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Politics › Re: Hammed Ali: Buhari Pretends As If Nothing Is Wrong – Senator Olujimi by Jokerman(m): 2:50pm On Mar 22, 2017
kayzat:
something is wrong with this aunty o. So she expect Bubu to join forces with them in harassing Ali or whathuh



I like how Ali the one man battalion is giving our overfed 109 senators some sleepless nights.
So you now support evil, isn't it??
Politics › Re: Suicide Bomb Attack In Muna, Borno (Graphic Photos) by Jokerman(m): 2:47pm On Mar 22, 2017
Buhari must answer to the Islamic Allah for all these crimes under his watch...
Romance › Re: "I Think I Am A Lesbian, I Need Help Please! " by Jokerman(m): 1:18pm On Mar 22, 2017
naughtyDiana:
well then, I guess I am!
lol... you sure are..... i can see that, from ur signature to ur dp... undecided angry
Romance › Re: "I Think I Am A Lesbian, I Need Help Please! " by Jokerman(m): 12:48pm On Mar 22, 2017
naughtyDiana:
are you?
Bisexuals are attention seekers
Romance › Re: "I Think I Am A Lesbian, I Need Help Please! " by Jokerman(m): 1:43am On Mar 22, 2017
naughtyDiana:
well, op, I am bisexual, ain't nothing wrong with you
U re not bisexual...
Politics › Re: People With Questionable Wealth Are Celebrated In Nigeria - Buhari by Jokerman(m): 11:10pm On Mar 21, 2017
Baba werey, like yourself and your wife ba...

Ever since this man came back from London, nothing good has he said
Politics › Re: Nigerians Celebrate People With Fake Certificates: Buhari by Jokerman(m): 11:06pm On Mar 21, 2017
vedaxcool:
[s][/s]

One of the persons being talked about. A half brained individual knows that the president certificate got missing during the coup in the 80s as a result the president can only get a statement of result. Education is not what it use to be.
BMYMC (Buhari media Yoruba Muslims centre crew) you are really working for your pay
Politics › Re: Nigeria A Big Joke: After Apostle Suleman, Is Now Senator Dino Malaye's Turn by Jokerman(m): 4:43pm On Mar 21, 2017
Very annoying propagandas.... foolish cursed government
Romance › Re: Help!..my Sisters Are Controlling My Home by Jokerman(m): 3:48pm On Mar 21, 2017
eezeribe:
I really understand your situation.I am also a last born out of seven,just try to create a balance between your sisters and your wife.
BUT,NEVER YOU ALLOW YOUR WIFE TO COME BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR SISTERS.
Your siblings were there for you even when you were a 'Nobody'.
If you had not become 'successful' with the love,care and support of your family,that person you call your wife won't have married you.
Immediately you are married, your wife becomes number 1 in your life....
Politics › Re: We Have Lost Value For Human Life — Buhari by Jokerman(m): 3:28pm On Mar 21, 2017
You sire, is the Devil...

When you left for London to cure your incurable, Prof Yemi Osibanjo did a good job b of maintaining peace and order...

Immediately you came back, it all started again... reduce light to increasing cost to annoyances to propaganda to unwanton killings etc..

Baba werey!
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye: "I Am Authentic Graduate Of Ahmadu Bello University' by Jokerman(m): 3:19pm On Mar 21, 2017
Lol.... Dino, dem think say you be Buhari wey no get common Waec.... cool
Education › Re: 7 Most Prominent Public Secondary Schools In Nigeria And Their Famous Alumni PIX by Jokerman(m): 3:05pm On Mar 21, 2017
Daura model college
Otuoke grammar school
Ota grammar school.....

U no go these schools, u never go school
Politics › Re: Anti-Corruption Rally In Lagos In Support Of Buhari's Administration(pix by Jokerman(m): 9:37am On Mar 21, 2017
1k per person can sweet some persons o.... grin

The ones wey dey collect #250k, no dey ever come out...
Sports › Jose Mourinho: Call Me 'the Calm One' Now, With More Control Of My Emotions by Jokerman(op): 9:14am On Mar 21, 2017
Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho has told France Football that a new-found maturity and control of his emotions has made him a better manager, and he no longer obsesses over results as he did earlier in his career.


Mourinho, who has been in trouble with the Football Association on several occasions already this season, following incidents that took place in games against West Ham, Liverpool and Burnley.


Long nicknamed "The Special One," Mourinho, when asked what he has become since taking over United, replied: "I would say, 'The Calm One.'

"Everyone expected me to be a problem. The only problem I've had up till now is when I kicked a bottle of water in front of me [against West Ham in reaction to Pogba being booked]. I was sent to the stand and had to pay a fine for that.

"That's my problem: when I'm a little bit frustrated, I kick bottles. But it's my only outburst since my arrival eight months ago. So, I have become 'The Calm One.' Having said that, perhaps tomorrow I'll get sent off."

United boss also said he remains as ambitious as ever in his pursuit of success, but he is now able "transmit" calm to his squad.


http://m.espn.com/soccer/story?storyId=3086703&top&wjb=
Sports › Re: Boy Wins 43 Million Naira On Bet9ja In Benue With Just 100 Naira(sreenshots) by Jokerman(m): 9:08am On Mar 21, 2017
Kingofcasting.... grin
Politics › Re: $6.9b Refund: Paris Club Loans Records Missing by Jokerman(m): 9:05am On Mar 21, 2017
Buhari must wack.... angry
Politics › Re: Jonathan Is A Better President Than Buhari - Reno Omokri by Jokerman(m): 7:32am On Mar 21, 2017
Both are thieves and masterminded schemers... may God punish all polithiefcians...

However Jonathan was a million times better than this esu we have now..
Politics › Re: How I Wish Most Of These Were Manufacturing Companies In Our Country by Jokerman(m): 9:08pm On Mar 20, 2017
Do the churches and mosques stop thieves like Buhari, Gej, Ibb, Saraki, etc from building industries??
Politics › Re: Expressdiggers:most Deadly Snipers That Have Ever Lived (pictures Included) by Jokerman(m): 11:42am On Mar 20, 2017
What about GEJ 1000 snipers??
Politics › Re: Nigerian Elites Are Mad At President Buhari - Presidency by Jokerman(m): 11:40am On Mar 20, 2017
Yes that's why small coke bottle is #80 from #50...

That's y Ariel satchet is #80 from #50

Stewpeed pupu
Celebrities › Re: White Boy Hugs Davido's Daughter, Imade In School. Davido Reacts (Pics) by Jokerman(m): 11:14am On Mar 20, 2017
Cordis92:
Don't worry Davido, since you have decided to turn our women into babymamas, your daughter MUST be a babymama. wink

Cute pictures though
Wow!! you are ravishing
Education › Re: The Nigerian University With The Most Corrupt Lecturers? by Jokerman(m): 11:12am On Mar 20, 2017
ToriBlue:
And their sorting go cost.
Abi now, like 30k for B, in a 3 unit course... grin
Education › Re: The Nigerian University With The Most Corrupt Lecturers? by Jokerman(m): 11:05am On Mar 20, 2017
ToriBlue:
Covenant university really?
Na dem sort pass
Education › Re: The Nigerian University With The Most Corrupt Lecturers? by Jokerman(m): 9:34am On Mar 20, 2017
Covenant Poly
Auchi poly
AAU
Covenant uni grin
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Jokerman(m): 7:25pm On Mar 19, 2017
Lemme see who will tell me mancity Liverpool ain't a fixed match..... mtcheew
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Jokerman(m): 6:53pm On Mar 19, 2017
Firmimo your papa... fool
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Jokerman(m): 6:19pm On Mar 19, 2017
Man city Liverpool, dem no born una well to do draw soup... e to be!!

Stupid FA fixed game... 3 straight clean PKs not given....
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Jokerman(m): 5:22pm On Mar 19, 2017
Mhen punting no easy at all... so Juve canor do over1.5?
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Jokerman(m): 2:22pm On Mar 19, 2017
Napoli abeg just manage win this match... abeg hold on...

Thank you Feyernoord
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Jokerman(m): 12:33pm On Mar 19, 2017
Thank God, I no carry Man Utd... no Miki. no Pogba, No martial.... grin
Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan Says She’s Ready To Quit The Internet For Good! by Jokerman(m): 12:28pm On Mar 19, 2017
Okuda:
Whose existence on the internet is relevant?
Mark Zuckerberg
Politics › Re: Otondo-gbame; Ambode’s Unfair Prejudice Against Lagos’ Poor. by Jokerman(m): 12:25pm On Mar 19, 2017
Keep collecting rice and 1k at polling centres and vote away your choices...

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