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InvestmentRe: My Father's Dividend After 11years Of Investing In Transcorp Shares by Jokerman(m): 9:52pm On Oct 16, 2024
Love800:
How much did the OP's father got in return?
I have not gotten it yet... We are preparing a letter of administration first
PoliticsRe: Top 4 Economies In Africa And Their Power Generation Capacities by Jokerman(op): 5:44pm On Oct 16, 2024
Peledonomy:
grin

U guys like dick measuring contest a lot.
Tufiakwa
Then stop calling yourself a Giant
PoliticsPresident Bola Achmed Tinubu Campaign Promises. How Far Have We Gone? by Jokerman(op): 5:43pm On Oct 16, 2024
🇳🇬PBAT CAMPAIGN PROMISES

[1] I will run a lean & efficient Federal Govt with zero tolerance for wastefulness, corruption, and inefficiency in public service delivery that will serve as a role model to other arms of government.

[2] I will instil budgetary discipline on a strictly Jan-Dec budget cycle.

[3] I will introduce an efficient, robust, transparent revenue drive that will boost Federally Collected Revenue by over 200% in the next 4yrs, boost external reserve, and create a sustainable culture and regime of the surplus budget annually.

[4] The short-term goal is to achieve a ₦/$ rate of 300 ₦/$ and gradually achieve a less than ₦200 rate over the next 4yrs.

[5] My administration will build an efficient, fast-growing, and well-diversified emerging economy with a real GDP growth averaging 12% annually for the next 4yrs, translating into millions of new jobs during this period.

[6] My administration's critical goal is to have 15,000MW distributable to all categories of consumers nationwide to ensure 24/7 sustainable supply within the next 4yrs.

[7] I will create a new, independent & transparent system of auctions for allocating drilling rights to reduce the opportunity for graft and corruption.

[8] I will immediately privatize the NNPC and compel exploration companies to list their equity on the Nigerian Stock Exchange and contribute directly to the Sovereign Wealth Fund.

[9] I will triple education spending over the next 4yrs from the current 8% to over 25%.

[10] I will increase the proportion of the annual budget dedicated to Health Care from 6.5% presently to over 10%.

[11] My immediate goal is to provide for all Nigerians the basic needs of life at the minimum, including affordable housing, food security, quality primary education and healthcare for all, and a conducive and safe living environment.

[12] I will make the complete eradication of poverty a significant priority of my administration.

[13] My administration will usher a new culture of transparency, openness, and excellent service delivery into the new Federal Govt.

[14] Security of life and property is a top priority of my administration.

#Statisense
(BAT Manifesto, 2023)

https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1846578504076333067?t=OMbqj_A5DbLofWjIGcSr2w&s=19
EducationRe: Gain International Trainings From Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 5:31pm On Oct 16, 2024
After Training, what next??
InvestmentRe: My Father's Dividend After 11years Of Investing In Transcorp Shares by Jokerman(m): 11:49am On Oct 16, 2024
And my Dad bought about 5000 shares from Transcorp as at 2005.

I'm just preparing the Letter of Administration now, and other files to submit.

With this your thread bro, I don dey fear o, me wey dey reason say we for get like 5M 😮‍💨
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s N121.67 Trillion Debt Worrisome, By Afe Babalola by Jokerman(m): 9:36am On Oct 16, 2024
The money Peter Obi is supposed to use to pay about 1300+ party delegates, bribe 200+ top INEC officials, and buy votes for 5k in 2027, he’s donating them to medical schools, universities, social amenities etc.

That man can never be president of Nigeria!
PoliticsRe: Mele Kyari's Loses Daughter: Nigerians React. by Jokerman(m): 9:34am On Oct 16, 2024
What is the meaning of Al Jannah please?
PoliticsRe: You Must Endure; Don’t Curse Or Speak Evil About Our Country - FG by Jokerman(m): 9:33am On Oct 16, 2024
The money Peter Obi is supposed to use to pay about 1300+ party delegates, bribe 200+ top INEC officials, and buy votes for 5k in 2027, he’s donating them to medical schools, universities, social amenities etc.

That man can never be president of Nigeria!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:00am On Oct 16, 2024
🚨🚨🎙️| Eric Cantona: "Sir Alex Ferguson should be able to do anything he wants at the club until the day he dies."

"Such a lack of respect. It's totally scandalous. Sir Alex Ferguson will be my boss forever. And I throw them all in a big bag of sh*t!"
PoliticsRe: Top 4 Economies In Africa And Their Power Generation Capacities by Jokerman(op): 8:52am On Oct 16, 2024
From the chat, we can see that the Power generating capacity can still get to 13000MW, meaning about 6,000 MW has not been tapped into.

However, juxtaposing Nigeria with other Top economies bring Nigeria's mess to bare.

The person that called Nigeria Giant of Africa needs to be flogged koboko
PoliticsTop 4 Economies In Africa And Their Power Generation Capacities by Jokerman(op): 8:49am On Oct 16, 2024
TOP 4 Economies in Africa and their effective power generating capacities:

1. South Africa ~40,000 Megawatts

2. Egypt ~ 40,000 Megawatts

3. Algeria ~ 50,000 Megawatts

4. Nigeria ~ 7,000 Megawatts

https://x.com/NationalGridNg/status/1846178230014763159?t=UeOU_4cP7B7rs-RKsjnaGg&s=19

Source: Nigerian National Grid

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:46am On Oct 16, 2024
For TenHag mind na Sir Alex dey disturb am again... 😹
PoliticsRe: Hardship: Don’t Lose Hope In Tinubu, APC Leaders Tell Youths by Jokerman(m): 7:41am On Oct 16, 2024
Tinubu is a fraud, He can't do nada
PoliticsRe: Obi Donates Bus, ₦‎5 Million To College Of Nursing Sciences In Kogi by Jokerman(m): 7:26am On Oct 16, 2024
This Obi no dey try at all.

He will be sharing money to education, health and others important factors in the society.

But when it comes to election, to share money to delegate and party faithfuls, he will be forming broke.

Na wa 😮‍💨😵‍💫
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:45pm On Oct 15, 2024
This club destroyed Cancelo.

There was a time he was best right back in the world
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:52pm On Oct 15, 2024
🚨NEW!!

Sir Alex Ferguson and the Manchester United football board have been asked not to enter the dressing room at Old Trafford – breaking a tradition that stretches back to the days of Sir Matt Busby [@MikeKeegan_DM]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:52pm On Oct 15, 2024
Useless INEOS

The bald headed Tinuburic coach dem no sack, na Sir then see...

Another Glazers be these ones
PoliticsRe: Again, National Grid Collapses by Jokerman(m): 8:49pm On Oct 14, 2024
Chai.

And fuel too cost to buy o... So na darkness be this now??
TV/MoviesRe: FG To Ban Foreign Cartoons On TV Channels, Replace With Nigerian Content by Jokerman(m): 9:27am On Oct 14, 2024
tundegan:
This is a great initiative.

Kids will always be kids, so if you give them the option of watching foreign content or local content, they will naturally gravitate towards the foreign ones.

So it is very important to promote local content, especially those that align with our values.
Which values??
TV/MoviesRe: FG To Ban Foreign Cartoons On TV Channels, Replace With Nigerian Content by Jokerman(m): 9:27am On Oct 14, 2024
Replace with Nigerian propaganda cartoons you mean 😭
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:13pm On Oct 13, 2024
patrickmuf:
Rangnick and this Austrian team are a joy to watch...

This is the kind of improvement you want to see from a team. Our terrorist here will be pointing to Caraboa and FA Cup. If he was Di Matteo e mean say we for no hear word again.
😹😹
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:13pm On Oct 13, 2024
✅ Ralf Rangnick's Austria with a big win over Norway! 📈
PoliticsRe: What Is Giving Tinubu This Confidence by Jokerman(m): 9:15pm On Oct 13, 2024
What do you think is be the meaning of the word...

Balablu blublu bulaba
PoliticsRe: Price Of Eggs To Hit ₦‎10,000 Per Crate – Poultry Farmers by Jokerman(m): 6:24am On Oct 13, 2024
Na to buy our own fowl
PoliticsRe: IT Jobs And Harsh Training Discouraging Youths From Military Service by Jokerman(op): 4:23pm On Oct 12, 2024
Zaheertyler:
That isn’t totally true and you know
With the risk involved most people feel that the incentives are way too low
Teaching jobs and military jobs are the most honorable jobs one can do in service to his country
Big respect to them
But look at the incentives attached to them
You don't expect a youth to leave Fintech for Military
PoliticsRe: Minimum Money Given To School Children These Days By Parents by Jokerman(op): 4:21pm On Oct 12, 2024
Adaisback:
Why not use that money and prepare food. Package it for them and get snacks like biscuit or buns for them. Things are hard, we all should go back to our drawing table and map out a survival plan biko
No be every time person go fit wake up cook Ma
PoliticsIT Jobs And Harsh Training Discouraging Youths From Military Service by Jokerman(op): 3:02pm On Oct 12, 2024
The reported decline in the number of Nigerian youths joining the military has been attributed to the availability of Information Technology job opportunities, which have diverted the younger generation’s interest from military service.

On Wednesday, the Lagos State Government expressed concerns that youths in the state were not keen on joining the military.

Speaking at a quarterly meeting in Ikeja with the Chairman and members of the Police Community Relations Committee, the Secretary to the State Government, Bimbola Salu-Hundeyin, stated, “In Lagos State, our children don’t like to join the military. They don’t see any reason why they should be part of the army. If your state does not participate, you are short-changing your state.”

Salu-Hundeyin’s statement comes three months after the Senator representing Ogun East Senatorial District, Otunba Gbenga Daniel, revealed that the South West has the lowest rate of enlistment in both the military and the Police Force.

Commenting on the matter, a security expert, Kabir Adamu said IT jobs have diverted the interest of Nigerian youths, adding that the harsh training and living conditions of military personnel were also discouraging factors.

Speaking with Saturday PUNCH on Thursday, Adamu noted that the military had not adopted an intergenerational system that would appeal to younger, tech-savvy individuals.

“There are jobs, especially in IT and digital technology, that are more attractive now. Additionally, the military still maintains a traditional, conservative disposition that does not embrace intergenerational dialogue to encourage entrance from young people who are tech-savvy and digitised.
https://punchng.com/harsh-training-discouraging-youths-from-military-service/

PoliticsRe: #600 Could Get You A Crate Of Egg In 2020 by Jokerman(m): 2:45pm On Oct 12, 2024
helinues:
Teleport back to 2020.

Sebi some of una refused to move in life

You will come and tell us if the price of eggs around the globe in 2020 still remain the same
But in the space of 4 years, we have more than 50% increase in cost of goods... How is this good my brother?
PoliticsRe: Those Who Collected 'spaghetti & Clothes' To Vote Tinubu Are Suffering The Most: by Jokerman(m): 10:03am On Oct 12, 2024
Lol...

Many don pack comot for their houses too as Landlords don increase rent.

May God open their eyes to stop collecting egunje and kepo!
PoliticsRe: How Are People Coping- Things Are So Expensive by Jokerman(op): 10:02am On Oct 12, 2024
T-pain though

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