₦airaland Forum

theenchanter:
Dlicky = Jonraid. I see ya.

Kur17:

NairobiWalker:
Kenya is not Nigeria. Already 70% of us have access. In my village, all my neighbors have access and unlike you who are lucky to have 8 hours of electricity in a day, in my village, we count ourselves unlucky if we encounter a single blackout in a month.

forgiveness:
Thank God you have agreed. 82 dollars is ya minimum wage.

Yobeezy:
Does the house girl effect has anything to do with the contribution of a country's economic output GDP?

rvp2018:
I think you need to understand the context. We were fine with Somalia and all our neighbours. Always minding our business. And for nearly 20yrs - everyone went to Somalia and did whatever they wanted. Kenya was contend to stay in it's borders. Then Alshabaab started attacking kenyan bound ships and kidnapping tourist. Alshabaab had made Kismayu their HQ. We had no option except dislodge Alshabab and leave Prof Madobe Ras Kamboni militia in charge of it.

Don't start me on Ethiopia. Ethiopia has interfered with Somalia so many times I forget the count. Somaliland and Puntland are Ethiopia vassal states. They keep them as insurance against Djibouti playing hard ball in their port.

I think Kenya has for long minded it's business many of it's weak neighbour mistook that for weakness. Now that we are in Somalia - we can as well make our stay there worthwhile. And we can only do that by ensuring Ogadens ran Kismayu until Mogadishu fake Gov learns to behave.

I think Kenya should be prepared to stay longer in Somalia.

The current tiff with Kenya border is simply because Mogadishu want to have say in Kismayu - and Kenya has refused to play ball. The oil block is just a way to engineer a international dispute so Kenya can be kicked out of AMISOM - and Mogadishu can kick Prof Madobe & ran Kismayu.

Let Somali kick Alshaab in the region btw Kismayu to Mogadishu - and we can listen to them. Once they are done hidding in the bunker under Burudian & Uganda forces - they can move inch by inch from Mogadishu to Kismayu - and Kenya forces will withdraw.''

Hirad:
This could lead to a lot of problems. The more Somalia wins over the west, the more this whole Jubaland project goes into jeopardy.

This will only work if Kenya makes it’s agenda hidden and plays its cards right. If Somalia wins the ICJ case for the maritime border, the next step is to rid itself of anti-government factions within the country .

tylann:
When it comes to having fun Kenyans don't feel the tax

XhosaNostra:
That's true. I don't get it either. It makes you wonder if moms no longer teach a girl child how to feed themselves. To me it's not even about marriage, but the ability to do things for yourself.

What does the last part mean?

tylann:

I know This things will kill us

Hirad:
It’s all clan-driven. The clan that dominates Jubaland is the same clan that’s the majority in the NEP region of Kenya. They want to consolidate power in order to have more say in Kenya and/or in Somalia. It’s a purely strategic move that plays two states against each other.

I think Jubaland will stay for a long time under Kenyan influence, well as long as Madobe’s clan stays top dog there anyway.

mtisTheQubit:
haahaa ..sisemi kiyu !

XhosaNostra:
That's good to know I can cook though, I just don't know how to cook pap/ugali.

mtisTheQubit:
Yes yes yes...

mtisTheQubit:
Yes nyama choma. that what we kill our selves with over the wkend..plus some cold beer of course or other strong liquids

mtisTheQubit:
serious gal what is that ..looks like a popcorn

Hirad:
France and Ethiopia.

XhosaNostra:
Wow! He ate a lot of that ugali too. Impressive. We may all be Africans but ugali or pap is not for everyone. Personally, I don't like it when it's wobbly or sticky, it makes me nauseous. I prefer it dry like in the photo below.

Hirad:
From my understanding Puntland and Jubaland don’t want to pursue independence, it is only Somaliland that wants to secede.

I don’t see a problem in that though. If Somalis in Somalia can’t agree on unity, they should all go their own way and maybe later on in the future seek some sort of Somali League with free movement of people, goods and services.

XhosaNostra:
Wow! He ate a lot of that ugali too. Impressive. We may all be Africans but ugali or pap is not for everyone. Personally, I don't like it when it's wobbly or sticky, it makes me nauseous. I prefer it dry like in the photo below.

tylann:
Wacha nibaki na nyama tu
Matumbo hapana

Hirad:
I’ve never seen a single Somali person who believes that Alshabaab is the army of Somalia.

Alshabaab has killed 100 times more Somalis than non Somalis.

And I’m from Dire Dawa in Ethiopia.

XhosaNostra:
I guess so. We call it pap.

tylann:
Matumbo c chakula ww cwezi kula hzo vitu

XhosaNostra:
You roast them? Can you please show me a roasted version of matumbo.
Matumbo sounds more like mathumbu.

This is amathumbu.

mtisTheQubit:

tylann:
Does ostrich have balls ?
That is new to me

XhosaNostra:
Get your money, my Bantu brothers

PROVERBZ:
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forgiveness:
This is boldly lying Kenyanns here.

XhosaNostra:
Yeah, but black South Africans don't eat that.

forgiveness:
The point is your minimum wages is around 80-85 dollars. Let us not drift away from that fact. Nigerians don't receive 42,000 Naira as minimum wage. That's fat lie. Same goes to Kenya claiming to receive 13,000 shillings. Another blatant lie.