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Food / Re: Unpacking, Cooking & Reviewing LAKE Rice (photos) by joowealth(m): 8:39pm On Dec 23, 2016
nice development.

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Politics / Re: What Do You Call A Female President's Husband? by joowealth(m): 10:25am On Dec 23, 2016
The first Boy In The Other Room

Politics / Re: Ayo Fayose’s 2017 Predictions As 'Directed By The Holy Spirit' by joowealth(m): 8:24am On Dec 23, 2016
Political prophesy. Why is there no good and cogent in your self postulated prophesy? Nonsense of the Nonsense.

Romance / Re: She Goes Through My Phone When I Sleep, Now See What She Caused. Advice Pls by joowealth(m): 11:36pm On Dec 20, 2016
eezeribe:


Break up with your wife to be... She can aswell leave with the love child
And you quoted the whole page like you give a Bleep?

Events / Re: Akufo-Addo, Amaechi, KSA, RMD, Obanikoro At Ovation Red Carol by joowealth(m): 3:08pm On Dec 19, 2016
Obanikor ko, Ijoyenikoro ni

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Investment / Re: "Leave MMM Alone" - Sergey Mavrodi, MMM Founder Tells Bloggers, Journalists by joowealth(m): 12:33am On Dec 19, 2016
[quote author=OZAOEKPE post=52052498]GOD please no let MMM come back, put all my enemies to shame cry



my ex used all her money cause of greed(money you no work for) to play MMM, and not up to 2 weeks it crashed come see joy for my heart. I am the happiest man on earth grin[/quote
but u wicked gan o o.
Romance / Re: Lady Says Her Man Is Her "MMM" In Pre-Wedding Photo by joowealth(m): 10:43pm On Dec 15, 2016
seunlly:
Wetin be the full meaning.
I no see am wella
It means Moku Mogbe Modaran grin
seunlly:
Wetin be the full meaning.
I no see am wella
It means Moku Mogbe Modaran
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At The Airport (photos) by joowealth(m): 8:46pm On Nov 23, 2016
TINALETC3:
Dis proposal of a tin shaaa undecided, 2 dat guy dat may b thinking of proposing to me, make sure u inform me b4 doing so, 2 avoid rejection,. U jst wake up one morning and decide to propose 2 me in public like dis, do u no weda I hv anoda person in mind ,,

You should know the level of understanding in a relationship that led to proposal. it's not just a matter of waking up and propose.

After that na their pre-wedding pix u go dey see.

wake up.
Politics / Re: The 8 Bills Signed Into Law By Buhari by joowealth(m): 10:08am On Nov 19, 2016
Princelegacylemoha:
We Are Tired !! . *Nothing is New* *Repeatation* *Renovation* *Ammendments* *Patching*
You forgot to add paddling.
Religion / Re: Oritsejafor At Celebration Of Life Of Falegan In Ekiti (Pics) by joowealth(m): 6:25am On Nov 19, 2016
KiNiBiGd:
Dis her gele sef grin
I think say na only me sight the gele no o. No be small load o.

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Politics / Re: Ambode Unveils Eko Atlantic Pearl Tower (Photos) by joowealth(m): 10:43pm On Nov 12, 2016
Godprotectigbos:



ofonja i kw u are not proud of ur southwasete ..but anyway grin grin grin grin grin grin grin



lagos is nigeria commonwealth state....all nigeria have a stake in lagos



u can go to OSUN, OYO ,EKITI ETC AND CLAIM it as south wastes i dont care tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

But chairman, you no get shame o o o. A thief fighting for what does not belongs to him.

Even God respects territory, talk less of you "FUCKING FLAT HEAD" claiming unwarranted rights and shares of another's entitlement.

You better wake up from your slumber before it too late!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Receives Senators From South- East, Led By Ekweremadu (photos) by joowealth(m): 9:58pm On Nov 09, 2016
Oldlayez:
How did we get here? I hate anything that has to do with Buhari and even if he stand with my mama, I will stone both of them.


I really hate that man called buhari

Then GO AND DIE na.
Properties / Please, Can Someone Answer This Bugging Question? by joowealth(m): 4:34am On Nov 07, 2016
Does building a house amounts to an achievement for a bachelor?
Car Talk / Re: Security Vehicles Made By Brothers From Ekiti State (Pics). by joowealth(m): 4:18am On Nov 07, 2016
Godprotectigbos:


U mean is better Dan planting Oshogbo weed

NO, better than flat heads and cucumber+........buzz as shown on your profile pic. LOLS.

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Politics / Jibrin Bags Anti-corruption Award In London. by joowealth(m): 10:51pm On Nov 06, 2016
A top London-based newspaper, African Voice, has honoured a member of the House of Representatives, Abdulmumin Jibrin, with African Voice Leadership in Legislative Governance Awards 2016 for his commitment to legislative duties and fight against corruption in Nigeria.

Mr. Jibrin was recently suspended by the House of Representatives for accusing Speaker Yakubu Dogara, Deputy Speaker Yusuf Lasun, Chief Whip Alhassan Doguwa, Minority Leader Leo Ogor and a few other members of monumental fraud in the 2016 budget.

In a letter signed by the Publisher/Editor-in-Chief of the newspaper, Mike Abiola, the paper described Mr. Jibrin as a deserving recipient of the award.

“The African Voice Leadership in Governance Awards recognises African leaders who have shown dedication to developing their State/countries, by
demonstrating exemplary leadership.”

“The attention of the international community has been drawn to your
commitment to the people of Nigeria and Kano State in particular. Your effort in helping to eradicate corruption is commendable”

“The 20th African Voice Newspaper Leadership in Legislative
Governance Awards Investiture ceremony will take place on Saturday 5 November, 2016 and will be attended by Foreign
& Commonwealth Officials, African diplomats in the UK, British
Politicians, Members of Parliament and influential business leaders”

“The event has a dedicated followership of high net worth individuals
and the crème de crème of the British diverse community,” the letter added.

Speaking after the award held at the Banqueting Venue, London on Saturday, the lawmaker thanked the newspaper for finding him worthy of the award.

“Thank you African Voice Newspaper for this award. The award is a huge morale booster because it is coming at a very difficult and challenging period. It’s a period I had to leave my post as Appropriation chairman of the House of Representatives, suspended through subterranean means by Speaker Yakubu Dogara and received several threats to my life by the highly placed public officials I accused of corruption.
“My offence is disagreeing with some corrupt leaders of the House including the Speaker over the 2016 budget fraud and insisting that the right thing must be done, exposing individual and systemic corruption in the House and rejecting immunity for Principal officers of the House.

“Despite the difficulties I am going through, I will never be cowed to silence. I asure you I will never retreat from this worthy line of action. I shall remain committed to the fight against corruption in the House of Representatives and Nigeria as a whole.

“I dedicate this award to millions of Nigerians home and abroad who are suffering today because of the massive theft of our common wealth, budget fraud and monumental corruption in the House of Representatives which assumed an unprecedented dimension under the leadership of Speaker Yakubu Dogara,” Mr. Jibrin added.

Source: http://abusidiqu.com/jibrin-bags-anti-corruption-award-london/
Crime / Re: Pastor Arrested In Ogun For ‘raping’ And Impregnating Lover’s Daughter (pic) by joowealth(m): 10:29pm On Nov 06, 2016
This is just so pathetic! But why . . . . . . God save us from evil people
Jokes Etc / Joke - Bad Guy. by joowealth(m): 6:36am On Oct 25, 2016
Young man, you are coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing gum.
That’s a sign of disrespect!
Akpos: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
Father-In-Law: You mean you drink and smoke and you are here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?
Akpos: Sir I only drink and smoke when I go to the club.
Father-In-Law: You club too?
Akpos: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison.
Father-In-Law: You’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!
Akpos: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!
Father-In-Law: What!!! You’re a killer and you me to give you my daughter’s hand in marriage?
Akpos: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me marry his daughter, so I killed him.
Father-In-Law: You are highly welcome my son. You are on the right track. You are absolutely the right man for my daughter
Romance / Re: Bride Runs Away From Wedding Venue After Realising Groom Is Not A Chevron Staff by joowealth(m): 6:48am On Oct 21, 2016
Omo, no be small thing o o o. This recession time self . . . . People are not smiling.
Romance / Re: Bride Runs Away From Wedding Venue After Realising Groom Is Not A Chevron Staff by joowealth(m): 6:48am On Oct 21, 2016
Omo, no be small thing o o o. This recession time self . . . . People are not smiling.
Romance / Bride Runs Away From Wedding Venue After Realising Groom Is Not A Chevron Staff by joowealth(m): 6:45am On Oct 21, 2016
This is the trending story of an hilarious moment when a new bride reportedly took to her heels from the venue of her wedding after realising that the man she was about saying ‘Yes, I do ’ to was not who he claim to be.
The incident which was said have happened in Eket Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom State , according to a Facebook user who posted the picture of the runaway bride , the groom reportedly told the woman he met on social media that he worked with a giant oil company, Chevron Nigeria Plc.
The man had allegedly posted on his social media accounts that he was a staff of the multinational oil and gas company, but on the wedding day , the bride discovered that he had nothing to do with the oil company and decided to abandon her wedding .
But she could not go far enough as the groom and other guests gave her a hot chase and were able to persuade her to return back to the venue of the wedding .
Source: http://www.informationng.com/2016/08/bride-runs-away-from-wedding-venue-after-realising-groom-is-not-a-chevron-staff.html
Politics / Re: Why I Can’t Say How The Chibok Girls Were Released – Buhari by joowealth(m): 9:19pm On Oct 17, 2016
MXrep:

omenka how far? bubu is an olodo, each boko commander released will cause destruction of lives and properties worth more than the millions of dollars the PhD holder negotiated with. BH will also kidnap more girls when they exhaust the ones they have after using them to achieve whatever goal they want and the endless cycle continues

Arrant Nonsense, what sort of human being are you? While not put yourself in those girls' PARENTS' Shoe and see how it felt to lost a child! Please be HUMANE!!!
Properties / Ogun-land-grabbers-risk-25-years-jail-death by joowealth(m): 5:54am On Oct 13, 2016
The Ogun State House of Assembly has passed a bill proposing 25 years imprisonment or death sentence for anyone found guilty of placing on any land or landed property any agent for the purpose of forceful takeover of the said land with arms or other offensive weapons.
According to the bill, death sentence applies when a life is or lives are lost in such forceful takeover of land. Kidnappers also risk life sentence.
The bill, which was passed into law on Tuesday, is currently awaiting the governor’s assent.
The bill equally spelt out N5m fine or 10 years imprisonment or both for anyone found guilty of placing on any land or landed property any agent for the purpose of forceful takeover of the said land.
The bill, which is titled, “A bill for a law to prohibit forcible entry and occupation of landed properties, violent and fraudulent conducts in relation to landed properties,’ armed robbery, kidnapping, cultism and allied matters and for other matters incidental thereto or connected therewith.”
The bill was sponsored by the Deputy Speaker, Olakunle Taiwo Oluomo, representing Ifo 1 State constituency.

Source: http://punchng.com/ogun-land-grabbers-risk-25-years-jail-death/
Politics / Re: “You Can’t Summon Buhari Through Newspaper" - Presidency Tells National Assembly by joowealth(m): 3:56pm On Oct 08, 2016
drss:
dis is it! nigeria is officially in authoritarian dictatorship. does d dullard know national assembly is not a appendage of d executive does he know dat national assembly is more powerful dan d executive does d dullard know dat national assambly has d power to sack him if dis con3 was a sane, d dullard would have been impeached sinced last year cos he has commited many impeachable offences.
why ar my concern sef. buari was never a democrat. surely a leopard never changes his spots. buari of 1984 is still d same full breed tyrant of 2016.

nonsensical.
abeg cut d crap.
Romance / Re: Photo Of A Man Kissing A Mannequin In A Boutique by joowealth(m): 7:41am On Oct 08, 2016
whaaaaaaaaaooooooot....

Properties / Re: How To Get Building Plan Approval In Lagos by joowealth(m): 6:40am On Oct 08, 2016
Ok na. Naijaaaaaaa
Crime / Re: Man Caught With Human Skulls In Ogun (Photo) by joowealth(m): 8:26pm On Oct 05, 2016
ArabMopol:
NANC reporting live from Ogun State
Name Oluwatosin Akorede,
Region West
State Ogun
Occupation Ritualist
physique black like charcoal, corn head
exbit caught with human skull



afonjas are diabolic and evil
I don't blame you motherfucker.
Crime / Re: Man Caught With Human Skulls In Ogun (Photo) by joowealth(m): 8:23pm On Oct 05, 2016
ArabMopol:
NANC reporting live from Ogun State
Name Oluwatosin Akorede,
Region West
State Ogun
Occupation Ritualist
physique black like charcoal, corn head
exbit caught with human skull



afonjas are diabolic and evil
I don't blame you motherfucker.
Crime / Re: Man Caught With Human Skulls In Ogun (Photo) by joowealth(m): 8:19pm On Oct 05, 2016
mangojuice:
undecided undecided wisdom from cone shaped head you mean?
lols
TV/Movies / Re: Funny Pics You Can Relate To If Your Wife Is A Fan Of Indian Movies!!! by joowealth(m): 6:40pm On Oct 02, 2016
lols
Agriculture / Re: Hardworking Female Farmer Processing Garri (Photos) by joowealth(m): 10:53pm On Sep 16, 2016
whatdfuck
Properties / Re: What Is The Difference Between Power Of Attorney And Deed Of Assignment??? by joowealth(m): 7:30am On Sep 11, 2016
ANENEANDASSOC:


Deed of assignment is mere paper not backed by law .But Power of attorney is a legal document transferring ownership of property from one party to another. it is signed,sealed and stamped and entered .It is very essential when processing your certificate of occupancy moreover i hope you have checked with AGIS and FCDA the authenticity of such land that you purchased. ..If you need enlightenment contact me on whatsapp 08024808190. m an estate surveyor and valuer.

What an ignoramus kind of person is this. you talk like a fool or fraudster.
Please stop misleading people if you don't know what to say ok. Deed of Assignment is not a mere piece of paper nor invalid in law. In fact, that is what the OP needs right now in respect of the said land not Power of Attorney.

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Education / Re: SIX Secrets That Your Girlfriend Won’t Let You. by joowealth(m): 2:30am On Sep 10, 2016
vokes247:
E.O.D
meaning: End Of Discussion. you nailed it ma guy.

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