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Education › Re: What Number Comes After Trillion? See The Name Of The World Largest Numbers by jopretty(f): 6:22pm On Sep 01, 2016

Hahahhaahhahaa...this your question carry weight oo. Can't stop laughing. cheesy

menxer:
If you are asked to count from one to centillion, how many years will it take?

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Romance › Re: At What Age Should A Guy/lady Get Married??? by jopretty(f): 2:40pm On Aug 29, 2016

I don't know when people will stop asking this question. Well if you must know, a lady/guy can get married when they are independent and has stopped seeking for their parents consent in major decision partaking their life. undecided

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Sacked As IPOB Leader. Accused Of Betraying d Struggle-Vanguard by jopretty(f): 10:23pm On Aug 28, 2016

Nna Mehn this your reply is Epic to me ooo heheheheheee cheesy

ReddLabel:
You are just ranting, no sense in your writeup. Vanguard is now Lagos-Ibadan propaganda tool? Are you programmed to be this stoopid?

Politics › Re: Wickedness! Wailers Now Admit Chibok Was Real by jopretty(f): 9:28pm On Aug 28, 2016

My dad just came back from Chibok, the stories he's telling is terrible...anyone who says the chibok tale is a scam should better pray they don't witness and feel the pain those parents are going through now. cry

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Nairaland General › Re: My Type Are Seen As Outcast In This Part Of The World by jopretty(f): 4:41pm On Aug 27, 2016

I know someone who doesn't take Alcohol, doesn't smoke, doesn't club, doesn't womanize, has just a friend, loves being indoors...I can go on and on. So ma dear, you aint the only one.

Celebrities › Re: Age Controversy Trails Funke Akindele, 39 Or 40? - Expressng.com by jopretty(f): 10:54am On Aug 26, 2016

Maybe she meant '39 sneaks' and counting..lol grin

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Romance › Re: Copied:Cousin sister by jopretty(f): 5:57am On Aug 26, 2016

That explains it. Kpele!!

nNEOo:
I will try,it just that am not good in English

Romance › Re: Copied:Cousin sister by jopretty(f): 10:51pm On Aug 25, 2016

Pls can you repeat in readable English? huh

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Romance › Re: Should A 200k Salary Earner Start A Family by jopretty(f): 7:28pm On Aug 25, 2016

I'm sending a direct reply to the original Op. Not to you. You only copied and pasted

chris2face:
I guess u didn't read my post

Romance › Re: Surprise Your Fiance: Order Soup Online And Get It Delivered To Him In Abuja by jopretty(f): 7:25pm On Aug 25, 2016

Surprise my hubby with an online put of soup kwa? undecided

why then am I his wife if I can't prepare a very delicious soup for him myself? Hian!! Tomorrow, we'll hear "surprise your hubby with a sexy lady to do him what you can't cos of your tight and busy schedule" angry

Romance › Re: Should A 200k Salary Earner Start A Family by jopretty(f): 6:04pm On Aug 25, 2016

So many people got married while earning below 50k...and this one earning 200k is asking? Pls just wait till your money begins growing on trees, you hear!

Romance › Re: Fadeke And Tunde's Grecian Themed Pre-Wedding Photos by jopretty(f): 9:41pm On Aug 24, 2016

fuckpro:
... the red sea had been divided years ago ... he is musing weather its going to be delightful slow stroll or a 10 minute dash through ravine ... you know the drill

Romance › Re: Fadeke And Tunde's Grecian Themed Pre-Wedding Photos by jopretty(f): 8:46pm On Aug 24, 2016

Lemme check my bible..ana'm abia

llaykorn:
The man who did it the first time; was he Greek?

Romance › Re: Fadeke And Tunde's Grecian Themed Pre-Wedding Photos by jopretty(f): 4:32pm On Aug 24, 2016

Dude looks like he's about dividing the red sea again.lol grin

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Politics › Re: Tension As Division Hits IPOB, Splinter Group To Denounce Biafra On Oct 1 by jopretty(f): 4:28pm On Aug 24, 2016

Hmmmm!! I hope someone won't come up and say "I never granted this interview"

Celebrities › Re: Taiwo Aromokun's Twin Boys In Agbada Outfit by jopretty(f): 9:35am On Aug 22, 2016

HateU2:
I need this too o.
First set, girls
Second set , boys

And I will be done with labour room

Amen oo I need same too. And identical sets.

Events › Re: Nigerian Bride Refuses To Wear Makeup On Her Wedding Day (photo) by jopretty(f): 9:20am On Aug 22, 2016

She's got a nude lipstick on. She's pretty though.

Travel › Re: PHOTONEWS: Ice Rain In Jos Today by jopretty(f): 9:01pm On Aug 21, 2016

My beautiful plateau state. Dear Lord, grant me a job in Jos. I just love that town.

Business › Re: Excess Fresh Tomatoes Floods Calabar Markets by jopretty(f): 2:15pm On Aug 13, 2016

I got a basket of tomatoes for 800 this morning in Kaduna. Waiting for other food items to follow in tomatoes step. Lol

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Career › Re: Caption This Picture Of A Beautiful Lady Selling Roasted Corn By The Road Side by jopretty(f): 7:55pm On Aug 09, 2016

That's Adesua Etomi, a Nollywood actress. A scene from a movie.

Romance › Re: Our Chat 7 Years Ago On Facebook, We Got Married Last Week by jopretty(f): 5:40pm On Aug 09, 2016

Congratulations oo, but this una combo sha..

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Literature › Re: Which Of These Did You Read? by jopretty(f): 8:02am On Aug 09, 2016

lexiconkabir:
Lost mine when we were relocating from cross river state to lagos , wish my kids can read them too...anyway i will still try my best to get all of them in hardcopy(getting them in pdf is easy)

sorry about that, some bookshops still have those books, just try your best and I assure you, you'll get them.

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Literature › Re: Which Of These Did You Read? by jopretty(f): 7:44am On Aug 09, 2016

I've read all and more. I have all of those tucked safely in a big box for my kids to read also.

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Health › Re: Bleeding After Coitus (sex) Help by jopretty(f): 12:10am On Aug 09, 2016

She should find a qualified doctor/gynaecologist and complain to him. I wish her a wholesome recovery.

Politics › Re: Breaking News: Shekau Vows To Kill Buhari, Buratai, SK Usman In New Video by jopretty(f): 11:59pm On Aug 08, 2016

Always seen in the forest like a kuvukiland hunter. Mtchewww, na only you and your kind know wetin una dey fight and kill people for. If your 'allah' wants to destroy this world, will he need your help to do so? Mtcheeewwwww again! undecided

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Family › Re: It's Going To 5years I Got Married And I Still Dont Feel Close To My Husband by jopretty(f): 10:00pm On Aug 07, 2016

Sorry about your predicament, but let me ask, did you guys date or people brought you together and marriage happened? And again, before marriage, was he displaying these signs and you ignored thinking marriage would change him? If the latter be the case, I suggest you just endure maybe one day, he'll loosen a bit otherwise, you'll just have to manage him like that.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: After 2years Of NYSC,I Got A Job Today. by jopretty(f): 4:43pm On Aug 06, 2016

Heheheheheheeee...[quote author=AfricanApple post=48249501][/quote]

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: After 2years Of NYSC,I Got A Job Today. by jopretty(f): 4:05pm On Aug 06, 2016

I just met a Rev. Father and he has asked me to make peace with you and because I'm a Chineke sombodi, I will *extends her hand* ngwa shake it now oo you have no choice. Lol

AfricanApple:
hian! runs to get my amadioha submachine gun

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: After 2years Of NYSC,I Got A Job Today. by jopretty(f): 3:50pm On Aug 06, 2016

AfricanApple:
ehhhn *wears bums short. grabs my pistol* oya ayaf cross the line. do your worst

pistol kwa? You wicked die. Wait for me, I'm coming. *runs to Okija shrine*

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: After 2years Of NYSC,I Got A Job Today. by jopretty(f): 8:41am On Aug 06, 2016

AfricanApple:
Because you have horns? or what

lmao if you think anyone should be afraid of you because you are the don on this forum, nne you don miss road, na one chance sef

*ties wrapper on her waist, and graps a pestle* *draws line on the ground* ngwa cross this line and see! angry

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