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Wetin person no go see for punting...........

Some punters always shouting over 1.5... una see wetin happen with Zenith. curse.Petersburg today ba??

Mhen, I have really backslided o... Lagos wahala.

ZirdoRoray:
Stars, meteors, and heavenly lights allegedly signaled the birth of many
man-gods, including Christ, Yu, Lao-tzu, various Roman Caesars, and
Buddha. This parallels the strange and fantastic events
that surround the births of purely mythological figures, such as Osiris
in Syria, Trinity in Egypt, and Mithra in Persia.

Two thousand years before Christ, the virgin Egyptian queen Mut-em-
ua gave birth to Pharaoh Amenkept III. Mut-em-ua had been told she
was with child by the god Taht, and the god Kneph impregnated her by
holding a cross, the symbol of life, to her mouth. Amenkept’s birth was
celebrated by the gods and by three kings, who offered him gifts. (Notice the exact similarities to the birth of Jesus?)

According to academia, there are at least 32 stories of other virgin
births in ancient cultures of bygone eras. The legends of the
surrounding pagan cultures were so influential in the first century that
the Early Church was forced to imitate and incorporate them to have
their ‘new’ Christian religion accepted.

Here are just a parallel between Horus and Jesus.

Horus
The Legend of Horus is one of the most ancient myths in Egypt, and it
was central to the ancient Egyptian state religion. He was worshipped
three thousand years before Jesus and his worship lasted into the
common era. The followers of Horus invaded Egypt in pre-dynastic
history (before 3000 B.C.E.).
He is often shown as an infant cradled by his mother Isis. He avenged
his father’s murder, and became recognized as the God of civil order
and justice.
Both were conceived of a virgin.
1. Both were the “only begotten son” of a god (either Osiris or
Yahweh)
2. Horus’s mother was Meri, Jesus’s mother was Mary.
3. Horus’s foster father was called Jo-Seph, and Jesus’s foster
father was Joseph.
4. Both foster fathers were of royal descent.
5. Both were born in a cave (although sometimes Jesus is said to
have been born in a stable).
6. Both had their coming announced to their mother by an angel.
7. Horus; birth was heralded by the star Sirius (the morning star).
Jesus had his birth heralded by a star in the East (the sun rises in
the East).
8. Ancient Egyptians celebrated the birth of Horus on December 21
(the Winter Solstice). Modern Christians celebrate the birth of
Jesus on December 25.
9. Both births were announced by angels (this is not the same as
number 7).
10. Both had shepherds witnessing the birth.
11. Horus was visited at birth by “three solar deities” and Jesus was
visited by “three wise men”.
12. After the birth of Horus, Herut tried to have Horus murdered. After
the birth of Jesus, Herod tried to have Jesus murdered.
13. To hide from Herut, the god That tells Isis, “Come, thou goddess
Isis, hide thyself with thy child.” To hide from Herod, an angel tells
Joseph to “arise and take the young child and his mother and flee
into Egypt.”
14. When Horus came of age, he had a special ritual where hsi eye
was restored. When Jesus (and other Jews) come of age, they
have a special ritual called a Bar Mitzvah.
15. Both Horus and Jesus were 12 at this coming-of-age ritual.
16. Neither have any official recorded life histories between the ages
of 12 and 30.
17. Horus was baptized in the river Eridanus. Jesus was baptized in
the river Jordan.
18. Both were baptized at age 30.
19. Horus was baptized by Anup the Baptizer. Jesus was baptized by
John the Baptist.
20. Both Anup and John were later beheaded.
21. Horus was taken from the desert of Amenta up a high mountain
to be tempted by his arch-rival Set. Jesus was taken from the
desert in Palestine up a high mountain to be tempted by his arch-
rival Satan.
22. Both Horus and Jesus successfully resist this temptation.
23. Both have 12 disciples.
24. Both walked on water, cast out demons, healed the sick, and
restored sight to the blind.
25. Horus “stilled the sea by his power.” Jesus commanded the sea
to be still by saying, “Peace, be still.”
26. Horus raised his dead father (Osiris) from the grave. Jesus raised
Lazarus from the grave. (Note the similarity in names when you
say them out loud. Further, Osiris was also known as Asar, which
is El-Asar in Hebrew, which is El-Asarus in Latin.)
27. Osiris was raised in the town of Anu. Lazarus was raised in
Bethanu (literally, “house of Anu”).
28. Both gods delivered a Sermon on the Mount.
29. Both were crucified.
30. Both were crucified next to two thieves.
31. Both were buried in a tomb.
32. Horus was sent to Hell and resurrected in 3
days. Jesus was sent to Hell and came back
“three days” later (although Friday night to
Sunday morning is hardly three days).
33. Both had their resurrection announced by women.
34. Both are supposed to return for a 1000-year reign.
35. Horus is known as KRST, the anointed one. Jesus was known as
the Christ (which means “anointed one”).
36. Both Jesus and Horus have been called the good shepherd, the
lamb of God, the bread of life, the son of man, the Word, the
fisher, and the winnower.
37. Both are associated with the zodiac sign of Pisces (the fish).
38. Both are associated with the symbols of the fish, the beetle, the
vine, and the shepherd’s crook.
39. Horus was born in Anu (“the place of bread”) and Jesus was born
in Bethlehem (“the house of bread”).
40. “The infant Horus was carried out of Egypt to escape the wrath of
Typhon. The infant Jesus was carried into Egypt to escape the
wrath of Herod. Concerning the infant Jesus, the New Testament
states the following prophecy: ‘Out of Egypt have I called my
son.’”
41. Both were transfigured on the mount.
42. The catacombs of Rome have pictures of the infant Horus being
held by his mother, not unlike the modern-day images of
“Madonna and Child.”
43. Noted English author C. W. King says that both Isis and Mary are
called “Immaculate”.
44. Horus says: “Osiris, I am your son, come to glorify your soul, and
to give you even more power.” And Jesus says: “Now is the Son
of Man glorified and God is glorified in him. If God is glorified in
him, God will glorify the Son in himself, and will glorify him at
once.”
45. Horus was identified with the Tau (cross).

http://fooey.net/stuff/Horus-Jesus-Parallels.cfm

What rubbish is this?

CriticMaestro:
you are one of those alabi secret agents causing secret destruction everywhere, i minimized the risk of your games since friday and all of them no dey kari major count btw red and green

Lol... maestro, I no be Alabi agent o... I don too lose bro.... buh I dey get hope.

blood full everywhere today.......

CriticMaestro take it easy bro, we must chop Alabi one day, cool cash too

Valencia
Liezpig
Oldcastle.... thank you for today.... una try

Liezpig
Newcastle
Sevilla
Dortmund

is like Lucifer want to punish you pple abi..

Oldcastle and Liezpig, ion care if u lose or draw, just get a goal please...

iamawara:
i almost cried

it was highly unbelievable

And Valencia cut the ticket.... mhen wat to do!

Valencia, na una Alabi decide today to use...

So if Nani no play, una no fit win either half, una come dey spoil Madrid point...

omenkaLives:
Ahap, you are wasting your time.

Just wait a moment and see the epic stupidity that would be displayed on this thread.

Now, the funniest thing is, those who are saying BUHARI isn't yet back and that those are old pics would still be the ones to attribute the incident to his arrival.

That is how much hate screws one's faculties.

Dis is what you did during the last administration... I remember vividly... you, passingshot, demdem etc....

Vitesse, 4-0 first half.... what nonsense is this....

See Nice o... for their own home?? I even gave Nice to win either half, wat wrong did I do again....

Fenerbache win either half
Shadoung to win either half
Shanghai SIPG win either half
Juve win either half...

Na Nice wan cut this sweet ticket... its just unfair

Goandie:
kid yes plus dumb yes i agree.
just like d flash coz dem no dey drag episode too long.
but do u think flash will be able to beat savitar dis tym

Flash na the actor bro...

Goandie:
hmm still dont like d Wally guy sha.

Wally is a kid bro, he will soon grow up

Goandie:
if barry had sum1 teaching him 2, he will be byfar beta than how he his now

Reverse flash was teaching Barry

What is this

When this guy dey use una money do treatment for abroad, and pay BMC agents 250k each, wetin una expect??

Why uno kuku stay there why come back to cause wahala and go back since we have no good hospitals here??

Yeye old man

PSG is more useless than Arsenal.... I don't think Arsenal will throwaway a 4 goal lead like that...

Even when Barca dey hot 2010, Mourinho's Inter flogged them home and away....

UEFA... looking for a scape goat.. no be UEFA tell the referee wetin to do?

Barcelona always cheating, if possible them for dey cheat Madrid....

sweerychick:
So what do you expect us to do ,let us shout and walk up to him just because he's handsome

Yes

Twaci:
Thank God I ain't busty

Attention seeker

Esu ti de!

I am porting to Nairabet, Bet9ja juju too much

Imagine I gave Gent-Genk, 2-4 goals, d bastards don score 5, if to say na over 2.5 I give them now, dem go dey play 0-0 first half....

See that bastard Celta Vigo too.... Bet9ja ologun

French teams... useless bunch... gent and genk, please d goals are OK..please

Na wa o... one game must always spoil ticket

United line up looking like another fixed match

CriticMaestro:
y r u whining, are u there fan?

Bro, with the eyesore that happened yesterday, dey deserve to be cursed

I have cursed PSG, dey don't deserve to win Ligue 1