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Education › Re: Ministry Denies Sponsoring Students To China by Jokerman(m): 9:14am On Jun 21, 2018
Lol... backdoor recruitment on fleek....
Politics › Re: Aftermath Today's Rainfall In Ibadan. (pictures) by Jokerman(m): 7:34am On Jun 21, 2018
EgunMogaji:
I know better but....
So Benin is now east??
Politics › Re: Aftermath Today's Rainfall In Ibadan. (pictures) by Jokerman(m): 7:33am On Jun 21, 2018
lamidebaby:
Please educate him.
I spent the first 2 decades of my life in Ibadan and I can confidently say it was positively memorable. Lagos doesn't compare in terms of sanity and serenity in any way. If not for marriage who will have anything with this riotous, anarchy called Lagos.
You dare compare Ibadan to Lagos.... Tani iyawo yi sha??
Politics › Re: Aftermath Today's Rainfall In Ibadan. (pictures) by Jokerman(m): 7:24am On Jun 21, 2018
Luukasz:
Funny enough you simpleton didn't go past one or two districts in Ibadan, you claim its useless.
Go to Akala way, Jericho, new bodija, oluyole extension and many places in Ibadan that I can't even mention which are extremely beautiful than your state of origin.
They are still dirty places bro... let's even leave Ibadan, and talk about other villages in Oyo
Health › Re: "Nigeria Is In Big Problem!" - Doctor Olufunmilayo Harvey by Jokerman(m): 6:49am On Jun 21, 2018
missyadorable:
So after relocating to paradise ,you are writing epistles to discourage others from joining you.
Kolewerk!
PLAB, USMLE and other foreign exams on point.

Nigeria doesn't need medical doctors.
After all nobody even appreciates them.
Patients and other health workers including cleaners are fighting them.

I implore every medical doctor to gather resources and leave this country...
God bless you.
I am a lawyer and I am on my way out already.
See you in paradise
Jesus Christ... babe, if everyone leaves, who will vote out Buhari.... biko, let's vote him out before una leave please ...
Sports › Re: Iran Vs Spain: World Cup (0 - 1) On 20th June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 10:09pm On Jun 20, 2018
NoDulling4here:
Don't be quick to conclude. Portugal looks vulnerable at the back. Plus if they mark out Ronaldo, the game will be open. grin grin grin
Pique, Ramos, Busquets, no fit hold Ronaldo... na Iranians go hold am.huh??
Sports › Re: Iran Vs Spain: World Cup (0 - 1) On 20th June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 7:43pm On Jun 20, 2018
Carlos Quieroz na Mourinho apprentice from Porto na... so e only applies his Oga tactics.....
Politics › Re: (breaking): I Was Compelled To Sign 2018 Budget, Says Buhari by Jokerman(m): 6:07pm On Jun 20, 2018
I thought you were James bond baba??
Sports › Re: The Moment Ronaldo Scores Against Morocco To Break World Cup Goal Record (PICS) by Jokerman(m): 5:24pm On Jun 20, 2018
lilmax:
all this shallow people,he's only useful in goals and you end up saying he's the best.....he cannot work for his ball, the ball is given to him......at the end its like he doesn't work,just static be he starts moving

omo goals no me say you sabi play ball
Buh Ronaldo get assist pass Ronaldinho, Iniesta, Xavi etc, and you say he stays in one place??
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 3:36pm On Jun 20, 2018
Auladimeji:
Cruff a Netherland legend, he's late in.You're a learner when it comes to football
Lol.... Zidane, Puskas all better legends than Cryuff....
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 3:25pm On Jun 20, 2018
Luxuryconsult:
I cannot laugh.. So messi is African, right? For a very long time it has bn two South Americans with one european oga. Even the last Ballon D'or.. No be Neymar third again? You sabi make person laugh aswear. grin grin grin
Since "Ronaldo Messi" bro.... however Greizmann was the 3rd on the podium not Neymar...
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 3:17pm On Jun 20, 2018
Luxuryconsult:
How many penalty de lima and Ronaldinho get for their football career? Help me research am abeg. I know they are both world class player during their time. And your penaldo win anything for him country? He didn't even participate in that final. Smh. Messi single handedly took Argentina to two finals now and single handedly brought them to this present world cup. It's time to start watching good football biko. If i'm interested in seeing some tap ins i'd watch more of Giroud and drogba.
Bros, Ronaldo has over 200 assists... say another thing abeg....
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 3:12pm On Jun 20, 2018
Luxuryconsult:
and for how many years now it has always bn two south americans in the list of 3 world best player?
Since Ronaldo Messi dominance, only one south American has been in top 3, which is Neymar.... and that was once in 2015.../so??
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 3:07pm On Jun 20, 2018
Weep....

Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 2:53pm On Jun 20, 2018
Auladimeji:
SouthAmerican play football very well than Overrated European clubs
For the past 12 years, European teams have dominated the world, both in the world cup and world club cup events....
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 2:49pm On Jun 20, 2018
Auladimeji:
How many European golden boot has Ronaldo wongrin
Ronaldo has won 4... 1 with Man utd and 3 with Real.... Ronaldo has won 3 pichichi with real Madrid... buh Messi has never won Puskas.. that tells you he doesn't score spectacular goals....

As for as Europe is concerned, Ronaldo is the best ever European player beating the likes of Cryuff, Puskas, Zidane etc...

In South America, Messi is not the best o, there's still Pele, Maradona etc, who have won trophies with their country especially their COPA....
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 2:39pm On Jun 20, 2018
Auladimeji:
Madrid and Portugal legends were overrated legends
Madrid legends overrated?? Barcelona clown, apart from Messi and Ronaldinho who are considered legends, who una get again.... wait, apart from Messi, which your legend reach Zidane??
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 2:34pm On Jun 20, 2018
Threebear:
Hasn't Ronaldo been playing longer than Messi ?
When Messi was still a rookie ,hasn't Ronaldo started playing for the main team ?
How can you even compare their scoring records ...
Even a blind man knows Messi is a zillion times better than Ronaldo as a complete player .
Ronaldo 2003- present
Messi 2005- present...
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 2:31pm On Jun 20, 2018
fecta:
YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP COMPARING MESSI TO RONALDO

MESSI IS A GREAT DRIBBLER AND HIS ASSIST AND PASSING SKILLS IS AMAZING

RONALDO IS A GREAT GOAL SCORER WHO FEEDS ON THE ASSIST OF HIS TEAMMATES

ARGUE WITH YOUR PHONE tongue
If this true, how come Ronaldo has the highest assist ever in UCL history, in Real Madrid history and in Portugal history??
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 2:14pm On Jun 20, 2018
Icon79:
Actually, Leo Messi has won the U-12 World Cup, won the Olympic Gold Medal, led Argentina to two COPA America Finals (a tournament tougher than the Euro) and then singlehandedly led Argentina to the finals of the World Cup and won the MVP.

Now what has Ronaldo achieved with Portugal? Because the last time I checked, Portugal won the Euro without him!


O pari
Lol... I forget Ronaldo did not participate in the Euros...Lol....

COPA harder than Euros?? lol... Spain, Germany, France are better than all American (both) continental team save Brazil....

However as it stand...
Ronaldo= 1 trophy with Portugal
Messi= 0 trophies with Argentina
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 2:10pm On Jun 20, 2018
KwoiZabo:
Olympics, U 17 World Cup, World Cup Finals
Lmao... world cup final.....

Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 1:41pm On Jun 20, 2018
Diickrider:
Until he leads Portugal to the final of the world cup and win it, these goals are useless. Miroslav klose, Ronaldo delima, pele has better world cup goal ratios and the world is not shouting. Messi led Argentina to 2014 finals with less than 5 goals to his name and won MVP. If Ronaldo can't reach this final, then he is doing nothing new in football world
What has your Messi achieved outside Barcelona?
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 1:08pm On Jun 20, 2018
Una sure say Ronaldo na 33 sha??
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 1:05pm On Jun 20, 2018
Portugal don score... heheheh
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 1:04pm On Jun 20, 2018
As a Madrid Fan I must support Portugal.... Morrocco ekplele o...
Career › Re: 300 Sacked Lagos Street Sweepers Disowned by Jokerman(m): 7:22am On Jun 20, 2018
Why are you lying, Oga government
Sports › Re: Russia Vs Egypt: World Cup 2018 (3 - 1) On 19th June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 8:28pm On Jun 19, 2018
SheikhMuniru:
FIRST AFRICA TEAM TO BE ELIMINATED FROM RUSSIA 2018 IS EGYPT, TO BE FOLLOW BY NIGERIA WRITE IT DOWN
Morocco is next... they are playing Portugal tomorrow, and they lost their first match...
Sports › Re: Russia Vs Egypt: World Cup 2018 (3 - 1) On 19th June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 8:20pm On Jun 19, 2018
All these overrated players can manage to step up... shame!! Ronaldo Messi be controlling football world for over 10 years now... mtcheeeew!
Sports › Re: Russia Vs Egypt: World Cup 2018 (3 - 1) On 19th June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 8:16pm On Jun 19, 2018
O boy see Egypt.... These Africans ehn... make I go play PES jare... Awon fools... thank God I no on Gen...
Sports › Re: Russia Vs Egypt: World Cup 2018 (3 - 1) On 19th June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 8:00pm On Jun 19, 2018
Egypt need to win this match o, so that we have about 2 countries qualifying outa the group stages, coz I know Portugal will trash Morocco, Belgium will trash Tunisia... Let's hope Nigeria wins Iceland...
Sports › Re: Russia Vs Egypt: World Cup 2018 (3 - 1) On 19th June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On Jun 19, 2018
These Egyptians dey dull salah no be small...

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