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Christianity EtcRe: What My Marriage To An Anglican Caused My Catholic Parents. by jonbellion(m): 4:58pm On Jul 08, 2017
ikechizoba:
I came from a staunch Catholic family, my dad is a knight, he has held many positions in various catholic association, right now he is down with partial stroke for the past nine years now.

In 2014, I got married to my Anglican husband with the full support from my parents,but my daddy's only sister, who lives in the village,was strongly against it,she fought our kinsmen when they secretly anchored our first for the fear of being reported to the church, threatening to report to the parish priest, saying that Catholics are not allowed to marry non Catholics in our village,she went ahead and reported l and my parents to the church.

Due to my dads condition, they couldn't go, so i went alone but was shocked at what the priest told me, he made me choose between the two churches, making it clear that if i wed in Anglican, that I have chosen darkness over light.

To cut the long story short, I successfully got married but my aunt made her own family and our kindred not to attend my traditional marriage, it was rather attended by the non Catholics, and also the church made my parents not to attend my white wedding, that if they attend, that they will not bury them when they die. But now, even without attending my white wedding, the church still insists that they will not bury my parents if they die since they allowed me to marry an Anglican, except if they openly apologize to the whole church.

My question is apologize for what? Please am not trying to paint catholic black, I was a devoted catholic even till now, but this?? pls NL, I need the address to the head of catholic church in Nigeria,I need answer to this please question
religion is a scam
It divides
You can imagine what christians think of other christians in different denominations but the same faith
Pity
cry
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Big Cobra That Has Been Eating My Grandma's Fowls by jonbellion(m): 4:52pm On Jul 08, 2017
Come why is this shit on fp Na
For every snake thread that is pushed to fp by lalasticlala there is a sensible thread in the shadow of the limelight
angry
PoliticsRe: Sex Scandal: Leave Senator Bukar Abba Alone - APC by jonbellion(m): 4:29pm On Jul 08, 2017
Fools
PoliticsRe: People's Houses Flooded In Lekki After This Morning Rain (Photos) by jonbellion(m): 4:27pm On Jul 08, 2017
When the sea levels rise due to global warming Lagos will be totally bleeped
Science/TechnologyRe: Whale Found In Ikuru Town's Beach, Rivers State (Photos) by jonbellion(m): 4:22pm On Jul 08, 2017
Imagine undecided
Whales are endangered species and should be reserved
It's unfortunate the average black man doesn't know what that word means
Christianity EtcRe: Calling All Atheists! I Need This Argument Destroyed. by jonbellion(m): 12:28pm On Jul 08, 2017
Horlufemi:
Do you understand the DNA at all?

Things to note

DNA corrects errors in the sequence.
Mutations are not even beneficial (think of it as a scratch on a DVD plate and expect a computer to read it without giving errors)
Every species had it's own set of instructions
huh
*sigh*
Christianity EtcRe: Calling All Atheists! I Need This Argument Destroyed. by jonbellion(m): 9:36am On Jul 08, 2017
Horlufemi:
It is just bullocks

The DNA is an evolution killer.

The genes for humans is just 20000. And from those 20000 genes some will code proteins and some are "construction codes" they like to call it junk but there are no such thing as junk DNA. 20000 genes will form a whole human? It's very awe inspiring.

Atheism is just another religion abeg
DNA is not an evolution killer.Mind you evolution deals with how life diversified not how it was formed. The problem I have with atheists is saying it came by blind chance. That's just plain re.tarded
Christianity EtcRe: Atheism Is A False Belief, Evil And Dogmatic . Why Is It Being Propagated ? by jonbellion(m): 9:24am On Jul 08, 2017
Una nor dey tire sha
PoliticsRe: Governor Aregbesola Asked People To Fast In Osun & Was Mocked by jonbellion(m): 10:13pm On Jul 07, 2017
Lmao
E pain am cheesy
Nigerians finally doing something right
FamilyRe: Obituary Of 193 Year Old Woman As Family Claims by jonbellion(m): 7:47pm On Jul 07, 2017
Na so!
CelebritiesRe: Wale Ojo: My Sex Scenes With Omotola Jalade- Ekeinde In "Alter Ego" Were Real by jonbellion(m): 3:27pm On Jul 07, 2017
Hmmm
Good to know I can Bleep omotola too tongue
PhonesRe: NTEL Nova; A Feature Phone With 4g/volte - Discussion Thread by jonbellion(m): 1:59pm On Jul 07, 2017
KingEbukasBlog come and see oo
PoliticsRe: Governors Describe EFCC Boss, Magu As Deputy Commissioner Of Police by jonbellion(m): 12:39pm On Jul 07, 2017
*sigh*

Christianity EtcRe: Have You Noticed A High Percentage Of Twin Birth This Year? by jonbellion(m): 9:07am On Jul 05, 2017
No hope for Nigeria again
A place of clueless and corrupt leaders and brainless citizens who live happily with the fact
See what a homosapien the most intelligent living thing on the planet writing is for bleeps sake huh
With all the problems in the country. Bad light, bad roads, poor education, poor police force, tribalism, nepotism, corruption, useless leaders,security challenges, fulani herdsmen, scammers, "ritualists", ipob wailers, jungle justice and a missing president the idiots will still come and add extreme stupidity and lack of common sense in the name of fucking foreign religions that have been outgrown in developed countries
angry
PoliticsRe: I Am Not Nigerian; I Am British- Chi Onwurah After Told Of Buhari's Aide Message by jonbellion(m): 7:08am On Jul 05, 2017
Kakamorufu:
am sure she dosent have. neither has she stepped on Nigeria soil.
she came to Awka Nigeria as an infant and had to run back to a civilized country when the civil war broke out
Would you blame her huh
Nigeria is a cesspit
CrimeRe: ''I'm No Badoo Gang Member'': Man In Vanguard Cover Photo Cries by jonbellion(m): 10:57am On Jul 04, 2017
YesNo:
you are in a bad dream. you will soon wake up one morning.

for now, keep running in your dream. keep running from [b]Badoo, Fulani Herdsmen, Kidnappers, BokoHaram, Child Molesters, Fake Pastors, Village people, Ritualists, Cultists, Fraudsters, Nigerian Police, Brutal Army, Lastma, VIO, One chance, Arewa Youth, Ipob, OPC, Robbers, Politicians.
[/b]
Keep running and dont let them kill you in this bad dream.
only in one country
*sigh*
PoliticsRe: Decreeing Boycott Of Arabic Is Equal To Boko Haram – Tolu Ogunlesi by jonbellion(m): 4:06am On Jul 04, 2017
Kathmandu:
Are you really okay? Mandarin has more speakers than Arabic.


Which kind of Neanderthal education do they imbibe in this muslim folks
Arabic is the 5th Chinese is the first. You don't have to insult it was a slight error
PoliticsRe: Decreeing Boycott Of Arabic Is Equal To Boko Haram – Tolu Ogunlesi by jonbellion(m): 4:01am On Jul 04, 2017
SaulRazor:
After misleading a lot of Nigerians to vote in Buhari this man is again trying to mislead young Nigerian Christians again by trying to sound politically correct....Make no mistake Arabic is more than just a language it's is a vehicle for the propagation of Islam , Arabic always comes with Islam as a hidden malware so please do not allow our christian children near it
ugh. Don't be daft
Arabic existed before Islam. Before Islam the arabs worshipped polytheistic gods and mind you there are arab christians and are bibles translated to Arabic. Don't makes your bigotry and hatred for other peoples beliefs make you a re tard. Ugh religion is a big problem I swear angry
CelebritiesRe: Wanlov The Kubolor: I Masturbate Twice Weekly So My Sperm Won’t Get Spoilt In Me by jonbellion(m): 7:21pm On Jul 03, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Na wa....


Hope he knows that sperm finishes.


Every man has 20litres of semen...if you use your own up early; na you sabi.
what nonsense is this undecided
huh
*sigh*
Stop misinforming people
You and the Ghanaian man I don't know who mumu pass
He said sperm can spoil. You said sperm can finish
Sperm is produced every fucking day until male menopause
PhonesRe: Guy Makes Android Phone/Ipad Pen Touch With Bread (Video) by jonbellion(m): 7:12pm On Jul 03, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
What's going on here abeg
I don't understand too oo undecided huh
RomanceRe: Kenyan Lady Mistakenly Sent Sex Chat To A Whatsapp Group by jonbellion(m): 5:00pm On Jul 03, 2017
Well this is awkward lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: How Would You Rate The Nigerian Power Sector This Year? by jonbellion(m): 12:27pm On Jul 03, 2017
dlondonbadboy:
Power supply is 10/10...There is light everywhere and anywhere.. we are so proud we voted Buhari. God bless fashola. He really meant it when he said 247power is not rocket science..

Jobs eerywhere....our graduates are now happy. Food everywhere. Salaries are paid on time..No more Bokoharam, everywhere is so peaceful..

Our leaders no longer fly abroad for medical treatments cos our hospitals are simply the best. Good roads everywhere. 2nd niger bridge completed and a 3rd niger bridge has started.

#SaiBaba
are you in a Nigeria from an alternate universe?
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Students Should Snub Arabic Classes - Adeboye, Oyedepo, Kumuyi, Others by jonbellion(m): 2:41am On Jul 03, 2017
Obiwiz:
This is the problem I have with most proponents of Islam in n They're mostly very coercive in the way they go about their stuffs. If you're not one of them, they go out of their way to inconvenience you.
christians do this more i don't see Muslims preaching about and disturbing the peace of other human beings
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Students Should Snub Arabic Classes - Adeboye, Oyedepo, Kumuyi, Others by jonbellion(m): 2:02am On Jul 03, 2017
PapaBrowne:
The thing tire me oh.

To understand the motive behind this new curriculum, simply ask yourself these questions:

How many French teachers are there in Nigeria for the over 30 million Nigerian students. The answer is zero.

How many Arabic teachers are there for the over 30 million Nigerian students. The answer is that in every mosque in Nigeria, the Imam is an Arabic scholar. Meaning there is more than enough Arabic teachers most of whom would be Imams.

Since either French or Arabic is compulsory and there are no French Teachers but numerous Arabic teachers, all Christian students would be left no choice but take Arabic classes from an Imam who will teach them lots of lessons about Mohammed and the religion of peace!
stupidest fucking comment I've read this week. And it's just Monday
Congratulations!
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Students Should Snub Arabic Classes - Adeboye, Oyedepo, Kumuyi, Others by jonbellion(m): 1:56am On Jul 03, 2017
Afam4eva:
Religious issues will always brew discord in a religiously volatile country such as Nigeria. I don't understand why we keep calling Nigeria a secular state but everything we do always revolves around religion.
are there people that call Nigeria a secular state shocked shocked
I laugh in pidgin English
Christianity EtcRe: German Tourist Gave Birth To Puppies In South Africa by jonbellion(m): 7:24pm On Jul 02, 2017
Nonsense
Scientifically impossible
This can turn the entire theory of evolution over it's head if true
But it's impossible
Just news gathered by one blogger to gain more traffic and views on his/her yeye website
*long pause*
............
KingEbukasBlog!!
Christianity EtcRe: WHEN Did God Create Hell? by jonbellion(m): 4:37pm On Jul 02, 2017
Hell was created after Lucifer rebelled
From this revelation heaven may not be so great after all. Why would there be rebellion in the first place think about it undecided
Christians be wise
In Christianity Evans the kidnapper can spend an eternity with a victim he killed so far as he mumbled a few words of apology on his deathbed. The victim is probably brainwashed completely cuz I don't see why any person would like the idea of staying with the psychotic homicidal sociopath that was the cause of your death
But in hell your memories would be intact
Christians
Be wise
Christianity EtcRe: WHEN Did God Create Hell? by jonbellion(m): 4:33pm On Jul 02, 2017
So jay z has diestic views
Hmmmmmm
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Left Christ Embassy Church by jonbellion(m): 3:49pm On Jul 02, 2017
TheLordIsGr8:
That is how Benny Hinn came out the other day to lie that "faithfulness to ones church" is what makes people get healed.

He said there was a study that showed that more people get healed in Catholic churches during communion service than in pentecostal churches. But then he twisted the whole thing and tells the "sheeple" that you must be faithful to your church.

Hear it for yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcS3yPUnkcQ
these people are really preying on the gullible and weak minded in the society shaaa
Foreign AffairsRe: Hundreds Line Up In LasVegas To Buy Marijuana After Legalization(Photos) by jonbellion(m): 3:27pm On Jul 02, 2017
Ibro2005:
Right to marry same sex..... to be mad..
to take gun.... to do anything bad... Na right go kill u one day Americans.
there is nothing wrong with marijuana
Christianity EtcRe: WHEN Did God Create Hell? by jonbellion(m): 11:54am On Jul 02, 2017
Yaweh has an insatiable craving for the smell of burning flesh
Don't question him
Since he is God it can't be classified as a mental disorder cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: What Happens After Death? by jonbellion(m): 11:20am On Jul 02, 2017
Nothing
Cuz your dead

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