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Health / Re: New Onitsha General Hospital Isolation Center (photos ) by jonadaft: 3:40pm On Apr 02, 2020
majamajic:
This first one is ready in umuawulu , this is onitsha the second one , third one in nnewi will be ready soon


We don't joke in Anambra !!!
Chai


Yeebs and chest beating sha....

Una no dey Taya?

Sufer ni dey taya una?
Nairaland / General / Re: Please What Type Of Lizard Is This(image) by jonadaft: 3:31pm On Apr 02, 2020
jesus247alive:
species like u sha.....

Just sit and wait for matured answers ok. Thanks
Ọdẹ

Your village people came visiting...
You're in deep shǐt...
Nairaland / General / Re: Please What Type Of Lizard Is This(image) by jonadaft: 2:12pm On Apr 02, 2020
Mumu question

When u see a human with 2 heads, make u come ask us the type of human.

Humucombine grin
Properties / Re: My Landlord Wants To Evict Me Before My Rent Expires by jonadaft: 2:10pm On Apr 02, 2020
flokii:
@OP your landlord is right while you are wrong.

A calendar year is January - December not January - Jamuary

If you paid rent in April 2019, you next rent will be in March 2020.

Birthdays are different for those using beer parlour logic above.
Chai....


So many fools on the internet...
Properties / Re: My Landlord Wants To Evict Me Before My Rent Expires by jonadaft: 2:01pm On Apr 02, 2020
Aremolekunowo:
Dear Nlander...if you have the money go ahead and pay him, if you don't have it plead for more time.
I rented my apartment 02/04/2019. My landlady came for her rent 03/03/2020. Your rent is due that's exactly 12 calendar month=1 year
Ignorance go kill you...
Properties / Re: My Landlord Wants To Evict Me Before My Rent Expires by jonadaft: 2:00pm On Apr 02, 2020
carbon1224:




Your rent expires 17/03/2020 and he is correct and there is more to this. That’s exactly 12month
Olodo

Including those fools wey like your senseless post.
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua's Close Friends Die Of Coronavirus by jonadaft: 12:41pm On Apr 02, 2020
MorataFC:
Covid-19 is a dress rehearsal of what to come, I mean "The Great Tribulation" only those who are washed by the blood of JESUS will be spared. (by Rapture)


Accept Jesus Christ today, tomorrow may be too late.



JESUS IS LORD
You have started skipping your Medications...
Ewu
Health / Re: COVID-19: A 240-Bed Isolation Center In Anambra At NYSC Camp Umuawulu/Mgbakwu by jonadaft: 9:55am On Apr 02, 2020
ivolt:

Shut up wailer.
You must be mistaken me for your mother...
Health / Re: COVID-19: A 240-Bed Isolation Center In Anambra At NYSC Camp Umuawulu/Mgbakwu by jonadaft: 9:29am On Apr 02, 2020
Senseless government.


Massive looting actived upon this situation.


NO LIGHT

NO SALARY

NO FOOD


All you hear is just sit at home.

Nonsense

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Politics / Re: Lagos Residents Hit The Streets To Protest As Hunger Strikes Hard Amid Lockdown by jonadaft: 9:23am On Apr 02, 2020
CoronaVirusRelo:


Okay Oga.

Go and protest.

Our values in life are different.

You need brain surgery...
Politics / Re: Lagos Residents Hit The Streets To Protest As Hunger Strikes Hard Amid Lockdown by jonadaft: 9:14am On Apr 02, 2020
Chicagoesontop:
Naija things dey always different, i see people killing themselves just to give the government a bad name, i haven't seen anybody that just died of hunger, if government no send you abeg send yourself .. Y'all know the kind of country we are in, if you like protest from now till next year, government no send you they no send you, if hunger catch you just find a way and feed yourself and stop dragging government inside your hunger because they didn't provide food for you before the lockdown, blame Corona not the government at this time !!
People just reason with their anus...

It's a shame.

Get well brah
Politics / Re: Lagos Residents Hit The Streets To Protest As Hunger Strikes Hard Amid Lockdown by jonadaft: 9:11am On Apr 02, 2020
CoronaVirusRelo:


Hello! If they choose not to die by hunger, then it's opened to them to die by Covid-19 virus.

It's an opened choice to all. But the threat is that the stupidity of an individual will manifest on hundreds. That's just the only pain.

Something must kill a man.
Shut up and use your brain.
Do you know that up till now, many civil servants have not received march salary?

Sit at home to eat what?
Which money will dey use to stock food in the house?
Autos / Re: Foreign Used Toyota Corolla 2007 With Duty 1.76million by jonadaft: 4:44am On Apr 02, 2020
Grilovictor5:
So this is 2007 to you? And is foreign used. May God help us in this country.
Lol

Don't mind the mumu...
Health / Re: Woman Jumps Into Osun River Over Hunger Caused By Lockdown by jonadaft: 4:39pm On Apr 01, 2020
madridguy:
Instead of giving the hungry woman food, the useless people still ask her to sit on the floor while they're busy taking her photo.

Our useless and wicked leaders are saying sit at home, stay at home without providing any relief material. You people copied the whites order of sitting at home without providing for we the citizens what their leaders provided for them. Just yesterday here, someone updated us about 350 Euros stay at home bonus from the good government of Republic of Ireland.

You asked us to sit home with nothing to eat.

You people continue to fool yourself with audio donations you're making. What's the essence of the money when hunger is killing your people.

Bunch of dry heads. Mtchew
It will never be well with them.

I pray that this Corona virus wash most them away into hell.

Imagine a government that has not even paid march salary?

Very forsaken country

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Health / Re: Woman Jumps Into Osun River Over Hunger Caused By Lockdown by jonadaft: 4:36pm On Apr 01, 2020
qualityovenbake:
Hunger bad O.
That guy with the moniker is even dead....
Rip to him
Family / Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: Side Chicks & Side Guys, How Have You Been Coping? by jonadaft: 2:19pm On Apr 01, 2020
embarassed
Family / Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: Side Chicks & Side Guys, How Have You Been Coping? by jonadaft: 2:19pm On Apr 01, 2020
grin
Health / Re: Coronavirus: 381 Die In UK In 24 Hours by jonadaft: 12:25pm On Apr 01, 2020
AbdulHakeem44:

It definitely had to be. Take a look at our diets, we eat better and more natural foods than them. I strongly believe that if it were the era of our forefathers who eats everything natural (none in their food processed through lab or factory and no fertilizer), even if they have this coronavirus, they won't treat it and it will leave by itself cos their immune system is a top notch. Today we eat lot of junks in the name of civilization and balance diet.
Lol

See ignorance...


You ear better than them indeed grin

When your daily food contains about 70 per cent carbohydrates
Health / Re: Coronavirus: 381 Die In UK In 24 Hours by jonadaft: 12:23pm On Apr 01, 2020
Iyiataata92:
Science has beem overwhelmed. God is the last option standing.
Let's go back to him
Will you shut up!

Na God release virus from lab?
Politics / Re: CCECC Celebrates Completion Of Track Laying On Lagos-Ibadan Rail Line by jonadaft: 7:03am On Apr 01, 2020
iberrylee:
No OSU yiboe monkey will be allowed to enter the train when it finally starts working.

They should call Goodluck Jonathan or Atiku to build one for them grin grin
Chai
You don finish OSUS grin

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Programming / Re: Withdraw From Paypal, Straight To Your Nigeria Bank Account by jonadaft: 2:01am On Apr 01, 2020
chim14:
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https:///+2348050447507
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Family / Re: My Brother Is Sleeping With Our Cousin by jonadaft: 1:54am On Apr 01, 2020
excanny:


A lot of people don't sleep with their cousins, only insane people do.

Don't make incest look Ok.


Inbreeding results to low quality offsprings, in the Muslim world where this is practiced, they have the lowest IQ and close to stupid reasoning individuals. Read ur Biology textbook, Genetics.
Dear moròn, incest is a sin in Islam. I bet you have your own definition of it.

Please always use your brain before typing in a public forum.

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Family / Re: My Brother Is Sleeping With Our Cousin by jonadaft: 1:50am On Apr 01, 2020
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Erediauwa:
Did you come to work or you are there to report your brother and "Cosine" sister to your mom?


Why don't you face what brought you there?


Akpan, becareful, nah Express you dey go.
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Very senseless comment.

That's the reason why this has country remained like this... Because of people like you.

When any of your cousin start fûcking your sister, PLEASE JUST KEEP QUIET.
EWÚRẸ

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Politics / Re: El-Zakzaky: Shiite Members Protest In Abuja Despite Lockdown, Rock Face Masks by jonadaft: 1:45am On Apr 01, 2020
Gandollaar:
Jonah you are really daft.
You must be mistaken for your mother...
Politics / Re: El-Zakzaky: Shiite Members Protest In Abuja Despite Lockdown, Rock Face Masks by jonadaft: 8:33pm On Mar 31, 2020
Gandollaar:
Guy let's be sincere, I'm a mooslim, but we shittes are far better than the Sunni sect. We all know these things but we pretend.

Khaldrogo nor be so?
E still better pass your gay bishops and pedophilic pastors nau

Culture / Re: Oluwo Akanbi: Infect Me With Coronavirus & Leave The Rest Of The World Out Of It by jonadaft: 8:25pm On Mar 31, 2020
okomile:
Guy, get lost!!!!

Attention seeker

Waka pass pls
No manners

No home training...
Education / Re: Do You Like The Course You Studied In University Or Polytechnic? by jonadaft: 8:20pm On Mar 31, 2020
sunshineV:


Because u no go school
Lol
U don finish dis noticeme boy grin crobo robo grin
Politics / Re: El-Zakzaky: Shiite Members Protest In Abuja Despite Lockdown, Rock Face Masks by jonadaft: 8:13pm On Mar 31, 2020
Nebuchadnezar:
at least they're better than their sunni counterpart burning police stations and terrorising

they're maintaining social distancing and with protective equipments
STFU!
what do you know about Islam.

You better face your donation

Ndi ara

Politics / Re: Governor Makinde Mocking Coronavirus At PDP Rally Before Testing Positive (Video by jonadaft: 11:45am On Mar 31, 2020
MrPRevailer:


But when mark of the beast comes, you will worship him and take his mark because you want to survive and don't want to suffer.

And then you'll suffer God's judgement for taking the mark and in eternity.

Shortly, the One World Government will be erected. The Man of sin will bring the solution to global chaos, famine, economic recessions.
Ọdẹ
You must have stopped taking your prescription...
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: FG Starts Immediate Cash Transfer To Poorest Households - Farouk by jonadaft: 9:13am On Mar 31, 2020
toluzealous:
Who are those poorest ooo.... Fools
And the bastard fg has not even paid salary...


Senseless government.

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