bright007:

just drove past bar in my escalade.

Looks like ya wife hasn't taught u a lesson

Carry that her car go the errand she send u before she throws u out of the house

Check under ya bed

Studio CFR:

Sounds like something a poor lonely disturbed person would say


*you've succeeded in getting my attention

What next?

Oh boy

menek:

Some pockets gonna be fat soon, I bet u these farmers/fisher men won't receive kobo

Your're right

You are a disgrace to fools

You were defeated in a beauty contest against a gorilla

sledge406:

@Jokingmary. . .You best be female or you better be "joking" with that kiss and yes, I was bought for 1 Naira

Holy macaroni

El Guapo:

A Jamaican needs a Ganja not a drink!!

Has ya wife given birth?

Hope it was not a ^he-goat this time

seanet02:

Fraud = ibo
kidnapping =IBO
human eating = Ibo
Modern slave trade =IBO
all social vices starts and end in Iboland.

Why don't u check this out https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-726635.32.html#msg8848539

This is about Nigeria not Yoruba or Ibo or whatever tribe

Nice work poster but taking 8 months for such project is too much

Happy buy day to u (2x)
Happy buy day dear sledge
Happy buy day to u

How much were u bought (3x)
Happy buy day to u

By the way, who be this guy

chi-baby:

Dnt b soo jealous. your old enof to get urself a wife too

I've heard u

Acidosis:

Do you even know the meaning of science? Let me ask you, what do you want to post there that you can't discuss on Education, Technology, General, and Health?
Has anything good ever come forth from Nigerian scientists aside the 'fake'research your prof got from the internet. .
It is pointless creating a science forum on a Nigerian site. .

U can be the one to change it

Hello people

bright007:

, just driving fast in my escalade,

Abeg, carry that ya wife car go the errand she send u before she go skinny u alive

El Guapo:

Yink Love?! Please after this two ladies must have kissed ya lips through, i do recommend u try a Jik instilled wiv a Dettol for a mouthwash!!

Please Darling its serious, our family needs to combat toothdecay furtively lurking agents wiv evry availably therapy!

Carry this una lovey lovey talk commot here

Nice jokes

El Guapo:

My Wife Yinka will be putting to Bed Soon, So u guys should get ya belly ready for all Month Rice esp Peeps like Oweniwe, Mary and Dani i presume will love this development!!

O my jingles

Hope its not a ^he-goat she's giving birth to

ARareGem:

Yes, I'm jobless. I don't need confirmation.

U aren't jobless u know.

U are beyond jobless

Is this a horror movie?

What has this jokes section turn into?

Nice

El Guapo:

I Love it when people appreciate the goodwork i'v been doin on my wife Yink!!

Just imagine Sophy Jumping up like a grenade to hug my Sexy pregnant wife, i know she'ld be glad hugging the First Lady of KaLaKuta El Continent!!

the good wetin?

Efemena_xy:

But I don't get it!

Someone explain the joke to me pls. . .

How much are u paying?

Efemena_xy:

Lol!!

JM longest time - since when dem release you from prison??

e never tey

El Guapo:

U Guys need to see Tanimz dancing at church today!!

Reminded me of Igbo Masquerade dance performed on Xmas!

Holy macaroni

Nice joke

Efemena_xy:

Idle gossipers

U be our boss na

El Guapo:

I go injure ya prick o

U don start to dey make me angry
I go dismantle u if u no take time o


Gud moring people

Hallo people

Hallo people
Long time no see

Hello peeps
just strolling by

Phate07:



A professor at a university is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 40 students raise their hands.
“Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?” About 20 students raise their hands.
“I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?” 15 students raise their hands.

“That’s a great response.” “Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?” 3 students raise their hands.
“That’s fantastic.” “But let me ask you one question further… Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?” One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, and says,
“Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.” The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, “Well, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost.” The student replies, “Ghost?!? Sh**it. From baaack there it sounded like you said ‘goats!’”.

Phate07:



A girl sent an SMS to her Ibo lover:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams; if you are laughing, send me your laugh; if you are crying, send me your tears; if you are eating send me your food; if you are using your ATM send me the money".
The Ibo boy replied:"I dey toilet"

LWKMD

bright007:

Just driving by in my ESCALADE

Do u mean ur camel that looks like ESCALADE