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Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Releases Pre-wedding Photo Of Daughter by Jokerman(m): 9:06am On Dec 15, 2016
Fake Moslems, where is her niqab?? grin...

Will Mohammad (S.A.W) bless this kind of Islamic marriage...??

Happy married life to them... I wish dem d best..
Politics › Re: Buhari Orders Finance Ministry To Pay Falcons by Jokerman(m): 7:45am On Dec 15, 2016
Buhari has a lot of incompetent ministers... Funny he won't sack them...

No difference
Politics › Re: No Time For Academic Pursuit In My Military Days –buhari by Jokerman(m): 12:21am On Dec 15, 2016
Liar... see his tinrin gbeku head.... undecided
Sports › Ronaldo Is Better Than Messi.. Stats by Jokerman(op): 6:16pm On Dec 14, 2016
#Ronaldowith Portugal
-all time goals scorer Ronaldo
-all time assist Ronaldo
-portugal best player Ronaldo.

#Messiwith Argentina
-all time scorer messi
-all time assists Messi
-Argentina best player Maradona

#Ronaldo with Real Madrid
-all time goals scorer Ronaldo
-all time assists Ronaldo
-most freekick goals in R madrid Ronaldo
-most hatrick Ronaldo
-most penalties goals Ronaldo.

#Messi with Barcelona
-all time goals scorer Messi
-all time assist Messi
-most freekick Ronaldinho
-most hatrick Messi
-most penalties goals Messi

#Ronaldo and Messi in Laliga
-most goals Messi
-most assists Messi
-most penalties goals Ronaldo
-most freekicks Ronaldo
-most hatricks Ronaldo
-most header goals Ronaldo
-most goals outside the box Ronaldo
-most away goals Ronaldo

Ronaldo and Messi in Uefa champions league
-most goals Ronaldo
-most assist Ronaldo
-most freekicks Ronaldo
-most penalties Ronaldo
-most hatrick Messi
-most header goals Ronaldo
-most away goals Ronaldo
-most goals in single season Ronaldo
-most goals in semi final Ronaldo
-most goals in knockout stage Ronaldo
-most goals in group stage Ronaldo
-most goals in UCL calendar year Ronaldo

Is messi the. Best player in the world or best player inBarcelona?
Oops honest opinion Ronaldo just simply
the best..... #copied#
Phones › Re: Senate Okays Data Price Hike, Says NCC Acted In National Interest by Jokerman(m): 2:54pm On Dec 14, 2016
notoriousbabe:
I do not live in Nigeria,I live in imo state
After giving us Buhari, u ran away to Owerri abi na Mbgidi abi??
Phones › Re: Senate Okays Data Price Hike, Says NCC Acted In National Interest by Jokerman(m): 2:46pm On Dec 14, 2016
notoriousbabe:
e pain amgrin grin grin tongue
Lol... come make we protest...
Phones › Re: Senate Okays Data Price Hike, Says NCC Acted In National Interest by Jokerman(m): 2:41pm On Dec 14, 2016
Its God that will punish them.... which stupid national interest??

Dey won't die better... i will go to NCC page and lay curses on them again..

Awon oloriburuku of Buhari demonic and clueless thieving government
Politics › Re: Photos From Zahra Buhari's Bridal Shower by Jokerman(m): 11:46am On Dec 14, 2016
Is this allow in Islam??
TV/Movies › Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On Dec 14, 2016
yakamata:
clearly me and you are not watching the same arrow. the only downside is CURTIS and EVELYN
I was actually praying he die when Prometheus shot the idiot, the dumbass just keep making dry jokes
lol.. and d worse is he is a gayish fool...
Politics › Re: EFCC Reacts To Court Order, Over Unfreezing Fayose's Account by Jokerman(m): 7:44am On Dec 14, 2016
modath:
Kip kwayet dia!!! Everything is persecution!! Mtcheeww!

Get some education on legality& also learn to cool body down & READ, can a subsisting order be nullified by a court on same level?
embarassed
Politics › Re: The Biggest Losers In 2016 by Jokerman(m): 10:48pm On Dec 13, 2016
Tinubu is the greatest loser.....
Politics › Re: Security: Army To Launch Operation "Gorilla Coughs" To Clear Fulani Herdsmen by Jokerman(m): 10:43pm On Dec 13, 2016
Operation Cat sing will be next.... tongue
Politics › Re: Muhammadu Buhari Is The Cause Of Preseident Yahya Jammeh Last Minute U-turn by Jokerman(m): 10:36pm On Dec 13, 2016
What is Failhari doing in Gambiahuh
TV/Movies › Re: Designated Survivor TV show Fan Page by Jokerman(m): 6:12pm On Dec 13, 2016
Beautiful episode.... Hannah wells sef, u better start acting like Nikita.... grin

President kirkman has too much enemies chai .... I really suspect his C.O.S...
Politics › Re: Crash Panic Hits Mavrodians, As MMM Nigeria Freezes All Members' Money by Jokerman(m): 6:58am On Dec 13, 2016
Lol.... Mavrodi wan scamper.... grin
Romance › Re: Beauty Contest ...why Are Nairaland Ladies Average In Beauty Or Ugly? by Jokerman(m): 11:32pm On Dec 12, 2016
lol... I can give you two beauties here...

Amokeme

Hibiscus
Politics › Re: 6 Most Disappointing Nigerian Politicians In 2016 by Jokerman(m): 3:20pm On Dec 12, 2016
Muhammadu Buhari for being so clueless, hypocritical and evil mastermind...

Bola Tinubu for anti party activities and for being relegated in the scheme of things.. grin

Raji Fashola for turning electricity into rocket science...

Godwin Emefiele for contributing to Nigeria's recession...

Many more....
Politics › Re: We’ve Won Rivers East, West Senatorial Districts – Wike by Jokerman(m): 3:09pm On Dec 12, 2016
fortunechy:
How is xmas season is like in ur area?
In my area,it is like Mary didnt get pregnant dis year ooo!!!
Lol... ds Buhari Xmas get as e be o...
Politics › Re: A Heart Felt Letter To Jonathan by Jokerman(m): 11:28am On Dec 12, 2016
Politicians are worse than Criminals...
Politics › Re: Rivers Rerun: Hon Boma Goodhead declared winner Asari Toru/Akuku Toru LGA by Jokerman(m): 11:25am On Dec 12, 2016
kcmichael:
If APC wins now,u guys will say it was rigged.pretenders everywhere
If PDP wins in Katsina, wouldn't you say it was rigged??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League Round Of 16 Draw LIVE! by Jokerman(m): 11:16am On Dec 12, 2016
Arsenal Madrid joor.... make my Madrid qualify.... grin
Gaming › Re: Pes 2017 Official Thread (pc, Ps3 ,ps4,xbox One) by Jokerman(m): 9:41am On Dec 12, 2016
If you are in Lagos, go get it at Computer village.....

If you are in Aba, go get it at St Michaels

If you are in Benin, go get it a phone complex, ring road market...

Cheaper pricing
TV/Movies › Re: Fast & Furious 8 . Dom(vin Diesel) Is The New Villian... Watch Official Trailer by Jokerman(m): 9:38am On Dec 12, 2016
Dominic Turreto isn't the villian... Charlize Theron's character is....
Politics › Re: Respect Religion, Stop Making Movies That Glamourize Sex - Buhari Tells Nollywoo by Jokerman(m): 9:36am On Dec 12, 2016
Coming from someone who is the Lord of corruption....

Hypocrite, remove the Log of wood in your eyes baba, so you can see clearly to remove the speck in Nollywood....
Travel › Re: What Is Your Dream Country To Travel To And Why? by Jokerman(m): 9:20am On Dec 12, 2016
Daura, Katsina...

would love to see how many cows d dullard has now.... grin

Otuoke, Bayelsa

Would love to ask IB how did he feel being clueless...

USA
Want to tell Trump to deport all d blacks, so that they can come development the continent of Africa with all their expertise..

The Carribean

To see captain Jack Sparrow... undecided
Sports › Re: Eight Retired Footballers Who Never Received A Single Red Card In Their Career by Jokerman(m): 12:51am On Dec 12, 2016
Pepe
El Hadji diouf
Mikel Obi
Totti
Maradona
Patrick viera
Zidane....

This guys never collect red before too...
Romance › Re: Gays And Lesbians: Repite For Same Sex Couple In 2017 Constitution Review by Jokerman(m): 7:31pm On Dec 11, 2016
Lol... dem no born Buhari well to sign same sex marriage into law naw...

After all his failures sef.....
Politics › Re: Ophy herbal tummy fat burner by Jokerman(m): 7:22pm On Dec 11, 2016
How do I get thishuh
Politics › Re: PDP Agent Laments On Ikwerre LGA Results, Calls On Nigerians And USA For Help by Jokerman(m): 10:31am On Dec 11, 2016
Jibril659:
grin you have to be a thief to catch a thief
A thief has no right to judge another thief....

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