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Christianity EtcRe: Why You Should masturbate by jonbellion(op): 10:22pm On Jun 29, 2017
mrmrmister:
Lmfao.
Even his sex-starved angels risked all the heavenly glory for pμssy.
loool
Christianity EtcRe: Today I Renounce Athiesm by jonbellion(op): 8:46pm On Jun 29, 2017
SirWere:
I believe you have come to the same conclusion I and I believe many other people both here and beyond have come to.

The arguments
The back and forth arguments are becoming a vicious cycle of the same old arguments ad nauseam.
Believer : God exists
You : Which God?
Believer : My God. He is the only true God. He created the universe.

You : What makes your God true and the others fake? And if God created the universe, Who created him??

watch, rinse, cycle repeat.

Except for the occasional arguments that actually Makes sense combined with the sheer nauseating stupidity and arrogance of theists, The arguments degenerate into a monster thread with 20 pages.


and the same shii repeats itself over and over in NL.


Even worse and more alarming is on facebook atheist pages where the only thing they do there is dish out insults to most questions regarding religion, although to be fair, most questions there are really stupid.

And this is not even touching the Nigerian situation o, where hordes of people passionately believe in the power of prayer and faith moving mountains and stuff.
Why?? Because they believe that's the only thing that works. And if we are being lenient, Who can fault them?? This system is shit anyways.

I believe that until we bridge the massive gap between our current predicament to a decent standard of living, this "battle" will merely be an online exercise. Same shii happened to the Ancient Greek Philosophers.
100%!
Scratch that
101%!!
Christianity EtcRe: Why You Should masturbate by jonbellion(op): 8:42pm On Jun 29, 2017
CoolUsername:
I doubt addressing it head-on (pun intended) would rub Christians the right way (pun intended). I do feel though, that a long and hard (I'm on fire today) lecture on the dangers of sexual repression may get a better response. I apologise if you feel like I gave your opinions the shaft (woo!). You came here (cheesy) with the right intentions but the execution isn't something I can stand firmly (*wink*) to support.
lmaooooo
You are insane grin
*rotfl*
Christianity EtcRe: Why You Should masturbate by jonbellion(op): 8:24pm On Jun 29, 2017
Christians make threads on tagging premarital sex and masturbation demonic and filthy and nobody bats an eye
Irreligious person posts a thread on why it's not a problem and everyone looses their mind! angry
Christianity EtcRe: Why You Should masturbate by jonbellion(op): 8:21pm On Jun 29, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
Religion Sectionhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??
isn't masturbatiom termed as a "sexual sin"
Christianity EtcRe: Why You Should masturbate by jonbellion(op): 8:21pm On Jun 29, 2017
CoolUsername:
Just this video that was popular a couple of years back where two na.ked girls sh!t in a cup and start eating it. In other words, art.
my lord
I just googled it
I must say I have been traumatised by the internet one to many times
Christianity EtcRe: Why You Should masturbate by jonbellion(op): 8:11pm On Jun 29, 2017
CoolUsername:
These niggas glamourizing jerking off like it's the 8th wonder of the world are cracking me up.

Like, jerk it to 2 girls, 1 cup if you want but do you really think people in this section want to know how much you like to play with your own Instruments?
what is 2 girls 1,cup?
Christianity EtcRe: Nathaniel Bassey Replies Critics Of Himself And #halleluyahchallenge by jonbellion(m): 7:44pm On Jun 29, 2017
Is this one persecution undecided
Let the guy just say the critics made a good point and be had nothing to say so he's feigning turning the other cheek
Christians and lack of common sense
Christianity EtcWhy You Should masturbate by jonbellion(op): 7:34pm On Jun 29, 2017
Masturbation. The M word. Strikes fear into the heart of the adherents of the abrahamic religions round the globe and still done secretly by many of them. C'mon man you want to tell me no normally sexually active human that went through puberty hasn't beat his meat or buffed her muff before. Lol you can lie all you want. We've all been there cheesy
I started masturbating when I was 13 about a decade ago and I was like wow! So this what drugs feel like. It was a good way to release sexual tension and it felt good so yeah what the heck \ smiley/. But like most things you have done in your childhood you outgrow and now I don't masturbate a lot anymore. I broke up with my girlfriend like 7 months ago and apart from a one night stand a few months ago I haven't been inside a pussy since January 2017 so jerking off is still something do from time to time wink. But hey what I'm trying to say is that it's perfectly normal. So far as you aren't putting a broomstick into your penis hole, turned your weiner into the shape of a boomerang, started to ejaculate hot air, made your clit totally numb or waste 10gb of mobile data on brazzerz. com you aren't doing anything wrong okay??. The only thing masturbatiom does is release sexual tension. It does not make you go blind, cause cancer, premature ejaculation( trust me it doesn't ), or make you start fucking spirit demons and all that bullshit they tell you in church. I wonder what the big deal with religion and what people do in their private lives, is it your masturbation undecided , is it your sex undecided. I wonder how two inexperienced people having sex would be. Like KingEbukasBlog marrying chick that practised chastity her whole life.Since he hasn't been in a pussy since the day he came out of one and he feels masturbatiom is sinful he'll blow his loss faster than Steve carrel in the movie "the 40 year old Virgin" cheesy
Lmao
Worst wedding night ever. I'm shuddering just thinking about it
Be free too be comfortable with your sexuality . That's like one of the few things in life that doesn't suck and not because some stone age mumbo jumbo tells you what to do with your life. Having sex and any sexual activity should be YOUR DECISION TO MAKE and not any holy book to decide for you. Masturbatiom only bad when it is done in excess(4-5 times a day in the last 8 days) and to the detriment of your social and sexual life like preferring to beat your meat to some Asian porn and not bother about having a social life or a girlfriend
Fap, Bleep and enjoy the shot at life you have man
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Genius Ravi Zacharias Humiliates Belligerent Atheist Lunatic by jonbellion(m): 6:47pm On Jun 29, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
I can't imagine how someone could be that slow and stupid yet has thousands of people who claim to be intelligent wiping his ass literally .
well to be fair he is an evolutionary biologist first and not a philosopher. I admit he's not got the brightest philosophical arguments on the block but give the man some credit man
Plus its not like he's drinking from the fountain of youth. He's not getting any younger lol
Christianity EtcRe: Endwatch Breaking News!! : Swedish Workers Implanted With Microchips by jonbellion(m): 4:26pm On Jun 29, 2017
dalaman:
Carry them go where na after their own Jesus lied to his disciples that he'll come during their life time. They should not embrace advance technology, they should be waiting for some dead Jew to come and take them to some imaginary heaven laced with streets of gold grin
lol don't mind them cheesy
Thank God not all humans have their mentality. If not everybody would be waiting for the Palestinian Jew and not bother about making the only life we know to exist the one we are living now better for ourselves and future generations
You have not finished living this life you are bothering about afterlife
Nawa sha
Christianity EtcRe: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by jonbellion(m): 4:15pm On Jun 29, 2017
analice107:
You won't know Logicboy. You came yesterday.
okay mom
Christianity EtcRe: Endwatch Breaking News!! : Swedish Workers Implanted With Microchips by jonbellion(m): 4:10pm On Jun 29, 2017
felixomor:
Mr Agnostic/Atheist
May God have mercy on your confused soul.
amen smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Today I Renounce Athiesm by jonbellion(op): 3:07pm On Jun 29, 2017
CoolUsername:
So, let me get this straight. Do you think that the probabilities of God existing and not existing are equal?
yeah you can say that smiley
Christianity EtcRe: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by jonbellion(m): 3:07pm On Jun 29, 2017
JackBizzle:
Did you know logicboy?


All those old school atheists owe their voice to logicbwoy.

Ishilove and sonoflucifer can confirm this.
logicboy?
Christianity EtcRe: Endwatch Breaking News!! : Swedish Workers Implanted With Microchips by jonbellion(m): 3:01pm On Jun 29, 2017
realmindz:
These paranoid low thinkers have come again...you people should just go for your rapture and let the world be.
they need to go abeg
KingEbukasBlog and his sidekick felixomor why is your lord stalling na. Let him come and carry you and your crew abeg
BusinessRe: Escoba Smith Flaunts His Lavish Mansion, Writes Interesting Note by jonbellion(m): 2:30pm On Jun 29, 2017
Lol
Christianity EtcRe: Today I Renounce Athiesm by jonbellion(op): 9:58am On Jun 29, 2017
malvisguy212:
I have had a personal relationship with God, I have encounter God, on many occasions, I have dreams and this dreams have come to past.

I dream, an atheist will renounced atheism, I told pleatt-on, maby it him, but I never told him it was a dream. here, today, you, an atheist renounced atheism.
but your religion is still bull. I'm still an unbeliever and to some people I am still an atheist
Christianity EtcRe: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by jonbellion(m): 9:35am On Jun 29, 2017
bennyann:
grin grin grin grin grin

Where have you been?

You don't need to open a thread about felixomor because all you've posted about him is more than a thread grin grin grin

You've not been active as before, have you?
lol na in mumu wey cause am na cheesy
No my love I've been quite busy recently
Christianity EtcRe: I No Longer Believe In God! by jonbellion(m): 9:33am On Jun 29, 2017
God is not only found on Christianity
You have simply seen the representation of God by the christian faith for the farce that it is smiley
Christianity EtcRe: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by jonbellion(m): 9:29am On Jun 29, 2017
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felixomor:
Eiya dull kid,
I feel fulfilled...
Virtually all atheists have now opened thread because of me........
And you just had to flow grin

Hehehehe, reminds me of Paul in the Bible.....
The Impact is real......
I opened thread because of you huh
Christianity EtcRe: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by jonbellion(m): 9:10am On Jun 29, 2017
felixomor:
Great minds discuss ideas

Idiots and fools discuss people......
undecided
lmaoo
E pain am!
E pain am die! cheesy cheesy cheesy

Christianity EtcRe: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by jonbellion(m): 9:09am On Jun 29, 2017
ftechclass:
1) Felixomor (aka BASKET or apẹ̀rẹ̀)
Blood of JESUS, if you meet this dude on NL, you will be amazed and have a rethink if God really created INTELLIGENT people to surface planet earth.
This guy n'a basket. Has a perforated brain.

Something so unique about him is that, he never gets tired of conversations. Always want to be the last commenter on a thread.

He can argue till Yahweh come.
Engagé Felix and you're automatically employed.

He always boast of been a doctor cheesy. I guess he's fantasising (imaging how it would have been if he finished from MED SCH). wake-up from your slumber bro, you're only dreaming
this one was too spot on!
Christianity EtcRe: Today I Renounce Athiesm by jonbellion(op): 8:50am On Jun 29, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
He's confused, I think. His head says 'no God' , his mind says 'could be'.
lol
No I just say it's improbable. Were can't know at the moment so it's pointless to be disnissive about the idea of God entirely. Note that I'm not talking about religous gods in any way
Those ones are still scam cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Today I Renounce Athiesm by jonbellion(op): 8:48am On Jun 29, 2017
ModusOperandi:
Isn't this contradictory. You're an atheist but you believe there might be God?
you watched Mary Poppins?
Christianity EtcRe: Today I Renounce Athiesm by jonbellion(op): 8:46am On Jun 29, 2017
malvisguy212:
I am very happy for you op, you don't need religion, what you need is a personal relationship with God.

God exist and Jesus has made Him known to us.
what makes you so sure of this?
Christianity EtcRe: Today I Renounce Athiesm by jonbellion(op): 8:43am On Jun 29, 2017
LightandDarkness:
True I don't think we do. I have come to realise debates about religious most of the time are pointless, sometimes you learn a lot, other times it's just a back and forth of usually the same ideas....Anyway, does this mean your belief in the existence of a god/creator is "stronger" now than previously? What brought about this change?
well I would just say I am an agnostic. we can't know if there is a creator or not at the moment. The cause of existence can't be know at the moment but it won't be wise to use irrefutable methodology and act like we know it all like religion and at the same time be completely dismissive about it like atheism
Two sides of the same coin
Christianity EtcRe: Today I Renounce Athiesm by jonbellion(op): 8:38am On Jun 29, 2017
Aaronsrod:
First step but you are still unsaved.

Repent and accept Jesus or fire awaits you in eternity!

Choose well.
you wont escape the muslim hell smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Today I Renounce Athiesm by jonbellion(op): 8:14pm On Jun 28, 2017
Zandha:
grin grin grin

To the Muslim, you're still an infidel

To the Christian, you're still a heathen

To the Jew, you remain a Goyim cheesy

On a serious note though, we're still in pretty much the same camp. As far as the Abrahamic deity goes, you remain an atheist. Agnostic atheism is still atheism. I respect your decision, anyways. When I opened the thread, I was expecting to read something else. That's quite a surprise, since this isn't a significant change.

There are few atheists who dismiss the possibility of a supreme being, though. The stand of most atheists is that there's no evidence. Or have you ever made this statement before, "Although I don't know, it certainly can't be a celestial being"?
well too me they remain unenlightened
But hey that's why variety is the spice of life cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Today I Renounce Athiesm by jonbellion(op): 8:13pm On Jun 28, 2017
lepasharon:
I thought you were agnostic anyway huh
lol
I am only agnostic
Christianity EtcRe: Today I Renounce Athiesm by jonbellion(op): 8:13pm On Jun 28, 2017
lepasharon:
I thought you were agnostic anyway huh
.
Christianity EtcRe: Today I Renounce Athiesm by jonbellion(op): 7:58pm On Jun 28, 2017
LightandDarkness:
Agnostic Atheism?
do we really need labels?
I am a human!

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