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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Does Atheist Love Attacking Christianity by Jokerman(m): 8:11pm On Dec 05, 2016
EyeHateGod:
maybe when you prove ur God Exist i might Re think..
You yourself is a living testimony of God's existence
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Does Atheist Love Attacking Christianity by Jokerman(m): 8:08pm On Dec 05, 2016
EyeHateGod:
Lol wat if i say i Wasn't?
Lolsss.... dat will make you a liar, coz u definitely couldn't have been a moslem...
Come back to the faith bro
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Does Atheist Love Attacking Christianity by Jokerman(m): 5:40pm On Dec 05, 2016
EyeHateGod:
Fsm also needs you back..
Lolsss.... I have never been one naw... I know you were once a Christian....
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Does Atheist Love Attacking Christianity by Jokerman(m): 5:36pm On Dec 05, 2016
EyeHateGod:
Wise People use there Brain.. That's why you are able to type what you are typing now don't be a Hypocrite use Your brain too
I m using my brain, my brain tells me to believe Jesus Christ.. I have seen his works in my life...
My brain also tells me God loves me even in my imperfections, hence Jesus laid his life for me,so He can qualify me to be in God's presence...

He needs you back in the fold...
Christianity Etc › Top Ten Jesus Sayings to the world by Jokerman(op):
Herein is a my list of Jesus Christ sayings that continues changing the world for good... Feel free to add yours with the Biblical verses... may the Lord sayings enrich our lives... Amen.

1. John 3:16..." For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life"..
This saying tell us that only Jesus can save. . No one can stand d wrath of God, not even Satan, buh Jesus can give one the escape route.. Hallelujah!!!

2. Matthew 4:4..."Man shall not live by bread alone but by every word that God says"...
Jesus is telling us here to always obey God in any situation we find ourselves.. God has the best plan for us even in our lowest ebb we shouldn't compromise..

3. Matthew 6:33..." Seek ye first the kingdom of God and His righteousness, and every other thing will be added unto you"..

4.Matthew 7:3.." And why do you see the mote in your brother's eye, but do not consider the log of wood in yours"...
Jesus tells us here that before we can correct people to the right, we ourselves must make sure we are living and doing right as well...

5. Matthew 7:21.." by their fruits, ye shall know them"...
Jesus tells us here that we can decipher who a person is by what they do... for instance, when you see someone attacking the light, one can conclude the person is a backslider of the faith, who deludes him/herself as an atheist....

6. Luke 18:27.." The things which are impossible with men, is possible with God"...
Jesus tells us here that nothing is too hard for God to do... Every thing is a yes in God presence I.e delayed labour, barrenness, Healing of incurable diseases etc...

7. Matthew 22:21... " Give to ceasar things that are Caesar's and give to God things that are God's ".....
Jesus is telling us here never to mix worldliness with things of God..

8. Luke 14:11..." whoever exalts himself himself will be humbled, and whoso humbles himself will be exalted"..
This saying is self explanatory, as it applies to every facet of life.. family, education, society norms etc

9. Matthew 5:37.. " Let your communication be Yes, or No... whatsoever is more than these becomes evil"..
Jesus tells us not to tell lies to any one and this is applicable to every soul on earth.

10. Matthew 22:39..." Thou shall LOVE thy neighbor as thyself"...
Jesus tells us here to love everyone around us as we love ourselves... we don't wish evil to ourselves, so we should not wish it to other... If you love your neighbor, you won't defraud, lie against, rob, humiliate, steal etc from him/her...

We can see that if the World relies on the the words of the Lord, it will be a much better place..

Feel free to add yours...
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Does Atheist Love Attacking Christianity by Jokerman(m): 4:42pm On Dec 05, 2016
EyeHateGod:
Salvation for Dummies..
It ain't for dummies, wise people embrace Christ
Christianity Etc › Re: *CHRISTIANS ONLY* Who Is Your Favourite Bible Villian And Why? by Jokerman(m): 4:38pm On Dec 05, 2016
The greatest villian is the Devil, the father of Liars...
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Does Atheist Love Attacking Christianity by Jokerman(m): 4:24pm On Dec 05, 2016
EyeHateGod:
I just learnt one Word.. Atheophobia..
Jesus still loves you bro, come back to the fold
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Does Atheist Love Attacking Christianity by Jokerman(m): 4:15pm On Dec 05, 2016
Atheists are backsliders.... expect nothing less from them
TV/Movies › Re: Super Girl Fans Let Meet Here by Jokerman(m): 10:10am On Dec 05, 2016
I don't know why people dislike this series...
Politics › Re: Tinubu, The Party He Formed, A Sleeping President, And A Useless Party Chairman by Jokerman(m): 9:59am On Dec 05, 2016
Stalwert:
Contracts and appointments are very different things. Contracts go through due process to eliminate corruption and nepotism thereby ensuring competent company implement the contracts. I am shocked that you are demanding a return to the days of man know man .
Twisted APC stalwart!! is buhari not playing nepotism with appointments, and doing man know man with backdoor recruitment??
Politics › Re: Adamu Seeks Waiver For Islamic Board: CAN, Labour, Rights Activist Kick by Jokerman(m): 9:33am On Dec 05, 2016
Ahmedhussain3463:
continue to delude ur self u will unseat buhari in 2019.
Anything is possible with God.... d Gambian former president is an example
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NSCDC Enlists Relatives Of Powerful Nigerians Through The Back Door - Punch by Jokerman(m): 8:27am On Dec 05, 2016
Its not new... it's wat we know them for now... its Buhari's legacy...
Crime › Re: Suspected Cultist Murdered In Asaba, Delta State (graphic Photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:17pm On Dec 04, 2016
Stupid boi, look at his lanky body... ode omo
Christianity Etc › Re: Which Gospel Music Moves You So Much? by Jokerman(m): 12:24pm On Dec 04, 2016
A sanctuary

Grace by Michael w smith

I am desperate for you by Michael w smith

Blessed Assurance

My hope is built on nothing less

Heaven on Earth

Awadupe baba by Sonnie badu
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Refinery Is Recruiting, Closes On 15th August by Jokerman(m): 9:05am On Dec 04, 2016
engrprinceka:
The expatriate wan finish me but God pass am.
Abi o... God pass am o... Na American interview me, indians too get wahala
Politics › Re: Can Somebody Tell Me Why Saraki And Emir Sanusi Want To Beat PMB (photo) by Jokerman(m): 1:12am On Dec 04, 2016
I go like see Tinubu face as e dey pray with Baba. .
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Refinery Is Recruiting, Closes On 15th August by Jokerman(m): 1:09am On Dec 04, 2016
Did mine today too... was asked mostly from my CV....
Crime › Re: See Photos Of Cultist Shot Dead This Evening In Delta State By Rival Cult Group by Jokerman(m): 10:19pm On Dec 03, 2016
See how d mumu be, igbo smoking don kolo am...

I hate cultists, dem no get am for sense rara.... cry
TV/Movies › Re: Marvel Tv Universe by Jokerman(m): 7:18pm On Dec 03, 2016
mhen, I knew that Aida will come up to no good...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Refinery Is Recruiting, Closes On 15th August by Jokerman(m): 11:56am On Dec 03, 2016
einsteinyunusa:
Well, It was ok for me..I studied chemical engineering and was asked a couple of questions.
First, I was asked to introduce myself, he then asked to know what area of Chemical engineering I'm best at... then I was passed a blank sheet and asked to draw a control loop... next he drew two circles, one with a line over it and asked for their differences, was asked the forms of heat transfer.. also asked me to write down the equation for convective heat transfer... he wrote Tm on the paper and asked for its meaning, he then asked me to state its significance, asked me to differentiate between fractionation and distillation.
And some more questions...

Based on my CV, I was asked to state five things I learnt in the brewery...and to explain the brewing process...

I hope this helps
Na wa o... buh thanks
Education › Re: Unilag 2016 thread by Jokerman(m): 6:56am On Dec 03, 2016
On good authority i confirmed the meaning of the remarks...

*Recommend*
means you met d cutoff mark and u are in weda 1st or 2nd list...e don clear

*Not Recommended*
means u did not meet d cutoff mark bt can still make d admission list(supplementary) depending on hw u can corner tins @d pgschool ASAP

*Notset*
means d cut off for ones dpt is not set yet hence its an "i can't say" situation

If na d other one....forget it...
Wish us all d best

*Copied*
TV/Movies › Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Jokerman(m): 11:49pm On Dec 02, 2016
Mhen... ds crossover didn't have a dramatic ending...

bleeped up a bit
Education › Re: Corruption Is Fighting Back In Unilag by Jokerman(m): 6:50pm On Dec 02, 2016
Huh .... see how d rooms be... I go dey come from house niyen...

Wat do we do??
Education › Re: Unilag 2016 thread by Jokerman(m): 6:47pm On Dec 02, 2016
Recommended..... Msc Mechanical engineering (Design and production)... yaaay... happiness abounding.....

Adupe God!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Refinery Is Recruiting, Closes On 15th August by Jokerman(m): 6:02pm On Dec 02, 2016
peeps that did interview today, make Una talk now..biko... how was it?
Politics › Re: JUST IN!!! Buhari Not Jonathan Responsible For Recession - CBN by Jokerman(m): 7:39pm On Dec 01, 2016
Yarduni:
I would ban you straight away if i was a Mod. You create fake titles that does not correspond to the contents. Stop making things up.
Didn't you do same to Trump??
Politics › Re: ‘engineers Don’t Blow Up Pipelines,’ Group Tells President by Jokerman(op): 7:37pm On Dec 01, 2016
mrvitalis:
Bro i am an engineering graduate. .. but ur analogy is baseless

The present minister of petroleum... Is a lawyer.. . He did wonders at Mobil


At top level managerial skills are transferable
Yea we are seeing d dividends of the managerial skill already.... undecided
Politics › Re: Federal Civil Servants Salaries Cut. Tax Increase by Jokerman(m): 7:35pm On Dec 01, 2016
e Pele o.... u know we are fighting corruption... bear with us
TV/Movies › Re: List Of TV Series Have Watched Over D Years... List Yours by Jokerman(m): 6:23pm On Dec 01, 2016
lol...

Prison break (completed) waiting for d new season..
24
Nikita S2(Watching)
Agents of shield (watching S5)
Super girl(S2)
The Flash S3
Gotham S3
Agent Carter (completed)
The Bible (Completed)
Arrow S5
Designated survivor S1
Legends of Tomorrow S2

Work no let us get many chances...
TV/Movies › Re: Official Thread For Gotham Series by Jokerman(m): 6:19pm On Dec 01, 2016
No wonder Jim and the Bat could make a team.... two stubborn men!!

I hate the Jim and Lee relationship sha...

I prefer Jim and Barbara..

I don't think Mario will die, if he does.... mhen, I no wan see Falcone anger o...

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