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mrmrmister:
The bible is a fairy tale bro

very badly written fairytale

Hmmm I guess the moral of this story is ummmmm
"always attribute your hard earned shit to me"
"when you were struggling and homeless I didn't give a Bleep"
"but when you got your ass up and worked hard to built yourself an empire you think you did this shit your self"
"you ungrateful motherfucker"

niyihawking:
you see my brother, all those testimonies are not limited to xtians alone, same thing happens to atheists, deists, agnostics, Buddhist, Satanists, Muslims, and people of other religions


so if you say God kept you since January to December because you believed and trust in him, then who kept the atheist( No God), agnostics ( can't say if there is god or not), deist( god does not intervene), satanist and others who does not believe in god?.

It high time we all unfolded the humanistic garment in us, and start caring for one another instead of been selfish, claiming that a god has broken the laws of quantum mechanics (lol) because of a single petitioner



by the way, most brilliant scientist are deist, like Albert Einstein and others( carefully observe the statements they've made), they are humble by not ruling out the existence if a higher reasoning power.

excacrlu
It is very illogical to rule out a creator completely
But the creators mankind made for themselves is extremely questionable

Ranchhoddas:
You all are yet to reply. How did you arrive at your deist position?

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Jonbellion

lol I'm not a diest
I don't see the point personally

Anas09:
Why will i wish you a Merry Christmas? You are an atheist. Wait for April first. The Fools Day and i shall wish you Happy Fools Days.

smh

Anas09:
If you know how hard i laughed @Come, why you mumu like this na?.

Don't worry about my mumuism, worry about your sphincter which will soon lose its elasticity making you go about on pampers.

There's no merriment for hellfire dwellers.

you can't wish me merry Christmas

Otem2016:
When I revealed the low thinking faculty of their god to them, a christian mod banned me and removed the topic so that their stupidity can continue. Hmm.

asin ehn
I don't like generalising but some of them make thiests in general look very stupid
You can never have a reasonable conversation with Anas09
If you encounter such a person you automatically assume that's how they all are

Anas09:
Oh, so you are gay? No wonder. But why do gyas hate God?

You guys keep saying God made you like that, so how come you all hate God? Why doesnt those who are born blind hate God? Demon possessed people.

this is an extremely daft comment
Would a blind person face as much stigma from the society as a homosexual
Or you didn't see what the bible instructs to be done to homosexuals
Who said anything about hating god
Come why you mumu like this na
Can't you take a break
It's a festive period
Merry Christmas

Smh
Christmas
A story about a teenage pregnancy somewhere in the Middle East. Supposedly non-consensually impregnated by a god (who of course did not marry her) and forced to give birth in a stable/cave due to the lack of any social care
Jesus was literally a bastard
Since the earliest days of Christianity, the customs that Christians use to celebrate Christmas (and Easter) have been altered to attract non-Christians to the religion. Many pagan rituals were incorporated into Christmas festivities as a way to appease ancient converts who were reluctant to discard their old traditions
Plus jesus wasn't even born on December
Christians are just setting a day aside to celebrate a dead Jew god

Geez are people really this dumb?

A literal interpretation would prohibit making statues of any type. This would require destruction of civic art and architecture on a massive scale worldwide, including monuments to the Ten Commandments (oh, the irony!). It would extend the prohibition against any visual depictions of objects, including photographs and cartoons.
Lmao
The Abrahamic God is an idiot!

Hehe

tripplephi:
Its easy to talk about a God you do not know.... may your life be the HUMOR of this costly Blasphemy you put up.... THIS IS NOT A JOKE SECTION...

lmao
Is he supposed to sh*t his pants

Lmaoooo
The christians never fail to dissapoint
So they can talk to athiests anyhow and we can't talk about the stupidity their god
Loooool
Comedy
Merry Christmas

LaClicKLaBenDin:
This silly question of yours shows you were never the Christian that you claim to be. The question in itself is a show of lack of the knowledge(not even understanding) of the basic truths of Christianity, and you claimed you were a pastor?

If I may ask, have you ever been with the devil and his demons and they confidently told you that they don't in anyway regret their rebelling against God? Has the devil or his demons ever told you that they do not desire their first estate, if they had the chance to?

If you have ever had the faintest Revelation or insight about Heaven, then you would know that no one,( be it the devil, his agents, man, and any other being) who has ever tasted the glory of heaven can live without wishing they never did anything to deprive them of that glory.

Now let me educate you, 'pastor'. In the spirit there are no second chances; the spiritual state is the only permanent state, and that is why any spirit being who sins, remains condemned forever. This also goes to demonstrate itself in the Bible, as it is written that it is appointed for man to die once, and after that judgement. Why do you think that is? It's because when a man dies, the temporal gives way to the eternal, you become a spirit being and the disposition you carry into the spirit becomes your permanent position. So, brother, you have all the time here on earth to fall and repent, but once your flesh gives way, then there's no going back.

I just hope you can repent now that you have the chance to.

lmao
What is this
Religion do you bad thing oo
Can you even say anything about the religion of your ancestors
You carry foreign religion put for your head
Smh
Merry Christmas

lakesider:
what do u expect from a religion that painted Jesus as white and devil as black

lmao
Religion: The opium of the black man

Lmao
Divine guidance
He wants to push the nations problems to an imaginary god rather than working to remove them himself
What a dolt

Christmas is NOT of pagan origin
Christmas has been HEAVILY saturated with pagan traditions
That's the difference
And although the birth of Christ is unknown it's just there holidays
Lighten the fukk up
I'm not a christian but you don't see me complaining

Lennycool:
Imagine the Star Trek evangelist with his pre-adamite theory, is accusing someone of being illogical.

What a Christmas joke

lol
Don't mind the fool
I'm sure he wants a portal for Christmas

KingEbukasBlog:
Agnostic Atheism is really stupid and illogical

what a buffon
You can be agnostic about any claim you dolt
Almost all athiests are agnostic because th can't say with certainty there is no god but you just don't have a belief just life you can't say with certainty leprechauns don't exist
Just because your want athiests to say with certainty there is no god which unfortunately for you is not what most atheists say
You believe in polygenesis and you have the guts to open your dirty mouth
Define logic
Merry Christmas

Well there was likely a historical jesus
But him being born of a Virgin, the son of God, turning water to urine and all that bullshit is just super story

Lmao
The christians have done 7 pages of jumping upandan and they haven't been able to state why masturbation is a sin or why it is wrong
Could it be because it's nobody's fukking business what you do with your privates
Hmmmmnm
Could it be because it is actually safer than being promiscuous
Hmmmmmm
Could it be because you can mastutbate to your spouse
Hmmmmnmm
Could it be because Christianity is a 2000 year old joke that is still around today but not even remotely funny as it used to be
Heck Yeah!

ScepticalPyrrho:
The Bible God always sounded like a disgruntled person...
"I will destroy... I will wipe-out... I will make desolate... I will kill... I will burn down... I will strike... I will bring death... I will... I.... I..."


And some thinks this are godly attributes.

Mandela had a better philosophy.

ooh sh*t....

Lmao
The goat herders had a dream
That they would fukk the land of Egypt up
More like a daydream

4everGod:
Today is not one of those days i would want to kill your thread dalaman as today is Father and Son day for me and my son. So i'll pass. Fun day all day. Cheers

I hope you are not raising your kid in a religous way

4everGod:
Today is not one of those days i would want to kill your thread dalaman as today is Father and Son day for me and my son. So i'll pass. Fun day all day. Cheers

what a glorious cop out

kingEbukasBlog would soon be here to stupefy this thread

LIBERTY1980:
Any believer that is still been control or still indulging into masturbation, need deliverance, masturbation is a bad habit from the pit of hell, ask God for the grace and power to overcome the spirit of masturbation, all unrighteousness is sin, 1 John 5:17.

Snh
Look what religion has done to you
Why did you even comment
At least there were some religious people that said something sensible

ItzHoludex:


y Christianity y not religion.....or is Christianity d only religion

I know its Christianity that speaks about sexual sins extensively

jumpandpas:
Continue deceiving yourself, masturbation is not a sin yet you want him to outgrow it. Masturbation is a deadly sin, it can lead to weak erection, infertility etc in men.

pph geez
Religion has really messed you up

Ihumezvin85:
[s]Hhee,,, shut your dirty mouth and say what you know. Masturbation is a very dangerous sin, with alot Scriptural backups.. Genesis 34, 2 Corinthians 3:16-17 etc.. [/s]

stop using your bible to quote bullcrap
I don't believe in your bible so isn't it odd you'll be quoting it to me
Your religion is so concerned with the privacy of other people
How the fukk is it anybody's business if anybody should jerk off
This is just idiocy
Tell your god to get a life
If you can tell me the harm masturbation has brought to the society then I can take you seriously
I believe you'd prefer your child to mastutbate than have pre marital sex or impregnating someone