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PoliticsRe: Oyo LG Poll: PDP Wins All 33 Chairmanship Seat by Jokerman(m): 3:49pm On Apr 28, 2024
Haaland21:
No man for Labourer party in SW..

LP are wailers....
So you don't care about PDP winning all the seats??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Jokerman(m): 3:45pm On Apr 28, 2024
potbelly:
So if Man city wins all their matches arsenal will not win the league?

God abeg o... embarassed
Man city will not win all matches...
Christianity EtcRe: No Prophet Married Only One Wife In The Bible - Olatosho Oshoffa by Jokerman(m): 3:38pm On Apr 28, 2024
Jesus Christ is the standard
BusinessRe: Dangote Cement’s Pre-tax Profit Hits ₦‎166 Billion by Jokerman(m): 2:23pm On Apr 28, 2024
Cement Baron.


And I was told this man's refinery will reduce fuel prices
PoliticsRe: Fuel Subsidy Removal Necessary To Avert Financial Crisis – Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 2:21pm On Apr 28, 2024
IPIGSRSHALLOW:
My President.
When it's all said and done, Tinubu will end up as the best President that Nigeria has ever had.

This is not for the blind brainwashed low IQ IPOB retards.
So why did BAT protest against GEJ in 2012, against this same subsidy removal?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Jokerman(m): 2:19pm On Apr 28, 2024
Arsenal is winning... 2-0

Man city to lose 1-0
PoliticsRe: Oyo LG Poll: PDP Wins All 33 Chairmanship Seat by Jokerman(m): 2:18pm On Apr 28, 2024
Lol..

State police is a No No....I hope we can see it now
PoliticsRe: Price Hike: Ondo Monarch Bans Forced Association Membership On Traders by Jokerman(m): 12:25pm On Apr 28, 2024
This can't happen in Lagos??

How will awon Baba alaye and Iyaloja chop and cope??😬
PoliticsRe: WAEC Accused Of Deleting Its 8year Old Video Praising Obi' Achievemt In Educatio by Jokerman(m): 11:17am On Apr 28, 2024
That's true WAEC deleted the video

But why?

Well not surprising, if they can low as forging result for Buhari, this shouldn't be a surprise though... cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: "The Woman Who Never Eats" Says It's An Act Of God (Photo And Video) by Jokerman(m): 11:12am On Apr 28, 2024
16 years... And she's not dead yet??

Maybe we should stop giving atheists topic to trend on.

Maybe she takes fruits or Juice or eats something not solid.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:02am On Apr 28, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨❌ CONFIRMED: Manchester United will NOT play Champions League football in the 2024/25 season. #MUFC
No Ronaldo

No Sancho

No DeGea to blame that is holding us back... 😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:02am On Apr 28, 2024
🚨❌ CONFIRMED: Manchester United will NOT play Champions League football in the 2024/25 season. #MUFC
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:47pm On Apr 27, 2024
🚨🚨| #mufc’s next four games in the Premier League:

Crystal Palace v Man United(A)
Man United v Arsenal (H)
Man United v Newcastle (H)
Brighton vs Man United (A)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:37pm On Apr 27, 2024
🗣️ Erik ten Hag: "We are one of the most dynamic and entertaining teams in the league at this moment. We are creating loads of chances by playing good football."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:33pm On Apr 27, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨🚨🎙️| Erik ten Hag on fans booing the decision to take off Kobbie Mainoo:

"They are fans but I have to manage the team. You see what the game needs and bring some freshness and also tactical wise bring a player [McTominay] on who can keep the ball and is creative in an intense game."
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:32pm On Apr 27, 2024
🚨🚨🎙️| Erik ten Hag on fans booing the decision to take off Kobbie Mainoo:

"They are fans but I have to manage the team. You see what the game needs and bring some freshness and also tactical wise bring a player [McTominay] on who can keep the ball and is creative in an intense game."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:13pm On Apr 27, 2024
Pegasus01:
😂
The man na real microphone warrior 😬😂
EducationRe: Why Is There No Uniform Cut Of Marks For Unity Schools In Nigeria? by Jokerman(op): 6:09pm On Apr 27, 2024
osazsky:
Cut off marks ABI numbers of students dat enrolled per state..the op that posted this can't score 1 in this exam if he can't comprehend dat list
If Nottingham no beat Una tomorrow ehn...
EducationRe: Why Is There No Uniform Cut Of Marks For Unity Schools In Nigeria? by Jokerman(op): 5:12pm On Apr 27, 2024
Roger3D:
Oga go and build your own school. Unity schools are for the FG and if you don't like them, enroll your kids elsewhere
Oga, kini meaning educationally disadvantaged school??

You wrote something that we don't understand, why can't you explain what you mean??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:39pm On Apr 27, 2024
Wait, so if Man UTD wins today again without Rashford, another Rashford agenda... 😂😂😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:36pm On Apr 27, 2024
Even Michael Carrick team dey score 4 goals away, and some football haramist no Sabi wetin e dey do... grin
EducationRe: Why Is There No Uniform Cut Of Marks For Unity Schools In Nigeria? by Jokerman(op): 3:56pm On Apr 27, 2024
Roger3D:
Because it's unity school and students from educationally disadvantaged states should be afforded a place too. If you’re Anambra people don't like it they can as well build more stae school. Something Peter Obi was reluctant to do
What is educationally disadvantaged school??
EducationRe: Why Is There No Uniform Cut Of Marks For Unity Schools In Nigeria? by Jokerman(op): 2:10pm On Apr 27, 2024
Jokerman:
2023 BEST 12 UTME CANDIDATES

COURSE OF STUDY
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#Statisense
As usual,no Northerner... But you see them holding top positions in federal offices
EducationRe: Why Is There No Uniform Cut Of Marks For Unity Schools In Nigeria? by Jokerman(op): 2:09pm On Apr 27, 2024
Brendaniel:
So Zamfara should keep scoring 2 to gain admission ?
Lol... 😬
PoliticsRe: #tinubulagosschoolseries is trending by Jokerman(m): 1:33pm On Apr 27, 2024
sunboy:
I can list atleast 3-5 govt schools in my neighborhood that were all rebuilt by Tinubu’s administration.

This is not a topic that can be won though, and all those pictures above are super old.

Here’s a few….
Brand new schools:
Abibatu Mogaji Senior Sec, Agege
Bola Ige Millennium Senior Sec., Ajeromi;
The Millennium Senior Secondary, Egbeda,
Babs Fafunwa Millennium Secondary, Ojodu.

Renovated schools:
Ran some kuti high school, Jibowu
Eko boys high school, Suru lere
Birch Freeman high, Surulere

He in fact built or renovated atleast one high school in each LG in Lagos. In Lagos infrastructure, he did well. Might not be doing great as a president but let’s not discredit him.
Where are the pics of the schools rehabilitated by BAT?
PoliticsRe: #tinubulagosschoolseries is trending by Jokerman(m): 12:28pm On Apr 27, 2024
That's why I ask people, what exactly did Tinubu do in Lagos??

Thank God for Raji Fashola and Ambode
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:09pm On Apr 27, 2024
🚨 Erik ten Hag says Man Utd can't compete for the PL title or finish 2nd next season:

"When everyone is available, we're competing for top 4. We're not in the position to compete for number one or two."
EducationRe: Why Is There No Uniform Cut Of Marks For Unity Schools In Nigeria? by Jokerman(op): 11:54am On Apr 27, 2024
Funny enough, the person that scored 4 will be considered for Federal political appointment and Quota System over someone from Ogun that scored 131.
EducationWhy Is There No Uniform Cut Of Marks For Unity Schools In Nigeria? by Jokerman(op): 11:53am On Apr 27, 2024
The cut of marks for pupils seeking to get admission into Federal secondary schools recently released shows a disparity in cut off marks.

Why will someone from Anambra need to score as high as 139, and someone in Yobe need to score 2?

Or why will someone in Lagos need to score 133 and another from Kebbi need to score 9 to gain admission??

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:31am On Apr 27, 2024
YourBestWriter:
Liverpool is busy appointing Dutch heads to take them to the next level, and some football experts in here are criticising their own coach after he qualified the club for two consecutive fa cup finals. When will manutd fans learn? There is a reason why Liverpool did not go for the so called zidane even when he is available. Make una use una brain small. All that glitters is not gold.

Ten hag is the man for the next level.
When you are tired, you will g back to your Chelsea thread with your real monicker
CelebritiesRe: Obituary: Junior Pope To Be Buried On May 17 by Jokerman(m): 11:27am On Apr 27, 2024
Goldbw122:
I heard that he was alive and I told them that is fake, that he is dead and now look at his poster, this life try to stay alive because there is no coming back from the dead, in anything you do just stay alive and live because there is always an opportunity for another day.
Nothing man can do.

God has said it... What matters is that there will be a resurrection to glory for some, and to eternal fire of damnation for others.

Choose right

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