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Fashion / Re: Affordable Unisex Palm Sandals Available by jopretty(f): 10:23pm On May 24, 2020 |
Where are samples of the ones he made? |
Religion / Re: Christian Music And Gospel Music: Understanding The Difference by jopretty(f): 9:50pm On May 24, 2020 |
CAPSLOCKED: 1 Like |
Romance / Re: "My Breasts Are Like Towers!" by jopretty(f): 3:54am On Sep 15, 2017 |
That means you can't vouch for your sisters? |
Politics / Re: South-East Governors Almost Mobilized Buses, Trucks To Evacuate Igbos From North by jopretty(f): 11:27pm On Jun 07, 2017 |
Go and swallow your sleeping pills, boy. timsTNA: |
Politics / Re: South-East Governors Almost Mobilized Buses, Trucks To Evacuate Igbos From North by jopretty(f): 11:15pm On Jun 07, 2017 |
If all igbos residing in these northern states come back home, Biko where will they stay? That will be when one uncle will remember that his late brother once stole and ate his yam and then would want to revenge on his nieces and nephews. You guys had better think twice oo 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by jopretty(f): 8:43pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
Love is wonderful 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: If You’re Not Married At 26, Prepare To Remain Single Forever! by jopretty(f): 6:29am On Apr 07, 2017 |
So, if my man isn't ready to settle down when I clocked 26, I should find someone else because of what one nonsense confused scientist postulated? One shouldn't go into marriage cos of this, rather get married when you know you are ready; financially, physical, emotional etc. Besides, scientists can't know it all more than the creator. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Food / Re: Have U Come Across This Before, What is it called? by jopretty(f): 4:18pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
That's a swordfish. 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Post Your April Fools Day Prank by jopretty(f): 1:08pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Very true! Martinez19: |
Jokes Etc / Re: Post Your April Fools Day Prank by jopretty(f): 1:08pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Martinez19: |
Jokes Etc / Re: Post Your April Fools Day Prank by jopretty(f): 11:12am On Apr 01, 2017 |
Biko let it kill me. You don't know what a "friend and colleague" have done to me before right under my nose. Martinez19: |
Jokes Etc / Re: Post Your April Fools Day Prank by jopretty(f): 10:50am On Apr 01, 2017 |
He called me first thing this morning as always to say he had an August visitor who travelled all the way from Lag to attend a wedding but her host's number wasn't going thru so she decided to lodge at his place at 2am bein the only person she could think of. I was like "ehh! Biko repeat that again" before he could finish, I found myself at his place oo...he was surprised and was like "my queen, it's April fool na, you just got pranked" amidst laughter but trust me, I searched the whole apartment before settling for a cup of cold water to calm my nerves. Kai! I wii revenge. Lol. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Do Not Know What Is Happening To Our Relationships And I Am So Confused.. by jopretty(f): 6:14am On Apr 01, 2017 |
Babe, the signs are boldly written, you just do not want to believe it. He won't walk with you down the aisle so I suggest you make up your mind to leave him and move on. |
Family / Re: Say No To Child Marriage by jopretty(f): 12:07am On Mar 30, 2017 |
This is a stale news, bros. It happened in 2014. |
Crime / Re: After Medical Doctor, Another Woman Jumps Into Lagos Lagoon by jopretty(f): 10:12am On Mar 21, 2017 |
What exactly is happening inside that lagoon? |
Religion / Re: Queen Esther Opens Up On El-rufai, Keyamo And Apostle Suleiman by jopretty(f): 10:07am On Mar 21, 2017 |
Hmmm...it is well. This our Kada city is always in the news. |
Health / Re: Mother Of Doctor Who Jumped Into Lagoon: "My Son Will Be Rescued Alive" by jopretty(f): 9:53am On Mar 21, 2017 |
Marriage plans underway? Pls can they ask the lady if they, by any means, had any prolonged issues. |
Health / Re: Keep This Food Away From The Refrigerator! by jopretty(f): 7:23pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
Na wa, una just dey confuse us. Before, we were told to store half-chopped onion in the fridge cos of bacteria, now if it stays in the fridge bacteria will attack it. Which one person go follow biko? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Oldest Goat Ever, Dies At 35 by jopretty(f): 11:31am On Feb 25, 2017 |
Hahahahahahaaa abeg no kii me with laugh oo...that's why most times, I don't reply when they quote me. haywire07: |
Romance / Re: Kaduna Hotel Where Girls Dance Unclad For Money Uncovered by jopretty(f): 7:02am On Feb 25, 2017 |
Yes, that's one of the routes to my church. BUTCHCASSIDY: |
Romance / Re: Kaduna Hotel Where Girls Dance Unclad For Money Uncovered by jopretty(f): 11:08pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
Haaa! Guy, we are in kd oo. The situation is like whats happening in most part of nigeria where only villages are attacked but the cities are calm. That's how kaduna is, we are praying for peace and calmness datigbogirl: |
Romance / Re: Kaduna Hotel Where Girls Dance Unclad For Money Uncovered by jopretty(f): 11:02pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
Sharia? In Kada city? No na. Maybe in tudun wada but not in sabo area or anywhere in kaduna south. abbeyty: 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Kaduna Hotel Where Girls Dance Unclad For Money Uncovered by jopretty(f): 10:56pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
There are about 5 hotel/strip clubs around that post office road, but I'm suspecting 'house 50/50' you'd see guys coming out from there with whitish stuff beneath their noses. As for the girls, hmmmn most times when I sight them, I just conclude they are ghosts from angwan boro cementary. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Fulani Herders Pray At Graveyard Of Their Members Killed In Kaduna By Christians by jopretty(f): 8:37pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
Praying that what should happen to their souls when they already know? Mtcheeewwww 4 Likes 1 Share |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pretty Girl Needs A Serious Bf That Will Lead To Marriage (with Pics) by jopretty(f): 5:26pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Already telling prospective suitors 'ntoo?' with your tongue out like that. |
Food / Re: Some Very Disgusting Meals From Around The Worls by jopretty(f): 8:41am On Feb 19, 2017 |
Ewwwwwwww to all...very disgusting. |
Romance / Re: "My Breasts Are Like Towers!" by jopretty(f): 5:46am On Feb 19, 2017 |
True! And the OP expects such breasts firm and pointy too Shossie: |
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