₦airaland Forum

In the past, our country has been able to accomplish great things when we worked together.

I can think of no societies that became great through division.

If APC and PDP continue in an "us versus them" mode, we all lose.

Our real enemies are probably saying to themselves, "should we try to destroy them or should we just wait and let them destroy themselves."

Our ancestors of every demographic fought hard to provide the possibility of freedom and prosperity for us.

We must now look beyond revenge and what makes us feel good and instead think about those coming after us.

We need to think about compassion, fiscal responsibility and the values and principles that characterize greatness.

That will truly make Nigeeia great again.

YOU WON!!!
Biology says that after sexual intercourse, about 200-300
million sperms are deposited by the man, they all begin to
swim upwards within the tract to meet with the ovum. Of the
over 200 million that are deposited, only 300-500 actually
reach the site (others get tired on the way because it is no
small race).
And of the 300 that manage to reach the egg only one
fertilises the egg, and in this case the winning one was
YOU...!!!
Have you ever thought about this? You ran a race without
your eyes and you won, you ran without a certificate and
you won, you ran without a thump print and you won, you
ran without an education, you ran without help...and you
won.
What makes you think that you will lose now? Now that you
have eyes, ears, hands and legs, now that you have a
certificate, now that you have a plan, a dream and a vision...
You didn't give up on day one, you can't give up now, giving
up now is an insult to your creator.
It doesn't matter what you see now, always remember that
you WON from the womb.
NeverGiveUp

YOU WON!!!
Biology says that after sexual intercourse, about 200-300
million sperms are deposited by the man, they all begin to
swim upwards within the tract to meet with the ovum. Of the
over 200 million that are deposited, only 300-500 actually
reach the site (others get tired on the way because it is no
small race).
And of the 300 that manage to reach the egg only one
fertilises the egg, and in this case the winning one was
YOU...!!!
Have you ever thought about this? You ran a race without
your eyes and you won, you ran without a certificate and
you won, you ran without a thump print and you won, you
ran without an education, you ran without help...and you
won.
What makes you think that you will lose now? Now that you
have eyes, ears, hands and legs, now that you have a
certificate, now that you have a plan, a dream and a vision...
You didn't give up on day one, you can't give up now, giving
up now is an insult to your creator.
It doesn't matter what you see now, always remember that
you WON from the womb.
NeverGiveUp

YOU WON!!!
Biology says that after sexual intercourse, about 200-300
million sperms are deposited by the man, they all begin to
swim upwards within the tract to meet with the ovum. Of the
over 200 million that are deposited, only 300-500 actually
reach the site (others get tired on the way because it is no
small race).
And of the 300 that manage to reach the egg only one
fertilises the egg, and in this case the winning one was
YOU...!!!
Have you ever thought about this? You ran a race without
your eyes and you won, you ran without a certificate and
you won, you ran without a thump print and you won, you
ran without an education, you ran without help...and you
won.
What makes you think that you will lose now? Now that you
have eyes, ears, hands and legs, now that you have a
certificate, now that you have a plan, a dream and a vision...
You didn't give up on day one, you can't give up now, giving
up now is an insult to your creator.
It doesn't matter what you see now, always remember that
you WON from the womb.
NeverGiveUp

YOU WON!!!
Biology says that after sexual intercourse, about 200-300
million sperms are deposited by the man, they all begin to
swim upwards within the tract to meet with the ovum. Of the
over 200 million that are deposited, only 300-500 actually
reach the site (others get tired on the way because it is no
small race).
And of the 300 that manage to reach the egg only one
fertilises the egg, and in this case the winning one was
YOU...!!!
Have you ever thought about this? You ran a race without
your eyes and you won, you ran without a certificate and
you won, you ran without a thump print and you won, you
ran without an education, you ran without help...and you
won.
What makes you think that you will lose now? Now that you
have eyes, ears, hands and legs, now that you have a
certificate, now that you have a plan, a dream and a vision...
You didn't give up on day one, you can't give up now, giving
up now is an insult to your creator.
It doesn't matter what you see now, always remember that
you WON from the womb.
NeverGiveUp

Hair of 150k for Christmas on a head that can't even pass common WAEC/JAMB of 6k...Tomorrow you will say the president doesn't have an economic plan...I see your economic plan aunty

Hair of 150k for Christmas on a head that can't even pass common WAEC/JAMB of 6k...Tomorrow you will say the president doesn't have an economic plan...I see your economic plan aunty

Hair of 150k for Christmas on a head that can't even pass common WAEC/JAMB of 6k...Tomorrow you will say the president doesn't have an economic plan...I see your economic plan aunty

Atiku has always come third. In 1993 SDP's presidential convention in Jos, he came third behind Kingibe and Abiola. In 2007 presidential election, he again cane third with 2m+votes as against Buhari with 6m+votes and Yar'adua who had 24m+votes. Also, he was a distant third in the 2015 presidential nomination of APC where he queued behind Kwankwoso and Buhari. The third-man should be his second name in politics. Atiku does not have the followership that some ascribe to him. He is a lightweight

The Devil is still very much interested in the affairs of PDP as a founding stakeholder o!!!

@75......

Opposition never doubted your character.

Opposition never questioned your integrity.

Opposition never questioned your frugal lifestyle.

Opposition will never question your love for the poor.

Opposition never questioned your patriotism.

Opposition will never question your sincerity.

Opposition will never question your doggedness.

Your love for country Nigeria is unbeatable.

Recently, opposition started ultimate search in Northern Nigeria for someone like you.

You are the standard for all political parties as we journey into activities for 2019 general election.

When it comes to war, you are a general, when it comes to love, you are a father to all

Your contentment is a standard in all religion.

With the above consensus,

I will remain your blind follower. I have seen enough and it is time to enjoy blindness under you.

Happy birthday and many happy returns Mr President

(c) okokobioko

75......

Opposition never doubted your character.

Opposition never questioned your integrity.

Opposition never questioned your frugal lifestyle.

Opposition will never question your love for the poor.

Opposition never questioned your patriotism.

Opposition will never question your sincerity.

Opposition will never question your doggedness.

Your love for country Nigeria is unbeatable.

Recently, opposition started ultimate search in Northern Nigeria for someone like you.

You are the standard for all political parties as we journey into activities for 2019 general election.

When it comes to war, you are a general, when it comes to love, you are a father to all

Your contentment is a standard in all religion.

With the above consensus,

I will remain your blind follower. I have seen enough and it is time to enjoy blindness under you.

Happy birthday and many happy returns Mr President

(c) okokobioko

@75......

Opposition never doubted your character.

Opposition never questioned your integrity.

Opposition never questioned your frugal lifestyle.

Opposition will never question your love for the poor.

Opposition never questioned your patriotism.

Opposition will never question your sincerity.

Opposition will never question your doggedness.

Your love for country Nigeria is unbeatable.

Recently, opposition started ultimate search in Northern Nigeria for someone like you.

You are the standard for all political parties as we journey into activities for 2019 general election.

When it comes to war, you are a general, when it comes to love, you are a father to all

Your contentment is a standard in all religion.

With the above consensus,

I will remain your blind follower. I have seen enough and it is time to enjoy blindness under you.

Happy birthday and many happy returns Mr President

(c) okokobioko

@75......

Opposition never doubted your character.

Opposition never questioned your integrity.

Opposition never questioned your frugal lifestyle.

Opposition will never question your love for the poor.

Opposition never questioned your patriotism.

Opposition will never question your sincerity.

Opposition will never question your doggedness.

Your love for country Nigeria is unbeatable.

Recently, opposition started ultimate search in Northern Nigeria for someone like you.

You are the standard for all political parties as we journey into activities for 2019 general election.

When it comes to war, you are a general, when it comes to love, you are a father to all

Your contentment is a standard in all religion.

With the above consensus,

I will remain your blind follower. I have seen enough and it is time to enjoy blindness under you.

Happy birthday and many happy returns Mr President

(c) okokobioko

@75......

Opposition never doubted your character.

Opposition never questioned your integrity.

Opposition never questioned your frugal lifestyle.

Opposition will never question your love for the poor.

Opposition never questioned your patriotism.

Opposition will never question your sincerity.

Opposition will never question your doggedness.

Your love for country Nigeria is unbeatable.

Recently, opposition started ultimate search in Northern Nigeria for someone like you.

You are the standard for all political parties as we journey into activities for 2019 general election.

When it comes to war, you are a general, when it comes to love, you are a father to all

Your contentment is a standard in all religion.

With the above consensus,

I will remain your blind follower. I have seen enough and it is time to enjoy blindness under you.

Happy birthday and many happy returns Mr President

(c) okokobioko

@75......

Opposition never doubted your character.

Opposition never questioned your integrity.

Opposition never questioned your frugal lifestyle.

Opposition will never question your love for the poor.

Opposition never questioned your patriotism.

Opposition will never question your sincerity.

Opposition will never question your doggedness.

Your love for country Nigeria is unbeatable.

Recently, opposition started ultimate search in Northern Nigeria for someone like you.

You are the standard for all political parties as we journey into activities for 2019 general election.

When it comes to war, you are a general, when it comes to love, you are a father to all

Your contentment is a standard in all religion.

With the above consensus,

I will remain your blind follower. I have seen enough and it is time to enjoy blindness under you.

Happy birthday and many happy returns Mr President

(c) okokobioko

@75......

Opposition never doubted your character.

Opposition never questioned your integrity.

Opposition never questioned your frugal lifestyle.

Opposition will never question your love for the poor.

Opposition never questioned your patriotism.

Opposition will never question your sincerity.

Opposition will never question your doggedness.

Your love for country Nigeria is unbeatable.

Recently, opposition started ultimate search in Northern Nigeria for someone like you.

You are the standard for all political parties as we journey into activities for 2019 general election.

When it comes to war, you are a general, when it comes to love, you are a father to all

Your contentment is a standard in all religion.

With the above consensus,

I will remain your blind follower. I have seen enough and it is time to enjoy blindness under you.

Happy birthday and many happy returns Mr President

(c) okokobioko

2015 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS BY GEO-POLITICAL ZONES.

South East
Buhari 198,248
Jonathan 2,464,906

South South
Buhari 418,590
Jonathan 4,714,725

South West
Buhari 2,433,193
Jonathan 1,821,416

North Central
Buhari 2,411,013
Jonathan 1,715,818

North East
Buhari 2,848,678
Jonathan 796,580

North West
Buhari 7,115,199
Jonathan 1,339,709

EXISTED FACTS IN 2015 BUT NOW ABSENT.
(1) Jonathan was the incumbent President, with plenty of funds from the Central Bank to share. This is no longer available to the next PDP candidate.

(2) PDP had above twenty Governors in 2015 and now they have just eleven, thereby reducing their areas of influence.

(3) PDP had Ministers from all the States in 2015 and now has none.

(4) Ondo and Ekiti States from the South West, were under the PDP, Ondo is gone and Ekiti will hold elections in July, 2018 and may be lost to APC.

(5) Anambra Governor worked for Jonathan in 2015, but will not work for PDP in 2019, because of the crisis between Obiano and Obi.

(6) Agricultural revolution, especially that of rice had not taken place in Kebbi and so many other states in 2015 as it is now.

(7) Boko haram has not been decimated in 2015 as it is now. More votes will certainly come to Buhari, from the North East because of this.

( The recent PDP Convention ostracized the South West, with a lot of PDP Yoruba Chieftains like Obanikoro, Folarin, Doyin Okukpe and a host of others leaving the party.

(9) The protracted PDP crisis between Modu Sheriff and Markafi, also led to the exodus of some key members of the party.

(10) No more religious and tribal cards in 2019,as was played by Jonathan and PDP in the entire Southern part of the country in 2015.

(11) Above all, Buhari is the working and workaholic incumbent. Patriotic and sensible Nigerians are beginning to see the positive side of him.

Kelvin Nwaka

The Devil is still very much interested in the affairs of PDP as a founding stakeholder o!!!

NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2016/2017 ACADEMIC SESSION.

COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: APC 101
TIME ALLOWED: 2HRS 45 MIN
COURSE UNIT: 6
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.

9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon.
(iv)- ear disorder.

12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.

13. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari "visited" USA but did not go to say 'Hi' to Mrs. Mitchell Obama.

14. Write a short note on the statement 'I belong to everyone and I belong to no one'

15. My wife belongs to the kitchen and the other room.. Explain. What is the other room used for and how does it affect the Nigerian economy

Your Time Starts Now!!! Forwarded as received ooh thanks

THE PDP MAGIC

Number of Accredited Delegates = 2115

Total vote cast was 2297 which is higher than the accredited delegates.

Secondus = 2000
Adeniran = 231
Dokpesi = 66

TOTAL - 2297

THE PDP MAGIC

Number of Accredited Delegates = 2115

Total vote cast was 2297 which is higher than the accredited delegates.

Secondus = 2000
Adeniran = 231
Dokpesi = 66

TOTAL - 2297

Atiku has always come third. In 1993 SDP's presidential convention in Jos, he came third behind Kingibe and Abiola. In 2007 presidential election, he again cane third with 2m+votes as against Buhari with 6m+votes and Yar'adua who had 24m+votes. Also, he was a distant third in the 2015 presidential nomination of APC where he queued behind Kwankwoso and Buhari. The third-man should be his second name in politics. Atiku does not have the followership that some ascribe to him. He is a lightweight

Atiku has always come third. In 1993 SDP's presidential convention in Jos, he came third behind Kingibe and Abiola. In 2007 presidential election, he again cane third with 2m+votes as against Buhari with 6m+votes and Yar'adua who had 24m+votes. Also, he was a distant third in the 2015 presidential nomination of APC where he queued behind Kwankwoso and Buhari. The third-man should be his second name in politics. Atiku does not have the followership that some ascribe to him. He is a lightweight

Atiku has always come third. In 1993 SDP's presidential convention in Jos, he came third behind Kingibe and Abiola. In 2007 presidential election, he again cane third with 2m+votes as against Buhari with 6m+votes and Yar'adua who had 24m+votes. Also, he was a distant third in the 2015 presidential nomination of APC where he queued behind Kwankwoso and Buhari. The third-man should be his second name in politics. Atiku does not have the followership that some ascribe to him. He is a lightweight

The Devil is still very much interested in the affairs of PDP as a founding stakeholder o!!!

The Devil is still very much interested in the affairs of PDP as a founding stakeholder o!!!

The Devil is still very much interested in the affairs of PDP as a founding stakeholder o!!!

The Devil is still very much interested in the affairs of PDP as a founding stakeholder o!!!

The Devil is still very much interested in the affairs of PDP as a founding stakeholder o!!!

The Devil is still very much interested in the affairs of PDP as a founding stakeholder o!!!

The Devil is still very much interested in the affairs of PDP as a founding stakeholder o!!!