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Sports › Re: Barcelona Will Demand £631 Million Release Clause For Lionel Messi by JordanMichael(m): 7:23pm On Aug 23, 2020
631m for a 33yrs+ player? Outta this world man
Politics › Re: Police And IPOB Clash In Enugu, Two Dead (Disturbing Photos, Video) by JordanMichael(m): 7:15pm On Aug 23, 2020
How many more lives shall be wasted before actualization of biafra?
Romance › Re: Who Can Link Me To Real Blood Money by JordanMichael(m): 10:46pm On Aug 21, 2020
rentAcock:
Go to No. 47 Opere Street, Coker Village, Lagos. Ask for Baba Dollar. I've referred many people to him and has a 100% positive feedback. You only have to pay N3,000 for some necessary fetish things to please the gods and he will ask that you sacrifice either your mother or 1st child. I think that's a small price to pay if you want to become as rich as the guys on Forbes magazine. DM me, I can give you his contact and a referral password.
Plz can u email me the password ochemichael209@gmaail.com plzzz
Romance › Re: Who Can Link Me To Real Blood Money by JordanMichael(m): 10:37pm On Aug 21, 2020
Frustration everywhere
Romance › Re: Please Help. Is The Condition I Gave My Girlfriend Too Harsh? by JordanMichael(m): 10:33pm On Aug 21, 2020
Ogwanne na nwata-bite mother bike pikin grin
Travel › Re: King Air Jet Rams Into Fence At Lagos Airport After Brake Failure by JordanMichael(m): 6:03pm On Aug 21, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright



This niggarrr self.. ....... everything na just end time....there is no rapture niggarrr....we have been hearing that rapture Shit for too long niggarrr

You get luck say you nor dey stay with me
I for don use weed reset your brain....I go just cook indomie or beans with weed for you make you sleep for two days.....as you dey wake up from that two days sleep i go tie loud for you make you smoke
As you dey recover from loud i go Carry you go bar go give you ten bottles...then leave you for the bar make you stagger come house.....if your brain never still format completely then i go book hotel make two slim and beautiful runs babe come bang the hell out of you all through the night...with cow girl style....
grin
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright



This niggarrr self.. ....... everything na just end time....there is no rapture niggarrr....we have been hearing that rapture Shit for too long niggarrr

You get luck say you nor dey stay with me
I for don use weed reset your brain....I go just cook indomie or beans with weed for you make you sleep for two days.....as you dey wake up from that two days sleep i go tie loud for you make you smoke
As you dey recover from loud i go Carry you go bar go give you ten bottles...then leave you for the bar make you stagger come house.....if your brain never still format completely then i go book hotel make two slim and beautiful runs babe come bang the hell out of you all through the night...with cow girl style....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ibrahim Keita: Detained Malian President May Be Deported To Senegal – Military by JordanMichael(m): 5:57pm On Aug 21, 2020
10kgod:
Why picking Senegal?
Aso Villa get space and moreover his friend is there.
His incompetent friend grin
Health › Re: 60-Year-Old Fake Doctor Treating COVID-19 Patients Arrested In FCT by JordanMichael(m): 3:00pm On Aug 21, 2020
He's bursted cos he refused to settle
Crime › Re: "I Will Rape You" - Man To Electricity Official Who Cut His Wire, Strips Unclad by JordanMichael(m): 12:26pm On Aug 21, 2020
Old and stale news
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: 2020/21 Premier League Fixtures Revealed: Liverpool Vs Leeds On The Opening Day by JordanMichael(m): 5:09pm On Aug 20, 2020
Kriss216:
Chelsea will torment EPL teams this season badly.

Watch out for Chelsea.
grin yeah we'll be watching out for your shaky defence
Crime › Re: Young Man "Swims" On Bare Floor Under The Influence Of Hard Drugs by JordanMichael(m): 5:00pm On Aug 20, 2020
Darkseid:
I seriously don't know what people enjoy from being high, to even taste weed dey fear me let alone doing drugs; it is well undecided undecided
Ordinary cigarrete, weed and alchohol fear me talk more of drugs. SAY NO TO DRUGS
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army Recruitment 2020/2021 Begins - How To Apply by JordanMichael(m): 6:57am On Aug 20, 2020
Ahmed0336:
Na wetin Nigerian youths (males) suppose dey apply b dis.

Not dragging N-power with the ladies grin
grin
Ahmed0336:
Na wetin Nigerian youths (males) suppose dey apply b dis.

Not dragging N-power with the ladies grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by JordanMichael(m): 5:32pm On Aug 19, 2020
Hofbrauhaus:
Lyon to win. 2-1
Thank me later.
Are u seriousssssss huh
Health › Re: Wuhan Pool Party In China Sparks Outrage Amidst Covid-19 - Video by JordanMichael(m): 5:14pm On Aug 19, 2020
This China people again!
Romance › Re: Ladies Please Cheat On Men . by JordanMichael(m): 12:07pm On Aug 19, 2020
All these Useless Men don't deserve commitment . Please , if you have a chance , CHEAT ON THEM[/quote]My regards to your USELESS father undecided
Romance › Re: Think Twice Before You Throw A Birthday Party For Your Girlfriend by JordanMichael(m): 11:38am On Aug 19, 2020
Kriss216:
You're the second problem we have in this country after Buhari.
grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Coup In Mali: President And Prime Minister Arrested By The Army by JordanMichael(m): 8:39pm On Aug 18, 2020
When will this happen in 9ja huh 9ja army worst though
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: RB Leipzig Vs PSG :UCL (0 - 3) On 18 August 2020 by JordanMichael(m): 8:30pm On Aug 18, 2020
Am interested in Lyon v Bayern game
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says He’ll Seek A Third Term Because ‘they Spied On Me’ by JordanMichael(m): 2:28pm On Aug 18, 2020
He's damn cocky undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man United Will Finish The Season Trophyless After Losing To Sevilla In The UEL by JordanMichael(m): 3:50pm On Aug 17, 2020
Imagine 22nd penalty of the season yet they go trophyless. PENALchester united grin
Sports › Re: Barcelona Appoints Ronald Koeman As New Manager by JordanMichael(m): 3:23pm On Aug 17, 2020
kachi08:
No more Henry again?
Would u appoint Henry? Henry that almost sunk Monaco to relegation
Celebrities › Re: Ibrahim Babangida Celebrates His 79th Birthday by JordanMichael(m): 9:22am On Aug 17, 2020
ITT
Health › Re: 298 New COVID-19 Cases, 207 Discharged And 1 Death On August 16 - (2,036 Tested) by JordanMichael(m): 8:27am On Aug 17, 2020
Confirmedzombie:
Im not comfortable with this figure hence the federal govt should implement a total lockdown for Eight weeks to enable us record a zero case and death.

America, Britain, China, France, Spain, Germany and many other countries still enforce a Total lockdown.

Nigeria cant be an exception. Only a tough measure can help us win this fight.

I appeal to Nigerians to sacrifice this Eight weeks lockdown, stock their homes, remain indoors to avoid any spread.

God will see us through.
You're free to lock yourself for eight weeks.
Health › Re: 298 New COVID-19 Cases, 207 Discharged And 1 Death On August 16 - (2,036 Tested) by JordanMichael(m): 8:23am On Aug 17, 2020
Orestino:
Mad man! grin
I always look out for your comment anytime references drops update. Even though you repeat the same thing almost all the time, it's evergreen!

well, we all know it's a scamdemic
grin
Orestino:
Mad man! grin
I always look out for your comment anytime references drops update. Even though you repeat the same thing almost all the time, it's evergreen!

well, we all know it's a scamdemic
He is madder than the maddest
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United: Europa League (2 - 1) On 16th August 2020 by JordanMichael(m): 9:05pm On Aug 16, 2020
Sevilla will qualify! Sorry Penalchester united you're going trophyless grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Non-tither Make Heaven? by JordanMichael(m): 2:31pm On Aug 16, 2020
Hebrews 12:14 says; Follow peace with all men and holiness, without which no man shall see the LORD. Tithe is not a perequisite to make heaven only "peace and holiness" My opinion though and I stand to be corrected.
Shalom!
Properties › Re: Anger, Despair As FCDA Demolishes Houses In Apo NEPA, Abuja by JordanMichael(m): 7:09am On Aug 16, 2020
They say earth rotate! Why am I still in Nigeria huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Lyon : UCL ( 1 - 3) On 15th August 2020 by JordanMichael(m): 8:54pm On Aug 15, 2020
City should forget this game, it's done and dusted. They should ask Juventus grin
Education › Re: This Is When All Schools Will Be Re-opened – FG Makes Fresh Updates by JordanMichael(m): 5:52pm On Aug 15, 2020
In as much as I want school to resume, I prefer next year cos I'm the one sponsoring myself and I want to at least have my school fees ready before reopening.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by JordanMichael(m): 8:41pm On Aug 14, 2020
7up Loading....... grin
Family › Re: Woman Bought A Gate To Shut Her Baby Out Of The Kitchen, The Baby Did This by JordanMichael(m): 7:47pm On Aug 13, 2020
Makavelli25:
Mad o. Superkid see moves. Guys can i open a bank account without a valid id cardt
go bank na sad
Makavelli25:
Mad o. Superkid see moves. Guys can i open a bank account without a valid id cardt
go bank na
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: DSS Summons Mailafia Over Comment On ‘Terrorist Nigerian Governor’ by JordanMichael(m): 6:25am On Aug 12, 2020
JAMO84:
There's no way an ordinary BH member would know a governor is their overall commander. Terror foot soldiers are like disposable paper cup.

BH members knew Nigerian Christians are gullible, tell them what they want to hear and they'd run with it immediately.


Why on earth would any sitting governor wants to destroy his own region, kill his own people?
I think you're the most gullible here

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