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Fashion / Re: Affordable Unisex Palm Sandals Available by jopretty(f): 10:23pm On May 24, 2020
Where are samples of the ones he made?
Religion / Re: Christian Music And Gospel Music: Understanding The Difference by jopretty(f): 9:50pm On May 24, 2020
grin grin
CAPSLOCKED:
NOTHING BEATS THE IGBO CHRISTIAN MUSIC OF THE EARLY 2000'S. THEIR EXCLAMATION OF "UMU CHINEKE" AND CHOREOGRAPHY IS SOMETHING ELSE.

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Romance / Re: "My Breasts Are Like Towers!" by jopretty(f): 3:54am On Sep 15, 2017
That means you can't vouch for your sisters?
Politics / Re: South-East Governors Almost Mobilized Buses, Trucks To Evacuate Igbos From North by jopretty(f): 11:27pm On Jun 07, 2017
Go and swallow your sleeping pills, boy.
timsTNA:



*Yawn* Go cook
Politics / Re: South-East Governors Almost Mobilized Buses, Trucks To Evacuate Igbos From North by jopretty(f): 11:15pm On Jun 07, 2017
If all igbos residing in these northern states come back home, Biko where will they stay? That will be when one uncle will remember that his late brother once stole and ate his yam and then would want to revenge on his nieces and nephews. You guys had better think twice oo

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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by jopretty(f): 8:43pm On Jun 01, 2017
Love is wonderful

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Romance / Re: If You’re Not Married At 26, Prepare To Remain Single Forever! by jopretty(f): 6:29am On Apr 07, 2017
So, if my man isn't ready to settle down when I clocked 26, I should find someone else because of what one nonsense confused scientist postulated? One shouldn't go into marriage cos of this, rather get married when you know you are ready; financially, physical, emotional etc. Besides, scientists can't know it all more than the creator.

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Food / Re: Have U Come Across This Before, What is it called? by jopretty(f): 4:18pm On Apr 01, 2017
That's a swordfish.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Post Your April Fools Day Prank by jopretty(f): 1:08pm On Apr 01, 2017
Very true!
Martinez19:
I was just joking. I don't advise absolute trust in a relationship. If you suspect anything, be open about it. All this "don't you trust me" is what cheating partners use to cover themselves.
Jokes Etc / Re: Post Your April Fools Day Prank by jopretty(f): 1:08pm On Apr 01, 2017
Martinez19:
I was just joking. I don't advise absolute trust in a relationship. If you suspect anything, be open about it. All this "don't you trust me" is what cheating partners use to cover themselves.
Jokes Etc / Re: Post Your April Fools Day Prank by jopretty(f): 11:12am On Apr 01, 2017
Biko let it kill me. You don't know what a "friend and colleague" have done to me before right under my nose.
Martinez19:
jealously no go kill you. grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Post Your April Fools Day Prank by jopretty(f): 10:50am On Apr 01, 2017
He called me first thing this morning as always to say he had an August visitor who travelled all the way from Lag to attend a wedding but her host's number wasn't going thru so she decided to lodge at his place at 2am bein the only person she could think of. I was like "ehh! Biko repeat that again" before he could finish, I found myself at his place oo...he was surprised and was like "my queen, it's April fool na, you just got pranked" amidst laughter but trust me, I searched the whole apartment before settling for a cup of cold water to calm my nerves. Kai! I wii revenge. Lol.

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Romance / Re: I Do Not Know What Is Happening To Our Relationships And I Am So Confused.. by jopretty(f): 6:14am On Apr 01, 2017
Babe, the signs are boldly written, you just do not want to believe it. He won't walk with you down the aisle so I suggest you make up your mind to leave him and move on.
Family / Re: Say No To Child Marriage by jopretty(f): 12:07am On Mar 30, 2017
This is a stale news, bros. It happened in 2014.
Crime / Re: After Medical Doctor, Another Woman Jumps Into Lagos Lagoon by jopretty(f): 10:12am On Mar 21, 2017
What exactly is happening inside that lagoon? undecided
Religion / Re: Queen Esther Opens Up On El-rufai, Keyamo And Apostle Suleiman by jopretty(f): 10:07am On Mar 21, 2017
Hmmm...it is well. This our Kada city is always in the news.
Health / Re: Mother Of Doctor Who Jumped Into Lagoon: "My Son Will Be Rescued Alive" by jopretty(f): 9:53am On Mar 21, 2017
Marriage plans underway? Pls can they ask the lady if they, by any means, had any prolonged issues.
Health / Re: Keep This Food Away From The Refrigerator! by jopretty(f): 7:23pm On Mar 16, 2017
Na wa, una just dey confuse us. Before, we were told to store half-chopped onion in the fridge cos of bacteria, now if it stays in the fridge bacteria will attack it. Which one person go follow biko?
Nairaland / General / Re: Oldest Goat Ever, Dies At 35 by jopretty(f): 11:31am On Feb 25, 2017
Hahahahahahaaa abeg no kii me with laugh oo...that's why most times, I don't reply when they quote me.
haywire07:
But there are goats here on nairaland that are older dan 35 na
Romance / Re: Kaduna Hotel Where Girls Dance Unclad For Money Uncovered by jopretty(f): 7:02am On Feb 25, 2017
Yes, that's one of the routes to my church.
BUTCHCASSIDY:

U dey prowl day side abi grin
Romance / Re: Kaduna Hotel Where Girls Dance Unclad For Money Uncovered by jopretty(f): 11:08pm On Feb 24, 2017
Haaa! Guy, we are in kd oo. The situation is like whats happening in most part of nigeria where only villages are attacked but the cities are calm. That's how kaduna is, we are praying for peace and calmness
datigbogirl:


"every state" is a lie joor! I've actually been told about Kaduna own but didn't believe it till now. I can never go there, not in ds craazy Kaduna where they cut themselves for d fun of it. Bloody animals.
Romance / Re: Kaduna Hotel Where Girls Dance Unclad For Money Uncovered by jopretty(f): 11:02pm On Feb 24, 2017
Sharia? In Kada city? No na. Maybe in tudun wada but not in sabo area or anywhere in kaduna south.
abbeyty:
i thought there was sharia in kaduna

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Romance / Re: Kaduna Hotel Where Girls Dance Unclad For Money Uncovered by jopretty(f): 10:56pm On Feb 24, 2017
There are about 5 hotel/strip clubs around that post office road, but I'm suspecting 'house 50/50' you'd see guys coming out from there with whitish stuff beneath their noses. As for the girls, hmmmn most times when I sight them, I just conclude they are ghosts from angwan boro cementary.

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herders Pray At Graveyard Of Their Members Killed In Kaduna By Christians by jopretty(f): 8:37pm On Feb 23, 2017
Praying that what should happen to their souls when they already know? Mtcheeewwww

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pretty Girl Needs A Serious Bf That Will Lead To Marriage (with Pics) by jopretty(f): 5:26pm On Feb 22, 2017
Already telling prospective suitors 'ntoo?' with your tongue out like that.
Food / Re: Some Very Disgusting Meals From Around The Worls by jopretty(f): 8:41am On Feb 19, 2017
Ewwwwwwww to all...very disgusting.
Romance / Re: "My Breasts Are Like Towers!" by jopretty(f): 5:46am On Feb 19, 2017
True! And the OP expects such breasts firm and pointy too
Shossie:
Ladies with big breasts always have their breasts sagged

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