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Politics › Re: Injustice :say No To Victimization Of Lirs(lagos State Internal Revenue) Staffs by Jokerman(m): 11:03pm On Mar 09, 2018
This country really behaves like a zoo.... why??
Car Talk › Re: The New Lagos Motor Vehicle Administration Agency Proposed Rates by Jokerman(m): 6:59pm On Mar 08, 2018
RZArecta2:
Lagos is not for everybody, if you can't pay then go back to your village says the "intelleshuas" grin
Bro, you want me to go back to Oshogbo, after building ile kuwu in Lagos, and kissing Tinubu ass everydayhuh
Foreign Affairs › Re: See How Angry Villagers Disgraced A Politician In Bolivia. by Jokerman(m): 2:01pm On Mar 07, 2018
Lolsss... it can't happen in Nigeria....
Health › Re: 500 Canadian Doctors Protest Raises, Say They're Being Paid Too Much by Jokerman(m): 1:29pm On Mar 07, 2018
niggi4life:
kaiii shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked



A physician is paid $260,924 (94Million Naira a year)

My friend who works as an I.T Engineer who was earning about 200K in Naija before he travelled to Canada Just 3 years ago earns about 84,000 CAD(that's about 24 Million a year) excluding bonuses oooo

Do not let ANYBODY fool you that the grass is not always green at the other side, the only shortcoming you will have is if you are not with your legal papers to work or live abroad.

We have been so beclouded by poverty and hardship that we see basic amenities as luxury, just like you buying a "tokunbo car" and you feel you have "arrived" or you buying a brand new iphone or some peeps will boast of having AC in their houses.. smh.

You see peeps forming tuush because they are shopping at the Mall (ShopRite etc) meanwhile that's like an average market everyone goes to here.

If you have the opportunity to leave this country, I use GOD beg you... Waka Far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If na because of Chioma, no worry dem plenty for here, fresh creamy chicks

And one mumu dey ask say wetin you go miss leaving Nigeria..... SMH
Thanks bro... I just needed this....
Politics › Re: Challenge:Can You Name A Nigerian Politician That Is Not Fantastically Corrupt? by Jokerman(m): 7:15pm On Mar 06, 2018
Yes... Akpabio, Tinubu, Saraki, Obasanjo and Atiku...
Politics › Re: FG Approves N650bn Payment To Oil Marketers by Jokerman(m): 5:10pm On Mar 06, 2018
MyGeneration:
Omo yorufool kiloshele
Aburo ti anwa..... hope you are ready to repent and start thinking if ways of sending Buhari back to Daura... Its our civic duty as pious muslims.....
Politics › Re: "APC Has Tried In Improving Security Situation In Nigeria" – Buhari by Jokerman(m): 5:04pm On Mar 06, 2018
Buhari, we the yoruba muslims have rejected you......
Politics › Re: FG Approves N650bn Payment To Oil Marketers by Jokerman(m): 5:02pm On Mar 06, 2018
MyGeneration:
As a yoruba muslim i commend this.
You know we are naturally stupi1d
Bro, if we commend this, they will say we are hypocrites( true anyways ), so we have to condemn it to show we are turning a new leaf as Yoruba Muslims.... We can't be supporting Buhari all the time because of religion....
Politics › Re: FG Approves N650bn Payment To Oil Marketers by Jokerman(m): 3:55pm On Mar 06, 2018
Lol... As a Yoruba Muslim I condemn this....
Politics › Re: US Says 2019 General Election In Nigeria Is A Major Priority by Jokerman(op): 8:56am On Mar 06, 2018
Hmmm.... this one US are interested, how do we now import our mercenaries from Niger, Chad, Mali etc, to vote....

Chai, lemme go and meet with my Alfa in our ile kewu, we yoruba muslims must stand against Trump...
Politics › US Says 2019 General Election In Nigeria Is A Major Priority by Jokerman(op): 8:54am On Mar 06, 2018
The United States government has disclosed that peaceful conduct of 2019 election and a smooth transition of power in Nigeria are its major priorities in Africa.

The U.S Department of State disclosed this during a briefing on the planned first visit ofMr Rex Tillerson, the U.S Secretary of State, to Africa. The visiting is hold between March 6 and 13, 2018.

According to programmes of the visit, Rex Tillerson would meet President Muhammadu Buhari of Nigeria in Abuja.

Thereafter, he would also meet the leaders of Chad, Djibouti, Ethiopia and Kenya.“As we look at the 20 elections, obviously Nigeria, though it’s not this year – it’s going to be next year – that really is a major priority focus, because that’s going to be the third most populous country in the world by 2050.“It was really very complex political issues and ethnic and tribal issues and security issues,“And that’s an area that we really are focusing on how to do a peaceful transition, a democratic transition. But more important is how to hold governments accountable to the people,”the state department said.

Increase in number of democratic regimes in Africa and the need to strengthen them as most are still fragile necessitated this visit.

The U.S government also commended peaceful transition of power in Ghana, Liberia, Ivory Coast and Senegal.

It said these are positive developments for good governance in the region.“... horrendous rule of Charles Taylor and the degradation of the institutions there, but now we’ll going back and they’re building. And I think with the election of George Weah that’s going to be a positive thing”.

The government said building strong institutions and holding governments accountable are some of the things that are certainly going to be the subjects of discussion during Tillerson trip.“How do we advance political and economic reform that will help in the transition process? Those are issues too that we’re working in Zimbabwe with the transition between Robert Mugabe and Emmerson Mnangagwa.“And also we’re looking hopefully at South Africa with the election of Cyril Ramaphosa from Jacob Zuma and seeinghow that’s going to transition,”the state department said.

http://www.pulse.ng/bi/politics/2019-general-election-in-nigeria-is-our-major-priority-us-id8070379.html?link_time=1520262565
Politics › Re: Have You Blame Buhari Today? by Jokerman(m): 3:49pm On Mar 05, 2018
Fulani clown who thinks even the yorubas would vote for Buhari....

Lol.... Awon ode...
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Christians, South Biggest Beneficiaries Of Buhari’s Appointments by Jokerman(m): 8:32am On Mar 05, 2018
Osibanjo... take a look at Mike Pence, and mirror yours, sir...
Politics › Re: Tomato Paste Factories In China Shut Down Due To Buhari Administration by Jokerman(m): 1:50pm On Mar 04, 2018
Lmao.... grin
Travel › Re: Cows Spotted At Abuja International Airport (Pictures & Reactions) by Jokerman(m): 1:44pm On Mar 04, 2018
We Yoruba muslimas are satisfied with it... if you are not, you can wail all you want...Baba till 2019...
Politics › Re: No Details Of Subsidy Payment, Revenue Generated Under Pmb, Nnpc by Jokerman(m): 7:14am On Mar 04, 2018
The anti corruption lovers won't be here..... grin
Politics › Re: President Buhari At Fatima Ganduje & Abolaji Ajimobi's Wedding: Nigerians React by Jokerman(m): 7:09am On Mar 04, 2018
lol.... sad reality
Crime › Re: Mambilla Militias Attack Fulani Herdsmen's Cattle In Taraba, Machete Them (Pics) by Jokerman(m): 7:11pm On Mar 03, 2018
GoroTango:
I will reiterate it over and again that the solution to the herdsmen-farmer clashes is the building of cattle colonies on land purchased by the FG. For as long as herdsmen are allowed to roam free, these clashes are bound to reoccur. RIP to the dead
Why should FG purchase these lands!?Na FG get the cows ni?? Can't the cow owner get loans from banks etc to purchase these lands??
Sports › Re: Planes Banned From Flying Over Lionel Messi’s House In Barcelona by Jokerman(m): 5:35pm On Mar 03, 2018
arcike:
u sound funi.... even ur Pele respects messi...

dat guy is d demigod of football... stop hating
Lol... anyone can respect anyone bro... that still doesn't make Messi the greatest footballer..
Sports › Re: Planes Banned From Flying Over Lionel Messi’s House In Barcelona by Jokerman(m): 1:35pm On Mar 03, 2018
Greatest sportsmen...

Tennis..... Roger federer

Athletics.... Usain Bolt

Swimming.... Michael Phelps

F1.... Michael Schumacher

B.Ball..... Michael Jordan

Boxing.... Muhammed Ali

Golf.... Tiger woods/ Phil Mickelson

Football..... Pele

So how is Messi the greatest sportsman, when he isn't the greatest footballer sef...
Politics › Re: 'nigeria Parades Some Of The Worst Airports In Africa Today' - Dele Momodu by Jokerman(m): 12:07pm On Mar 03, 2018
Guestlander:
Before Buhari there was Jonathan and Stella Odua and their sleight of hand tricks. Airports with runways more suitable for boats and crumbling roofs.
Let us embrace honestly, that alone will solve most of our problems.
As a yoruba muslim that I am, I don't care what you think.... All I know is Buhari till 2039..
Politics › Re: 'nigeria Parades Some Of The Worst Airports In Africa Today' - Dele Momodu by Jokerman(m): 10:44am On Mar 03, 2018
Dele Momodu stop lying.... Buhari has changed the airports to world class standards...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NBC Aptitude Test Invitation (January 2018) by Jokerman(m): 8:43am On Mar 03, 2018
Mekailo:
hw far,once una don do exam-interview; una go cum run from d forum,information shuld b here to aid aspirants wen eva.lets make it a trend,it wuld favour us on d long run.
Bro, I tire o... dem go just horde information
Politics › Re: Trucks Of Fertilizer Disappeared Miraculously Under Previous Governments- Buhari by Jokerman(m): 7:50am On Mar 03, 2018
divicoded:
Omo ale jatijati
Mynd44
Career › Re: AIT Sacks 300 Staff Nationwide by Jokerman(m): 10:26pm On Mar 02, 2018
Buhari's economy....
Politics › Re: Trucks Of Fertilizer Disappeared Miraculously Under Previous Governments- Buhari by Jokerman(m): 10:15pm On Mar 02, 2018
kenodrill:
If you call buhari a fraudulent man what will you then call the dullard fallacious ebelehuh
Everyone knows jona was fraudulent buh he never pretends to be saintly like this baba akotileta.... Everybody knows Nigerian politicians are frauds....
Politics › Re: Trucks Of Fertilizer Disappeared Miraculously Under Previous Governments- Buhari by Jokerman(m): 10:13pm On Mar 02, 2018
divicoded:
Just like you are talking trash
eleribu omo
Awon alaye BMC.... igbawo le ma jawo kuro ni kpata Buhari......
Politics › Re: Trucks Of Fertilizer Disappeared Miraculously Under Previous Governments- Buhari by Jokerman(m): 8:38pm On Mar 02, 2018
Fraudulent man... you have started jam talking again.... eleribu baba...
Romance › Re: How Do I Stop My Pregnant Girlfriend Of Her Obsession With ZEEWORLD - Photo by Jokerman(m): 8:26pm On Mar 02, 2018
The thing has started turning your head again abi....

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