Pep is doing as a coach that another coach hadn't done before....however still on still...

Fergie 1999 and 2008 >>>> Any Pep EPL team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 7:57pm On Jan 01, 2022
Kilishihunter:
Abeg let's just disagree to agree, I don taya to argue, SAF is widely seen as the greatest but the way you guys undermine pep ehn, As if money also buys tactics, Make I leave you rest before you come disturb us for our thread later
No sane person will ever undermine Pep
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 7:56pm On Jan 01, 2022
osazsky:
fergie was been pelted fergie was a local champion..he coached only one club truout his entire 60 years career. Who does that..no aspirations ..his job was normal no challenge..over time cuz he stayed too long in his fathers house he got 3 ref as inlaws..pep has been tested in various countries anywhere pep goes the nation wins a world cup .ague with Google
So you finally use your real monicker grin...

Trash why England never win World Cup... lol... uefalona fans though.... grin... logic everywhere
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 6:23pm On Jan 01, 2022
BoomBucks:
Sai...

JOKErman is a great man

Enjoy your dey bruh...
Lol... baba Don run.... you Pep fans should take it easy... we know Pep is great, one of the greatest ever and also bossing the epl, just don't rub it on our faces, so we don't bring out records too... grin

Same here grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 6:12pm On Jan 01, 2022
Kilishihunter:
You don switch am to the one wey favour you now, bah, Oya no but you he won your SAF in the two finals they played together
Yes he won....still doesn't mean Pep is greater than Fergie...

Everyone knows Pep is great but fans mouth too much....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 6:08pm On Jan 01, 2022
Kilishihunter:
In two UCL finals?
Did Pep win all the finals he played.... angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 6:07pm On Jan 01, 2022
BoomBucks:
Fun facts

Fergie would've won 4UCL if not for king Pep.

Man almost had stroke watching Pep completely destroy United
Thank God for Mou 2010, so naso una for dey brag say e win ucl 3/3... even Zidane or Madrid no dey brag.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 6:06pm On Jan 01, 2022
BoomBucks:
Show me facts starring at my face...I'm waiting.
grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 5:55pm On Jan 01, 2022
BoomBucks:
Yet he almost had stroke watching his United team suffer in the hands of Pep.

Fergie is great, take nothing away but LOL!!!
Am talking of Epl, now you wrnt to barca.... do you know what Pep Bayern suffered under Ancelloti Madrid
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 5:54pm On Jan 01, 2022
Teaser4:
in the history of football nothing wey SAF do, wey Pep never do so far…. Ferguson retired as a local champion
Lol...pained soul.... is there anything Pep has done that no other coach has not done?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 5:52pm On Jan 01, 2022
Kilishihunter:
grin, Jokerman come see sumtin
Trash...doesn't hold water....Miu also dominated Fergie at Porto, Chelsea and Madrid...nothing new
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 5:51pm On Jan 01, 2022
BoomBucks:
Facts? What facts?

That Fergie never defeated Pep and almost had stroke watching Pep destroy United twice in UCL final?

Or Pep dominanting the EPL like it's a piece of doughnut?

I need the facts. I'm online to reply all your mentions

3 in a row is 100% sure for king Pep. You can save this missive and call me out end of May.
I said only Fergie has done 3/3 in the epl and you are saying trash.... pep would have done it, but was stopped by Klopp....

if he wins this year, it would make it double.... And since he has not won 3/3, he's still below Fergie....

Winning Fergie 2ce doesn't mean he's better than Fergie Oga,even Mou dominated Fergie with Porto, Chelsea and Madrid, yet Fergie is still regarded as the greatest of coaches.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 5:24pm On Jan 01, 2022
Teaser4:
Mor0n shebi laliga na farmers league, why Mou no do am for epl, but Pep did it without Messi, Iniesta and Xavi…. How old are you sef I no Dey like chat with kids cos una plenty here, with that cheap techno phones and free airtel data…
Fergie 1999 and 2008 >> Any Pep Epl team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 5:17pm On Jan 01, 2022
Teaser4:
nah one small team end Jose’s home unbeaten record in laliga oo, for una epl una no fit beat am
Clown... mourinho did 100 points I laliga what pep could not do
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 5:16pm On Jan 01, 2022
Jazzman01:
You are wrong. 100pts is a record in the premier league and it will continue to be relevant untill it is broken.
Do you know who did 100 points in laliga or series?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 5:11pm On Jan 01, 2022
BoomBucks:
grin bruh....

Enjoy yourself!!!
Fact stares you in the Face abi.... grin... you wanted to gloat with 3/3, forgetting someone else has done it earlier.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 5:07pm On Jan 01, 2022
Vinnie2000:
No Bro! sad

He has!

2008/2009
2009/2010
2010/2011..
He was on course to make it 4x in a Row like Johan Cryuff, B4 Mourihno halted him in 2011/2012! smiley
This is why barca fans hate Mourinho... he would have won UCL (3ce) too on a row until Mourinho happened in 2010.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 5:03pm On Jan 01, 2022
BoomBucks:
So by ending of May, can we call it farmer's league?

Pep never won laliga 3 times in a row. He's on course to do so in the fcckin EPL. Lol
Trash... Fergie is the only coach that did 3 on a row three times in epl, and yet no one called it farmers league... and Pep is not on course to do any 3 on a row... its double for now, Oga....

He would have done it in laliga, thanks to Mou who ended it grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 4:02pm On Jan 01, 2022
BoomBucks:
Leave emotions. City is head and shoulders above everyone. Their coach is very brilliant too.

Until he leaves, EPL will be farmers league.

Na so farmers league dey take start.
He has not won the league for 3 straight years, and you are saying farmer league?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 4:01pm On Jan 01, 2022
Timoleon:
city is yet to dominate for three straight years, yet you talk about a farmers league?
Bro... leave these barca fans... they are always pained grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Jokerman(m): 3:16pm On Jan 01, 2022
Gwan2:
Your ilks get me irritated…who da hell argued pep cannot do it in England with that massive injection of money to the team. Pep doing it in the premiership and different English teams winning the UCL should tell you something.
Bro.. just forget those barca fans.

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