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CrimeRe: Abba Kyari Rescues Kidnapped Assistant Police Commissioner In Zamfara (Photo) by jordanice007: 9:11am On Oct 03, 2017
How I wish the true story can be revealed
CrimeRe: Abba Kyari Rescues Kidnapped Assistant Police Commissioner In Zamfara (Photo) by jordanice007: 7:25pm On Oct 02, 2017
Police can lie.... Abba kyari ko ogidan ni. I know the whole story. The ACP that was kidnapped is my family.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji At 36: I Can't Wait To Finally Start Having Regular Sex by jordanice007: 4:34pm On Sep 19, 2016
you all should stop this. what she means in just one word is that, she wants to get married.
shikena
PhonesRe: 14 Things You Can Buy Instead Of The Iphone 7 by jordanice007: 5:30am On Sep 09, 2016
diva90:
I want to believe this is for humour cheesy
Can 400k really buy someone a plot of land? If so, I am interested wink
As for the other options I would pick an iPhone 7 instead? Why? Because it's an investment. When you are done using the phone, u can still sell it and get back atleast half of what you bought the phone for. I bought my iPhone 6 for $500, I can still sell the phone today and get back atleast $300 - $350. But if I go Dubai for a weekend or stay in oriental hotel for 3 nights with that money, the money is gone forever!
It's all about being wise!
i actually got an acre(6plots) for 400k in ibadan tho
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Arsenal (1 - 3) On 27th August 2016 by jordanice007: 3:31pm On Aug 27, 2016
nobody never ask for link?
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Can't Wait To Disvirgin And Have Kids’ – Halima Abubakar by jordanice007: 7:30pm On Jul 26, 2016
ClassCaptain:
:;::: first and foremost; there is no word like disvirgin : the correct word is disflower .

Nd she is claiming virgin with these exposed milkshake

God knows best
oga ClassCaptain. i think it is called DEFLOWER not disflower
RomanceRe: She Stopped Picking My Calls After Her First Visit To My House. by jordanice007: 4:56pm On Jul 15, 2016
TheValiant:
[b]LOL! Tosin, tons of qualified writers have their articles plagiarised on daily basis by even more reputable websites. The nonsense you scribble was copied by Mankind's website and to you, you've achieved your greatest purpose in life, right? I don't blame you though.. You out-did your wretched father whose only achievement was shooting his congealed sperm into your mother without missing! cheesy

Dude, you are a failure! Get that into your tiny head. List your achievements not useless primitive lists. I told you I own an SUV right? Its quite unlike me and online folks who are tight with me don't even know but I'm ready to show you if you just "ask" grin. I'm still inside tho.. Amarula on one hand, my blackberry on the other! cool

Keep being fooled by that cum bucket called irene, ask her out grin. She will reject your worthless ass as well bruh! cheesy

Damn! I thought you were a lion? Quote me if you have the balls and the chronicles of your sh!t-stained linens will continue being aired for all to see! Witless 28 year old failure! [/b]
You own a car (not to talk of an SUV) and your tight friends don't know?
I need to get a pair of glasses. Maybe my eyes are already failing me.
Please Like if you want to see the picture of TheValiant and The SUV.
RomanceRe: She Stopped Picking My Calls After Her First Visit To My House. by jordanice007: 9:27am On Jul 15, 2016
Always make sure you Bleep them the first day they visit. One thing is I am still in contact with the ladies I had sex with the first time they visited. But the ones I adored so much and didn't touch are nowhere to be found today (they just withdrew or picked a quarrel over irrelevant matters).
I will always be a victim of this because I won't stop adoring ladies even when they show they don't deserve it.
One last thing fvcking on the first isn't really the issue though. Make sure you are better than her (ex, present boyfriend, present Bleep-buddy, any random guy she has sex with). She will always call you and keep in touch.
Please note that if you cannot achieve this, don't even make a move (it is better not to touch than for you to disgrace yourself).


in one word: use the tool God has given you but use it wisely and efficiently.
Car TalkRe: My Successful Experience With Saintjoel Of Nairaland In Buying A Car Frm Cotonou by jordanice007: 7:40pm On Jul 14, 2016
@Saintjoel would like to get a Nissan Armada Jeep (LE or SE). 2005 upward. +2348176119029
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Accept or reject this Job offer With A Telecom? by jordanice007: 5:33pm On Jul 11, 2016
my first salary in my present job was not up to 20k. Today im now earning 6figures in that same job. im still looking for an offer that will be 3 to 5 times though. The company allowed me to school and work too though. they still have my loyalty for that.

like they say a bird in hand .............

bro accept am sharpaly no dull.

from there aim high
CelebritiesRe: “Van Vicker Never Slept With My Wife” – Dr Kulah Makes A U-turn, Apologises by jordanice007: 6:46pm On Jun 23, 2016
i believe Van vicker has transferred some money to his account.
CrimeRe: How I Was Harassed And My Phone Seized By The Police Yesterday. by jordanice007: 8:20am On Jun 19, 2016
i think we should take this serious. OP has been silent for so long. it is disturbing. MODS pls keep this post on FP for people to read. someone might be out there who can help.
CelebritiesRe: Chinedu "Aki" With Francis Odega At Armstaderm Airport by jordanice007: 12:40pm On Feb 13, 2016
imeller:
This is not Schiphol.
i was starting to crack my brain thinking maybe schipol had changed in 2weeks.
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of WizKid, Davido And IcePrince by jordanice007: 8:57am On Feb 12, 2016
stteejax:
Learnt a lot about this pics...Never give up on your dreams...Anything is possible...just believe
olorun orun pick up the call. awon guys yi o lori meji
CultureRe: Benin Kingdom In Edo Is Yoruba Territory — Ooni Of Ife, Adeyeye Ogunwusi by jordanice007: 11:14am On Feb 11, 2016
martineinstein:
Ooni is too young to start unnecessary controversy...the monarch that almost colonized almost the entire southern Nigeria(from Lagos to kogi to bayelsa) and part of middle belt is now under u?.. If not for British punitive expedition of 1896,ooni would have been conquered by oba of Benin....
many first class monarchs are under oba of Benin,especially oba of Lagos,obi of onitsha,asagba of asaba,olu of Warri,dein of agbo etc. Even the traditional name of Lagos,'eko' is a bini word....ooni should go and rest joor

Oba agha t'okpe e!....ise!
#Gbam. correct.
RomanceRe: I Slept With My Male Friend During Our Short Break Up, Shld I Tell My Boyfriend? by jordanice007: 9:25pm On Jan 20, 2016
AccaPack:
The best thing for u is to end your relationship with your bf.
Reasons:
If u choose not to tell him, he will find out someday if he "truly" loves you. You can't lie to a faithful partner and get away with it. That's nature.
If you choose to tell him now, two things will happen;
1. He will never accept you back if he truly loves u because u betrayed his trust. All he would think is that, u guys had little misunderstanding, and u had sex with another guy, that means u will do more when married.
2.He might pretend not to feel hurt and turn u to sex partner, then discard u when he gets tired of u using the reason above as an excuse.
i go with this fellow.

AccaPack:
The best thing for u is to end your relationship with your bf.
Reasons:
If u choose not to tell him, he will find out someday if he "truly" loves you. You can't lie to a faithful partner and get away with it. That's nature.
If you choose to tell him now, two things will happen;
1. He will never accept you back if he truly loves u because u betrayed his trust. All he would think is that, u guys had little misunderstanding, and u had sex with another guy, that means u will do more when married.
2.He might pretend not to feel hurt and turn u to sex partner, then discard u when he gets tired of u using the reason above as an excuse.
i go with this fellow.

break up with him and if he asks why tell him u cheated on him and u cant leave with it. if he truly loves uu hell understand
AccaPack:
The best thing for u is to end your relationship with your bf.
Reasons:
If u choose not to tell him, he will find out someday if he "truly" loves you. You can't lie to a faithful partner and get away with it. That's nature.
If you choose to tell him now, two things will happen;
1. He will never accept you back if he truly loves u because u betrayed his trust. All he would think is that, u guys had little misunderstanding, and u had sex with another guy, that means u will do more when married.
2.He might pretend not to feel hurt and turn u to sex partner, then discard u when he gets tired of u using the reason above as an excuse.
i go with this fellow.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Is Having A Crush On Another Guy. by jordanice007: 10:37am On Jan 19, 2016
jomoh:
Don't delete them. Just pack them and keep somewhere somewhere you won't or can't access easily.


I know its not easy but you just have to disconnect yourself from her emotionally. Block your mind from seeing her as someone you love. Start seeing her as a close friend rather than a lover.

When she texts, don't text back immediately even if she says its urgent. Take sometime before you reply and don't let emotions show in your text.

Same with calls. Reduce your calls and don't return her missed call until hours later or the next day. Make it a duty not to let your missed call be more than twice.

Anytime you're tempted to make the call or to continue calling after calling twice, just drop your phone and walk away from it as far as possible.

If you can do it for just 3weeks, she'll notice the change. If she queries you, give her excuses of work stress or that you forgot then apologise. As time goes on she'll realise she's no more in control.

NOTE: no matter what she says or does, never let things go back to the way it was before. Just keep giving her promises but don't change the new attitude. When she confronts you do not admit that you've changed until after sometime if she persists. You can now let her know that you changed because you can't trust her again until she regain your trust. Let her feel she's losing you. Let her feel insecure and start chasing you but if she doesn't chase after you, just count her as another one that bites the dust and move on.

I repeat no matter what she does or says never let her melt your heart again until you've put the ring on that finger. Even after the marriage there are still ways to make her feel insecure.

BTW please and please give your crushers some chance and have fun. Give at least 2 of them chance. You don't know they might give you the lasting peace of mind you so much seek but if they don't it will have help you in more ways than one to reshape your mind and relationship.
so on point. done this before
FamilyRe: Why I Don't Want My Brother To Get Married To Her by jordanice007: 4:25pm On Jan 18, 2016
tell ur brother the whole truth but dont advice him on breaking the relationship. just tell him so he can. have an idea on who his to be faather inlaw is.
RomanceRe: Describe Your *PREVIOUS* Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by jordanice007: 11:39am On Jan 14, 2016
1) unborn child banky w 2) Just the way u are bruno mars 3) not the girl darey 4) i've got my mind made up by donnie 5) laye laye by kiss daniel

others na booty call by wande coal
FamilyRe: My Wife Is More Sexually Responsive After I Beat Her Up by jordanice007: 10:00am On Dec 31, 2015
dovelike:
Just four years? cry cry
After beating me up, you'll then do what?? Start poking me when am sleeping? When my body still hurts?? Lie.

I don't think I will ever let any man touch me after hitting me. That's one of the reasons marriage puzzles me. He beat you today, nine months later, you're in the labor room, giving birth?? Odiegwu.
the wife might be doing this on purpose when she needs good sex. FETISHNESS is a bitch
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Helen Paul Looks Gorgeous In New Photos by jordanice007: 7:33pm On Dec 23, 2015
marshalcarter:
See...no much makeup and yet still as beautiful as God's handwork cheesy cool ....yemi elede would go to delux paint company and put all colors and still look lyk demon dat did abortion angry
if this is yemi, then what will u say about cynthia morgan.
RomanceRe: Can you last long in bed? Enter here by jordanice007: 2:11pm On Dec 08, 2015
looks like jollyjoy and irunoboo are bonding with quarrel. anyways if you need a long thing that has a minimum last time of 50mins, pls contact jordanice007. thanks.
PoliticsRe: Dogara Meets Students Who Donated N300K To Boko Haram Victim (Photos) by jordanice007: 9:42pm On Nov 20, 2015
end time donation
RomanceRe: I Have Regular Sex With A Married Woman! I Feel I Will Soon Be Caught by jordanice007: 2:42pm On Nov 17, 2015
send me her number. i can continue from wherebu stopped. there is love in sharing.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Swaziland: World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 13th November 2015 by jordanice007: 7:05pm On Nov 13, 2015
MEILYN:
You can watch this match on your Android phone, with an app called Mobdro. Go to www.mobdro.com to download it.

Bein Sports 3 is showing it live...
thanks u are a life saver. been searxhing for like ages
RomanceRe: We Are Engaged, But Im Having Doubts, Pls I Need Your Advice by jordanice007: 5:09pm On Nov 12, 2015
this is one of the consequences of dating ur age-mate
CareerRe: His Employer (MD) Sent Him A Link To Apply For Another Job. by jordanice007: 12:19pm On Nov 06, 2015
my boss also did the same for me. sent me links for IT positions in CBN and WORLD BANK. The experience was too much. I'm the IT manager of the company i work for. Some bosses mean well for their employees.
Technology MarketSmile Making Older Device Faulty Just To Market Their New Device. by jordanice007(op): 10:03am On Oct 28, 2015
I now battle to get anything done day after day. Service quality has continued to deteriorate here – signal disappearing and the MiFi searching for network.

I called the customer care line and it is the same ritual – power off your MiFi, remove and clean the SIM card, put it back in and restart. Press the reset button. It worked but right now i've been left stranded since 24th of October.

The interesting thing is that in the past I have been to locations that didn’t have Smile 4G coverage before and now register full bars and good service there. But right now , I am left stranded.

I have been to Smile shop with details but till date, the only response i received was get the new SMifi (even though i still have 12GB on my faulty MIFI).

I think i'm officially done with Smile 4G for now. Outside of my primary location, it still doesnt deliver.

Smile has been the best for me but right now their marketing strategy is gonna cost them some customers.

If you are also experiencing this, please let our voices be heard.
FashionRe: Live Updates From MBGN 2015 by jordanice007: 8:47pm On Oct 24, 2015
go evi
SportsRe: Vincent Enyeama's Wife Speaks Up On His Retirement From Super Eagles by jordanice007: 5:45pm On Oct 08, 2015
6fit:
u hav spoken well...but on a lighter note, yur man has just close down one source of income if yu are aware of dat...in dat case, u will hav to understand dat yur allowance as hose wife will reduce. So dont complain when he giv u 100k instead of 300k for yur upkeep........wetin even concern me?
Bet it with me if Naija no dey owe enyeama. How much them dey pay sef compared to what Cech or Walcott dey collect.
SportsRe: Oliseh And Enyeama Have Embarrassed Nigeria! - Chukwu by jordanice007: 5:02pm On Oct 08, 2015
oliseh had actually made musa the captian befor enyeama's arrival. The issue arose when enyeama wanted to clear the air at the dinning (i will say give a speech). That was when the problem started. i guess oliseh was not pleased with enyeama coming in after monday deadline even though he was permitted to .
Even though mother enyeama is dead, everyone knows after a burial family matters must be sorted out. Oliseh is really a dumbass nigga.

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