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Politics › Re: Edodecides: Journalists Gain Access Into Collation Centre By 4:52am by Jokerman(m): 9:16am On Sep 29, 2016
APCmyheart:
Sorry too early to start wailing, INEC under PDP was transparent abi? Ekiti election comes to mind.
Bro, I thought your party said dey are coming to change the old system? ?

So you finally join PDP in their crooked ways??
Politics › Re: Congratulations To Godwin Obaseki, The Governor Elect by Jokerman(m): 9:13am On Sep 29, 2016
anigbajumo:
Why not??I wants stability and continuity in Edo states, my fwend Is there and av also been there many times.....
You are lying, you are only after wat u wud gain or wat ur friends will gain from APC winning. .. gbagbe.. grin
Politics › Re: Dokpesi, Markafi, Obi And Barcanista Should Be Expelled From The PDP by Jokerman(m): 9:09am On Sep 29, 2016
Lolssss.... APC & PDP both used money to sway voters, although I was rooting for PDP becos Oshiomole destroyed Edo state, someone that could have done more...

I now believe Nigeria cannot change, there is corruption everywhere. .. even if Buhari does not till 2019, he wud still win...

Africa is cursed, dey need to go exhume the remains of Noah to beg him to revert the curse he placed on Ham..

APC supporters, dont ever come here to shout anti corruption, y'all supported corruption yesterday from Modath to Ngene to Hungerbad to Donphilus to Sarkki to the least of them....

No change at all, it's just the same ol, same ol...
Politics › Re: Edo Decides: Inec Postpones Announcement Of Results by Jokerman(m): 7:29am On Sep 29, 2016
ishowdotgmail:
Thanks my bro grin


We must not lose oooo! APC all the way
Dont ever come here and shout anti corruption again... ok.. grin
Politics › Re: Edodecides: APC And Oshiomole, Going Against Their Words by Jokerman(m): 3:07am On Sep 29, 2016
I m so happy seeing caseless, modath, Ngenekwenu, Hungerbad all supporting corruption. ..... angry....

APC paid agents, dont ever chant anti corruption here again.... angry
Politics › Re: Unprecedented And Shameful Act Of Youths During Voting/election by Jokerman(m): 2:56am On Sep 29, 2016
donphilopus:
The OP and the 3rd commenter are just so foolish. OP, stop blabbing and post the result of your Polling Unit for everyone to see. You made so much noise here on Nairaland prior to this Election. I'm surprised you're now here crying like a baby.

What conscience are you even talking about? The same conscience you refused to use in 2015? Didn't your conscience tell you to vote out Jonathan in 2015? When you voted (for) him, didn't your conscience judge you? How do I even vote (for) the CoS and later SSG to 'Thief' Lucky Igbinedion? If I do not vote him, why would my conscience judge me? Judge me for not voting a thief? Even tell me what made you vote Jonathan in 2015. If not because he was a Southerner or because he was the highest bidder. Pls, if you have nothing to say, switch off your vote and go to the bed.

APC shared money yesterday and PDP equally shared. Why are you then making it to look as if only APC shared money in Edo State? Once again, if you have nothing meaningful to say, go and sleep!
Don't ever come here to talk of anti corruption fight anymore please... just witchhunt the opposition while you are in power....
No change, same old desperation for power....
Politics › Re: Edo Governorship Election 2016: Live Updates (Pictures) by Jokerman(m): 7:55pm On Sep 28, 2016
FastShipping:
I want APC to lose Ondo and Edo.

You cannot promise people change from PDP maladministration and give them pain.

Buhari has been a miserable failure that we must come together and remove him and APC led government. They've been nothing but failure. All Buhari has to offer is to blame Jonathan. He knew the problem before he was elected and started acting like it was new to him.

BUHARI MUST GO!
Is this the real fastshipping?? grin.......

Buh honestly Buhari is a big failure..... Let him handover to Osinbanjo and see changes occur!
Politics › Re: The Sham Called Elections In Edo State by Jokerman(m): 5:14pm On Sep 28, 2016
modath:
See kweshun!! cheesy who introduced money into naija politics? I may have a response when you riddle me this;

When you give me your take on Ize-Iyamu claiming Akinwunmi Ambode is in Edo today 28th of Sept, 2016 to manipulate elections when the latter isn't even in the country!! smiley
Hahaha... I now believe we are not ready for true change in this country...

I know PDP is corruption galore...

I just want you to accept the truth that APC is corruption filled too...

So dont ever say Buhari is fighting any corruption, just opposition. ..

Now I have accepted that POI did wrong even his party PDP,... what's yours??
Politics › Re: The Sham Called Elections In Edo State by Jokerman(m): 4:54pm On Sep 28, 2016
modath:
You are a jokerman for real! smiley

How is my comment in support?
Lolsss.... wats your take on Apc swaying voters with cash at polling unit?? angry
Politics › Re: The Sham Called Elections In Edo State by Jokerman(m): 4:38pm On Sep 28, 2016
Akpan107:
"leave"
Lolss... thanks bro... I was typing with annoyance
Politics › Re: The Sham Called Elections In Edo State by Jokerman(m): 4:23pm On Sep 28, 2016
modath:
The total summation of this diatribe is what? PDP losing? Or has lost? Be clear.
I am happy seeing you support corruption. .. grin
Politics › Re: The Sham Called Elections In Edo State by Jokerman(m): 4:22pm On Sep 28, 2016
God please grant me a visa to live this country...

A country of frauds....
Politics › Re: Edo Governorship Election 2016: Live Updates (Pictures) by Jokerman(m): 2:56pm On Sep 28, 2016
Alighoda2:
you are not educated, I don't argue with people like you
Bro, he is a pay per post agent....
Politics › Re: Edo Governorship Election 2016: Live Updates (Pictures) by Jokerman(m): 2:28pm On Sep 28, 2016
sarrki:
Popular Teachers House Mami Water Story Overwhelmingly Reject #EndTimePastor

"Egor ward 10 is all APC no jokes, Ugbowo primary school, Adolor secondary school, Ubth and Estate primary school all for APC I'm an eyewitness PDP is finally dead beaten to their game..."
I am happy seeing you support corruption. .. grin
Politics › Re: Got Headache?take This Apc Pills (pics) by Jokerman(m): 12:02pm On Sep 28, 2016
Lolssss...... a cluster of clowns... ds APC pple
Politics › Re: Edo Governorship Election 2016: Live Updates (Pictures) by Jokerman(m): 11:59am On Sep 28, 2016
Nigerians can never get sense..... Why collect money from thieving bleeps??

Go out and vote according to your convictions and stop all ds money collection.

If Developed countries tolled this path, you think dey would have credible leaders??

INEC chairman suppose to ban any political party that shares money during voting... all dose sharing ought to have been done during campaign. .......

If you know you did well, why sharing money to sway voters?? Isnt this wat u criticized Jonathan of??
Politics › Re: Presidency Plotting To Scheme Tinubu Out Of APC Hierarchy – Yakasai by Jokerman(m): 11:42am On Sep 28, 2016
Kosy79:
Guy is "These" not "This" .Respect Chinua Achebe
Lolsss... thank you...
Politics › Re: EFCC Catch Looters Of Fund. Questions Is Where Are The FUNDS? by Jokerman(m): 8:59am On Sep 28, 2016
lol.... Buhari is looting his own... stay there dey ask.... grin
Romance › Re: Dating Seems Very Boring To Me by Jokerman(m): 2:49am On Sep 28, 2016
Same here joor... I don tire... d stress and d likes....
Christianity Etc › Re: Joseph And Potiphar Wife by Jokerman(op): 2:31am On Sep 28, 2016
analice107:
That is the thing, you eat your tomorrow today in one sitting. Sad.

Joseph had a vision and a target, his future was bright and he knew it. To become what he dreamed was dependent on whether he could endure the heat.

Do you know that when Joseph became the Prime Minister, Potipher became a junior officer under him? If Potipher was junior officer, how about Mrs Potipher?

Do you who he later married? Pls find out Who Asenat was. She was a Princess. The daughter of the Chief priest of On. Compared to her, Mrs Potipher was low class.


You are exactly like Joseph's eldest brother Reuben, who a woman's unclothedness gives him shivers. He couldn't resist the temptation of his fathers wife, he went in and ended his destiny and that of his generation under 5minutes, if not for Moses who revived him.

When you take on Kim, what part of her follows you about announcing that you did her?

whatever you saw that attracted you will remain in her when you leave. you leave empty as you came, both physical and spiritually?
Even if you boast to your friends that you did Kim, it would mean you showing them a video that you indeed did her.

Instant gratification is the reason half of the world is buried with their visions unfulfilled.

Madam Potipher, just like every sugar mummy today is a distraction from your real enthronement. Be wise, Say no to distractions.

Don't eat your destiny in one sitting.
Lolsss... I am no Reuben oga... buh thanks though. .. with what I have overcomed, I'd call myself Joseph....

And I don't really like Kim K...
Christianity Etc › Joseph And Potiphar Wife by Jokerman(op): 10:54pm On Sep 27, 2016
We learn from the Bible about Joseph and potiphar's wife...

We learned how Potiphar's wife tried to seduce Joseph.

We also learned Joseph didn't acquiese to her advances and seduction. .

Now I have a question, if Potiphar's wife was aby of these women, would Josef have been able to win even after seeing her nude..

Who you have been able to stand ur ground? ?
These are the women. .

1. Kim Kardashain
2 Nicki Minaj
3. Beyonce
4. Toolz OAP
5. Mercy Johnson

If I was Joseph and kim kardashian was potiphar's wife... only God knows...

It's just for fun o
Politics › Re: Tinubu Rejects Title Of APC National Leader (press Statement) by Jokerman(m): 3:54pm On Sep 27, 2016
We the North are very smart.... cool... come 2019 we will still use islamic sentiments to sway and win voters. .. grin
Politics › Re: Presidency Plotting To Scheme Tinubu Out Of APC Hierarchy – Yakasai by Jokerman(m): 3:08pm On Sep 27, 2016
InyinyaAgbaOku:
I thought you guys claimed he is honest, incorruptible, new sheriff in town?
Lol... who?? the thief in Aso Rock or where? ?
Politics › Re: Presidency Plotting To Scheme Tinubu Out Of APC Hierarchy – Yakasai by Jokerman(m): 2:59pm On Sep 27, 2016
Shewunoshewa:
What Awolowo lost, Abiola gained and what Abiola lost, Obasanjo gained...

If Tinubu loses, another Yoruba will gain...

What have the 'smart' Igbos ever gained?

Who died first - Abiola or Abacha?

No Igbo man/family dead or alive ranks anywhere near Awolowo. Even his wife got a state burial attended by PMB - the 'no 1 enemy'.

You yeasterners are impossible folks... angry
This men are better than Awolowo anywhere......
Nnamdi Azikwe
Chinua Achebe
Politics › Re: Boko Haram 'hoists Flag In Villages' - BBC by Jokerman(m): 2:55pm On Sep 27, 2016
IPOB BBC according to APC liars.. oh no! Internet terrorist BBC is better...

Buh wats wrong sef, I actually believe we will be rid of Boko haram soon. .. Amen angry
Politics › Re: Senate Orders Investigation Of Okechukwu Elenema, Four Banks Over Mtn’s $13.9B by Jokerman(m): 2:35pm On Sep 27, 2016
adviseseeker:
Watch how GEJ's fans will come here and focus on the fact that a PMB minister is involved forgetting how GEJ shielded Stella Oduah from investigation during his maladministration.
Supporter of corruption and those who looted away ur future.... Away from here! !
Politics › Re: Imo Adults To Pay N3,000 Development Levy - Rochas Okorocha by Jokerman(m): 12:21pm On Sep 27, 2016
Abagworo and Beremx.... grin
Politics › Re: Gombe State Named Airport After Abacha by Jokerman(m): 12:15pm On Sep 27, 2016
Lol... I told North don't celebrate thieves and killers...

Hahaha.... Sarrki where are yew grin
Politics › Re: Presidency Plotting To Scheme Tinubu Out Of APC Hierarchy – Yakasai by Jokerman(m): 12:05pm On Sep 27, 2016
Buhari would never dare to... his skeletal crooked buffoonery thievery system will be exposed. ....

However dey will use EFCC and AMCON to silence ojuyobo... angry
Politics › Re: Oyegun Takes Tinubu’s Case To Buhari by Jokerman(m): 11:40am On Sep 27, 2016
IVORY2009:
I stand with Buhari grin
which way bros, ur loyality is doubtful, tomorrow Buhari, today Tinubu grin
Hahahah... he is a yoruba Muslim so he must most definitely stand with Tinubu.... grin
Politics › Re: Gbagaaam!!!: APC Are International Criminals; Emir Of Kano, Sanusi Hits Buhari by Jokerman(m): 11:26am On Sep 27, 2016
FunkyMetahuman:
Watch as wailers will celebrate and masturbate to the news from the same sanusi they asked for his head during gejs time even when the news is from a useless hungry blogger. grin
Buh all dose things written there, are they lies??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduate Trainees Needed At Berger Paints Plc by Jokerman(m): 8:48pm On Sep 26, 2016
CallofDuty:
Nawa oooo huh huh...how una go de talk like this Naa...its a technical sales trainee position. 9ja self..they are not begging u to apply..be like una know sabi berger paints..a chemical industry FYI.and they employ chemical engineers too..how many of u have visited their website..if it were NBL,Cummins,Pz cussons,P&G or Unilever.. Una go rush..big name..come and sell pampers,kaikai or beer..Paint??and so what?..which kiosk una get talkless of shop and not even a Regisgered company..do u know the number of houses that are ready for painting each day in 9ja..talk less of spray paints and oil paints...berger paints have achieved a lot..they'v added beauty to so many buildings and materials...what have you achieved??b cool cool..mteeew.
Please change your pic... thank you...

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