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ipob are terrorist |
Kobojunkie:the last supper, Do this in remembered of me |
the only event jesus ask us to remember is is death not his birth |
f i become the president of this country I will scraps all form of religious |
senate lack power to summon the president but they can invite him |
trump is a local politician like atiku |
apc |
onions is more valuable than gold hate in the south, indeed thee north control the South in terms of food items |
brownemmanuel43:there is no killing in lekki, where are the family of the so called people who die at lekki? |
this is the handiwork of PDP and ipob. mr president is in katsina now, all terrorist group will remain calm till the president return to abuja |
let sell the country on jumia or olx |
Nomorelove:don't cry when the python come dancings |
it's written Atiku will never be president of this country |
Somebody is Wondering if the Church bombed by IPOB terrorists is not registered with CAN o! The heavy Silence eeeehnkwa����� |
Somebody is Wondering if the Church bombed by IPOB terrorists is not registered with CAN o! The heavy Silence eeeehnkwa����� |
jesus was not born on Christmas I have prove. the only event jesus ask us to keep remembering is his death not his birth |
recession hit pdp so hard that they turn to tax collectors |
we done silent this one... |
mr president was right, ipob are terrorist |
both woke and ipob are terrorist |
make peace with all men, without this on one will see God |
OfficialAPCNig:python will never allow that day to come |
"Yahaya Bello under pressure to contest for Presidency" I think we joke too much in this country |
Learn to spread your hands in prayers & stop spreading your legs for guys, hoping they will marry you, for Sex doesn't kip a guy, if you like turn 360degree in bed,use him as your Profile Pix 24/7, bleach till u become brighter than ur future. if he wants to leave, he will! So Learn to accept ur self, dress decently & prayer & God will give you the man of your own. It's well |
ipob are terrorist, no different between them and boko haram |
that is the only thing that differ muslim from christian. Christianity preach Against violence while muslim encourage violence and killing |
its is true, pdp is full with tax collectors |
only buhari and Apc can do it. |
HE PROPOSED. AND SHE GAVE HIM A
STINGING SLAP!
(At a table in a candle-lit restaurant,
a man and woman having dinner)
Man: Baby, I love you, would you
please marry me?
Woman: (stands up and lands a
stinging slap on his face)
I have waited more than 9yrs, I have
prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought
books and listened to tapes, even
went out of my way to be nice to
every male specie of marriageable
age!
I took up new hobbies, watching
football and play station. I went to
Daystar, from Daystar, I went to
House
on the Rock, from House on the rock
I went to Guiding Light
Assembly,MFM,christ
embassy,Redeemed, from there i
went to This Present
Winners looking every where for
you
l went from a size 14 to asize 10, so
that when you see me you’d love
what you see.
I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from
Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then
I went all the way to Kano
I joined hi-five, from hi-five to
faceboook, then I went to twitter, I
even had a blog on which I ranted,
hoping ōϋ would show up! for
where?
I uploaded only my best pictures on
Facebook, infact I took photo
sessions to look my best, all for you
o!
I attended all the weddings,
whether the invitation was direct or
indirect!
The next place I was hoping to check
was the moon, before you crawled
out, crawled out from the house
directly next to mine!
So it was you all this while?
The neighbour I said hello to every
morning?
Were you trying to destroy my
faith?
You almost rendered my prayer life
useless?
What were you waiting for?
What sign where you looking for?
Do you want to kill me before you
reveal yourself?!!!
Now be a gentleman, get down on
your knees and put that ring on my
finger! |
HE PROPOSED. AND SHE GAVE HIM A
STINGING SLAP!
(At a table in a candle-lit restaurant,
a man and woman having dinner)
Man: Baby, I love you, would you
please marry me?
Woman: (stands up and lands a
stinging slap on his face)
I have waited more than 9yrs, I have
prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought
books and listened to tapes, even
went out of my way to be nice to
every male specie of marriageable
age!
I took up new hobbies, watching
football and play station. I went to
Daystar, from Daystar, I went to
House
on the Rock, from House on the rock
I went to Guiding Light
Assembly,MFM,christ
embassy,Redeemed, from there i
went to This Present
Winners looking every where for
you
l went from a size 14 to asize 10, so
that when you see me you’d love
what you see.
I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from
Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then
I went all the way to Kano
I joined hi-five, from hi-five to
faceboook, then I went to twitter, I
even had a blog on which I ranted,
hoping ōϋ would show up! for
where?
I uploaded only my best pictures on
Facebook, infact I took photo
sessions to look my best, all for you
o!
I attended all the weddings,
whether the invitation was direct or
indirect!
The next place I was hoping to check
was the moon, before you crawled
out, crawled out from the house
directly next to mine!
So it was you all this while?
The neighbour I said hello to every
morning?
Were you trying to destroy my
faith?
You almost rendered my prayer life
useless?
What were you waiting for?
What sign where you looking for?
Do you want to kill me before you
reveal yourself?!!!
Now be a gentleman, get down on
your knees and put that ring on my
finger! |
HE PROPOSED. AND SHE GAVE HIM A
STINGING SLAP!
(At a table in a candle-lit restaurant,
a man and woman having dinner)
Man: Baby, I love you, would you
please marry me?
Woman: (stands up and lands a
stinging slap on his face)
I have waited more than 9yrs, I have
prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought
books and listened to tapes, even
went out of my way to be nice to
every male specie of marriageable
age!
I took up new hobbies, watching
football and play station. I went to
Daystar, from Daystar, I went to
House
on the Rock, from House on the rock
I went to Guiding Light
Assembly,MFM,christ
embassy,Redeemed, from there i
went to This Present
Winners looking every where for
you
l went from a size 14 to asize 10, so
that when you see me you’d love
what you see.
I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from
Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then
I went all the way to Kano
I joined hi-five, from hi-five to
faceboook, then I went to twitter, I
even had a blog on which I ranted,
hoping ōϋ would show up! for
where?
I uploaded only my best pictures on
Facebook, infact I took photo
sessions to look my best, all for you
o!
I attended all the weddings,
whether the invitation was direct or
indirect!
The next place I was hoping to check
was the moon, before you crawled
out, crawled out from the house
directly next to mine!
So it was you all this while?
The neighbour I said hello to every
morning?
Were you trying to destroy my
faith?
You almost rendered my prayer life
useless?
What were you waiting for?
What sign where you looking for?
Do you want to kill me before you
reveal yourself?!!!
Now be a gentleman, get down on
your knees and put that ring on my
finger! make we laugh small, we too the hear bad news for this country |
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