Lol ... 25k fine plus second death for the deceased .. this magistrate sef?

HumphreyGspot:
In what will come across as a really shocking development, a man has found a dead snake on his door.

The man identified only as Humble Joseph, told his story in a Facebook group and asked the other group members to thank God with him.

Joseph who is from Anambra state, told the group that he came home one day and saw the dead snake on his door. Apparently, the reptile had been trying to gain access into the house but got stuck and died.

See More below:

See More: https://www.hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2019/03/man-returns-home-only-to-find-dead.html?m=1

snake prefers to hang than appear in court as witness or exhibit regarding swallowed funds. #EFCC things

OladimejiRufai:
Are they selling the fibroid

Cannot understand why they arranged them in that manner

it grows continously stage to stage so if the operation is not done properly it regrows immediately in sets of twos. This is to show how thorough this operation was.

tiredoflife:


Lies no one kidnaps anyone
They go in knowing what they are doing
Stop the lies

Truths... OK thanks you won. Have a nice day

Good! am sure Sowore got the messages sent to him. However, nothing has changed anybody can support anyone else. AAC does not want APC shit to spoil their market. They have only politely said that they appreciate the support but cannot be bought over before Amaechi go begin force Boma to decamp to APC after rigging election. If you know you know.

Desperate moves to oust Wike. Omo, 2023 too far....

Offpoint1:
Someone should explain to me how this sex trade stuffs works.

I still don't get how one can force a grown up into prostitution if they never had the tendency in the first place.

if you were a woman , kidnapped at gun or knife point and taken somewhere -nowhere and beaten mercilessly you would have no option but willingly spread your legs to save your life. With five fierce looking armed,muscular and masked men waiting to "probe" your ...... even if you be man you go offer doggy without a fight. Don't underestimate what these girls go through in the hands of traffickers. I feel for them. My person was once raped by a gang of robbers at gun point. No be wetin we go talk here.

but come o! no vexed I been no see say ya name ma offpoint. pardon me

O to ge'

08063444372

hopevalley:
That's very good for WAEC. The introduction of e-marketing is also commendable. Click on the link on my signature to know how to export goods to foreign countries and make millions of naira as profit.

e-marking ...! your blood dey hot too much for money. No worry you go sell

Meskaofficial1:
see her fat laps like the breads of Babylon

just talk say e hungry you we go understand

OKKO:
Falana : neither here nor there in National issues.
Always speaking from both sides of the mouth.

why the sarcasm? he only said Atiku has right to go to court but should know bottlenecks wont let him win

Gboy101:
this governor is decamping to APC after election. don't be fooled. it's a ground plan.

this is the most sensible explanation. but you meant "grand plan "

The shoe, socks and shorts though

God of ENOCH ADEJARE ADEBOYE come and answer by fire as the consuming fire that you are. Do it in a way that leaves no room for Thomas

Grace and mercy are the greatest gains and ills of the present world.

40 boys were destroyed by bears because they mocked Elisha saying "thou bald headed man"

100 fully armed soldiers were burnt alive for forcefully trying to arrest Elijah

The foolish thief on the cross was destroyed eternally for mocking Christ

Pharaoh lost everything for challenging God

Nebuchadnezzar eat grass and walked on fours in the jungle for seven years.

When you are sick,oppressed spiritually, asleep or in a mess money cannot solve you turn to God. FEAR GOD, HE COULD END YOUR LIFE WITHOUT APOLOGIES.

TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED AND DO MY PROPHET NO HARM.

If someone claims to have been impregnated by God like virgin Mary who are you to judge? Waka pass if you don't believe

The mystery about God is this Freeze may one day be converted and renounce some of these deeds whereas he would have misguided millions to their destruction like a repentant serial killer. GOD IS GOD

Don't blame him he is only fuming and foaming in the mouth like a mug of beer. Why? because this is the truth. The North would have been a minority in terms of infrastructure if not for oil. That's why the COC is desperately spending billions to find oil up North.

The Western world is a key conspirator to this malady. Despite all the pre-election noises, see how they all lined up to congratulate Buhari for a stolen mandate. Did PDP rig ? Yes! but APC Rigged like mad! INEC was wired to fail to justify the rigging

ONLY GOD WILL SAVE THE MINORITY THAT FEEDS NIGERIA!

Neither APC nor PDP can transform NIGERIA

okosodo:
Because niger deltans are fools

Please go and die for us. He whom the gods have chosen they also empower.

That's sarcastic!

I doubt you are a NIGER DELTAN.

okosodo:
Because niger deltans are fools

Please go and die for us. He whom the gods have chosen they also empower.

That's sarcastic!

Godjone:
Okon Bassey in Uyo


President Muhammadu Buhari yesterday alleged that the votes of the people of Akwa Ibom State were stolen during the recent presidential and National Assembly elections, vowing that they would be reclaimed through proper channebookSpeaking yesterday through the Vice President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, at a town hall meeting held by the elders and stakeholders of the All Progressive Congress (APC) in Uyo, the state capital, the president called on the electorate in the state to defend their votes during Saturday’s governorship and State Assembly elections in the state.


Buhari said it was doubtful that the former Senate Minority Leader, Senator Godswill Akpabio lost the election, alleging that the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) robbed Akpabio and the APC of victory at the polls.


He maintained that all the wrongs done during the presidential and National Assembly elections would be addressed through proper channel.
“What happened on February 23 was robbery. The votes of the people were stolen but we are not deterred. The president sent me to thank you today. We are going to make sure that everything that was stolen on the February 23 would be restored.


“It is not possible that Senator Godswill Akpabio lost. We are in no doubt that Senator Akpabio is the elected senator of Akwa Ibom North West senatorial district. I and Adams Oshiomhole, the National Chairman of the party have been in the opposition for long and we cannot be defeated anymore. “Everyone of you should go out to vote on Saturday and defend your votes; we cannot be cheated; not only you but tell your neighbours to vote for Obong Nsima Ekere and all APC candidates. Wait for your votes to be counted. It is the duty of the federal government to provide security and we will do that. We will recover every one of our votes.


Also speaking, Oshiomhole said the party was not in the state to lament but to thank the people of the state for doing their jobs and voting President Buhari.


He alleged that INEC colluded with some of the electoral officers to deny the state of its electoral victory on February 23, even though he claimed that the people voted for the party.

“We have not come here to brag that our mandate was stolen last week. We have come to thank you that you voted for President Buhari, and all members of the party. You did your job but some armed robbers in INEC stole your votes. “You think that those who stole your votes will have peace? We have come to reaffirm our commitment with democracy. We have come to affirm that no robber will go unpunished but when an electoral umpire is corrupt and collude with the opposition, we have the witnesses and we have lawyers to deal with that.
“On Saturday we are not going to wait for them to steal out votes. We call on Akwa Ibom people to protect their votes. We must maintain our sanity even in this hour of provocation. Those who committed democratic abortion would be brought to book,” he said. In his speech, the APC governorship candidate in the state, Nsima Ekere encouraged the people not to be deterred by the February 23 elections but to go out and vote during the March 9 elections, saying the party is sure of victory.
He said the people of the state were in need of change and proved it during his campaigns across the 31 Local Government Areas (LGAs) of the state.
Ekere assured the president that after March 9 elections, the state would not be in the opposition but would be reunited with the centre
“Thank you for what you are doing for APC. The people voted for you; that vote is a revalidation of what the people want. You put Nigeria’s economy back on track.


“We are here because we have faith in you and Mr. President. The opposition and INEC have no choice than to give us back our mandate. Whosoever shall attempt to work against the collective will of Akwa Ibom people, we shall collectively resist.
“We send a message to the electoral umpire and the other party that they must respect the votes of the people, every vote must count. Akwa Ibom people love APC”.

Source:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2019/03/05/inec-robbed-apc-akpabio-of-victory-buhari-alleges/?amp

POT calling KETTLE black to confuse the plates in the kitchen

Dannyset:


http://thenationonlineng.net/nigeria-overtakes-egypt-as-largest-rice-producer-in-africa/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Hello,
I don't see the rice anywhere. Where is the competition cos I bought the last cap rice for 20k 2months ago. Where is the volume going and what happened to the competitive edge against smuggled and high tarrif foreign brands?

garetz:
Good riddance

What! Why? Hello are you a homo sapien. Or from Jupiter?

gobuchinny:


This post is for baby Christians who don't know the new testaments but rather allow men to teach them instead of the spirit...study your bible thoroughly not just your engineering or chemistry books because you won't need them in eternity

ADEBOYE is a fraud and a wolf in sheep clothing...if you study the bible well you will know this easily...we r in the last days and his doctrines are not the gospel..he preaches another gospel which is strange from the one found in the new testament but Christians don't study instead dey looking for miracles and breakthroughs like Jesus came just to make you own a Ferrari and be a billionaire

I'm telling you without fear because I know the God I serve..,that man is a fraud who has grown fat from the common wealth of christendom and will be judged in eternity..

good job bro. OK well done and continue ....

bico what's with Lala and snakes on this site? please help me with a profile, history or genealogy. Thanks

Friend01:

Christianity as faith is getting a bad reputation from their most respected men of God if, they truly are.

Someone said Abraham (peace be upon him) hosted some Angels and started quoting some biblical verses to buttress this tea drinking event that took place in Adeboye's house.
Wonderful!

Thia could be the reason why Karl Max (or somebody) said religion is the opium of the people. Which can be interpreted to mean, stupid people take to religion without tact or logic ,they just believe everything they hear with quering or interrogating it.

Little wonder these guys claiming to speak in the name of God are getting away with every lies and prophelies they spew from the pulpit.

I only pity Christians in the long run.

very true but sorry to shock you Christianity no be religion. it's Christ's way of life

jimbada:
prof Niyi Osundare said that before now in his book ''The Eyes Of Earth''

I no undersit? Na by force to sell ya prapaty ?

It's only a matter of time before they claim that they paid for the whole kingdom and start killing indigenous people with cooked up claims, frivolous court orders etc. They may even present fake C of O's recognised by the courts. It's a grand plan with faulty legal backing. They fight small battles like this to win the bigger war DAN FODIO style

Guess what, the cost is nothing to them they could wait for even a hundred years to get the caliphate. Still wondering why most of our kids don't get to learn Nigerian history at school anymore. Why they tried to eliminate CRK etc?

I'd bet it the money was too good an offer to reject. BLOOD MONEY PART IIV

ANDY COME SEE YOUR MEMBER. NNEKA WILL SOON BE LIKE " Le'm Anya" Ha, ha, ha ha !!!

I'd bet it the money was too good an offer to reject. BLOOD MONEY PART IIV

ANDY COME SEE YOUR MEMBER. NNENA WILL SOON BE LIKE " Le'm Anya" Ha, ha, ha ha !!!

I doubt this but if true so wrong cos Nigeria is too polarised. He should have leased it at the moat with full proof documented evidence in tandem with community support for peace to reign. Shi'kenan

Some have abused Prophet Mohammed for being pedophilic and a terrorist, abused Jesus for using witchcratcy to do miracles, angry at Stephen for claiming to see Jesus sitting at the right hand of God, insisted that Christ is Yeshua not Jesus or Jesu or Yesu, the list is endless. You don't know anything about the circumstances around your birth save for what you were told. Life is an unending school of thought. LEARN AND LIVE OR DISBELIEVE AND DECAY. Until you can prove or disprove anything beyond the supernatural avoid taking sides with what you know nothing about. Life is beyond what you think. There are things we may never know till we cross over. Don't get punishment for another man's foolishness that you do not deserve . Are there fake pastors? YES! BUT BE CAREFUL YIU MAY NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU ARE POKING SOMETHING DANGEROUS