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Christianity EtcRe: Denis: The Bishop Who Preached With His Beheaded Head by Jokerman(op): 10:01am On Oct 12, 2024
Are you ready to lay down your life for Jesus Christ?
PoliticsRe: Minimum Money Given To School Children These Days By Parents by Jokerman(op): 10:00am On Oct 12, 2024
psucc:
No pretending. I have withdrawn them from the school their previous school due to transport cost.

Now in their new school, they trek from home to and fro. Go with water from home. And a hundred naira each day. I no go kill my self. Still have their elders 2 at undergraduate levels.
May God keep providing for you bro... It ain't easy
PoliticsRe: Ooni Unveils Golden Statue In Honor Of First Lady, Oluremi Tinubu (Video) by Jokerman(m): 10:57pm On Oct 11, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Donate Wetin? From her private purse abi from the Nigerian treasury? grin
I was wondering why they gave her a statue
PoliticsRe: Ooni Unveils Golden Statue In Honor Of First Lady, Oluremi Tinubu (Video) by Jokerman(m): 9:24pm On Oct 11, 2024
Why is the university doing this?

Did she donate to the school or sum'tin?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:18pm On Oct 11, 2024
odizeey:
Naso na. See his injury records sef. Hehehe
Mhen .. bin Laden is just an error to this clyb
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Power Generation Drops In Second Quarter 2024 by Jokerman(m): 5:16pm On Oct 11, 2024
TheFreshVanilla:
Sometimes you have to avoid Nairaland if you're having a good day.
😹😂
Science/TechnologyRe: Elon Musk Shares Video Of Tesla's Humanoid Robot That Can Babysit Kids, Get Groc by Jokerman(m): 5:10pm On Oct 11, 2024
Sammiepro95:
You be mumu I swear
He told you the truth
Science/TechnologyRe: Elon Musk Shares Video Of Tesla's Humanoid Robot That Can Babysit Kids, Get Groc by Jokerman(m): 5:06pm On Oct 11, 2024
Ijaya123:
Why are all their robots always take the form of human being. Can't they design something different that can still function as desired?

🤷🏾‍♂🤷🏾‍♂🤷🏾‍♂🤷🏾‍♂
Devil always tries to copy God.
PoliticsRe: Minimum Money Given To School Children These Days By Parents by Jokerman(op): 1:37pm On Oct 11, 2024
It's a terrible situation...

May God help us
Christianity EtcRe: Denis: The Bishop Who Preached With His Beheaded Head by Jokerman(op): 11:13am On Oct 11, 2024
1. If all these early Saints were matyred for their faith in Jesus Christ, and we're more zealous, and did not escape by Rapture, how do today Christians think they wont evangelise for Jesus in a more wicked world, and escape by Rapture?

2. How will someone cope when all these saints will be receiving their golden rewards on that day, and some people who haven't done anything but think they will receive the same reward?

3. How did Catholic Church fall off so badly? No more Bishop like this...
Christianity EtcDenis: The Bishop Who Preached With His Beheaded Head by Jokerman(op): 11:03am On Oct 11, 2024
The man whose head was cut off, he picked up his own head in his hands & continued...

Bishop Denis and his companions were so effective in converting people to Jesus that the pagan priests became alarmed over their loss of followers.

In his days (200 A.D.), the persecution against the church was so intense, but it never deterred him & his compatroits.
He would go into the streets openly to preach Jesus in the heat of the persecution.

The Roman governor arrested Denis and 2 others, & after a prolonged imprisonment, he beheaded them on the highest hill in Paris (now Montmartre).

However, in the most shocking of events, Denis picked stood up, picked up his head in his hands and began to preach the gospel of Jesus, walking for another 6 miles before he eventually fell & went to be with the Lord.

How far can you go for the gospel of Jesus?

https://x.com/Row_Haastrup/status/1844623302217826547?t=n-I2NJscLjSYFK8Y6BYOXg&s=19

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_of_Paris

Christianity EtcRe: What Is Eternal Life by Jokerman(m): 10:51am On Oct 11, 2024
Eternal life means to have everlasting life.i.e to live forever.

When God moulded man from the soil, he breathed into the flesh, and the body (flesh) became a living soul i.e to live forever as God lives.

Man was supposed to live forever with the fleshy body on earth, just as God lives in Heaven, however after the fall of Man, this physical body lost that glory, and was cursed to drop on this earth(because it was made from earth), while the breathe of God (Soul of Man) is to return back to God, but the Sin affected both Body and Soul.

Now we see Jesus Christ, who came to the world to ensure that Body and Soul of Man reunites back to God, and this was made possible by the sprinkling of Jesus Christ blood to remove the sins and curses of Sin... So now people who accept the mediating power of Jesus Christ will live forever in body and soul, through his Death and Resurrection, which will also happen to believers of Jesus.

Sadly, many souls will live forever without God, in another place because they refuse to accept Jesus help to qualify them back to God... And these will suffer eternally
PoliticsMinimum Money Given To School Children These Days By Parents by Jokerman(op): 10:30am On Oct 11, 2024
This still looks shocking to me.

Going out in the morning, and see a parent given his 3 children, 2000 Naira going to school today. This is shocking.

Coming up in the early 2000s, in secondary school, our money no pass 20/30 or 50 Naira .. if you get 100naira, you be big boy.

Imagine primary school pupils 1,000 per day... Omo na wa o
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Prefer Orisa Worship To Christianity, Islam — Wole Soyinka by Jokerman(m): 5:52pm On Oct 10, 2024
Don't worry Sir

When you close your eyes to this world, and find yourself in the other world, then I hope it won't be too late before you realise Satan and his Fallen angels are the ones disguising as Orisa and other little gods .

My prayer is that you find salvation in the Lord Jesus Christ before you leave this world, just as I am praying Jesus Qualifies me too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:55pm On Oct 10, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨 BREAKING! Manchester United defender Noussair Mazraoui will be sidelined for TWO MONTHS due to a cardiac arrhythmia diagnosis. 😳🫀
Abeg who we offend??

Pogba? DeGea? Goatnaldo?? Sancho? Greenwood??

Please o forgive us...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:55pm On Oct 10, 2024
🚨 BREAKING! Manchester United defender Noussair Mazraoui will be sidelined for TWO MONTHS due to a cardiac arrhythmia diagnosis. 😳🫀
PoliticsRe: Lagos Government Begs Youths To Join Military by Jokerman(m): 12:53pm On Oct 10, 2024
Oga, don't you have children to join the military??

Abi na only NNPC, CBN, FIRS etc Jobs Una children dey join?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Government Borrowed $6.45 Billion From World Bank – Report by Jokerman(m): 6:03am On Oct 10, 2024
Why does World Bank keep borrowing them money??

This World Bank and white people are our Nigeria's enemies
PoliticsRe: How Tinubu Scammed And Blackmailed Labour Into Submission. by Jokerman(m): 10:12pm On Oct 09, 2024
Lagos state increased boarding school fees from 35K to 100K, and the people are still docile...
PoliticsRe: Details Emerge As Marketers Reveal Reason Behind Fresh Fuel Price Increase by Jokerman(m): 6:40pm On Oct 09, 2024
Does this mean Jonathan government was paying up to 800 Naira per litre as subsidy then, when fuel price was like 165 Naira then?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:00pm On Oct 09, 2024
🚨🚨🎙️| Alan Shearer on Erik ten Hag:

"I really don't think he helps himself... When he says we're going in the right direction, #mufc were 13th before the weekend now they're 14th."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:00pm On Oct 09, 2024
So Era man still dey around since my sabbatical on this thread 😮‍💨
RomanceRe: Something You Tried Once And Instantly Knew It Wasn't For You by Jokerman(m): 11:08pm On Oct 08, 2024
Sport bet.

No matter how to use brain reach then, it must cast
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:44pm On Oct 08, 2024
odizeey:
Person wey dey curse us that time say Ten Hag is the right man don dey mix with the crowd. I see all of them

cheesy cheesy cheesy
😹🤣
PoliticsRe: Ibadan 1970 VS 2024, Journey So Far (New Picture) by Jokerman(m): 4:59pm On Oct 08, 2024
Which Ibadan is this??

Is this the township or the city that had the first university?

Ibadan is changed, try areas such as Challenge, UI area, Dugbe etc
EducationRe: Struggles Of A Private School Teacher by Jokerman(m): 3:10pm On Oct 08, 2024
Why would a family man be working as a private school teacher??

Private school teaching is for married women whom their husbands don't want them to work far away from home and also have time for their family; or young people who just finished NYSC without a job for the main time.

If as a married man you are doing private school teaching, na hunger go kpai you, except na you get the school.

We know parents don't pay good enough school fees for these schools to pay you like government.

It's not too late to learn a skill or trade
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Clash With KAI Officials In Yaba (Graphic Pictures) by Jokerman(m): 3:06pm On Oct 08, 2024
Why soldiers go dey break person head??

What right do they have??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:54am On Oct 08, 2024
BlueRayDick:
Because Ten Hag has a family to feed, the God of our father Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin will uphold Ten Hag's job!
😹🙂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:53am On Oct 08, 2024
Nezzjnr:
🚨🔴 Manchester United met Thomas Tuchel in June when they considered to sack Erik ten Hag.

He remains a candidate in case they fire ten Hag at some point this season.



May God not allow our eyes to see evil embarassed
Tucheliban still better than Bin Laden 🙂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Oct 07, 2024
🚨🚨🌕| Erik ten Hag’s future at #mufc will be decided at an executive summit tomorrow. Ruud van Nistelrooy is favoured as a caretaker replacement should a change be made. [@JamieJackson___]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:36pm On Oct 07, 2024
odizeey:
The fraud made fans turn on their legends. I laughed hard. Someone that does not respect the club legends who have contributed immensely to the club is not worth supporting.

This is how we know people who will throw away day one friends.
The fraud will keep downfalling ni .... No story... But it's good these legends are not here... They would have masked Bin Laden uselessness 🫤

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