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4kings:
Mark13:32; No one knows that day nor hour, not even the son, only Yahweh.

after seeing that why do they still try
Though the end is not coming any time soon

Dedicated to MrPresident1 So his eye will clear. You are not the first predictor and unfortunately for us you would not be the last


There is a very large paranoia that is upon 1\4th of humanity: the christian crew
This is that the world would end sooner than we think
Either by them floating up to the sky and leaving heathens like us to endure 7 years of really bad sh*t
Or christ destroys the earth all at once
Either way the "righteous" crew don't have much to worry about
Well lets look at the number of years the world was predicted to end in the 20th and 21st century alone
20th century
1910: Halley's Comet's tail crosses the Earth and people think that the world will be gassed to death by cyanogen gas.
1914: Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon
1915: Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon.
1918: Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon.
1920: Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon.
1923: Wilbur Glenn Voliva: Flat Earth to end
1925: Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon.
1927: Wilbur Glenn Voliva
1930: Wilbur Glenn Voliva
1934: Wilbur Glenn Voliva
1935: Wilbur Glenn Voliva
1941: Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon.
1941: Victorian scholar Edward Bishop Elliott, based on his interpretation of the Book of Revelation, came up with this date after his earlier predictions in the 1860s proved untrue.
1975: Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon.
mid-1970s: David Wilkerson: Worldwide economic depression.
1977: William Branham: Destruction of the U.S., termination of all governments into a world government, Second Coming.
1977: Pyramidologist Adam Rutherford: Beginning of the Millennium.
1978: Jim Jones took his cult with him.
1979-1980: John Todd: Installation of a world government ruled by the Illuminati, with Jimmy Carter as the anti-Christ.
1980: Pat Robertson: "A year of sorrow and bloodshed that will have no end soon, for the world is being torn apart, and my kingdom shall rise from the ruins of it."
1981: Hal Lindsey: Pre-tribulational rapture.
1982: Pat Robertson: Great Tribulation.
1982: R.E. McMaster: World War III and/or economic depression, based on cyclical theory
1985: Pat Robertson: Worldwide economic collapse.
1988: Hal Lindsey: Second Coming.
September 11-13, 1988: Edgar Whisenant: Second Coming.
1988: Colin Deal: Second Coming.
1989: Edgar Whisenant: Second Second Coming.
1990: Elizabeth Clare Prophet: Global thermonuclear war.
1991: Louis Farrakhan: The looming Gulf War would be the "War of Armageddon which is the final war."
1992: Rollen Stewart: Second Coming.
1992: Mission for the Coming Days: Second Coming.
1992: First end of the world prediction from collision with the Pleiades star cluster (a.k.a., "photon belt"
1994: Harold Camping: Second Coming.
1994: Some Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon.
1997: Heaven's Gate: Earth changes and a UFO abduction coinciding with the Hale-Bopp comet. Mass suicide in the hopes of hitching a ride on said UFOs.
1997: Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon.
1998: The Church of the SubGenius: the Rupture. Every year on July 5th, they meet and party in reverence, certain that it will happen this year. (Recent writings have inverted the year to "8661."
1999: according to some interpretations of Nostradamus
1999-2000: David Wilkerson: Worldwide economic depression.
21st century
2000: Y2K: Collapse of civilisation. Christian preachers in Papua New Guinea predicted the end in the beginning of the 21st century
2005-2026: William Strauss and Neil Howe: A crisis period in the U.S. comparable in effect to the American Revolution, Civil War, and Great Depression/WWII.
2007: Hal Lindsey: Second Second Coming.
2007: Pat Robertson: Great Tribulation.
2008 — whenever she dies: Sarah Palin: believes she is of the "Final Generation" and will see the End Times during her lifetime.
2008 — whenever it shuts down: The Large Hadron Collider will destroy the world with black holes, strangelets or something similarly scary and sciencey
2009: David Wilkerson: Earth-shattering calamity engulfing the whole megaplex, including areas of New Jersey and Connecticut. Major cities all across America experiencing riots and blazing fires.
2011: Harold Camping tries again: Third Second coming/rapture. May 21st, to be precise. He put up billboards Later postponed to October 21st, but again nothing came of it. followers were encouraged to drain their savings for Camping's campaign funds and many are deeply disappointed.
2011: Ronald Weinland: Second Coming on the 29th of September.
2012
2012: Ronald Weinland: Second Coming on the 27th of May.
2012: Last known end of the world prediction from collision with the Pleiades star cluster
2013: 2012 was just a warm up, the real bad stuff starts 2013 or something and it seems Isaac Newton predicted it
2013: Ronald Weinland: Second Coming on the 9th of May.
2014 (February 22nd) Ragnarok The end of the present world according to Norse mythology.
2014 (March 21st) Asteroid
2014: World War III, resurrected Nostradamus prophecy of a fire in the North for the reference of the end of the age of the fifth sun, believed to be a specific Northern region of a country, current speculation is North Korea, as relative to the resolution of a Pope prediction Oh, and the Rapture. And a giant asteroid hitting the Caribbean.

Between April 2014 and October 2015: A tetrad of lunar eclipses (or blood moons) will signal the start of the end times, according to megachurch pastor John Hagee.
Unspecified time during the reign of Pope Francis, the pope succeeding Benedict XVI. Mediaeval Saint Malachy supposedly predicted Peter the Roman (Petrus Romanus) would be the last pope, Rome would be destroyed and a terrible judge would judge his people
2015: Solar flare.
2015: September 16th MrPresident1, fails horribly. Doesn't know when to shut up
2015: September 23rd (some references give a margin of September 18th to September 25th) Asteroid.
2015: October 7th. eBible Fellowship, an organization vaguely related to the late-Harold Camping, is confident they've got the date right this time.
2016: Tom Wattkins: He had a vision of the Great tribulation claiming to have met the beast of revelation, etc.
2016: April 6, Warren Jeffs, in no way due to a contemporaneous arraignment
2016: May 16, Pastor Richardo Salazar was allegedly told by God that an asteroid fully made of ice, with a 9km diameter, traveling at 30,000km per hour would strike earth killing 1,200 million people. As you probably can tell, that definitely happened and those totally dead 1,200 million people will be forever missed.
2016: June 3-4, Modern scholars got the Mayan date wrong. It was never 2012, rather it was June 2016 and there are plenty of numbers involved.
2016: June 14-August 19, according to this super-reliable-super-honest-super-definitely-NOT-bullshiting "NASA scientist", there was meant to be a magnetic reversal between June and August which would cause the Van Allen belt to fall killing 80% of life on Earth. He got this information from aliens via HAARP.
2016: October 31st, Walid Shoebat alleges that the world is "100% certain" to end on this exact date
2016, Fall: Bible student and computer scientist Nora Roth on MarkBeast.com claims as much through a lot of numerology surrounding seventy "sevens".
2016, December: Bible student and computer scientist Nora Roth subsequently revised her claim to December.
2017: Various Christians: We'll be chipped, and the Great Tribulation begins.
Before January 20th 2017: MrPresident1 Appatently didn't learn his lesson
Taking after Harold Camping
............
This kind of thinking is really really bad for society, productivity and the progess of the human race
That's why people can deny global warming
waiting for the end to come
Waiting for lord jesus to cone and destroy a society he didn't help build
Or when you say natural disasters are as a result of an angry God spilling more of his wrath on an already damaged world that he doesn't help in any way
At this point i would advise any end time
bible predictor warrior to shut the fukk up

hopefulLandlord:
once you step outside a religion, the absurdities of it becomes clearer to you but if you're still in it you won't see any absurdity

its like someone who's in a very smelly toilet and has lived there all his life and never even as much as step out of it, his nose and lungs have gotten so used to it that he believes that's how everywhere else smells and the brain regards the smell as "normal" so its no longer a smell to him but "fresh air"

if someone that's lived in a place with cleaner fresher air visits this Toliet guy and tells him that the place smells he won't believe it

he'll argue with the guy with all his strength

if by chance the toilet guy leaves the place for few hours, get what fresh air really is and gets back to his usual place, the smell would then hit him, he would then realise what bullsheeet smell he's been living in all his life

this is how the stories in most hole-ly books are

as soon as you step outside it you realise you've been glossing over or believing several absurd stories that you've now found difficult/impossible to gloss over let alone believe

abi just look at MrPresident1
Waiting for a dead Jew to whisk him off to the sky and destroy the earth that he did not help a bit
This kind of thinking is detrimental to society really
Humanity's progress means nothing to them
They would rather wait for the end year after year after year after year
Which year have I not seen one nutjob chanting about the end time
Let this people just leave the planet sef
If you want to believe in God so much be a diest
Diests are more reasonable
The end of religion would not happen in a day
In the next three centuries humanity would look back at how stupid we once were

You people are seriously hindering the progress of humanity sha. Apparently our progress in the last 100 years means nothing to y'all
Honestly this kind of thinking is detrimental to society
Waiting for the end year after year
You are waiting for a dead Jew to whisk you off to am eternal wonderland of rainbows and candy floss
I wonder why you should even be doing anything since you are so sure
Just quit your job, sell your house and your possessions
This is why if you want to believe in God so much be a diest
They are reasonable

MrPresident1:
Wetin dey worry this one? There is such a thing as judgment debt, no man can escape it. It is why it is in your own best interest to live as righteously as possibly because let me assure you, you will SURELY PAY. In this life or in your next incarnation

you are on some deep pot bro
Deep deep pot

MrPresident1:
Isaiah 45:7
7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.



My brother, please what is a suicide bomber?

Check that verse up the, peace and evil, our God is in charge of everything. [b]Suicide bomber is one of the judgment tools of our God.
[/b]Suicide bomber can never branch a righteous person's house except he has a debt to pay, in this life or in a previous incarnation.

your god is very daft
So with all the evils going in in this world Yahweh would rather look for suicide bombers to cause collateral damage than actually helping the fukking society
What an asshole

Lol
He also stole clothes because he lost a bet
And got honey from the body of a lion
Killed about how many philistines with a donkeys jawbone
And
Made the stupidest riddle in the entire middle east at the time
Ooh my.....

KingEbukaNaija:
See where he copied it from : http://freelink.wildlink.com/fallacy.php

Professor of logic my arss

odeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ferruccio:
You really can't fight the urge to type nonsense all the fvcking time hey son?

but I didn't lie

SirWere:
Your "predictions" are half-assed at best.

Newton did much better; and he had much limited data.


Come 2017, it will be fun to rip you apart.

lol
On the 21st of January next year MrPresident1 be like

SirWere:
I'm just waiting until the d-day....
It will be fun to rip him apart

lol
That thread must enter front page

SirWere:
What the .........


Oh dear;

Our president has gone mad again

it's a constant thing with him.....

FSMs:
Now this doesn't make sense...

asin ehn
I just confuse

The Bleep
Nawa sha
Nawa
Nigeria when would were hear good news

Ferruccio:
Plead with your boyfriend to learn how to debate properly without resorting to pitiful insults. The mere fact that we don't share the same opinion and position does not automatically mean I'm stupid!

I'm not the type to turn the other cheek when someone attacks or insults me!

the Bleep is wrong with you

MrPresident1:
I have not seen you on the watchers thread.

Come and mark the register

lol
I dey come

DoctorAlien:
If you have nothing meaningful to say, don't mention me please.

Thank you.

Did I insult you or anything
Nawa
Nor vex

KingEbukasBlog:
I believe I'm putting up a good fight

lol

FSMs:
No matter how they try to deny it..

lol
Bro
Just like disowning your father

DoctorAlien:
Ask her whether her Catholic church obeys the Bible whose canons she compiled.

Jewish people in the era of Judaism compiled the canons of the OT. Did that stop GOD from discarding Judaism?

and god discarded Judaism how
Lol
You guys really believe your religion is the right one
News flash
So does everyone else

fromnigeria:
Ever since you a child.

Kindly sit yourself down for some minutes and think your question through.
You will be glad you did.



A Very Silly Question.

you would do well to contribute rather than just dismiss it entirely
Makes it look you actually don't know sh*t

Richirich713:
Who the hell said God doesn't know who's going to hell? Did ur retard mother tell u that?

what the.....
My retard mother
And unbelievers are the horrible people
Show me where I insulted you in my comment so i can take you seriously

I just dint understand how people cope with this religion
"I love you so so so so so much
There is no greater love than mine"
"I love you so much that I will totally burn you in an eternal fire forever if you don't love me back
that's what a stalker/serial killer falling in love for the first time would say
But when it's from jesus it's okay
Christian salvation is the worst double standard ever to exist on the face of the earth

DoctorAlien:
I'm a Christian whose only creed is the Bible, and not human doctrine.

[s]Forcing words into one's mouth is not being intellectual. I never mentioned the number of people that will go to hell, okay?

[/s]But I know that the number is big, very big, "for broad is the way that leads to destruction, and many go in it."

GOD knows those who are His, even in that evil organisation called the Catholic church.

and where did I do that
I only made an assumption

[quote author=Richirich713 post=51742330 ]Because hell is a choice, people choose it.[/quote]how can people "chose" hell
You guys made your concept of God impossible
A diestic God is highly probable
You made your god omnipotent, omimiscient. ominobenevolentblah blah blah
If Yahweh is real wasn't fits his description is ominiretarded
You made your god omimiscient that's cool
Then you now made him give free will
Am omniscient being( giving free will)
And you say you choose to go to hell
There is no way you can twist this
An all knowing being is all knowing
That's the point of his name
How can an omniscient being not know what how going to do before you do it
This is bullshit

DoctorAlien:
Apostate Judaism was existing for centuries before Christ came to set the records straight. Who and who have gone to Heaven? When did they go to Heaven?



That is not the way GOD works. He allows evil to grow and mature(together with good), so that at a set time, He will justly destroy evil. Remember the parable of the tares?

Satan is toxic too. GOD did not destroy him.

so what denomination are you
You do realise the mother of all churches the catholic church sees all other denominations as heresy same way the protestant and orthodox churches demonize the catholic church
In the end all you people are doing is really pointing fingers
The largest church denomination is Catholicism
If you and your religion is right about 1.2 billion Catholics are already automatically on a course for hell
Wow
The kind of god you claim to serve though

peachesandroses:
okay ,if you say so. All I wanted was to answer your question as I thought u just wanted to understand more. But if I continue like this it will become all those religious arguments I see here, and there's no need for all that as God will open the eyes of people that truly seek him.

Translation: COP OUT!!!!!

Pidgin2:
Christians only care for your soul, no one is forcing you to accept Christ by all means. It is optional so you don't really have to hang around people who you think are delusional. We Christians have nothing to lose and all to gain. It's a win win for us but a total loss for YOU.

lol

Richirich713:

huh

Hehe
Christians can't even agree on themselves on the right denomination
But they want us to agree with them that they have a relationship with Gods son (that is also him)