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Sports › Re: Kazuyoshi Miura Playing Actively At 53! World's Oldest Professional Footballer by JordanMichael(m): 3:26pm On Sep 07, 2020
logon599:
53!

Meanwhile the 45 minutes "set" I played last month I'm still feeling it in my ankles and I'm not even 35 yet.

Shey e balance? cry
You don't play regular football I guess
Health › Re: 100 New COVID-19 Cases, 91 Discharged And 3 Deaths On Sept 6 - (2,086 Tested) by JordanMichael(m): 7:04am On Sep 07, 2020
Reopen school ASAP no more covid-419
Crime › Re: Man Who Stole FRSC Van In Abuja Arrested By Police by JordanMichael(m): 11:24pm On Sep 05, 2020
I'm sure there is an insider! Only him can't pull this alone man
Family › Re: I Am Suspecting My Wife Is Cheating. Should I Confront Her? by JordanMichael(m): 11:00pm On Sep 05, 2020
Las las she will kill you and live her promiscous life. With all these signs, you still live with her. Your six feet is imminent if you don't DIVORCE her now
Crime › Re: Man Kills Native Doctor In Anambra; Claims God Instructed Him To Do So (Photo) by JordanMichael(m): 5:09pm On Sep 04, 2020
Native doctor wey machete dey pernetrate, is that one a native doctor huh
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Lady For Blackmailing Peace Mass Transit Ltd (Photo) by JordanMichael(m): 3:12pm On Sep 04, 2020
wisest10:
See how she resemble goblin...Nigerians girls are the most lazy educated girls on earth(80% not all)...most of them only have sense in the kitchen undecided undecided undecided,
That's why Aisha Buhari belongs to the kitchen and za oza room
Politics › Re: Nationwide Curfew Now 12am To 4am – FG by JordanMichael(m): 7:43pm On Sep 03, 2020
DrAbayomi:
Should i say this is laudable or what!
How’d commercial sex workers survive? Lol!
Customer dada ni grin
Family › Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by JordanMichael(m): 5:38pm On Sep 03, 2020
Just like the bastard and ugly creature my male cousin married despite our warning in the name of will of God. She succeeded in destroying the relationship between my cousin and the members of the family. It's your cross manage and endure her but in your next life don't marry a JEZEBEL
Education › Re: Strike: NANS Urges FG And ASUU To Negotiate by JordanMichael(m): 2:46pm On Sep 03, 2020
IamSalt:
Nationwide ASUU strike abi na your school/state go that strike alone??
grin
Crime › Re: Yahaya Sharif-Aminu Appeals Death Sentence Judgment For Blasphemy by JordanMichael(m): 2:07pm On Sep 03, 2020
Thank God!! but he should run from Kano to avoid asasination once he is freed
Politics › Re: Petrol Price Increase: What Nigerians Should Know by JordanMichael(m): 1:57pm On Sep 03, 2020
huhThis man called BUHARI is he really a Nigerian huh
Crime › Re: Katsina Man Keeps Son, 16, In Cage For Four Years - Picture by JordanMichael(m): 11:26am On Sep 03, 2020
Father of 16 huh North men calm down plzzz
Family › Re: Help My Drunk Dad Before He Kills Himself..!!! by JordanMichael(m): 10:53am On Sep 03, 2020
Bro.. just forget about him and give up on his alcoholic lifestlye ASAP. You can't and will never change him unless he change himself. Live up and prepare yourself for responsibilities as the first son. My dad was a chronic drunk but due to old age he's minimized to maybe 60%. I remember when I was very young my dad will come home middle of the night very drunk and chase us all out of the house, beat my mum, he accused her of dating our church pastor and other elders of the church cos they preached against alcohol and adviced him to change. My dad is a COMPLETE drunk! He used his retired gratuity as a Police inspector on ALCOHOL and still drinking alcohol with his monthly PENSION. If you can't change you dad let him live the ALCOHOLIC life he choose. ONCE A SOLDIER IS ALWAYS A SOLDIER
Crime › Re: Two Gays Arrested In Jigawa Over Homosexual Act In A Hotel by JordanMichael(m): 8:43pm On Sep 02, 2020
Sharia court where art thou huh
Nairaland General › Re: Elephant Attacks Man, Seizes His Bicycle (Photo, Video) by JordanMichael(m): 3:57pm On Sep 02, 2020
RomanianNinja:
Chu chua hin zhin min
Xhun hu zao chun chi
Health › Re: 239 New COVID-19 Cases, 372 Discharged And 10 Deaths On Sept 1 - (5161 Tested) by JordanMichael(m): 3:47pm On Sep 02, 2020
Confirmedzombie:
The number of cases have increased today. It is in the light of this that I will urge the FG to impose a forceful and aggressive lockdown for 4weeks.

Nigerians are already used to the lockdown so there is nothing to lose here.

Together we will defeat this virus.

Insha Allah.
Grow some brain plz it will help you
Sports › Re: Messi's New Deal At Man City Would See Him Earn N153m Per Day, N4.5bn Per Month by JordanMichael(m): 3:40pm On Sep 02, 2020
vanida6:
4billion naira monthly sad hw person go take be dis guy girlfriend nah sad who no like beta tin
grin
Travel › Re: Trucks Collide With Bus In Lagos. 2 Women Killed, Six Injured (Disturbing Pix) by JordanMichael(m): 3:05pm On Sep 02, 2020
majamajic:
3 out of the 4 vehicles involved are with unknown registration numbers
Mha brother!! I wonder why such vehicles were alowed to use the road
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 55-Year-Old Woman Caught With 12 Stolen Children in Anambra (Pix) by JordanMichael(m): 9:00pm On Sep 01, 2020
You wouldn't hear them shout IGBO AMAKA on this one undecided
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 55-Year-Old Woman Caught With 12 Stolen Children in Anambra (Pix) by JordanMichael(m): 8:57pm On Sep 01, 2020
SheikhMuniru:
12 Stolen Children undecided maybe she was trying to emulate Jesus with 12 disciples
They are 4 girls among the 12 children so, she wasn't emulating Jesus. She is just an eastern WITCH
Politics › Re: Evicted 85-year-old Retired Soldier Gets New Apartment (photo) by JordanMichael(m): 8:47pm On Sep 01, 2020
majole:
That is part of the corruption. Where did he get a 3 bedroom to give? Is it legal? Nigeria & Cirruotion na 5 & 6.
Who is this dumb ass again?
Culture › Re: Masquerade Spotted Asking A Lady For Her Phone Number (video) by JordanMichael(m): 4:18pm On Sep 01, 2020
The mystery behind kpekus!!! Hmmm
Education › Re: ASUU: Our Public Universities Are Still Unsafe For Reopening by JordanMichael(m): 7:38am On Sep 01, 2020
ASUU & FG are bunch of sadist
Travel › Re: Lagos Government Begins Repair Work At Helicopter Crash Site (Pics) by JordanMichael(m): 11:09pm On Aug 31, 2020
Governor talk and do. If na that wheel barrow empowerment governor for north central now, until chicken grow teeth.
Family › Re: I Still Steal From My Parents At The Age Of 35 by JordanMichael(m): 11:01pm On Aug 31, 2020
@35 and u still blame your parents? Accept who you're, change and be a better person. I used to blame my parents (Dad) in particular. Lemme tell u a little about myself. I left my parents at the age of 17 in a huff cos my father couldn't pay for my WAEC SSCE examination meanwhile he has this money but spend it on frivolities. I came to Lagos, hustle, saved some money, wrote my SSCE (NECO) registered for JAMB and now am in HND1. That hatred and bitterness I've for my father before I let go cos am begining to achieve what he denied me ignorantly. You don't blame NOBODY for your failure. Don't give up on yourself when God has not given up you. Remain blessed!!
Education › Re: Rats Destroy ABSU Student's Property During Lockdown (Photos) by JordanMichael(m): 9:52pm On Aug 31, 2020
Kriss216:
The two that escaped will reinforce and show him shege for slaughtering their family members.
grin
Kriss216:
The two that escaped will reinforce and show him shege for slaughtering their family members.
Health › Re: Snake Pulled From A Russian Woman's Throat After It Crawled In While She Slept by JordanMichael(m): 8:19pm On Aug 31, 2020
2020 which way huh
Sports › Re: Stuttgart Fan Starts €900m Fundraiser In Bid To Help Club Sign Lionel Messi by JordanMichael(m): 5:58pm On Aug 31, 2020
So without Messi, Barcelona are clueless huh
Crime › Re: Police Attack Alaba Peters, Lagos Community Leader With Axe - Picture by JordanMichael(m): 11:02am On Aug 31, 2020
Anti cultism won't just come all the way from Gbagada and arrest people at Odogunyan without proper tips. The Odogunyan I know too well is a den of CULTISTS & CRIMINALS
Politics › Re: SERAP Sues Buhari Over Failure To Publish Details Of ₦800 Billion Recovered Loot by JordanMichael(m): 4:30pm On Aug 30, 2020
And you guys think Buhari will be found guilty huh
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Acquires Customized Number Plate. Shares 28th Pre-Birthday Pictures by JordanMichael(m): 4:23pm On Aug 30, 2020
Charmingrascal:
Yeah, gays find him attractive but real guys find this sh*t disgusting.
more volume plz
Celebrities › Re: Michael Jackson's 62nd Posthumous Birthday. What Are Your Top 5 MJ Songs? by JordanMichael(m): 10:52pm On Aug 29, 2020
XXXXTENTACION:
conspiracy theorist undecided
name one good thing you have ever created in your life huh
grin

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