₦airaland Forum

Beckysexy:
Him: I'm so Sorry babe, I'm currently broke and I don't have up to 50K right now, can you manage 30K ? I promise I'll make it up to you soon.

PrimeWatermark:
"My friend is getting married and all our friends have bought Aso Ebi except me. I told them to leave me alone that I don't have money."

Maryliola:
Hey guys

I’m making this post because I don’t want to be judged and I can’t turn my on people in my real life because they may not understand. Well I’ve been married for 2 plus years I’m 27 with a son. I’m going to get personal so embrace yourself.

Myself and my husband have a good relationship, almost too good because I literally see him like my brother. This is to the point where our romantic/lover side of our relationship is kinda dead. I see him naked, it’s like looking at my brother naked. I don’t feel turned on, or excited. We talk and gist like friends, but romantically things are flat. Our sex life is mediocre I guess. He doesn’t do oralll sexxx and he ejaculates very fast. I’m talking 10 seconds, and it’s every single time despite taking different preventative measures. I know that I’m extremely clean as I’m very observant of myself and he also tells me all the time. Yet orall sexxx is disgusting to him and “dehumanising”. There’s no passion when we kiss, its forced most times.


Lately I’ve been finding myself fantasising about being touched by a man , almost every night . A man that will give me orall sexx a man that will turn me on and blow me away. I don’t want to be judged here, but this is genuinely how I’ve been feeling. I don’t want to put pressure on my husband as he has other things to worry about.
A man that will kiss me in all the right places and make me feel like a woman. Sometimes I believe I’m being delusional, or unrealistic. I’m trying to get rid of these thoughts, but I really don’t know how. I have never cheated on my husband and I don’t think I have the guts to do it. I really just want to know how married people cope when that spark is gone. When you begin to look at your spouse like a brother or sister, and romantically the vibes are not there.

Let me also say that I’ve addressed this to him many times, but he stands he’s not willing to compromise.

Help!

Mods, I need this on front page as I need help for people to see this.

DeMekus:
Abdul MumuDeen, so Punch no longer delivers right information? Mooslim is the only religion on earth that promotes terrorism and approves genocide as a faster way to spread. We all know the story of prafet Mohammed.

gentiles:
I know it will be the wasterners, anything Yoruba muslim touches becomes dust. Useless pipu

Adaogwashi1:
Nice one sir






I still remain Ada ogwashi

comshots:
She doesn't pick his calls.
She doesn't reply his text.
She barely replay with k or emojis.
She shout at him on the phone.
She turns his date down.

Benzgang:
Start asking her about her friend and put more interest towards the said friend,while acting like you don't care no more about her.
She'll start to wonder what the friend has that she lacks and will want to come closer to find out.
There and then my friend,you've got the chicken at your disposal.
They always lose their minds when you do this.
I call my ex all the time to ask after her friend whenever I'm bored and feel like making someone angry

Iyiataata92:
Meaning?

NextD18:
Shot in IBADAN?

Nna eh! Why do those people hate IGBOs this bad?

Imagine shooting an innocent Igbo guy like that.

Ndi ofe mmanua gbakwara ajor wicked oo!
Nya, fa choro igbusisi ndi Igbo niile no na obodo fa?

Anya ukwu adirokwa mma oo!

DCmonster:
Lmao! I can't imagine myself boarding a plane during this Corona season to come and dwell among afonja mooslims and zombies. I will rather die here than in a shithole.

iluvdonjazzy:
It's should be ANTI-CORONA and ANTI-CONVID.

Hopebringer:


Listen here you toe eyed carbage, not everything is a joke. You weren't born into this world so your fat arse can choke out low level jokes at people. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your face me I face you room at 3am in horrific Pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of garri and groundnut, you absolute gormless minger!

inoki247:
No dey du skin to skin u no go hear... Anytime you're feeling the itch just apply Ata Rodo and grinded Pepper u will b alright las las..

horlarlorwor:
Apology to say these.

Nigeria, are you truly treating COVID-19 or you guys are Malaria?

News from affected countries have not treated any of their patient successfully. Is either they died or under critical condition.
Most affected countries still claims of NO VACCINE. How come Nigeria covid 19 patients who were positive were negative again under 7 days. Its seems something is not right.
Or will I say patient are diagnosed with 'positive' Malaria.

The likes of Abba Kyari, the real Carrier of the virus is yet to recover from it. Let these doctors treat Kyari same way other patient that tested negative after 7 days.

Please don't quote me wrong. I am not saying the virus is not in Nigeria but I think something is wrong somewhere.
If I may ask;
1) what VACCINE did our doctors use to treat the patient.
2) Let the government assist other affected countries with our doctors to show them the way out. Either by sending the doctors to their country or the drug they used to cure the virus.
3) Let the affected countries send in their doctors with 5 each patient to our country for treatment.

This will ascertain our doubting Thomas that the corona virus in Nigeria is truly defeated.

Duru9:
Do you know how to fix needle in machine?

DabuIIIT:
Artful dodger

sammyj:
This man lacks deep thinking or does this implies that all Oyo state residents are already infected or sick Because from a professional point of views and recommendations from WHO and CDC only medical personnel and sick people should be wearing face masks!!

DabuIIIT:
But how long will it take a (the last 4letters of your Monika) to learn,cos they be very many and are a burden to the nation...

Duru9:
Yes 1 thousand per day without government support and enabling environment
You think it's easy

If we want to progress as 1 Nigeria
The government really need to pay special attention to the the Eastern part of naija

Honeydenz:
Today makes it exactly 5 years one of my aunts said a very painful word to me which I can never forget.

She said and I quote "the rate at which you are going this girl, 5 years from now you would have become a mother of 4 kids, all borne out of wedlock"

Today I have been able to prove her wrong, doing my masters program now whereas two of her daughters are university dropouts, as a result of unwanted pregnancy.

Hmmmm... How time flies, share yours.

Pat4t5:
Presidential task force briefing on Covid-19
1. The first journalist asked his questions in English
2. the second journalist (Yoruba lady) asked her questions in Yoruba
3. The third journalist (Hausa guy) asked his questions in Hausa
4. The fourth journalist (Igbo lady) asked her questions in English (English she couldn't even speak correctly)
Short ugly Igbo lady ...
Others spoke in their local languages but this stupid semi-litrate lady did otherwise.
Shame on you.
She asked her questions in English as if she can speak better than the two others that spoke in Yoruba and Hausa.
Foolish lady

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majamajic:
In your dreams , can u afford Igbo girl this period ?

Am done with u bro , we don't get light back , might mention u when they take our light back .

majamajic:
Ok , let me get u a rope

Am coming