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RomanceRe: "My Breasts Are Like Towers!" by jopretty(f): 10:42pm On Feb 18, 2017
Na wa for this reasoning oo
LadyB1195:
Her breasts are no Virgin at all
BusinessRe: Kudos To Diamond Bank by jopretty(f): 8:42pm On Feb 18, 2017
They've been refunding my money since last week.
RomanceRe: "My Breasts Are Like Towers!" by jopretty(f): 8:23pm On Feb 18, 2017
Dear Op, just as every body shape aint the same, so every lady's breast is different from another. Don't expect every woman to have firm round and strong breast. A friend of mine got married as a Virgin but her breasts were already loyal and they've been like that since they pop out her chest. Don't make some ladies begin to feel guilty and ashamed of their bodies when they've never been touched.
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Couple Who Met At NYSC In Bayelsa by jopretty(f): 7:30pm On Feb 11, 2017
Oh waw! Congratulations. Don't forget to post wedding pictures.
EducationRe: Please, Is Jamb Form Out??? by jopretty(f): 8:53am On Feb 11, 2017
It is not out yet.
Jokes EtcRe: Write Your Name In Chinese (funny) by jopretty(f): 9:03pm On Feb 09, 2017
Ok...
laplace19:
Zumokuta..... Almost same
Jokes EtcRe: Write Your Name In Chinese (funny) by jopretty(f): 7:54pm On Feb 09, 2017
Zumokato... hian! angry
CultureRe: I Want To Learn Owerri Dialect by jopretty(f): 9:33am On Feb 09, 2017
It's 'Ishi nini' not 'eshi nini'...dear op, anyi ka kushiri gi asusu ala owerri, mana e ga enwe ndidi rukwu...
RomanceRe: My Gal's Insecurity And False Prophecies, Is Becomn 2 Much by jopretty(f): 10:05pm On Jan 14, 2017
So, what do you want us to do for you now?
RomanceRe: My Pre-wedding Photoshoot by jopretty(f): 9:22pm On Dec 29, 2016
98% correct smiley
kaymart:
lol.

i dont knw u bt I can sense it dat u r good person.
aren't u?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Who Slaughtered Goat For Christmas Trends Online. Photos by jopretty(f): 12:10pm On Dec 29, 2016
Yea...
Bobbysmart6:
and wen slaughting a goat.mak sure u hold d knife to it throat on til it cut of the throat totally
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Who Slaughtered Goat For Christmas Trends Online. Photos by jopretty(f): 9:31am On Dec 29, 2016
Ok...
stelaar:
hmmmm lie-nusss tongue grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Who Slaughtered Goat For Christmas Trends Online. Photos by jopretty(f): 8:03am On Dec 29, 2016
There's nothing hard in slaughtering a goat nau, I did that on 24th when my kidbro was forming busy playing PS4 with his friend. I just quickly cut the animal and summoned him to roast and cut it. As long as the goat is well tied, you are good to go!
RomanceRe: My Pre-wedding Photoshoot by jopretty(f): 3:50pm On Dec 27, 2016
Like you know me or what? angry
kaymart:
just go get the best behavior with good sense of decency nd humour then we ll swarm all over you.
love u deary
RomanceRe: Share The Current Weather In Your Location by jopretty(f): 7:07am On Dec 27, 2016
Hian! When you see person dey short of words you suppose understand say the thing don pass him power. Jos is freezing things.
HQuadreal:
So cold no reach that place.
RomanceRe: My Pre-wedding Photoshoot by jopretty(f): 7:00am On Dec 27, 2016
I love this oo. May this love you both share wax stronger each day. I see me posting mine in 2017 Ameeeeennnnn
RomanceRe: Share The Current Weather In Your Location by jopretty(f): 6:47am On Dec 27, 2016
All I can say is, Jos is wonderful!!
Music/RadioRe: #headies2016 See Full List Of All The Winners From The Headies Awards 2016 by jopretty(f): 6:40am On Dec 23, 2016
You just jam-pack everything..kai!! Very annoying to read.
Christianity EtcRe: Write The Lyrics Of Your Favorite Christian Worship Songs by jopretty(f): 9:19am On Dec 05, 2016
Amen!
bennyann:
I believe God has given us the grace to be among those that will behold His face. I just pray we don't misuse it.

You know on that day you will so be in awe of Him that you may forget you promised to sing Him a song cheesy

But don't worry, He'll remind you and put His song on your lips to help you fulfill your promise. The host of angels, cloud of witnesses and all the saints will join you with one Accord in Jesus name! Amen.

It is well with our souls. smiley
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Daddy Freeze's Fiancee And His Son by jopretty(f): 9:18am On Dec 05, 2016
And that's your headache? Abi she dey complain ne?
Hadez:
This girl is the biggest fool ever. You already have a child for him, you live in his house and cook for him so doing other wife duties and he still calls you a fiancee
Christianity EtcRe: Write The Lyrics Of Your Favorite Christian Worship Songs by jopretty(f): 10:09pm On Dec 04, 2016
I'm gonna sing it to HIM one day when I behold him face to face.
bennyann:
You brought the song back to my memory. I love the song
Christianity EtcRe: Write The Lyrics Of Your Favorite Christian Worship Songs by jopretty(f): 7:08pm On Dec 04, 2016
I really do not know the author of this song. I also wish to know.
Pidgin2:
Please who sang this song? It's so deep "Down at your feet oh Lord is the most high place

There's no where else as high as being at the feet of the most High God

" And kneel before your throne I'm amazed at your glory"

There's nothing more awesome than beholding God's glory while on your knees
Christianity EtcRe: Write The Lyrics Of Your Favorite Christian Worship Songs by jopretty(f): 2:40pm On Dec 04, 2016
Down at your feet oh Lord,
Is the most high place
In your presence Lord
I seek your face...
I seek your face
There is no higher calling
No greater honor than to bow
And kneel before your throne
Am amazed at your glory
Embraced by your mercies
Oh lord,
I live to worship you.
RomanceRe: . by jopretty(f):
It is obvious this guy loves you. Babe, go ahead and be with him. Your first/ex does not deserve to have you.
RomanceRe: . by jopretty(f): 9:59am On Dec 04, 2016
Hahahahaaa, guy you got me laughing. But you hit the nail inside the head.
soberdrunk:
The type of threads i open sometimes sha, anyway i am here!! I am here!! I may as well contribute------My sister if you use a particular Uba atm and he debit you three times without dispensing cash, wont you try gtbank or firstbank? Nor be everybody way price market dey buy oo, all that sentiment of "i cant date my ex bfs friend", "what will people say" na him keep some single ladies at 39 for Shiloh angry
RomanceRe: Checkout The First Soup I Have Ever Cooked. by jopretty(f): 9:53am On Dec 04, 2016
Biko, is that a veggie soup or veggie porridge? You tried sha seeing it is your first time. wink
EventsRe: Beautiful Pictures Of A Nairalander Wedding by jopretty(f): 9:42pm On Dec 03, 2016
Can't find no pictures oo
PetsRe: The Persecution Of Cats In Nigeria by jopretty(f): 9:34am On Nov 26, 2016
I used to have a white cat with pink lips I named Maureen. Gosh she was adorable, she used to sleep with me on my bed and was loved by everyone until one security guard felt my Maureen was better used for peppersoup than pet. I still feel bad and can't wait to have a replica of her. Still searching.
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Joyful Testimony,join Me To Thank God Nairalanders. by jopretty(f): 11:06am On Nov 24, 2016
Well, if you say so. I am more concerned about rendering help to those who need it the most. For what you and your fam is doing to others, God bless you too.
gloriousangel7:
lol @ jopretty common funny you,Actually is no every one that love to broadcast what they have done for other and by Gods grace my family have used the Richie's God gave us to bless alot of people here in nigeria and abroad and by Gods grace we will keep doing more,like i said my Dad has warned me about social media if not i would have shown u somethings....i pray God bles you as well and other Nairalander,so that we will keep doing help to others without making a public annoucement on how many people you have helped...thanks
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Joyful Testimony,join Me To Thank God Nairalanders. by jopretty(f): 10:35am On Nov 24, 2016
Ok...so, what should we thank God for? That you travel from country to country making yourself happy or that you extended a helping hand to someone who couldn't afford a healthy meal in a day and the person said "thank you" with tears in their eyes? Which one?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Friend Of Mine In US Is Interested In Meeting Beautiful Nigerian Girl. Holla! by jopretty(f): 12:42pm On Nov 19, 2016
Hahhahahahaa, single but not searching.
OPCNAIRALAND:
So whatsup, you are the only one engaging. Whats your situation? Are you single, available, beautiful, wanna give it try? grin

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