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About Sarah Hassan? I would drag my balls through cactus in the desert just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie!

NairobiWalker:
It's true my friend, I tell you.

When I ws in 3rd year, I bagged the most gorgeous girl from first-year courtesy of the gold rush. Chick was an angel I tell you. Brown skin, tall - similar to Sarah Hassan . I become an instant sensation. Guys ranked me. I would take her to my room and cook for her and the next time we go to her room. Nailed her till I spoofed my great-grandchildren. Then some bitches started looking at us strange. Soon she was chanuad - at UoN beauties of that standard don't waste themselves on campus boys. Her naivity left her and soon she was rolling with the mighty and famous. By the time I was in 5th year, bitch was driving a 3-series. Some Kiambu Mafia sponyo bagged her. No regrets though, the 2 months I screwed her were some of my best in campus. That was the sole reason we came to KU - KU babes didn't have as much access to sponyos like UoN babes.

And you're blaming City's big men? You should have made sure she's on your leash!

NairobiWalker:
Man.......it hurts. Though we were used to it. We actually made fun about it to each other.

I'm talking of the numbers! Of course,Kenyans living in Nigeria would go to Nigerian Universities.Their low numbers don't even make the news!

We literally have an influx of Nigerians that some are even becoming a menace!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk5fz_ExqWs?t=6

forgiveness:
Internet doesn't forget.







See pictures of another Kenyans in covenant university. Bhuhahahaha.

Do you want to see more?

Son,you talk much sh*t!

samorobo:
Can't you see that NairobiWalker ,tylann and of course the 12 year old Jonraid have suddenly gone quiet now that they have been exposed......they are just scattered across our universities

What percentage to GDP does it contribute compared to Africa's top economies?

forgiveness:
Mining and mineral resources were listed as major contributors to your GDP but you people lied no single drop of mineral resources.

Bucky is a great when it comes to hand to hand combat.You got admire T'challa for beating him up without his suit!Obviously the magic shaped herb
that he took props up his abilities even without his suit!

Justnotyou:
Justice league didn't do justice to the characters, it was rushed with over 50 minutes worthy scenes missing & the director's poor decisions for the film just ruined the built up dark theme DC had going for it, if you want better marvel fight scenes I recommend[b] the winter soldier[/b] , civil war was made with the purpose of competing with BvS & here marvel clearly wins due to their stronger third act, but did you watch the warehouse action scene in batman vs superman, how was it? If you want movies that actually represent superheroes in this reality I recommend man of steel, the dark Knight trilogy though I like how marvel has better & more visible scenes, their characters are still more artificial in comparison, take a look at Thor in ragnarok he lost his friends, family, home yet he was just making jokes all the while, nothing was serious to him.

But why would a 'god' care if his family is gone?

Justnotyou:
Justice league didn't do justice to the characters, it was rushed with over 50 minutes worthy scenes missing & the director's poor decisions for the film just ruined the built up dark theme DC had going for it, if you want better marvel fight scenes I recommend the winter soldier, civil war was made with the purpose of competing with BvS & here marvel clearly wins due to their stronger third act, but did you watch the warehouse action scene in batman vs superman, how was it? If you want movies that actually represent superheroes in this reality I recommend man of steel, the dark Knight trilogy though I like how marvel has better & more visible scenes, their characters are still more artificial in comparison, take a look at Thor in ragnarok he lost his friends, family, home yet he was just making jokes all the while, nothing was serious to him

I hope you wouldn't turn out to be a sugar daddy in future luring young campus girls!

I can imagine a UON lad calling his girl to his room only for a sponsor to call the girl to his home at Muthaiga or Green Park for a football match!

NairobiWalker:
It's true my friend, I tell you.

When I ws in 3rd year, I bagged the most gorgeous girl from first-year courtesy of the gold rush. Chick was an angel I tell you. Brown skin, tall - similar to Sarah Hassan. I become an instant sensation. Guys ranked me. I would take her to my room and cook for her and the next time we go to her room. Nailed her till I spoofed my great-grandchildren. Then some bitches started looking at us strange. Soon she was chanuad - at UoN beauties of that standard don't waste themselves on campus boys. Her naivity left her and soon she was rolling with the mighty and famous. By the time I was in 5th year, bitch was driving a 3-series. Some Kiambu Mafia sponyo bagged her. No regrets though, the 2 months I screwed her were some of my best in campus. That was the sole reason we came to KU - KU babes didn't have as much access to sponyos like UoN babes.

If you take all those schools and compound it together,you still wouldn't cover the 1000 acres of our Main Campus.If a shuttle is useless,why not buy a fire engine? You shouldn't be depending on Sonko's men when fire is razing as hostel there!

I love the fact that Kenyatta National hospital has Kenyatta in it! It's not yours though!

NairobiWalker:
KU is not bigger, it is just in the same place. At UoN, the school of Arts in the CBD, the School of Engineering is in the CBD, the hostels for the school of Arts, Engineering, built environment are at Mamlaka, the school of built environment is in Mamlaka, the College of Sciences is in Chiromo, the Mortuary (New and old) is in Chiromo, the school of Medicine is at Kenyatta National Hospital, the school of Dentistry is opposite Nairobi hosptal, the school of law is in Parklands, the School of Business is in Lower Kabete, the School of Agriculture is in Upper Kabete, the School of International studies and Education is in Kikuyu, the School of Education Sciences is on Ngong road. You can't view the whole UoN at once like you do KU but if you brought all of them together, UoN would be way larger.

You have that shuttle because you need it. Why would we need a shuttle in UoN main Campus for instance? To ferry us from Mamlaka to CBD?

You are clearly bitter!

NairobiWalker:
I also came to KU lol. You're mistaken though if you think we came because you had cuter babes. UoN has waaay waay more beautiful babes. Remember during placement, KU always plays second fiddle.

The only reason we came was because UoN is in the city centre and our babes were used to being spoilt by the working class. Majority of us campus boys couldn't afford their lifestyles. On Fridays, the whole Mamlaka Road is a parking lot for Range Rovers, Mercs, Benzes and beamers of sponsors coming to pic the most gorgeous girls. In fact some of the most gorgeous KU girls used to flood UoN on fridays to have a piece of the sponsor cake.

KU is bigger,more spacious,the roads in here are top! We are taken around by shuttle buses,there is a lot of luxuries in here! I bet they'd be surprised seeing escalators in a library!

NairobiWalker must be among those UON boys who used to come here to party!

tylann:
Okay
But most people rank KU infrastructure ahead of UON i don't know why

We can also boast of a multi million dollar hospital! Can you?

NairobiWalker:
Lol, those are the most laughable assertions to come from you.

Babes and infrastructure? Really?

At UoN, we never bothered about KU. We saw them as our little brothers. They loved comparing themselves to us because of the few tacky buildings they did recently but when you look at the quality, you can't compare with UoN. The only edge they had was being new. UoN, put the last nail in the coffin by building the UoN tower anyway. It is bigger than all the new KU buildings combined and more modern and classy.

Check out the amphitheatre in UoN tower and compare it with KUs. Check out the quality of the seats.

https://www.uonbi.ac.ke/sites/default/files/China%20wu%20yi%20hands%20over%20tower%20to%20UoN%20management%20%284%29.JPG

Look at how tacky KUs new amphitheater is - looks like it is Nigerian.

https://www.ku.ac.ke/foodsafety/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/KU_Amphitheatre.jpg

I know!

I see lot's of UON and JKUAT guys coming to KU visits moreso during the weekends! The slayqueens here are a bit hard not to approach!

tylann:
Nairobiwalker atajam hyo story

Cheers!

tylann:
The beef between KU and UON has always been day
KU guys have Always bragged to UON guys about their superior infrastructure
In terms of babes KU floors UON

This one is a bit interesting

The value of currency in circulation in Nigeria was 1.668 trillion Naira which is about 4.4 billion when converted to US dollars (2018,March).

The value of the Kenyan shilling in circulation was 262.4 billion shillings which is about 2.6 billion US dollars ( June 2018).

What does it really mean?

Are this figures able to tell us something or they are a bit useless?

https://www.businessdailyafrica.com/datahub/Sh1-000-note-is-king-of-transactions-in-Kenya/3815418-4989690-lo1q89z/index.html

https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2018/05/16/currency-in-circulation-drops-to-n1-668-trillion/

MtisTheQubit Yobeezy rvp2018 kikuyu1 tylann TayserMahiri NairobiWalker

It was a classic,it's something that I grew up watching. Look at this excerpt of Black panther moves-Marvel knows how to bring this characters in real life.Marvel production capabilities are second to none! Don't tell me you didn't love the triple kick at 1:58 . This is where Marvel beats DC, the nitty-gritty details of the superhero's moves and abilities in real life!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_5v-TMNhx4?t=119

Justnotyou:
Really justice league? The dark Knight was legendary, Heath ledger's performance as the joker was unparalleled & you want to compare that masterpiece with what Logan? I've read marvel comics before am not a hater & I love Hugh Jackmans portrayal of wolverine but you simply can't compare against Nolan's vision.

I didn't know of that!

That would be interesting,well...KU has more nicer babes.That one I can tell you. It's a scientific fact!

tylann:
I understand KU and UON guys don't get along

They do but with a very small fraction .We are actually Africa's biggest non-resource based economy by GDP ! You can check up the revenues we get from the mining industry! Mining is something we are working on,we are yet to hack it!

forgiveness:
Minerals has also aided Kenya.

Wouldn't mind knowing the actual number of Kenyans there.The point was very very little to no Kenyans would be studying in Nigeria.It's a fact that Nigerians studying in Kenya are more in number than Kenyans studying in Nigeria.Here is a story of how an American University referred a Nigerian to study in Kenya's Jomo Kenyatta University because they had the capacity to do so,the Nigerian finally didn't have to go to US for her studies!



https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2000207165/nigerians-top-list-of-foreign-graduates-at-jomo-kenyatta-university

Quoting the article:

CENTRE OF EXCELLENCE


''Catherine Uloko, the vice director at Kaduna Polytechnic, was one of them. Her doctorate, like that of many of her fellow countrymen who graduated, is in entrepreneurship.
Dr Uloko said she came to study in Kenya after being referred by the University of Illinois when a partnership was formed to build the capacity of institutional leadership, especially on entrepreneurship.
“The polytechnic management in conjunction with the Federal Government decided to introduce entrepreneurship and decided to go to Illinois but we were told that JKUAT could offer what we were looking for without us necessarily going to the US,” she said.
She added that one of their reasons for coming to Kenya was the testimony by University of Illinois that JKUAT is a centre of excellence.''

forgiveness:
Really!?

Alright

NairobiWalker:
Yesterday.

When was the last time you've been in?

NairobiWalker:
I'm not a fan KU. Very tacky buildings like Nigerian universities.

Passing Algeria in GDP won't be easy but as for Angola, it's very doable. Look for the 2018 IMF outlook report then try to contrast the GDP projections of the two nations! As for Morocco, we will have to be at the top of our game, there are more diversified than Angola but they too can be our victims albeit it won't be as easy as Angola who is struggling now-unless things change!

samorobo:
That 8 billion is a lot for you ...it is not even up to what a nigerian politician would embezzlement .....here is my point you can never surpass Angola and Algeria. ....Angola is an oil producing nation just be cos you have discovered a few barrels in your country doesn't guarantee that you would surpass Angola. ...stop dreaming ...are you sure you are not on weed ...

You've never been to KU?

NairobiWalker:
Exactly. And the buildings are also very modern. Only Strathmore University and some South African Universities can match. The Nigerian American university is very tacky.

Looking at the first picture,the grassman did really go to school!

NairobiWalker:
United States International University, Nairobi.

https://netstorage-tuko.akamaized.net/images/0fgjhs1pf2497mjvr.jpg

https://beglinwoods.com/images/projects/educational/usiu-students-centre/gallery/usiu-student-centre-building-university-nairobi-architecture-beglinwoods-architects-3.jpg

It's a bit true I mean,if you are used to maids and servants then it's pretty much likely that you'll see that's the life.Anything short of this may be a disaster cause you are used to people serving you and you not 'serving yourself'.Perceptions might also grow, you might look down upon on maids because of the work they do which is often burdensome and low paying as so you may not wish to be like them.You'll be grateful for being born in a rich setting.

As for the economy,they do contribute-that was the point. Of course,it isn't that much but this little pay is still very crucial to them and their families so we can't disregard it.Think of it like the informal sector,it's not the most paying but it's very crucial to the system as it employs more people moreso in the developing countries!

Yobeezy:
True but in this scenario housemaids are not actively engaged in the growth of the economy especially in the production sectors where economic wealth is hugely generated.The income which they do earn boosts their PPP to some extent though it's usually a penny for the African types mostly.
They are working under a prospective personnel who is actively employed and can decide to switch jobs in different economic sectors when the economy is still grappling to attain full employment levels
In the African kingdom,I think housemaids have a negative influence in the growth of the economy where the kids whom are being taken care of by the maids will tend to grow up with the mentality that provision of their desires and wants are all being fulfilled by the maids plus the house bosses therefore chances are high for them to grow with the work phobia especially those kids rooting from high end families.
What do you think of this?

A typical DC fan.Nothing much from DC apart from Justice League. Loved it when I was little but I got to say that Marvel is more futuristic and more creative. Aquaman was great but you just can't compare it to Logan or the Avengers Infinity War!

Justnotyou:
No offence to your opinion but you clearly lack taste, marvel is barely trying if you're only considering movies , DC is the shi@ holistically from the comics, animations, tv series... you simply can't compare the Lucifer comic series to anything marvel has done to date.

We didn't start the thread,did we?

Who were more desperate then? Credit to Tonye,we now Know how f*cked up Nigeria is!

obaaderemi:
You are the desperate ones. If not, why are you sleeping and waking up on a Nigerian site?

They have always been that deperate, tylann

tylann:
I pity Nigerians
They can be that desperate

The pot calling the kettle black!

tylann:
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So what is the problem with the guy

They do!

tylann:
So Nigeria doesnt receive aid

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Danielnino00:
SMH at your ignorance.. He's been committing grammatical blunders here and there since he arrived.. that's what I meant..

But you hastily jumped in...even when I didn't quote you...

Might as well tell that to Israel,they get aid too. There is nothing like 'aid'.Nothing is given for free,I know you wouldn't understand!

68816419:
Kenya is nothing without aid.fact!