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CareerRe: Are You Practicing The Course You Studied In School? by Jonah507(m): 8:22am On Sep 22, 2017
Someone please teach me how to create a thread on dis platform. Help a fellow nairalander.
WebmastersRe: 5 Interesting Ways To Create A Website For Free by Jonah507(m): 8:15am On Sep 22, 2017
How can I create a thread like this? Someone please help me.
RomanceRe: Kenyan Lady Gets Pistol From Her Father As Gift, Warns Nigerian Guys. Photos by Jonah507(m): 5:07pm On Sep 21, 2017
Another attention seeker on the loose. From all indications you're proud being in Nigeria.
FamilyRe: Man Marries Woman Impregnated By Her Lover by Jonah507(m): 6:42pm On Sep 14, 2017
Hmmmm
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Is Running An Illegal Govt - Lauretta Onochie Defends Python Dance by Jonah507(m): 9:49am On Sep 14, 2017
This miscreant called Kanu has to spend d rest of his days behind the bars
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Juliet Ibrahim And Iceberg Slim, Her Boyfriend by Jonah507(m): 9:46am On Sep 14, 2017
Both are baby mama and baby papa.
InvestmentRe: MMM: 44-year-old Woman Dragged To Court Over N50,000 Fraud by Jonah507(m): 10:07am On Sep 12, 2017
❓ Why ❓
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 9th September 2017 by Jonah507(m): 4:27pm On Sep 09, 2017
Bluez on point.
CrimeRe: Bet Naija Agent Arranges His Own Kidnap To Obtain Money From His Wife. Photo by Jonah507(m): 4:16pm On Sep 09, 2017
It could be that the wife hardly part ways with money. Wanders will one day end.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Super Tucaco Jets, To Get Laser Guided Bombs And Rockets. by Jonah507(m): 6:02pm On Sep 07, 2017
If only we can give the deserved attention to vocational/technical education, we can do these all by ourselves and stop the huge capital flight from our dear Nigeria
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde's Daughter Gives Her A "Facial Mask" (Photos) by Jonah507(m): 5:49pm On Sep 06, 2017
Nice one
CrimeRe: South African Police Kill Clement Ofoma, A Nigerian by Jonah507(m): 5:37pm On Sep 06, 2017
pauljumbo:
Those companies are own by Dutch citizens who are based in south Africa.

The best way to fight south Africa is for us to make our country more attractive so Nigeria will not travel to those xenophobic countries just for survival.
You said it all. Thanks a lot. Let's get our home work done. Daz all we need. Those companies ideally do not belong to the real South Africans.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And J Cole Pictured Together by Jonah507(m): 6:37pm On Sep 04, 2017
Wanice:
Make una hear my new track o. Guys am the latest Nairaland Artist. You guys should download my track in anticipation of my forthcoming Ep. #Nairaland Support your own. Thanks. http://briskmusic.com/music-wanice-ft-jezzay-tonightprod-jayrush/
You ain't got an album yet, why talk about an EP? EP is released after an album. Wishing you all the very best my brother.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: "Buhari Is Not In Nigeria, Man From Sudan Impersonating Him" by Jonah507(m): 9:08am On Sep 04, 2017
Tolexander:
Finally, Nnamdi Kanu don enter market with the madness he got in Kuje prison.
Don't mind dat insane gay... He's only seeking attention. He did everything to gain PMB's attention but all to no avail and finally he resorted to this....
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan's Reaction To Nigeria-Cameroon Match by Jonah507(m): 1:48pm On Sep 02, 2017
omenkaLives:
Let me wait and see how his lnconsolable Wailing Piglets react to this "Unity Begging" post of his. cheesy

Shehu Sani, their bae just a little over two days ago, incured their wrath yesterday and they are still cursing him and his entire lineage to this moment.

Reno O'mockery, a familiar bae of theirs until last night made a similar statement to this and they are wailing uncontrollably and cursing him on another thread.

I have no idea how they'd fix GEJ, their Ineffectual Moronic hero, but it sure would be real comedy to read. cheesy
I blame hunger for your statement... Get some garri so you can start thinking with part time your body.... I really feel for you.
PropertiesRe: Cost Of Constructing A Mini Swimming Pool by Jonah507(m): 12:18pm On Sep 02, 2017
Kizyte:
Good morning Property-Landers, please I need the cost of constructing and maintaining a mini swimming pool in a 100/50 ft land.

I'm a lover of swimming pool and I'm surprised to know that 98% of Nigerian residential houses are without swimming pool even when the resources seem to be there.

Please mods move to front page for wider advices.
It all to a greater extent depends on your location... Check out my signature �
PropertiesRe: Cost Of Constructing A Mini Swimming Pool by Jonah507(m): 12:15pm On Sep 02, 2017
DeutschJunge:
Ahh.. 1mil kini? No wonder pools no dey to much for Nigerian houses.. on top of that you will need to maintain it regularly.. the maintenance alone trump that 1 mil..
some things no just worth am as someone who hustles for his money... but if you be politician or someone in gov that gets free money then by all means..
lol...
CelebritiesRe: Mitchell Mimi Ozakpolor: "My Boobs Caused An Accident In Lagos" by Jonah507(m): 9:46am On Sep 02, 2017
KendrickAyomide:
I pity the next generation
you can as well extend your pity To this current generation.
PoliticsRe: Arewa Youths Call For Kanu's Arrest, Suspension Of Senators Who Stood For Him by Jonah507(m): 10:49am On Aug 25, 2017
kp3tech:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/08/arewa-youths-suspend-notice-quit-accuse-ipob-amassing-weapons/
The Igbo wanted to go, the Arewa youth wanted to make their journey faster for them now the igbos are begging for unity having seen that they can't go, they resorted to all kinds of underground meetings with the arewa to appease them. Now it should be apparently clear that the Igbos need the north more than they had ever imagined
Christianity EtcRe: Shepherd Bushiri Acquires A New $12m Mansion (Photos) by Jonah507(m): 6:32am On Aug 13, 2017
sar33:
According to a report shared by Zimbabwe Today,popular Zimbabwean pastor Prophet Shepherd Bushiri has acquired a new US$12 million  mansion.The mansion got people talking.Below is what Zimbabwe Today shared and the reactions that followed it...

'Prophet Shepherd Bushiri at his newly acquired US$12 million  mansion and fleet of luxury cars relaxing with the family.

Do you believe in giving church tithes are they are a  fraud to benefit the church pastors'.

What do you think?



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/08/popular-zimbabwean-pastor-prophet.html?m=1 Point of correction, Bushiri( aka Major one) is not a Zimbabwean pastor but a South African pastor. He's the engine behind Prophetic chanel which frequently have collaboration service with Prophet Fufeyin Omotosho of Grace land ministry in portharcourt here in Nigeria
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Released List Of Candidates For Batch 27 Aptitude Test (photos) by Jonah507(m): 2:08pm On Aug 09, 2017
arthenas:
please can someone help me with his or her print out Parent/Guardian Consent Form and Local Government Attestation Form or direct me on how to print mine,cos i saved my on my system but i cant find it any more...please am seriously loosing my mind.
Any Cafe around you will do dat for you sir
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Released List Of Candidates For Batch 27 Aptitude Test (photos) by Jonah507(m): 2:06pm On Aug 09, 2017
Esquire0:
Ephraim Reuben Peter... Nnbts onne port Harcourt river state...
NNR27/2017/AKW/552/0018405

Somebody help me search
.maybe its because I'm scared...please help
I just checked for you but it seems you were not shortlisted. Did you get any text from them?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Released List Of Candidates For Batch 27 Aptitude Test (photos) by Jonah507(m): 2:04pm On Aug 09, 2017
arthenas:
please can someone help me with his or her print out Parent/Guardian Consent Form and Local Government Attestation Form or direct me on how to print mine,cos i saved my on my system but i cant find it any more...please am seriously loosing my mind.
Are we to go with it?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Released List Of Candidates For Batch 27 Aptitude Test (photos) by Jonah507(m): 1:17pm On Aug 09, 2017
I got a text from Nigerian Navy that I have successfully been shortlisted for the Aptitude Test but my name is not on the list which I downloaded from the recruitment site yesterday. Any suggestions?
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Says DNA Result Linking Igbos To Jews Is Positive (Video) by Jonah507(m): 6:33pm On Aug 07, 2017
kikake:
Igbo is the shinning light of Nigeria anywhere in the world, perhaps except in Mecca.

Are you APC that turns lie to be truth? Insincerity is your backbone in wan Naijeriya. On paper, you want Igbo leave Nigeria, but inside you, you don't mean it.
Why all the crying over the Arewa youth altimatum if really you're not interested in being Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Says DNA Result Linking Igbos To Jews Is Positive (Video) by Jonah507(m): 6:29pm On Aug 07, 2017
EasternLeopard:
Nnamdi Kanu has confirmed the DNA result linking Igbos to Jews to be positive


See the video below



Mazi N Kanu rains fire & brimstone on d recent ki…:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKVPTYE_lgM
What's so special about being Jews when the real Jews do not in any way want to have anything to do with you!!!! Inferiority complex is a serious handicap. Learn to love who you really are and stop cooking up stories in the name of gaining attention.
PhonesRe: Finally! My Phantom 6 Plus Upgraded To Android 7.1.1 Nougat And HIOS 2.2 by Jonah507(m): 5:57pm On Aug 04, 2017
Riyikebaby:
Yaaaay! Finally, I'm glad to announce to you that I have successfully upgraded my Phantom 6 Plus to Android 7.1.1 Nougat and HiOS 2.2 with Android Security Batch of August 5 , 2017.


See pictures below
Did you loose your data( photos and videos) in the course of the upgrade? Response will be appreciated.
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Killed By Police In Calabar (Graphic Photos, Video) by Jonah507(m): 4:07pm On Aug 01, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


The police should stop extra judicial killings.
This is why they say Nigeria is a zoo.


These armed robbers were pushed to crime due to the hardship in the country..it is not their fault.


May their soul rest in perfect peace.
why haven't the hardship push you to do same? Stop supporting evil. Remember, if Nigeria is a zoo, only animals leave in zoo. I'm glad you are in Nigeria.
Christianity EtcRe: Is God Aware Of All The Evil Doings On This Earth? by Jonah507(m): 4:19pm On Jul 23, 2017
adepeter26:
Infact, he's the creator of evil.

God is demonic.

God is a monster

God love roasting humans

Read Isaiah 45:7
. Why do allow the devil to use you to such an extent? Well, be rest assured that God still love you.
Jokes EtcRe: Nairaland Whatsapp Group For Jokes, Confession And True Live Stories. by Jonah507(m): 6:48pm On Jul 18, 2017
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Jokes EtcRe: Wet Latest And Funny Jokes On Your Whatsapp, Drop Ur Numbers by Jonah507(m): 6:39pm On Jul 18, 2017
07066650047 Add me to the group
LiteratureRe: Na Man You Be by Jonah507(m): 10:10am On Jul 14, 2017
flow1759:
"Push the guy comot, him no get plenty money for him wallet!" Ola recalled those words.

His wallet was gone, but his phone wasn't.

"Take ur phone!" a voice.

A voice from heaven.

Immediately Ola's phone was taken from him by that guy and as he was about crossing over, he was ran over by a car and as eye witnesses heard Ola shouted "thief! Catch am!" they figured he was robbed by the guy.

Ola's phone was returned to him and he was helped out of the gutter. He was offered a ride and treatment on seeing he was bleeding yet he refused and acted like "actor no dey die for film"

Thank God he didn't die, becuase if he had died he wouldn't had lived up to celebrate his 30th birthday.

If he had died, we wouldn't have lived up to August that year when he won his first bet in Bet9ja.

Most impotantly if he had died Iya Funke his mother would have followed him to the grave so he would
provide the money she gave him to buy her herbal "Agbo" materials.
waiting for the next episode.... Still You flow indeed.

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