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CrimeRe: Man Dies During Fortification Ritual At Native Doctor’s Shrine In Enugu by Jokerman(m): 9:52am On Oct 21, 2024
Let him now use the fortication to fight demons in hell.

Young fools. Instead of chasing God, they'll be chasing vanities
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:51am On Oct 21, 2024
Mrviktor:
He inherited a title chasing squad..
A team that almost won the league and champions league the past 2 seasons
Give the same squad to some other coaches
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:33am On Oct 21, 2024
Arne Slot only signed one player for £13.5m in Chiesa and he hasn’t even played for them yet.

Proof that it doesn’t take 3 seasons for good managers to get results.
Foreign AffairsRe: College/university Education Is Overrated - Elon Musk by Jokerman(op): 8:28am On Oct 21, 2024
Dpharisee:
He said you need electrical, plumbing and hands-on skills not political science degree
Hmmm...

But not everyone can learn skills
PoliticsRe: Inflation Rate Of The 10 Most Populous Countries In The World - STATISENSE by Jokerman(op): 8:27am On Oct 21, 2024
Even terrorism counties have lower inflation than Nigeria.

All these Leaders wey we get no sabi anything at all....
PoliticsRe: Inflation Rate Of The 10 Most Populous Countries In The World - STATISENSE by Jokerman(op): 10:58pm On Oct 20, 2024
Nigeria & Comparable Size of Economy

Inflation rate among comparable economic size

Sept 2024
1 🇪🇬Egypt [$394b] — 26.4%
2 🇿🇦South Africa [$378b] — 4.4%
3 🇭🇰Hong Kong* [$377b] — 2.5%
4 🇳🇬Nigeria [$375b] — 32.7%
5 🇨🇴Colombia [$364b] — 5.81%
6 🇷🇴Romania [$346b] — 4.6%
7 🇵🇰Pakistan [$338b] — 6.9%

*Aug 2024

#Statisense

https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1848118861809291633?t=WW55UYH9KV89kfpB1hT3Lg&s=19
PoliticsInflation Rate Of The 10 Most Populous Countries In The World - STATISENSE by Jokerman(op): 10:52pm On Oct 20, 2024
Nigeria & Comparable Nations by Population....

Inflation rate in the 10 most populous Nations

Sept 2024
1 🇮🇳India — 5.49%
2 🇨🇳China — 0.4%
3 🇺🇸United States — 2.4%
4 🇮🇩Indonesia — 1.84%
5 🇵🇰Pakistan — 6.9%
6 🇳🇬Nigeria — 32.7%
7 🇧🇷Brazil — 4.42%
8 🇧🇩Bangladesh — 9.92%
9 🇷🇺Russia — 8.6%
10 🇲🇽Mexico — 4.58%

#Statisense

https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1848116716275949946?t=V4D4M5-bFdXhYy96gVr8TA&s=19
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:13pm On Oct 20, 2024
Well, El Classico will send y'all back to reality
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:41pm On Oct 20, 2024
ThierryJay:
The kind that gave Mbappe 5 out of his 6 goals.
Madrid no dey do such ojoro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:30pm On Oct 20, 2024
Ojoro no dey tire Una..

Which kind penalty be that?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:54pm On Oct 20, 2024
Hat trick for Chidera Ejuke today.

Omo me!
Foreign AffairsRe: College/university Education Is Overrated - Elon Musk by Jokerman(op): 5:46pm On Oct 20, 2024
But to work at Tesla or Elon Musk companies, I need either a college or University degree...🙂
Foreign AffairsCollege/university Education Is Overrated - Elon Musk by Jokerman(op): 5:44pm On Oct 20, 2024
🚨ELON MUSK: "I think the value of a college education is somewhat overweighted. Too many people spend four years, accumulate a ton of debt and often don't have useful skills that they can apply afterwards.

I have a lot of respect for people who work with their hands and we need electricians and plumbers and carpenters and that's a lot more important than having incremental political science majors.

I think we should not have this idea that in order to be successful you need a four year college degree."



https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1847854542714470893?t=qdaJ4E_dmOweDjwRE5Ybpw&s=19
Christianity EtcRe: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(op): 1:39pm On Oct 20, 2024
LordReed:
So many issues with this. What is a spirit or a soul?

Then why is the god susposedly still interested in us after we die?
Because we are his creation, and He is so mindful of man.

But man allow himself to be deceived to perdition by the Devil, and take God away from Man.

God created Man to have continual fellowship with Him, however after death (dropping the physical body), the wicked soul cannot enter into God's kingdom.

So God sent Jesus to chose Sons moulded for His kingdom to teach and warn other souls about the impending danger if they do not repent while still alive in the flesh on earth.

God is a consuming Fire
Christianity EtcRe: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(op): 1:34pm On Oct 20, 2024
Repent now, and give your life to Christ before it is too late, and stop vain attacks.

Remember,

Mark 8:36 For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
8:37 Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?

However, it is not the will of God that any soul should perish - 2 Peter 3:9; John 3:16. So come to Jesus now as he is near you...
Revelation 3:20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

Shalom!
Christianity EtcRe: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(op): 1:28pm On Oct 20, 2024
UdoUyoMfo:
How do you know ?

Have you died before to conclude on this theory?

Don’t get your facts from the bible cause that book was written by humans like you to control and manipulate you.

Heaven and Hell exist within you. It is your mindset!
Do you think if heaven and hell were real places your leaders would do what they do?
These men know the truth! That’s why they don’t give a fork about you!
They enjoy their lives here, steal from you and make you belief in imaginary heaven !

just Live a good life , do good and Love….
Very very apt.

However living a good life is not enough for God to qualify us to enter his kingdom on the last day.

Our righteousness is like filthy rags before the Almighty God our creator - Isaiah 64:6; Zech 3:4

We need to put on Jesus Christ in addition to the good life, which is the only acceptable righteousness to God - John 15:5 I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing.

Without Jesus, we can do no good actually
Christianity EtcRe: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(op): 1:20pm On Oct 20, 2024
Krismas:
Ur assurance is vain.
Jesus never existed. It’s high level deception u are spreading.
Ur laziness to get to the truth, will not exempt you from punishment for propagating lies
So the Bible and Quran are lies??
Christianity EtcRe: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(op): 1:18pm On Oct 20, 2024
DavidEsq:
Do u see how u couldn't provide a clear scripture or even any scripture at all for this statement? That's how the scriptures expose false doctrines and liars
The scriptural passages are in the write up Sir
Christianity EtcRe: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(op): 1:17pm On Oct 20, 2024
mariovito:
Let's go with your "soul" theory,

At what point does soul enter the body?

At conception or at birth?
At conception in the mother's womb... See some scriptures below 👇

Luke 1:15 For he shall be great in the sight of the Lord, and shall drink neither wine nor strong drink; and he shall be filled with the Holy Ghost, even from his mother's womb.

Luke 1:44 For, lo, as soon as the voice of thy salutation sounded in mine ears, the babe leaped in my womb for joy.

Jeremiah 1:5 Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.
Christianity EtcRe: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(op): 1:11pm On Oct 20, 2024
AntiChristian:
Is Jesus son of God or son of Abraham? In the last post you said God sent his son! Now na son of Abraham!

Where did Jesus define salvation?
Jesus is the son Of God.

We are the spiritual sons of Abraham by qualifying blood of Jesus Christ, and those who say they are Muslim (through Ishmael).

Jesus Christ is come to save those that are lost. Those that are destined for perdition like Satan, away from God into eternal punishment, but Jesus is come to give all such souls eternal rest.

No one else can do this except Jesus Christ, the bread of Life
Christianity EtcRe: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(op): 1:07pm On Oct 20, 2024
Krismas:
shocked has it ever occurred to u, that u will be made to pay dearly for your efforts at miseducating others? U believe u know the truth, whereas u merely peddling LIES and persuading others to sink deeper into the mires of hell.
I only preach about Jesus Christ.

The only one who can save from hell and damnation.

No one else can save except Jesus.

We know and we are sure of this.
Christianity EtcRe: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(op): 11:40am On Oct 20, 2024
ReacherSaidNoth:
Indeed...
You don't understand the reason for Jesus saving the world
Christianity EtcRe: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(op): 11:39am On Oct 20, 2024
LordReed:
Sounds like the way 419 people tell you to hurry up because they want you to feel the pressure and urgency.

If supposedly after people die they'll be conscious for eternity then why can't they have that period to contemplate and repent?
After the spirit (Soul) leaves the body on earth, it will be too late to repent and ask for forgiveness of sins.

It's only while alive we can seek mercy. God is the God of the living and not the dead
Christianity EtcRe: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(op): 11:35am On Oct 20, 2024
mariovito:
How can you prove your first sentence?
That is your Soul. Which is what God put into this body.

The soul is supposed to control the body, but it's sad that the body now controls and drives the soul.

The body will perish on earth, but the soul will love forever as God lives forever except that destination will be different.

When you dream, you soul loves, while the body becomes a log of wood.

In the state of death, the flesh ceases the exist, and the soul (The real person) comes out
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Hints At Why Peter Obi Won't Bother Responding To Him by Jokerman(m): 11:04am On Oct 20, 2024
The pit digger must fall into his/her pit 😹
Christianity EtcRe: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(op): 11:00am On Oct 20, 2024
Bambillo:
I pity you! What concerns you with 'Jesus' when your bible tells and even Yeshua told you he's only sent to the lost sheep of Israel. Are you an Israeli?

Do you even know who's 'Jesus'? Let me shock you a little as you're illiterates but you claim to be otherwise. In Aramaic and Hebrew, there's no letter 'J' in there alphabets. Where do you see 'J' to join 'Eesau' as the listed languages and Arabic call him?

Just think deeply and have a great weekend.
What is the English translation of the name "Yeshua"?
Christianity EtcRe: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(op): 10:59am On Oct 20, 2024
AntiChristian:
How does this mean Jesus was sent to you?
Luke 19:9 And Jesus said unto him, This day is salvation come to this house, forsomuch as he also is a son of Abraham.
19:10 For the Son of man is come to seek and to save that which was lost.

And thank God you are a son of Abraham, through Ishmael.
Christianity EtcRe: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(op): 10:52am On Oct 20, 2024
mariovito:
I may not say everyday, but yes I dream.
That part of you that dreams is what will give account to God on the day we sleep and do not wake up.

Let's try to save ourselves now by coming to Jesus
Christianity EtcRe: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(op): 10:45am On Oct 20, 2024
Roger3D:
And if we don't?
Revelation 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
20:13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
20:14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
Christianity EtcRe: Should You Listen To Worldly Songs As A Christian? by Jokerman(m): 10:18am On Oct 20, 2024
Sleekfingers:
🤣🤣🤣🤣
See this assistant God on earth.
Check these things out on YouTube
PoliticsRe: Hardship: Proprietors Beg Parents Not To Withdraw Students by Jokerman(op): 10:17am On Oct 20, 2024
JASONjnr:
People that increase school fees every term while paying their teachers peanut.

The other reason why the Nigerian government isn't doing enough to checkmate these private schools owner is because, many government officials and top politicians own one or two privates schools or their family members do.
Hmmmm
Christianity EtcRe: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(op): 10:16am On Oct 20, 2024
AntiChristian:
When Jesus die na who judge am? tongue

Jesus was sent to the lost sheep of Israel ONLY not me!

I once asked one Christian to show me where Jesus told anyone to accept him as God and saviour. The person just dey stammer!
John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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