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Politics › Re: Buhari Has Lost Benue State (pics) by Jokerman(m): 8:02pm On Mar 13, 2018
So Omenkalives didn't come out too??
Romance › Re: This Is Really Serious. A Snake Turn Into A Beautiful Girl by Jokerman(m): 6:37pm On Mar 13, 2018
Lol... if you really see snake, you go jump leave your shit... liar....
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Me From Going Out Today - Photos by Jokerman(m): 6:35pm On Mar 13, 2018
Does this lady know your sugar mummy??
Politics › Re: Hypocrites As Anti-tax Champions by Jokerman(m): 6:23pm On Mar 13, 2018
femioyewale:
HYPOCRITES AS ANTI-TAX CHAMPIONS[b][/b]

In a rather shameless display of comedy of errors, a group of lawyers, under the aegis of the National Bar Association (NBA), Ikeja Branch, a.k.a. Tiger Branch marched from Ikeja Roundabout to the Lagos State House of Assembly to protest the review of the state’s Land Use Charge (LUC) on Tuesday 13th March 2018.

Interestingly and in a curious twist of events, these champions have been shown to be tax evaders, or at best have been grossly under-paying for their properties. This has been revealed in an exclusive document obtained from the Lagos Internal Revenue Service (LIRS). For instance, the Chairman of the Nigerian Bar Association, Ikeja Branch, Barrister Adesina Ademola, Ogunlana, who led the protest pays a paltry pay-as-you-earn tax of N5,000 per annum. Same goes for the vice-chairman, Carol Ibharuneafe who also pays N5,000 annually as tax. More shocking is the revelation that the likes of the NBA Branch Secretary, Muna Esegine, the Treasurer, Coco-Bassey Thelma, the Social Secretary, Jemerigbe Eyinmofe and the Welfare Officer, Tanimowo Oluranti were not paying taxes as at 2009 as revealed by the same exclusive document! Others who paid taxes that cannot equate to liveable status are the Assistant Secretary, Adedokun Issa Akanji (N1,250), and the Publicity Secretary, Akinwale Ajibola (N15,000).

This sad and sordid scenario throws up some burning questions. Do these gentlemen of the bar stand on any high moral ground to hold protests against a government that means well for the good people of Lagos State? NO!

Truth be told, tax payment is an internationally agreed sustainable source of revenue generation. Anyone that does not support it certainly does not mean well for the state in particular, and Nigeria at large.
You are a wicked somebody.... what have you done to deserve the taxes, moreover why not penalize them instead increasing the burden on other poor masses... Fools... person go buy gen, tar him street, do borehole, etc, and una go dey collect tax dey share give bastard agberos... Olohun ma ba ti yin je.... Do the right thing as a responsible govt, and see whether people won't pay up all this things...... Thieves...
Celebrities › Re: Kiss Daniel Buys His Second House In Lagos (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 2:11pm On Mar 13, 2018
Nicklaus619:
No go hustle, keep wailing sad
Lol... no mind the questioner....
Politics › Re: Power Generators Blackmailing Govt, Planning To Disrupt Supply – Fashola by Jokerman(m): 1:33pm On Mar 13, 2018
Buhari has rendered a peformer to be a complainant... chai....
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: NBA Members Protest Against Increase In Land Use Charge by Jokerman(m): 12:02pm On Mar 13, 2018
Thank you sirs.... this is good... that law must be rescinded.... wicked men in power....
Politics › Re: Benue Killings: I Reprimanded IGP Quietly - Buhari by Jokerman(m): 11:52am On Mar 13, 2018
But you reprimanded your wife publicly... baba-no-integrity.... this baba keeps showing us that he will rig elections.... shameless man...
Education › Re: List Of Approved Private Universities In Nigeria And Year Of Establishments by Jokerman(m): 11:39am On Mar 13, 2018
wink2015:
Glorified colleges.

During the dark days of governor Lucky Igbenedion of Edo state.

He used hospital and finances from the Edo state government to run the medical college of his father 's university - the Igbenedion at Okada' Edo state.

Some of these university were funded with looted public funds.

May be goat, rams and fowl will attend some of these glorified colleges.

Edwin Clarke has equally join the group of private university owners.

It is well.
Village champion like you speaking... so a school like covenant is a glorified secondary school??...
Moreover you need to see how these private uni graduates are excelling in the fields before you judge
Celebrities › Re: Video: Governor Ganduje Daughter Dancing & Smoking Shisha At Her Wedding Party by Jokerman(m): 6:42am On Mar 13, 2018
python1:
I am sure you know the answer to the question. As you can see, muslims are against the dressing while your Christianity will hopefully prevail. grin grin grin Everyone knows how muslims dress. grin grin
See how Chosen,deeper life or MFM members dress... moreover its not even about dressing, its the heart... how many Moslems have a clean heart??
Celebrities › Re: Video: Governor Ganduje Daughter Dancing & Smoking Shisha At Her Wedding Party by Jokerman(m): 6:36am On Mar 13, 2018
python1:
Christianity is no where near Islam in all ramifications? You are absolutely right sir. Also, talking about nude dressing? Is that how Christianity is going to prevail?
Muslims don't dress nude??
Celebrities › Re: Video: Governor Ganduje Daughter Dancing & Smoking Shisha At Her Wedding Party by Jokerman(m): 6:27am On Mar 13, 2018
python1:
How many of those pretender muslim gals have you heard of their death in hotels for marathon sex? How many of them dey sleep with oyibo dogs? How many of them are in the brothels in your places? How many of them have you slept with "privately"? How many of them are in Italy, libya for prostitution. I am sure in your mind, you have no straight answer to these questions, yet they are pretenders, continue.
You are just a clown.... so you know, Christianity ain't a religion... even if it were, Islam is no where near it in all ramifications..... Christianity is against a lot of vices... Moreover its you Northern Muslims that make Islam look terribly bad, go and look at what your master muslims are doing in Dubai, Kuwait, Qatar, even Saudi....

Imagine a northern Muslim like you that supports killing etc, talking against another person that dresses nude, as if you both would end up against God's will....

And just so you know, Islam can never prevail....
Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her 29th Birthday Today. Dazzles In Black For Dinner by Jokerman(m): 6:19am On Mar 13, 2018
has yemi stopped singing??
Romance › Re: 24-Year-Old Man: "How My Beard Got Me Sugar Mummy In Lagos" by Jokerman(m): 12:06pm On Mar 12, 2018
spaggyy:
let me challenge you


Feed me for a year, 5k daily
Lol.. you one kill airdunce1 niyen...
Crime › Re: Woman Who Used Heated Iron And Hot Water On Her Maid Arrested In Lagos (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:02am On Mar 12, 2018
And this kind woman will open mouth and call herself Christian as if they don't lizzen to wat pastors preach... check her out she would be cathoric or Anglican.....
Politics › Re: Contrary To Fake News On Social Media, Buhari Is Revamping Nigeria– Lai Mohammed by Jokerman(m): 12:23pm On Mar 11, 2018
in what sectors is Buhari revamping??
Politics › Re: Aso Rock Policemen Protest Unpaid Allowances by Jokerman(m): 12:20pm On Mar 11, 2018
They should be arrested for disgracing the President
Christianity Etc › Why Do Nigerian Churches Discriminate Themselves by Jokerman(op): 10:09am On Mar 11, 2018
I really want to understand this situation...

Some churches force their members not to attend other churches even when the person travels out of the vicinity... Why??

Some churches will tell you not to marry a Christian from another church.... why??

Some churches will tell you not to employ persons from other churches.... why??

Is this what God wants??
Is there any church in heaven??
Do we really understand what it means to be a Christian??

Please I need answers....
Education › Re: So Someone From Non Yoruba Speaking States Cannot Study In Lagos? by Jokerman(m): 9:55am On Mar 11, 2018
FriendNG:
It means you cannot study in Lagos owned institutions if you don't have minimum of Credit in SSCE
Yea I think you are right... buh heck who goes to LASU or Laspotech when there is yabatech or unilag??

Moreover, it doesn't stop your wards from going to state secondary schools....
Education › Re: So Someone From Non Yoruba Speaking States Cannot Study In Lagos? by Jokerman(m): 9:48am On Mar 11, 2018
The Yoruba law doesn't mean you won't be taught in English na....
Politics › Re: Violent Deaths: 1,351 Killed In 10 Weeks, North-East Tops List, South-East Least by Jokerman(m): 9:42am On Mar 11, 2018
Please remove all these pics... it doesn't make sense... pls
Education › Re: These 4 States Produce Highest Number Of Medical Students - JAMB by Jokerman(m): 9:38am On Mar 11, 2018
How can a landlocked red muded people be beating us that are sophisticated even at Medicine??

As a Yoruba moozlim I have to join hands with my other moozlims to chase this people out of Ibadan before they take over it like they are doing in lasgidi...

Allah akbar
Phones › Re: ... by Jokerman(m): 9:33am On Mar 11, 2018
jfkenny:
location
Ogudu Ojota
Christianity Etc › Re: Former Herbalist Is Confronted, Renounces Fetish Practices, Surrenders To Jesus. by Jokerman(m): 6:24am On Mar 11, 2018
Thank God... continuation brings freedom
Christianity Etc › Re: Lilith Is The First Woman For Adam Before Eve by Jokerman(m): 6:19am On Mar 11, 2018
Deluded clowns.... another kingsango and otemsapien on the loose....

Lilith ko, lailai ni....
Education › Re: FG Votes N800m For Arabic, Islamic Studies Board - Minister by Jokerman(m): 1:27pm On Mar 10, 2018
Mrchippychappy:
This is great, I can definitely see our GDP increasing and Nigeria breaking into the G7 with this move. You know Islamic studies rakes in BILLIONS of dollars worldwide, just ask the likes of USA, RUSSIA, CHINA, SOUTH AFRICA even Ethiopia and Ghana, they all resolved their economic meltdown by pumping money into Islamic and Arabic studies . Lets forget about job creation, agriculture, information technology, resolving the current recession and lets all join hands to support the government as they splash 800 million on Islam and Arab studies. This is the way forward. Right?
Yes bro.... we yoruba muslims support this....
Career › Re: Adenuga's Globacom Sacks 90 Married Female Staff - LasgidiOnline.com.ng by Jokerman(m): 8:23am On Mar 10, 2018
Zoo.....
Celebrities › Re: I Don't Like Sex, Dick Is Dangerous -American Actress Jennifer Lawrence by Jokerman(m): 8:20am On Mar 10, 2018
Ode....
Phones › Re: ... by Jokerman(m): 8:06am On Mar 10, 2018
I have a Chinese Vivo...

Rear camera: 8mp with flash
Front camera: 5mp with Flash
1gb ram
7gb ROM
Uses Mcard up to 128mb
White casing
Android 4.3 buh you can upgrade if you want....

Price 10k...

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