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RomanceRe: Father Beaten To Pulp For Refusing To Allow His Daughter Circumcised by jopretty(f): 6:55am On Oct 19, 2016
Despite the dangers associated with FGM, some 'sane' persons still go about cutting and uprooting the clit. I carried out a research on this issue in my final year in school and believe me, it's not a happy tale cry cry
Science/TechnologyRe: Giant Python Caught By Nigeria Army Officers by jopretty(f): 6:46am On Oct 19, 2016
Haa! This snake big oo shocked
BusinessRe: Continuous Naira Volatility Could Spark Dstv Price Increase-multchoice Nigeria by jopretty(f): 6:37am On Oct 19, 2016
And you think naija will bother that much when we have several options? You guys should continue increasing it, una hear!
EventsRe: 3million Budget For Wedding Enough :-\ by jopretty(f): 10:07pm On Oct 17, 2016
That money will be enough to give you a classy wedding and change will remain sef. All you need do is plan well and involve not-too-known persons to handle your event, you'll be shocked they'll give you the best than those who have stayed long in the act.
I wish you all the best!
Christianity EtcRe: Witches And The Astral Plane by jopretty(f): 4:46pm On Oct 17, 2016
Pls come again huh huh huh huh
FamilyRe: What Should I Call My Father's Brother That Is Younger Than Me by jopretty(f): 10:15am On Oct 14, 2016
Nephuncle lol...
Christianity EtcRe: What Will Be Your Regret When You Found Out That There Is No GOD? by jopretty(f): 10:08am On Oct 14, 2016
Nah, there won't be any regrets as I've lived my life being good and did unto others as I would they did to me.
RomanceRe: Can You Wait For Love This Far? by jopretty(f): 10:00am On Oct 14, 2016
Yes, if we were still young and gay together. grin
RomanceRe: Guys Come In. Can You Marry This Beautiful Girl? by jopretty(f): 9:49am On Oct 14, 2016
Direct your anger to that single female who has succeeded in ruining whatever it is she ruined. Don't quote me to make such silly comment. Pls.
CAPSLOCKED:

I AGREE WITH YOU.
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE BUMS HAVE BECOME MORE IMPORTANT THAN HEADS SINCE THE EMERGENCE OF FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM.

NO WONDER ALL Y'ALL FEMALES REASON WITH YO ASSES! undecided
RomanceRe: Girls!!! , Can You Live In This Condition With Your Boyfriend? by jopretty(f): 9:04am On Oct 14, 2016
Very true
Ajinoride:
most sincere relationships start this way. but with time, they move out to posh apartments. a lot have been deluded that manna still falls. some girls were actually raised in worst conditions(with 6 other siblings sleeping on the mat). you can ask M K O Abiola and Simbiat (may their souls rip).
RomanceRe: Guys Come In. Can You Marry This Beautiful Girl? by jopretty(f): 8:49am On Oct 14, 2016
Which kind wicked photoshopping be this, biko? You for photoshop the head and leave her bum na
RomanceRe: Girls!!! , Can You Live In This Condition With Your Boyfriend? by jopretty(f): 8:47am On Oct 14, 2016
This one even has a tele and bed frame. We that just listened to a little transistor radio and used student mattress fa? Well, thank God for trust, hard work and commitment. Ife adigo nmma grin grin
RomanceRe: Oya O, Ladies!! Saw This On Facebook And Read Hilarious Replies!! by jopretty(f): 6:05pm On Oct 13, 2016
I gree! grin
Talasuma:
Chai, una too like money grin grin
RomanceRe: Oya O, Ladies!! Saw This On Facebook And Read Hilarious Replies!! by jopretty(f): 5:24pm On Oct 13, 2016
Abeg he should move lemme see road and enter the Jeep
CultureRe: Biafran Sun by jopretty(f): 5:11pm On Oct 13, 2016
These and more are questions I ask myself daily. Brothers are busy killing themeslves because of the small piece of land available. If at all biafra is achieved and all igbos are asked to go back, I only can imagine what will happen.
FashionRe: Picture Compilation Of Weird Shoe Designs by jopretty(f): 12:08am On Oct 12, 2016
The red shoe above the snake shoe look like somebody signature wey I know. And the snake shoe go fit my former landlord wey sabi go shrine.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Good is Your Observation And Memory? by jopretty(f): 11:55pm On Oct 11, 2016
It is a good one, I think I have to start it too.
RomanceRe: When Will You Get Married? by jopretty(f): 9:00pm On Oct 11, 2016
It mustn't be foreign rice na
STFUareyouG0d:
you might not get married
RomanceRe: When Will You Get Married? by jopretty(f): 5:25pm On Oct 11, 2016
Hahahhahahahahahaa
firstking01:
You fit grow white hair be that o cheesy
RomanceRe: When Will You Get Married? by jopretty(f): 1:33pm On Oct 11, 2016
When a bag of rice can be bought for 6k.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fed. Govt. In Collaboration With African Devment. Bank Empowerment. Please Help! by jopretty(f): 11:03pm On Oct 10, 2016
Scam, scamming, scammers...better hold your 60k and find something to invest it in. No be only federal gov work, na naija gov work.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls Help Me I Need Job by jopretty(f): 8:06pm On Oct 10, 2016
Sorry about your present state, but wait oo, what's your wife doing?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Picture Of A Smiling Girl Which Can Be Seen Only When Your Eyes Are Half Closed. by jopretty(f): 11:13am On Oct 10, 2016
Waw! Very true! And she's pretty too.
FoodRe: Please Help Me With Chapman Recipe by jopretty(f): 11:06am On Oct 10, 2016
Hey dear, good morning. I suggest you google it online. So many recipes will pop up. Goodluck!
CelebritiesRe: 15-year-old Nollywood Actress Flaunts Bikini Body For Birthday Shoot (photos) by jopretty(f): 7:48am On Oct 10, 2016
15yrs and she's already following the pre- whatever trend? Hian, what's becoming of our society biko?
RomanceRe: What you don't know about sex by jopretty(f): 11:30pm On Oct 09, 2016
Hahahhahahaa, epic reply. I also think he's not schooled at all.
Topestbilly:
"the day you will Bleep her you will see that her pusssy smells so bad like a decayed fish and the odour of your room will change.and you will begin to feel irretetated"

The class of gals you move around with gave you dis impression.

I'll advise you to work hard, make money and see how clean gals with air-freshener punna will locate you.

On your heartbreak, just giveit time it will heal up
RomanceRe: What you don't know about sex by jopretty(f): 11:28pm On Oct 09, 2016
*shaking my head for you*
Frankraj:
Hahahahahah I can see them ashawo they coming out one by one identifyin themselves
RomanceRe: What you don't know about sex by jopretty(f): 11:24pm On Oct 09, 2016
I'm sure your sister(s) is/are reading this and I also know that this same thinking of yours concerning ladies includes them.
RomanceRe: Which Song Do You Have On Repeat Right Now? by jopretty(f): 11:19pm On Oct 09, 2016
Mandy Moore--the way to my heart
HealthRe: Men, See Why You Should Not Eat “okro” by jopretty(f): 9:49pm On Oct 09, 2016
By the time okro mixes with palm oil, periwinkle, kpomo, ice or smoke fish, crayfish and correct jos miango pepper then also goes through fire in a Nigerian woman's kitchen, Gossypol will flee with the steam.
CelebritiesRe: Temitope Ogunlade, TOPSY GAGA, Rapper With The Craziest Hairstyle In Nigeria by jopretty(f): 1:44pm On Oct 09, 2016
She con pack the red wire abi guga rope for hand as if na one better treasure... undecided

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