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Christianity EtcRe: Five Things You Never Knew About Jehovah's Witnesses. by jonadaft: 9:47am On Oct 29, 2017
chubbyswit:
jehova witness are guilty of all you mentioned above. Try harder next time
Shut up!
So Ur useless pastor isn't?
I'll delete this rubbish from fp tongue
Christianity EtcRe: German Parents Not Allowed To Name Their Child Lucifer by jonadaft: 9:39am On Oct 29, 2017
But they can name IT Jesus abi undecided
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Beats Carlos Takam To Retain Heavyweight Title by jonadaft: 9:36am On Oct 29, 2017
ENDTIMEgist:
I have problem with people who lack comprehension, even after adding "I may be Wrong?" you still find it important calling yourself olodo , it is sickening how you lots think.

after this you should try and enlighten me, not vetting your frustrations on me.
Shut up
You know this and you still typed the rubbish.

Is it a badluck you're wishing him or just being stupîd
EducationRe: Federal Polytechnic Oko Bans Beard, Afro Hair And Trousers, Students Reacts by jonadaft: 8:04am On Oct 29, 2017
selflessmaya:
how can an african country ban AFRO hair?? the black race has a long long way to go.
Shut up

What is the meaning of BLACK RACE?
No one is black or white..
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Beats Carlos Takam To Retain Heavyweight Title by jonadaft: 8:02am On Oct 29, 2017
ENDTIMEgist:
The Thing about boxing is that AJ would still be defeated in the future for some to claim the title.. or am I wrong?
Olodo
So many boxers retired undefeated.
Car TalkRe: Do I Need To Pay Custom Duty If I Buy Innoson Car? by jonadaft: 7:56am On Oct 29, 2017
In naija, anything is possible
HealthRe: Eight Habits That Fuel Impotence by jonadaft: 6:51pm On Oct 28, 2017
11)


Giving head


I usually tell my niggiez, NO GIRL IN THIS WORLD IS WORTH GIVING HEAD TO. You fools will only be sucking and swallowing other guy's sperm and other pathogens.


Rule nö 12,

NEVER GIVE A GIRL A HEAD!
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Young Nigerian Couple by jonadaft: 4:06pm On Oct 28, 2017
Young boy
Old woman
CrimeRe: How A Burglar Slept With Family Before Robbing Them by jonadaft: 3:55pm On Oct 28, 2017
Slept with or raped?

Mumu op
RomanceRe: Guy Narrates His Girlfriend Of 7 Years Got Married While They Were Still Dating by jonadaft: 9:40am On Oct 28, 2017
delishpot:
Are you a virgin? Have you preserved your sexual energy for the woman you are praying God to preserve for you? That same God said you can't sow corn and reap cassava. So if you have no respect or regard for your sexual purity, stop disturbing God to give you a pure woman. If you have been keeping yours, then I will join you in prayers.

As for that your prayer, if someone prays it for ya daughter, would you say Amen to it? grin grin
That's not true....
My mother fuckēr cousin that has fücked over ten girls that I know married a 24 years old virgin last year. They have a son now ....
RomanceRe: Guy Narrates His Girlfriend Of 7 Years Got Married While They Were Still Dating by jonadaft: 9:37am On Oct 28, 2017
RETIREDMUMU:
shocked


chai!! for whole 7 years of knackin dis babe, suckin her boob, na one unlucky fella she fall into embarassed embarassed embarassed, and d guy be like, chai see 'fresh babe'


God where my future wife dey preserve her for me from nackin undecided

damage her sexual urge undecided

give her spiritual old face from men's attraction lipsrsealed

block men's love toward her

(amen) embarassed embarassed
She's right beside me in ma bedroom kiss
CrimeRe: Photos Of Kidnapper Evans Smiling In Handcuffs As He Arrives Court Today(pics) by jonadaft: 11:31pm On Oct 27, 2017
kagari:
What on earth would make that guy on pink sleep this early
All fücks all night
RomanceRe: Man Cries For Help As Two Women In Bikini Twerk On Him Inside A Pool by jonadaft: 11:23pm On Oct 27, 2017
Explorerx:
black people only care about sex, 30iq niggers
Dear morõn,
Please define a "black person"
Is there a "white or Black" person?
CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo Blasts Daddy Freeze: "Stop Your Demonic Teachings" by jonadaft: 2:42pm On Oct 27, 2017
Adebowalay:
don't ever call me that ever again.. Dauda
Lol
Oponu Mr. Ambali
Come and beat me, am in my house cheesy
SportsRe: ISIS Threatens Nigeria VS Argentina Friendly Match by jonadaft: 12:33pm On Oct 27, 2017
I go call Boko boys for dem



Nonsense!
CelebritiesRe: ''I Tithe, Come And Beat Me'' - Anita Joseph Shades Daddy Freeze by jonadaft: 7:24pm On Oct 26, 2017
chriskosherbal:
As for me I tithe and it works for me ..

[s]Cos it is what you believe that works for you.[/s]
Stupîd clause...
CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo Blasts Daddy Freeze: "Stop Your Demonic Teachings" by jonadaft: 10:45am On Oct 26, 2017
Adebowalay:
grow up muniru..groww
oponu ambali
RomanceRe: Guy Rejects Girl Who Rejected Him After First Date: She Over Reacts (pics) by jonadaft: 8:35am On Oct 26, 2017
IneedSugarMumy1:
Na the girl still win again, tiny dick and 55k salary




Make I go faint for jubrin head
You mumu die
Guys like you always get cheated upon by worthless girls...

55k salary shocked Do the math. How much does an average American worker earn?

Secondly, you think it's funny when she said tiny dick! Like seriously? On a first date?
How she take don see him dick?

The girl is obviously the loser. She seem pained he gave her back the dose. She's definitely a runs girl...
Guy swerve abeg
RomanceRe: Lady Begs Her Ex Who Wants To Leak Her Nudes For Cheating With 2 Of His Friends by jonadaft: 10:25pm On Oct 25, 2017
Whorēs everywhere...


The way things are going ehn, I don't think I can ever marry again....


Na baby mama things go fit work.

I'm yet to see a girl that worths me.
Car TalkRe: The 2017 Mazda Vision Car Is The Most Beautiful Sedan You've Ever Seen (photos) by jonadaft: 10:21pm On Oct 25, 2017
biacan:
use your glasses next time before you quote me
All this biacan girls sef

Attention seeking runs girls...
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Hit Me With A Sudden News by jonadaft: 10:18pm On Oct 25, 2017
Philosophia:
Hello Romancelanders,

Please help me! I have a very serious issue on my hands. I opened this account because of this, for advice from you. It's actually a long story, but I will try to keep it short.

I have been in a relationship with my gf for 3yrs+ now. We had both not been ready for marriage at the time. She said she had things that she wanted to achieve so she would give herself 5yrs. I felt the same way too but I was looking at my age to settle down as 29 or 30. She was almost 21 at the time, I was 24 at the time.

When I met her she was a shaken, frightened, stubborn and love-starved young lady. Her parents were trying to force into marriage with a "family friend's" son whom she did not like plus she was not ready to settle down at the time. Her father is a retired military man and would use extreme measures like locking her up in a room for days. Anyways, I supported her in everyway I could at the time even at a time meeting the so-called "family friend's" son. I did not intend to get into a relationship at the time but certain things happened and I began to fall in love with her plus she needed love and care so badly. She is a very smart, motivated and beautiful young lady.

We got into a relationship and with time, the pressure as regards marrying the guy died or so I thought. From then till now, we have both been striving hard to make things get better. She was trying to run a business while I was working at a small magazine company. Unfortunately I admit, even though I was not earning much at the magazine, I was careless with my finances. I would spend on her, us and on a couple of mundane things but the bulk was on her and us.

Well, the financial crunch hit and I lost my job being owed several months in back-salary. I had very little savings. Things were not going too well with her in her business either. And so what little savings I had plus borrowed money from my parents joined with her own funds(including borrowed money), we started a business. We have been almost a year into the business now. Things are so dull. She hardly comes to the office anymore. I manage to go with little funds raised from teaching at minor places plus my parents support. We have been trying a "new" field though which seems a bit positive.

You have the back story now. Here is the problem.

Of recent, her body language and speech + whatsapp chat seemed to be dodgy, non-committal and atimes even coated with disdain. I knew something was wrong. I had wanted to talk to her and she said she wanted to discuss something with me as well, but she had basically refused to show-up when I call her out. Well, I was not so much a fan of going to her house because of chances of meeting her mum plus her several siblings But I braved it and showed up at her house on Sunday. I asked her what the matter was.

She told me of how her family was pressuring her and almost everyone she met was telling her to try and settle down. She said how she knows that I am not ready to settle down anytime soon. She said she had been praying about it and she has received an answer that she should settle down and that she do so before this time next year. She wants to get married before her birthday. People, she said several things and I said several things and I walked out angrily and dazed but I just gave the highlight of the issue. I could not wrap my head properly around it for a while but later I calmed down and I asked her a few questions.

It seems her mind is made up on marriage. She says she would prefer if it was me because she loves me, but if not, it is the will of God. She said some other things. I am just dazed and I don't know how to take it or how to act or what to do.

My life is not where I want it to be. I don't have the resources to turn things around right now. I am in a quagmire. Please Help!
Fück you
CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo Blasts Daddy Freeze: "Stop Your Demonic Teachings" by jonadaft:
Timi is a morōn . He should go to hell.


Freeze is doing right criticism. Most pastors we have nowadays are pure evil and greedy ritualist business men.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor David Ibiyeomie Gets A Car As 55th Birthday Gift (Photos) by jonadaft: 4:47pm On Oct 25, 2017
biacan:
Any man wey go marry me must give me this car as a wedding gift
As ya Papa give ya mama
RomanceRe: Decent Pre-wedding Shoots In 4 Different Dresses by jonadaft: 12:57am On Oct 25, 2017
iamJ:
ok let me preach the gospel according to jude


Forget all the plenty talk that guys talk


The only reason why most youths are not married is money, if you share 1mill round nigeria today, 70% of the youths will be married by december

[s]After making money the next thing on a mans mind is to settle down, its like clockwork [/s]

Unless he is senseless then he thinks abt other things

God is there but even you that is calling God u want him to give your man success because u know once he is successful, marriage will come


Hope i made sense? Bless you
You're so fuckīng wrong.
Prove

See all the as artist we have in Nigeria for example
Don jazzy
Linda ikeji flavour etc, how many are married?
Car TalkRe: Jubilation As Cars Drive To 4 Riverine Communities In Bayelsa For The First Time by jonadaft: 12:53am On Oct 25, 2017
HungerBAD:
God bless this Governor.

Even if the State is a PDP State, good things should be commended by people with good hearts.

One step at a time and Bayelsa will get there.
Mediocres... Shameless people..
A tiny state like one of Lagos LGA yet gets allocation more than Lagos but has very little to show for it.
RomanceRe: What Does It Take To Win Your Heart ? by jonadaft: 11:27pm On Oct 24, 2017
sisisioge:
Hmmm....I know I kinda ask for too much wink

1. Be super intelligent. This lights me up like a bulb.
2. Have a substantially healthy laugh. Be huge on humour.
3. Be a respecter of God and mankind.
4. Be well spoken and educated.
5. Oh, the shoulders. Can we have some broad shoulders please? Don't go and fall under my weight. I'm a cuddle cat.
6. Sexiness...kiss me like your lips are on rails babes!
7. And be a peaceful good person. Lobatan
Kiss?
With your incurable halitosis undecided
RomanceRe: What Does It Take To Win Your Heart ? by jonadaft: 11:14pm On Oct 24, 2017
LordKO:
Once I fancy a lady and observed that she fancy's me too (or vice versa) then, it will just take ingenious, selfless, ingenuous, unselfish, conscientious, libertarian, contented, altruistic, gritty and spiritual but not religious attributes from her to win my heart. And of course, I am a proponent and practitioner of reciprocity.
See why they refused to employ you...

CrimeRe: President Of Nigerian Student Union In India Racially Attacked And Arrested by jonadaft:
danieljoel759:
The President Of The Nigerian Students Union In India, Preye
Has Just Been Racially Attacked And Beaten Mercilessly By 3
Indian Men All Because He Is Black And From Nigeria, The
Most Shocking Part Is Indian Police Have Now Detained Him
And Allowed The 3 Men Go Scot-free Claiming He Was The
One At Fault...

see video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3otRY22EIc
This is one stupîd statement I detest with passion.
Nobody is black and nobody is white ( forget the white supremacy fuckery)
Unless of course you people are Braindead and or colourblind
RomanceRe: The Reason You Should Remain A Virgin Until Marriage. by jonadaft: 4:40pm On Oct 24, 2017
highchief1:
na dull girl no mind her let her keep widening her hole na d type guy men like us no dey visit twice
MizzAJ don suffer grin
RomanceRe: The Reason You Should Remain A Virgin Until Marriage. by jonadaft: 4:23pm On Oct 24, 2017
MhizzAJ:
TRUE

But men really don't appreciate virgins these days na
Who dey deceive this one grin

Scope wey dem use disvirgin u grin lol!
That guy Na badh guy grin

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