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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:52pm On Aug 29, 2024
🚨🎙 Cristiano Ronaldo:

“My first Champions League trophy at Manchester United meant the most to me.”
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:19pm On Aug 29, 2024
Mason Mount injured again 🤥

See who Bin Laden give number 7
Foreign AffairsRe: United States Government Mistakenly Transferred $239,000,000 To The Taliban. by Jokerman(op): 2:54pm On Aug 29, 2024
panafrican:
And you think people are stu-pid enough to believe it was a mistake ?
Lol
PoliticsRe: Voters Acceptability Of Nigerians' Presidents Since 1999 by Jokerman(op): 2:54pm On Aug 29, 2024
Many persons won't vote.

If someone like Obi, Osibanjo etc, do not contest, then there is no need for me to vote
PoliticsRe: Voters Acceptability Of Nigerians' Presidents Since 1999 by Jokerman(op): 11:10am On Aug 29, 2024
So BAT was just voted by 35% of the 27% people that voted in the 2023 General election.

Inec should make sure a candidate gets 50% of the total voters before declaring such candidate the winner.
PoliticsVoters Acceptability Of Nigerians' Presidents Since 1999 by Jokerman(op): 11:08am On Aug 29, 2024
VOTERS ACCEPTABILITY OF NIGERIANS' PRESIDENTS SINCE 1999

1999 — 2 Major candidates
2003 — 2 Major candidates
2007 — 2 Major candidates
2011 — 2 Major candidates
2015 — 2 Major candidates
2019 — 2 Major candidates
2023 — 3 Major candidates

Voters Turnout
1999 — 52%
2003 — 69%
2007 — 58%
2011 — 54%
2015 — 47%
2019 — 36%
2023 — 27%

#Statisense
(INEC)

https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1829068940082909522?t=0pCaWaqgMjLjgGJOlS1EKQ&s=19

Foreign AffairsRe: United States Government Mistakenly Transferred $239,000,000 To The Taliban. by Jokerman(op): 11:06am On Aug 29, 2024
This isn't a mistake.

How did they have Taliban account number?🤔
Foreign AffairsUnited States Government Mistakenly Transferred $239,000,000 To The Taliban. by Jokerman(op): 10:50pm On Aug 28, 2024
The Taliban has received at least $239 million in U.S. aid aimed at counterterrorism after State Department vetting procedures fell apart, according to a government watchdog.

The government watchdog, the Special Inspector General for Afghanistan Reconstruction (SIGAR), issued a 2024 report identifying at least 29 grants where the Taliban may have erroneously received counterterrorism funds.

Investigators found that the State Department failed to comply with its own counterterrorism partner vetting requirements in Afghanistan, Judicial Watch reported.

The funds came from State Department divisions called "Democracy, Human Rights, and Labor" and "International Narcotics and Law Enforcement Affairs."

The report identified more than two dozen instances where these divisions failed to keep proper vetting records.

https://x.com/BRICSinfo/status/1828582281453195749?t=P3wkF4o8hyzHn3TTdnY5Pw&s=19

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:35pm On Aug 28, 2024
ChristoBam:
Lmao na this delusion no let any of us rest for here.

Una on this thread sometimes ehhn. In one breathe y'all are talking about how we massively overpaid to sign Yoro, in another breathe, we won a battle against Madrid for Yoro(Means we're the same level). Totally ignoring any context lmao.

Madrid aren't pressed for a CB, they made the minimum take or leave it bid. Hoping to get him for free. Yoro delayed for weeks and decided to sign for United when the writing on the wall became obvious.

If the delusion you're in was a reality, we'd have Bruno, Camavinga and Bellingham in our midfield. It's pure delusional talks, that's why we have to build a well drilled system that makes up for all of that.

Ten Hag can literally set up that Madrid team like he set up Man Utd in his first season and win everything. That's facts.
TenHag disciple.... Continue
PoliticsRe: Canada-based Nigerian Woman In Disturbing Video Calls For Mass Poisoning by Jokerman(m): 5:05pm On Aug 28, 2024
Devil incarnate.

Look at how she is ..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:39pm On Aug 28, 2024
Chiesa to Liverpool... This means Sancho to Juventus soon (hopefully).

Osinhmen to Chelsea in the books soon... And some people want me to be happy with Erik Bin Laden.... 🤥
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:47am On Aug 28, 2024
🚨🎥 - Zirkzee, Mazraoui, and Lindelof arriving for Man Utd's team party.

[via CelebManchester]

CelebritiesRe: My Only Brother Gave Me One Of His Kidneys To Keep Me Alive — TG Omori by Jokerman(m): 10:12am On Aug 28, 2024
May God bless him

However, stop drinking and stop smoking.. it doesn't end well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:02am On Aug 28, 2024
Lana1:
Rashford on the left. Sterling on the right. I might just off myself instead rather than watch that
😂😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:34am On Aug 28, 2024
Kilishihunter:
So how the hell does this concern us chief?
The people that have this sub know themselves
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:33am On Aug 28, 2024
odizeey:
Now we are hearing the man wanted to keep McTomminay and was against Ugarte. 😀

Na that kind person Una dey expect something from.
😂🤣🤣
SportsRe: NFF Unveils Super Eagles List For AFCON Qualifiers by Jokerman(m): 7:27am On Aug 28, 2024
Where's Chidera Ejuke?
PoliticsRe: Court Permits Police To Remand 124 EndBadGovernance Protesters For 60 Days by Jokerman(m): 7:22am On Aug 28, 2024
Tinubu na dictator.

So he lied to us that he protested against Abacha, no knowing he was helping Abacha at the back
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:55am On Aug 28, 2024
Oasis007:
grin

Rooney should consider hosting Podcast. Cleverly sent him packing from EPL Cup?! LOL!
😂
PoliticsRe: Photos From APC Campaign In Ologbo, Ikpoba Okha LGA by Jokerman(m): 9:56pm On Aug 27, 2024
How much per person?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:15pm On Aug 27, 2024
March 18, 2024: 🗣️ Joao Cancelo: “The peak of a player's career is between 25 and 32 years old.”

August 26, 2024: “Joao Cancelo, 30 years old, moves to the Saudi League.”

😙😒
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:15pm On Aug 27, 2024
Ten Hag is so shit.

See how Thiago Motta dey buy quality players to Juventus, and winning games with confidence.

Man UTd has fallen so low though
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:13pm On Aug 27, 2024
March 18, 2024: 🗣️ Joao Cancelo: “The peak of a player's career is between 25 and 32 years old.”

August 26, 2024: “Joao Cancelo, 30 years old, moves to the Saudi League.”

😙
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:13pm On Aug 27, 2024
Let's all laughing at Uefalona

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:10pm On Aug 27, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨🚨🚨

BREAKING:

Manutd and Napoli are discussing a potential swap deal involving Victor Osimhen and Marcus Rashford.

This could be a genius move by Omar Berrada.

#MUFC #Napoli
.

Hopefully this is true o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:09pm On Aug 27, 2024
🚨🚨🚨

BREAKING:

Manutd and Napoli are discussing a potential swap deal involving Victor Osimhen and Marcus Rashford.

This could be a genius move by Omar Berrada.

#MUFC #Napoli
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:45am On Aug 27, 2024
😂😂😂😂...

See how dem dey cast Bruno now, when he reach Portugal national team now, their mouth go change..

Where's Ellexy sev?😂
HealthRe: Top Cleanest And Dirtiest States In Nigeria 2024 by Jokerman(m): 10:56am On Aug 27, 2024
More people in an African states, the dirtier the state will be...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:41am On Aug 27, 2024
YourBestWriter:
Selling mctominay is a huge step in the right direction. Hopefully, one day, the board will also realize that Bruno Fernandes, although he is a good player, is also below the standard of Manchester United, as well as many players there in that squad.

The old watchers of Manchester United games around 2008 will understand what I mean by below Manchester United standard.

Generally, the standard today at manutd is still far from getting closer to 2008, but slowly and trusting the manager, we will get there.
You are mentioning Erik Bin Laden that bought Clowns like Antony, Weghorst or Mount, in the same sentence as standard?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:38am On Aug 27, 2024
Joezinho:
I say it to myself every time that it’s a freaking damn shame that cr7 choosed man utd over city.

Man literally turned down an amazing city side for his loyalty to man utd.

What an ungrateful fanbase!! You all deserve Erik ten hang.
Na why I no dey blame them, na Ronaldo I blame for coming back to play with clowns like Antony, Rashford etc
PoliticsRe: How Are People Coping- Things Are So Expensive by Jokerman(op): 9:23am On Aug 27, 2024
Gerrard59:
Wow! Rent must be so high these days if self-con costs that much. BTW, which parts of Lagos?
Gbagada
Ogudu
Maryland
Festac
Ojota
Alapere Ketu
Magodo
Ikosi
Yaba
Surulere
Ikeja
Oshodi

Infact almost all the mainland

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