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Love800:I have not gotten it yet... We are preparing a letter of administration first |
Peledonomy:Then stop calling yourself a Giant |
🇳🇬PBAT CAMPAIGN PROMISES [1] I will run a lean & efficient Federal Govt with zero tolerance for wastefulness, corruption, and inefficiency in public service delivery that will serve as a role model to other arms of government. [2] I will instil budgetary discipline on a strictly Jan-Dec budget cycle. [3] I will introduce an efficient, robust, transparent revenue drive that will boost Federally Collected Revenue by over 200% in the next 4yrs, boost external reserve, and create a sustainable culture and regime of the surplus budget annually. [4] The short-term goal is to achieve a ₦/$ rate of 300 ₦/$ and gradually achieve a less than ₦200 rate over the next 4yrs. [5] My administration will build an efficient, fast-growing, and well-diversified emerging economy with a real GDP growth averaging 12% annually for the next 4yrs, translating into millions of new jobs during this period. [6] My administration's critical goal is to have 15,000MW distributable to all categories of consumers nationwide to ensure 24/7 sustainable supply within the next 4yrs. [7] I will create a new, independent & transparent system of auctions for allocating drilling rights to reduce the opportunity for graft and corruption. [8] I will immediately privatize the NNPC and compel exploration companies to list their equity on the Nigerian Stock Exchange and contribute directly to the Sovereign Wealth Fund. [9] I will triple education spending over the next 4yrs from the current 8% to over 25%. [10] I will increase the proportion of the annual budget dedicated to Health Care from 6.5% presently to over 10%. [11] My immediate goal is to provide for all Nigerians the basic needs of life at the minimum, including affordable housing, food security, quality primary education and healthcare for all, and a conducive and safe living environment. [12] I will make the complete eradication of poverty a significant priority of my administration. [13] My administration will usher a new culture of transparency, openness, and excellent service delivery into the new Federal Govt. [14] Security of life and property is a top priority of my administration. #Statisense (BAT Manifesto, 2023) https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1846578504076333067?t=OMbqj_A5DbLofWjIGcSr2w&s=19 |
After Training, what next?? |
And my Dad bought about 5000 shares from Transcorp as at 2005. I'm just preparing the Letter of Administration now, and other files to submit. With this your thread bro, I don dey fear o, me wey dey reason say we for get like 5M 😮💨 |
The money Peter Obi is supposed to use to pay about 1300+ party delegates, bribe 200+ top INEC officials, and buy votes for 5k in 2027, he’s donating them to medical schools, universities, social amenities etc. That man can never be president of Nigeria! |
What is the meaning of Al Jannah please? |
The money Peter Obi is supposed to use to pay about 1300+ party delegates, bribe 200+ top INEC officials, and buy votes for 5k in 2027, he’s donating them to medical schools, universities, social amenities etc. That man can never be president of Nigeria! |
🚨🚨🎙️| Eric Cantona: "Sir Alex Ferguson should be able to do anything he wants at the club until the day he dies." "Such a lack of respect. It's totally scandalous. Sir Alex Ferguson will be my boss forever. And I throw them all in a big bag of sh*t!" |
From the chat, we can see that the Power generating capacity can still get to 13000MW, meaning about 6,000 MW has not been tapped into. However, juxtaposing Nigeria with other Top economies bring Nigeria's mess to bare. The person that called Nigeria Giant of Africa needs to be flogged koboko |
TOP 4 Economies in Africa and their effective power generating capacities: 1. South Africa ~40,000 Megawatts 2. Egypt ~ 40,000 Megawatts 3. Algeria ~ 50,000 Megawatts 4. Nigeria ~ 7,000 Megawatts https://x.com/NationalGridNg/status/1846178230014763159?t=UeOU_4cP7B7rs-RKsjnaGg&s=19 Source: Nigerian National Grid
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For TenHag mind na Sir Alex dey disturb am again... 😹 |
Tinubu is a fraud, He can't do nada |
This Obi no dey try at all. He will be sharing money to education, health and others important factors in the society. But when it comes to election, to share money to delegate and party faithfuls, he will be forming broke. Na wa 😮💨😵💫 |
This club destroyed Cancelo. There was a time he was best right back in the world |
🚨NEW!! Sir Alex Ferguson and the Manchester United football board have been asked not to enter the dressing room at Old Trafford – breaking a tradition that stretches back to the days of Sir Matt Busby [@MikeKeegan_DM] |
Useless INEOS The bald headed Tinuburic coach dem no sack, na Sir then see... Another Glazers be these ones |
Chai. And fuel too cost to buy o... So na darkness be this now?? |
tundegan:Which values?? |
Replace with Nigerian propaganda cartoons you mean 😭 |
patrickmuf:😹😹 |
✅ Ralf Rangnick's Austria with a big win over Norway! 📈 |
What do you think is be the meaning of the word... Balablu blublu bulaba |
Na to buy our own fowl |
Zaheertyler:You don't expect a youth to leave Fintech for Military |
Adaisback:No be every time person go fit wake up cook Ma |
The reported decline in the number of Nigerian youths joining the military has been attributed to the availability of Information Technology job opportunities, which have diverted the younger generation’s interest from military service.https://punchng.com/harsh-training-discouraging-youths-from-military-service/
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helinues:But in the space of 4 years, we have more than 50% increase in cost of goods... How is this good my brother? |
Lol... Many don pack comot for their houses too as Landlords don increase rent. May God open their eyes to stop collecting egunje and kepo! |
T-pain though |
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