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Romance › Re: Please Why Do Most Nigerian Girls Have This Fish Like Smell Pussy? by Jokerman(m): 11:00am On Jun 23, 2018
Before having sex, both of should have had your bathe....
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Iceland : World Cup (2 - 0) On 22nd June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 5:55pm On Jun 22, 2018
Ighalo na one big idiot
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Iceland : World Cup (2 - 0) On 22nd June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 5:53pm On Jun 22, 2018
Beautiful.... we are beating Argentina next...
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Iceland : World Cup (2 - 0) On 22nd June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 5:31pm On Jun 22, 2018
All these kind stupid coaches wey get sef...
Politics › Re: Ebonyi Rejects FG's Proposed Cattle Ranching by Jokerman(m): 1:36pm On Jun 22, 2018
degamemaster:
Lols I guess you didn't catch the sarcasm in his statement.
Both of them are sarcastic actually....
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: World Cup (0 - 3) - On 21st June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 10:57am On Jun 22, 2018
Kingsley1000:
Where were you wen messi was tormenting man u in ucl finals in d past decade even making fahguson,cr7 and rooney crying,or during 2009-2015,during this period u guys dare nt compare him with ronaldo.messi has 11league tittle whl ronaldo just 2
Lol.... you've shifted the goal post again... hope you ain't also a Buhari supporter....
Education › Re: Law School Approves The Use Of Hijab, Invites Fridaus Amasa For Call To Bar by Jokerman(m): 10:30am On Jun 22, 2018
Good... buh the funny thing is that Christians will still be blind... Hope you are beginning to see why you need your people in places of authority... Hell no, let's keep sleeping in our churches .....
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: World Cup (0 - 3) - On 21st June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 9:26am On Jun 22, 2018
Kingsley1000:
LOl ronaldo is portugal and madrid main striker hehehe let no one deceive u,he was only a foward in man u when bebetov was their striker...he mustnt wear no9 to be a striker,he plays a striking role...how many successfully dribbles does he has compared to inesta,messi ,ronaldinho and pirlo? IF FOOTBALL IS ALL ABOUT SCORING GOALS THEN I CAN SAY RONALDO IS BETTER BUT IF IT INCLUDES goal scoring,intriguing passes,dribbles ,skills,assists THEN MESSI IS BETTER
Mhen... Now I know you are a clown... Messi doesn't have the skills of Ronaldo, He is just a better dribbler... What other skills has Messi done apart from dribbling?? No look pass, Reverse crossing, Back pass, Snake bites....what??

Again Ronaldo has more assists than those players you mentioned save Messi, probably because of the teams they both play in... Ronaldo's teams have always played counter attacking football, not possessive, yet Messi just has over 35 career assists than Ronaldo...

Also Messi is a forward, more or less a striker.. what he plays for barca is what he plays for Argentina..

See formation below.....

Sports › What If It Was RONALDO... by Jokerman(op): 9:21am On Jun 22, 2018
What if it was Ronaldo that's going through what Mess is passing through now with these stats... I wonder what major headlines would be....

630 mins played
0 goal
1 assist
1 penalty miss
11 freekicks wasted

Abeg, how would the internet have taken it on Ronaldo??
Sports › What If It Was Ronaldo??? by Jokerman(op): 9:15am On Jun 22, 2018
What if it was Ronaldo that's going through was is passing through now with these stats...

630 mins played
0 goal
1 assist
1 penalty miss
11 freekicks wasted

Abeg, how would the internet have taken it on Ronaldo??
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: World Cup (0 - 3) - On 21st June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 9:02am On Jun 22, 2018
Kingsley1000:
Mind you Ronaldo is portugal's striker...all these argentine players u mentioned are popular but not that talented even di maria is being benched in psg by draxler and mpabbe,likewise dybala, mascherano is a flop in china.can rojo be compared to pepe? portugal team are not popular but they are very good and organized.unlike argentine team...AM A MAN U FAN,I MUST TELL U WITHOUT BEING BAISED THAT MESSI IS BETTER THAN RONALDO BUT RONALDO IS A BETTER GOAL POUCHER
Lol... Ronaldo is a forward, not the main striker.. He plays that way for Madrid too... Messi is a forward as well.... Portugal has never had better players than Argentina from time immemorial....

Messi might be better, buh Ronaldo is greater... Ronaldo his more than scoring goals... he has more assists than Ronaldinho, than Iniesta, than Zidane, than Xavi.... What does that tell you??
Business › Re: Fire Destroys 100 Shops In Ondo Commercial Centre (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 8:55am On Jun 22, 2018
EvilChild:
Can Fire just burn down the whole brown roof republic please
That's wrong bro... such wishes are wrong
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: World Cup (0 - 3) - On 21st June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 8:50am On Jun 22, 2018
Kingsley1000:
EVEN WILLIAMS THAT GUY THAT RESEMBLE YAYA TOURE,and the other guy with dread locks that plays like chelsea's willian...the truth of the matter is that portugal has MORE star players than argentina just that they ain't popular
Which Portugal striker is better than Aguero or Higuain??

Apart from Ronaldo in Portugal, which other player is better than di maria, dybala, mascherano, or should we compare gkshuh
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: World Cup (0 - 3) - On 21st June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 8:47am On Jun 22, 2018
Vizzy4u:
I'm a Man united fan,Nigerian n Argentina n for d sake of worldcup(all african nations). I dont follow "individuals" bt a team. An individual should neva b blaimed for a team's shortcomings. Ronaldo fans are not slamming argentina but rather messi. Its nt fair
Do you remember penaldohuh?
Sports › When Will Messi Take The Blame?? by Jokerman(op): 6:46am On Jun 22, 2018
Barcelona fans never blame Messi for Argentina poor opening matches at the world cup ... Why??

Remember they have all been blaming Higuain.. Now that Higuain hasnt been starting, we have seen Messi flop so bad, that his last match against Croatia, he had Zero contributions on the pitch....

Now social media is be full of "Argentina doesn't deserve Messi"

Reality is he doesn't deserve to play anywhere other than Barca.....

A captain who says "I hope football pay its debt to me" doesn't deserve to play for country.

Instead of encouraging his teammates to work hard and fight for WC he wanted football to give him WC. (Oh so humble).

instead of playing with his teammates ahead of WC and work on team chemistry he decided to rest with secret injury just to chase for individual award.

This guy is a joke...

All over twitter I see Barca fans blaming literally everything and everyone in the world for Argentina being poor but not one talks about how shit Messi has been till now ... hardly even getting involved in the game ...

these stupid Barca fans need to seriously get a life and stop sucking messis cock so much my god they are even turning against rakitic just because he and modric aced that midfield ...

they forget rakitic is part of their own club ...
Sports › Re: Diego Maradona Before Argentina Game Vs After Argentina Game Yesterday(photos) by Jokerman(m): 6:40am On Jun 22, 2018
Lol... until Messi squashed his hope by having zero contributions on the pitch.... grin
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Starting XI Against Iceland “will Surprise You” (PHOTOS) by Jokerman(m): 6:16am On Jun 22, 2018
Onazi ke?? this man is ready to lose
Sports › Re: "He Cries And Suffers For Argentina" - Messi's Mother Claps Back At Critics by Jokerman(m): 6:13am On Jun 22, 2018
lol... is he the first person to go through criticismhuh its one of the price of being a celeb....
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: World Cup (0 - 3) - On 21st June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 6:09am On Jun 22, 2018
Vizzy4u:
Argentina has bin let down by their COACH (&not Messi for haters). The coach got everything wrong right from d moment he was appointed. He came,met them as last worldcup n copa america finalists. His structure of d team was very bad Just as a house lacking a proper foundation. Everything right from day 1 was wrong.
Personally, am a Man united n Nigerian fan by blood(my blood is red){green is d colour -9ja}. Internationally, i support Argentina in d absence of Eagles. Sentiments aside. I have followed argentina for more than two world cups(b4 2010). Having unfortunately lost successive finals,pressure is always going to be on them but he added XTRA load to em. Past aside,focusing on ds wc n build up to it,Icardi,pastore,enzo perez were all left out. Then Dybala was only called upon when it was already too late. Dybala is nt involved in d team jst bcoz d coached claimed he plays similarly to messi and can only b used as a substitute to messi. It contributed in killing d team spirit by showing dat the team should be all about messi. TO SUMMARIZE;
1. The coach believes everything should be about messi.
2. Everybody should depend on messi.
3. Everybody should please messi.
4. Its either u re under messi or out of d team.
5. EVERYTHING MESSI. MESSI. MESSI. MESSI. MESSI. MESSI.
Against iceland,long freekick,close freekick,corner,virtual everything was done by messi. There is HUGE N MASSIVE pressure on messi n nt d team.
The entire structure of d team is bad.
-bad formation.
-wrong players.
-bad tactics.
-no plan.
-no vision.
-no creativity.
-no motivation.
-NO GOOD COACH.
The coach is the team. He directs,guides,instructs,advices and lead them into philosophies based on their strenght. THEREFORE,THE FALL OF ARGENTINA BEGAN WHEN THE WRONG COACH CAME,SAW & IS DESTROYING A TOP TOP TEAM. Blame d coach n nt messi for all u messi-haters. Not everybody might like u but neva give it. Work,struggle n co
ntinue being u. Love is d word! Football is the game!
But you Messi fans blame Ronaldo for everything... so why are you shedding Messi now?? is that not hypocrisy??
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: World Cup (0 - 3) - On 21st June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 8:56pm On Jun 21, 2018
I dont care... As long as Messi has 10000 dribbles and 20000 pre-assists, i'm ok
Politics › Re: Aftermath Today's Rainfall In Ibadan. (pictures) by Jokerman(m): 7:29pm On Jun 21, 2018
Luukasz:
From your reply I can deduce that you prolly came to sell clothes and shoes at the dugbe market for you to have lived in dugbe.

I only know Dugbe to be a commercial area in Ibadan, not a residential area and you prolly didn't go past dugbe, mokola, queen cinema, challenge and apata.

You haven't even been to 1/3 or even 1/6 of places in Ibadan but here you are spitting bollocks.

You name warri, sapele, effurun, agbor, like seriously brotha how could any one name militant ravaged places where water has been turned to oil, places where there's some much hardship and immense lack of basic ammenities.
Go to saki, awe, ogbomosho, iseyin and see for yourself, brotha I laugh at your primitivity.
Lol... ogbomo kini..... stop exposing your state, even small sapele has more development than ogbomoso.... Ogbomoso is more of a settlement like okpu omoubo villa in Abia state....
Politics › Re: Aftermath Today's Rainfall In Ibadan. (pictures) by Jokerman(m): 7:22pm On Jun 21, 2018
mercyville:
Oyo, Ogbomoso, Iseyin, Kisi, Okeho, Saki, Eruwa, Lanlate, Sepeteri, Ilora, Awe, Ilero, Igbeti, Igboho, Igbo-Ora etc are some of the other towns but Ibadan is bigger than all the developed parts of your 5 eastern states.
The more you mention those places, the more you expose the filth of Oyo state.... If Ibadan is how it is, how will those places be like??
Politics › Re: Aftermath Today's Rainfall In Ibadan. (pictures) by Jokerman(m): 7:16pm On Jun 21, 2018
DrGoodman:
I beg you bro, stop exposing the dirtiness of Ibadan, I have been begging the state governor to demolish the whoke eyesore called ibadan, just use bulldozer level the city and start over again. grin
lol bro like seriously... these Yoruba states need rehabilitation... I was at one place called oko ita, after otta last week... I no know who say make I wear white agbada..... grin
Politics › Re: Aftermath Today's Rainfall In Ibadan. (pictures) by Jokerman(m): 4:29pm On Jun 21, 2018
mercyville:
IBADAN is more developed than all your five tiny eastern states lumped together.Post a pix of all developed parts of your state wherever you come from and compare with Ibadan.No place in your village- town can match the lowest place in Ibadan.

IBADAN.
Is Ibadan the only place in Oyo state??...

However where in Ibadan... Iwo road, Sango, orita, dugbe, bodija.... grin
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 4:27pm On Jun 21, 2018
And I was almost downloading Escape plan o... choi.... grin
Politics › Re: Aftermath Today's Rainfall In Ibadan. (pictures) by Jokerman(m): 4:02pm On Jun 21, 2018
Luukasz:
Dirty Places?? its apparent you are naive and know nothing about IBCITY.

Apart from the capital of your state of origin, can you tell me which village in your state of origin is developed??
Lol... I am from Delta state bro... I lived in Ibadan for two years at Dugbe... so I know Ibadan wella..

Now my state capital is Asaba, I have Warri, Sapele,Effurun, Agbor...

Now apart from Ibadan, which other village do you have in Oyo... ??
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Must Tell Nigerians How She Built N10b Worth Hotel – CACOL by Jokerman(m): 10:06am On Jun 21, 2018
Aderewah:
All these fools pointing to tinubu as a thief, he was a top executive in an oil company before politics. He comes from an illustrious family, been a senator and ran lagos for eight years without allocation.
Tinubu is not a thief but Diezanni( same portfolios as Tinubu) is a thief, but Jonathan ( who has held bigger positions than Tinubu) is a thief, but Saraki ( who has also held bigger positions than Tinubu) is a thief, and many more....

All these Yoruba Muslims from Ibadan, osogbo and Ilorin sef....
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Must Tell Nigerians How She Built N10b Worth Hotel – CACOL by Jokerman(m): 9:43am On Jun 21, 2018
We know its from the proceeds of corruption... we say the truth, buh we will keep defending them until Yoruba Muslims agree to call and arrest Tinubu for his own.... kapish....
Education › Fg Should Ban Foreign Exams by Jokerman(op): 9:37am On Jun 21, 2018
I think this is a great step to curtailing the exodus of our best brains to the white land...

Imagine doctors with the best brains ( especially those that votedfor Buhari, because of religion and tribe) going out of the country, how will the country fair with quack doctors??

Engineers even suffer much worse,but you don't see us nagging like doctors, Engineers are even more important to a society than doctors (my own perspective)......

So I'm encouraging the FG to place a ban of foreign exams, so that we dont lose our best minds and brains...

I know Nigeria never sees beyond the now, but if we lose these people, what about 20 to 30 years from now??

We all destroyed Nigeria, and we must build it together... Let's start by voting the right persons into power let's do away with tribalism and religion...

Remember those countries started from somewhere, and they worked and got to where they are today and now we wanna enter to reap the harvest of their many labours....

So Doctors, please, don't all run away, let's try to build this country. Forget all these cursed thieves who think it can never be better...

Remember Engineers suffer more in this country than any other profession, and without us, this country would have been grounded...

FG, over to you.....
Politics › Re: Southern, Midde-belt Leaders Kick Against Fg’s Decision To Spend N179bn On Ranch by Jokerman(m): 9:32am On Jun 21, 2018
Buhari is here for Fulani people... what concerns him with what you think??
Travel › FG Should Ban Foreign Exams by Jokerman(op): 9:27am On Jun 21, 2018
I think this is a great step to curtailing the exodus of our best brains to the white land...

Imagine doctors with the best brains ( especially those that voted for Buhari, because of religion and tribe) going out of the country, how will the country fair with quack doctors??

Engineers even suffer much worse,but you don't see us nagging like doctors, Engineers are even more important to a society than doctors (my own perspective)

So I'm encouraging the FG to place a ban of foreign exams, so that we dont lose our best minds and brains... I know Nigeria never see beyond the now, but if we lose these people, what about 20 to 30 years from now??

We all destroyed Nigeria, and we must build it together... Let's start by voting the right persons into power let's do away with tribalism and religion...

Remember those countries started from somewhere, and they worked and got to where they are today and now we wanna enter to reap the harvest of their many labours....

So Doctors, please, don't all run away, let's try to build this country. Forget all these cursed thrives who think it can never be better... Remember Engineers suffer more in this country than any other profession, and without us, this country would have been grounded...

FG, over to you.....

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