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Science/Technology › Re: NASA Hires A Priest to Help Prepare Humans For Aliens(Pics, Video) by Jokerman(m): 9:22pm On Dec 28, 2021
gnhpowerhouse:
. U mean Science Captures Demons ...
Fallen angels actually open man's eyes to a lot of things before God's appointed time... so yes, science can
Science/Technology › Re: NASA Hires A Priest to Help Prepare Humans For Aliens(Pics, Video) by Jokerman(m): 9:18pm On Dec 28, 2021
Buliwyf:
More dumb nonsense.
grin
Science/Technology › Re: NASA Hires A Priest to Help Prepare Humans For Aliens(Pics, Video) by Jokerman(m): 9:17pm On Dec 28, 2021
siofra:
Good for them. Humans encountering aliens will forever change the course of humanity.
No aliens, just demons parading as aliens
Science/Technology › Re: NASA Hires A Priest to Help Prepare Humans For Aliens(Pics, Video) by Jokerman(m): 9:12pm On Dec 28, 2021
Lol..... these clowns... where is the man of lawlessness?

This people just like to feed conspiracy theories sha....

What race of aliens they waiting for, when the devil and his angels have not been giving the final casting down from heaven as in Rev 12? tongue
TV/Movies › Re: Wheel Of Time - Better Than Game of Thrones by Jokerman(m): 7:12pm On Dec 28, 2021
Is there time travel in wheel of time?
Pets › Re: Inside China's Dog Meat Trade As Animals Are Beaten, Boiled & Burned Alive(Pics) by Jokerman(m): 6:29pm On Dec 28, 2021
Chinks though....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:57pm On Dec 28, 2021
adebayo201:
What Rashford did for 90mins and what Fred did for 45mins were the the same. They both lost possessions when it matters most and they won't care.

I observed something about Bruno and CR7 yesterday. Someone beside me said it's been going on for a while now but I don't want to believe it. Whenever Bruno is in the final third with the ball, the next person he wishes to pass to is CR7 even if he's not free.

I will still give Rauf benefit of doubt but our next two matches need two things intelligence and press.
Coach should talk to Bruno then.... and let him know that's not the best option....
Sports › Re: OFFICIAL: #chelsea Have Been Named The Best Men’s Club Of The Year by Jokerman(m): 1:45pm On Dec 28, 2021
paulolee:
city performed better n achieved too...Chelsea got d edge for winning city wen it matters most in dt finals
That makes Chelsea the best club,so what's the para about then.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria's October 1st Public Holiday Bible Quiz by Jokerman(m): 10:25am On Dec 28, 2021
annyplenty:
END OF THE YEAR QUIZ

- For whoever is interested.

- answers can be supplied anytime.

Quiz 1
-1a
Which of the two beasts (that is the *false prophet and the Antichrist*) mentioned in Revelation, chapter 13, do you think, is more dangerous?

-1b.
Give reasons for your answer to 1a above.

Quiz 2
-2a

Of all the following five fold ministries mentioned in Ephesians 4:11

- *Apostolic Ministry*
- *Prophetic Ministry*
- *Evangelism Ministry*
- *Pastoral Ministry*
- *Teaching Ministry*

which one do you think is most important?

-2b
Give reasons for your answer to 2a above.

Thank you.

*Compliments of the season*
OK... Will answer later
Christianity Etc › Re: Ghana Police Warns Against 2022 Prophecies By Religious Leaders. by Jokerman(m): 10:20am On Dec 28, 2021
everythinggirly:
Pastors are the problems in Nigeria. After pastors, politicians. I stopped going to church after one stupid pastor who has sex scandals everywhere I wouldn't want to mention his name wanted me come to his hotel to meet him at odd hours of the day for “financial deliverance” as the billionaire pervert called it. These mofos nack people's wives anytime! And nacked ladies are compelled not to let the cat out of the bag. Who will even believe them? At least, I know of some who were nacked.

I am not religious. I am this kind of people that ti o ba ba mi ṣe awada, I go change am for you.
Notan excuse for not going to church ma...Also covering this said pastor, makes you a partaker of his sin
Crime › Re: South African Man Falls Asleep In 62-year-old Woman's Bed After Raping Her by Jokerman(m): 7:58am On Dec 28, 2021
Raping a 62 year old woman?? Effects of drug abuse....

Intact what causes people to rape other people??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 27th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 7:41am On Dec 28, 2021
DoctorDree:
That is why Barca are in the same league position as Man U and dropped to Europa for the first time in 20yrs
You mean after Pesdi destroyed the team, just the way Ronaldo destroyed Juve, right?
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by Jokerman(m): 7:39am On Dec 28, 2021
Lol... edge though.... grin
Sports › Re: Leonardo Bonucci Sounds Warning To Manchester United Players Over Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 11:41pm On Dec 27, 2021
Why will a good coach be relying on one player too much?? They are not good coaches then.... see Pep, see Fergie, see Mou, see Zizou, see Ancelloti et al... they had great players, but working effectively
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 27th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 11:36pm On Dec 27, 2021
Some people will just be watching Man UTD match just to abuse Ronaldo.... No other person plays nonsense except Ronaldo... same thing dey we're doing when Ronaldo was at Juve... today they don't watch Juve matches again..... grin... Pessi fans disguise as usual, but won't watch their mcm playing trash in ligue 1 grin

I don't blame you see, I blame Ronaldo for not going to city whom Pep would have played to his strength and not disrupt the team chemistry

This new coach seems to be another Van Gaal, with possession based football... since Mourinho left, this man utd team have won nothing.... this is not the man utd I know.... they could have hired Zidane as they missed Conte....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 27th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 11:26pm On Dec 27, 2021
All these possession ineffective football sef... Newcastle had more shots on goal..
Sports › Re: Globe Soccer Awards: Kylian Mbappe Wins 2021 Dubai D'or Best Men's Player by Jokerman(m): 8:52pm On Dec 27, 2021
How did Mbappe deserve this award?

Many worthy winners like Lewandoski, Jorginho etc.... 1 goal in 20 matches cannot win such awards
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 8:36pm On Dec 27, 2021
Gmajor:
When it comes to bad movies, some of them are hilariously bad. Matrix Resurrection on the other hand, is ridiculously bad.

It has no single redeeming quality.

Every change that was made was for the worst and All the new concepts that were introduced was terrible.

The story was goofy.

The dialogue was atrocious.

The characters are one dimensional and unmemorable.

The cinematography was bad. The movie had a lot of shaky Cam which weren't present in the original movies. Also, I hated a lot of the effects that were used especially the one they used when Neo took the pill.

The action that the Matrix franchise was renowned for is also extremely lackluster. The hand to hand combat is uninspired and looks weightless and The gun fights are just there.
There was a fight that took place in a train and the whole setting was just crowded and confusing.


Keanu has never really been a good actor IMO.
He has a stilted way that acting that can work for movies like John Wick but not for a movie that needs to show acting range. In this movie, he look incredibly bored and his acting ranged from mediocre to bad.

So why does Agent Smith still exist? Didn't Neo destroy him in the last movie? If the analyst brought him back, why did he do so? He isn't on the analyst side and he offers no advantage to the Matrix so why is he back?

Speaking of the Analyst, he is easily one of the worst villains to be portrayed in a movie. He is not charismatic and to make matters worse, he isn't even threatening or menacing. He just looks annoying.

Also what purpose does Neo serve in this movie? Why were the rebels looking for him? He had already ended the war with the machines and the peace he brokered still exists, so why is he here? Were the rebels looking for him because they needed a hero to worship? He isn't fighting for humanities freedom or fate so why is he even here?

Morpheus also serves no purpose in this movie. I don't even understand why or how he exists in this movie.

The new twist they added which is that Neo and Trinity are very powerful when they're together is dumb. They've been together for the whole of the last trilogy and we didn't see any of this special power.
At the end, it is revealed that trinity also has the powers of the ONE? And this makes no sense whatsoever.

This movie takes the concept of meta to a ridiculous new hight.
The cut to previous movies was cringe and they nostalgia bait that the movie was going for fell flat in All ways.

1.5/10 I didn't see this movie in a cinema, but I want a refund.



**ignore the many typos**
Thanks... I wouldn't even bother to watch the trash
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Kumuyi Raised A Dead Woman. How True Is This by Jokerman(m): 8:29pm On Dec 27, 2021
Nothing God cannot do..... Jesus did it... and he has given his followers to do likewise, and even more
Business › Re: Guess The Bank (photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:25pm On Dec 27, 2021
All banks now do it....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Are Teachers Not Well Paid?? by Jokerman(m): 8:01pm On Dec 27, 2021
I know a school at Ikorodu where pupils pay 5K per term.... how do you expect the school owner to pay minimum wage?
Sports › Re: Brazil Legend Ronaldo Names Four Greatest Players In History Of Football by Jokerman(m): 2:59pm On Dec 27, 2021
Top 1p Greatest ever (not best ever)

Pele
Maradona

Ronaldo
Zidane
Cristiano
Pessi

Platini
Beckenbauer
Maldini
Di Stefano
Sports › Re: Brazil Legend Ronaldo Names Four Greatest Players In History Of Football by Jokerman(m): 2:56pm On Dec 27, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:
FENOMENO,
Please remove CR7 and replace him with your name. We know CR7 lasted longer.
But he wasn't too exceptional to come b4 you.
IF not for the INJURIOUS Reign you had, you would have been better than Messi.

You did almost everything required of a soccer player. You could dribble an entire pitch of players too. But CR7 dares not attempt such.
CR7 has never been a playermaker.
He is just a Sharp Shooter.
Nothing else!
What has elfenomeno done, that cr7 hasn't in all sphere of football,?
Sports › Re: Brazil Legend Ronaldo Names Four Greatest Players In History Of Football by Jokerman(m): 2:54pm On Dec 27, 2021
What is one goal Pessi doing on your list El Fenomeno? Someone that can't connect outside Europalona, well thanks to Di Maria anyway... grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Female Nursery Teacher Needed In A School In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 2:30pm On Dec 27, 2021
Female teacher is also need In a school at Ogudu....should live in ogudu, or Ojota or Alapere...

Ssce/NCE/Bed

Quote me, if interested
Travel › Re: Mother, 2 Daughters Die In Ogun Accident As SUV Rams Into Stationary Truck by Jokerman(m): 8:52am On Dec 27, 2021
Na only Dangote get truck ni? Why always his truck with accident news.... all things begs for questions.... well everyone should always cover themselves, the roads with the blood of Jesus, and take authority over every territorial demons.....
TV/Movies › Re: Odudu Otu Is The Winner Of Gulder Ultimate Search 2021 (Season 12) by Jokerman(m): 8:19pm On Dec 26, 2021
Femmyfestus:
Since the show doesn't promote nudity and immorality, d lazy youths were not intrested from day1 it started. Mr Righteousness2 over to you
Lol... grin
Family › Re: Nigerian Couple Welcome Triplets After 13 Years Of Marriage (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:15pm On Dec 26, 2021
kstyle2:
[s]so why did he wait 13 years? Would you be a billionaire, then prevent your toddler from going to school while his mates do for 13 years. You have the means to send him to school but you deliberately avoid sending that toddler to school. So God had the power since but failed to give them kids for years? How kind of him. If you have a father who works with she'll as the HR and despite your plea and qualifications fails to help you for 13 years, would you say he's fair? This your toddler still praises you, sometimes tries other means to get cash to go to school but no way. How does that sound?
So God sat there while these folks spent so much in trying to get pregnant, endured emotional trauma for 13 years? What was the reason please?
God did nothing[/s]
Irrelevant trash.
Family › Re: Nigerian Couple Welcome Triplets After 13 Years Of Marriage (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:19pm On Dec 26, 2021
Only God can do this
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich Vs Arsenal (0 - 5) On 26th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 5:46pm On Dec 26, 2021
SirMichael1:
Form that will bow when they meet Man city or liverpool. Mtcheew.
Lol... don't mind them... grin...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich Vs Arsenal (0 - 5) On 26th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 5:26pm On Dec 26, 2021
E be like say Pep don sell match o grin...what's happenin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich Vs Arsenal (0 - 5) On 26th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 5:03pm On Dec 26, 2021
Well, so long Pessi and Barca keeps going down... no wahala angry

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