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Godiswithmee:
Good day nairalanders,

Someone close to me is in a state of dilemma and needs advise.

He has been a contract staff in one of the leading commercial banks in Nigeria and was recently converted into a full staff. The issue now is he has been deployed from South West to extreme North (Maiduguri). He has tried every means to get redeployed but all efforts proved abortive.

Considering the fasting rise of unemployment in the country, he feels it's unwise to reject the offer. Still, he's in a state of dilemma.

Should he take the job offer, even though national security is at the lowest there?

Please advise.

Please feel free to reach out if you have any contact that can help, I'll be in the comment section.

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Kriss216:
Arewa is dead and gone!

lecturer50:
Please house I need an advice.

Ever since I got a federal government job,

my relatives have been disturbing me for money.

There must always be an issue that involves money which they want me to solve.

Recently, my mom become sick.

They are threatening me that I would be held responsible if my mom dies,if I don't make sure she is cured.

But I have taken her to hospitals, and she is trying to recover.

I do this whenever I visit home since I am working in a state far from home.

Her health challenge is due to old age.

But today my uncle called me that I should resign, get back to the village and personally take care of my mom,

failure of which,if she dies, the whole family would hold me responsible for choosing job over my mom.

Can you imagine resigning your federal job to get to the village and start staying?

The calls, the demands, the attacks are getting too much for me.

Please should I just switch off my phone so that no one can contact me?

I just need advice?

Juliusmalema:
Stay on your own if you can't afford to take of your girlfriend.

You want to be having sex with someone's daughter which you called your right because she is your girlfriend not even married to you

but you can't take care of her needs which is also her right because you are broke.

Young man respect yourself stay single If you can't afford to take care of her needs.

Many are really mad in this country but few are roaming.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
The woman done see say preek pass preek.

FatherCHRISTMAS:
Abeg The Future is not FEMALE, THE FUTURE IS Casalindal

pretydiva:
Once a cheat

ZINIIBANKS:
Aje

MISSCONGENIALITY:
We are the same thing then. Were you not the client I throw out because you were wasting time trying to achieve an erection and was begging me to wait a little? Hope your dick is working now? After that I realized why your type can't settle down for one woman is because you can stand the shame of a them knowing you have a dysfunctional dicks.

MISSCONGENIALITY:

I can see some people checking of theirs has shrinked
All those guys that will wear pants around swimming pool and be showing the whole world the Anaconda in their middle, hope una own never shrink finish?
Some people actually need this shrinking.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
You don't want to hurt her and you don't want to do stuffs with her again cos she's married. You don't want to leave her and you don't want to have sex with her.
Tell me, when you started doing stuff with her, did she strip off her marriage garments? That garment that has been preventing you from having sex with her but allows you do stuffs.
What's stuffs do you even do with her in the first place. If it's the stuffs I'm thinking, what makes you think that sex is worst that those stuffs.
I know you like what she's giving you and you want more. You Just came here to make us accomplices.
Just keep enjoying another man's wife until thunder decides your matter.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
I will supply him condoms and women too. If he goes out to cheat with one woman, he will come back to meet 5women in The bedroom. I will tell the women how to handle him and then go out for icecream. Then will pay the ladies when they are done with him.
Will bring him women to satisfy him at home from time to time. There's no need fighting with a man for cheating or fight his side Chicks

RealGboy:
Immediately I regained my consciousness I found myself in a room with three bed I was in the middle of two other men who I presume to be mentally unstable too . Both men were sleeping deeply

My mouth was plastered with silver tape and both my hands and legs chained to the bed .

Chai see my life .so las las I finally ran mad ,abi which kain thing be this , I shook my head and ponderr in pain ,Kai!!!!

Well no wahala anybody that walks through that door be it Doctor,nurse or Police I will confess everything that led me to the mad Lady, Better to say the truth and be free than to be treated like a madman when I know I'm perfectly okay,.I made up my mind to confess and nothing I repeat nothing will change that ...

Just as I was still thinking ,the Doctor with a nurse and a man entered .

The man was a bit elderly but just by mere appearance you could tell he must be very rich ,he had two soldiers behind him.


The rich man turned to the Doctor and pointed at me. " Is this the man that my daughter has been calling husband ?"

" Yes sir , infact your daughter has been asking to see him saying she wants him to dance for her . I think they share a very dose bond "... Doctor replied .

" Ooh but why did you guys have to plaster his mouth ".. Rich man asked .

" Ah sir we did that because of the dangerous bite he gives people that comes close to him "... Doctor replied..

" Ooh Okay well if my daughter is in love with him so much then prepare his papers too and fly both of them abroad for better treatment, and ermm Doctor are you sure they will be fine ?. You know money is not the problem I just need assurance cos I miss my daughter"..

" Haba honorable they will be fine .your daughter case is minor since it is caused by misuse of drugs and this young man here too is not completely insane yet according to some tests we ran,trust me sir once they get to london they will be fine ".. Doctor replied..

When I heard London my initial plan to confess disappeared sharp sharp..omo if na madness go make me reach london then una never see mad person..infact I am officially a madman ,my heart was filled with joy .

"Okay doctor pls remove the plaster I'd like to ask him a question "..rich man ordered .

" Okay sir.ern Nurse bayo remove the plaster from his mouth ".. doctor replied.

Just as Nurse bayo remove the plaster the rich man asked me
"Young man what is your name ?"..

I replied David. The man looked surprise and asked "David what ?'..

I answered " David O '..

The rich man was confused and asked " David O?. What does the O stand for ??.

I replied " It stands for" DAVIDO" and added a wicked laugh to it..

" Honourable I already told you he's not completely normal yet "... Doctor replied .

" I see well pls prepare the paperwork and let them be transferred to london immediately and pls give him good food ,change his room to a more expensive single bed room.preferably close to my daughter "... Rich man ordered...

They left the room .


Typing ............

Marvieduke:
Why is it only kaduna what of other states? PAN should donate equally.

Papadoh:
Love and hate come from passion. Real hatred usually stems from love turned sour which is why they say that there's a fine line between love and hate. If you hate someone, it actually shows you care about them. Indifference, on the other, is not caring about someone at all. You don't care if they die in the next two minutes, or if they live forever, if they are happy or sad.

Zzor:
You really think I'm bothered,I've been controversial right from primary school,so I'm used to it, some of them beefing me are doing that for some personal reasons, I'm that good/bad girl you will fall in love with if you don't keep your distance,I'm blessed and I'm not just zzor ,I'm zzor in every sense of it.Now I remember you,the unforgiving man,I hope you've changed,I apologized when you took my joke for something else and you didn't acknowledge my apology, work on your mindset and learn to let go easily, I'm friends with some of them that insults me here,I don't have energy to beef anyone irrespective of what they type, this is social media and its all fun for me

KingAzari:
Gave him 1 k to give me 950 naira - my home and abroad that day. The idiot kept saying "i dey come i dey come" until I got a call before getting to the bus stop, which distracted me. The thief left with my 950. Begged to get back home and nobody even believed me until one fine girl like that had mercy on me and gave me 1k. Reason why I like women and like to help them at any chance I get.

Lagos conductors are fulltime thieves doing part-time conductor job.

Papadoh:
I'd say the opposite of love is indifference.

Joislim:
Another babalawo story, OP why didn't you mention me