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Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari Leaves Twitter In Shame Or Anger? by jorlons(m): 12:18pm On Jan 27, 2015
simplemach:
Gud for her, even his father i pray will one day leave this country also in shame.
@bolded part. Just look at how stewpid your comment is. At least she made a typo but your case is critical as you cannot properly use the pronouns her or his.

Your father should be banished for giving birth to a very shameless child like you.
Agbaya wey nor know anything come follow people they bash others. Mtcheww.
Politics › Re: 2015 Election: PDP Wins First Seat In The House Of Reps by jorlons(m): 9:28am On Jan 27, 2015
congratulations to him. Hope he utilizes the opportunity well. I know TANoids will soon flood this thread with their senseless comments.
Politics › Re: No Govt Can Fix Nigeria In 4 Years – Jonathan by jorlons(m):
GEJ a name synonymous to deceit, hypocrisy, No Integrity.
Politics › Re: AIT Online Presidential Poll Live GMB currently leading by jorlons(m): 7:08am On Jan 27, 2015
AIT the most controversial private tv station. Who takes these people seriously?
Politics › Re: Buhari Tells Kerry; Jonathan Lacks Will To Crush B’haram!!! by jorlons(m):
I have no doubt that the security situation in Nigeria will improve under the watch of GMB. He is a no nonsense kindda guy.

And sb should tell Jonathan that jailing corrupt officials is necessary and Fvck did he really use armed robbery as an example huh So because killing armed robbers doesn't deter others from armed robbery we should stop all together.

This man na real odoyon. Mtcheww
Politics › Re: Breaking News:- Obasanjo Defects To APC by jorlons(m): 6:22am On Jan 27, 2015
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Politics › Re: A Perfect Reply To Asari Dokubo's Threat Of War If Gej Loses. by jorlons(m): 6:22am On Jan 27, 2015
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Politics › Re: Jonathan Lacks Will To Crush B’haram, Buhari Tells Kerry by jorlons(m): 6:20am On Jan 27, 2015
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Politics › Re: Jonathan Lacks Will To Crush Boko Haram, Buhari Tells Kerry by jorlons(m): 6:19am On Jan 27, 2015
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Politics › Re: I Won’t Run Government Like A Zoo, Says Jonathan by jorlons(m):
This is what happens when people who are supposed to be zoo keepers end up as president of the most populous black nation.

He must always talk about railway in his campaign. And if I hear say Nigeria has over 4000megawhat? Make dem nor try am.....lie lie naim one kill this man.

GEJ until you kneel down in front of cameras and apologize to Nigerians sincerely for failing don't expect a second term.
Politics › Re: Certificate Controversy: Abuja Lawyer Drags Buhari To Court by jorlons(m):
I'm supremely confident that lawyer is going to make a fool out of himself. Which of these lawyers does he think when it comes to law he is better than?

Prof. Osibanjo

Prof Itse sagay.

Festus keyamo.

Okafor doesn't value his career and whatever is left in it. I have no doubt PDP will become the most Publicly disgraced Party (PDP) after the verdict and after the elections in feBUHARI 14th
Politics › Re: INEC: Jega And His Commissioners In A Shouting Contest by jorlons(m):
The northerners take election matters more seriously than we southerners. If the southerners refuse to go for their PVCs then I don't see any reason why they should be crying foul.

Even if all south south collects their PVC GEJ is still going back to otuoke. So somebody should advice those southern commissioners to save the good face for somebody else.
Politics › Re: Soludo Is Confused, Has Lost Touch With Reality- Fani Kayode by jorlons(m): 8:31pm On Jan 26, 2015
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Politics › Re: 2015 ELECTIONS: EU Observers Visit Buhari, Rule Out North-East Monitoring by jorlons(m): 7:38pm On Jan 26, 2015
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Politics › Re: Certificate;fani Kayode Forged Jarus' Friend Email To Deceive Nigerians by jorlons(m): 6:39pm On Jan 26, 2015
atlwireles:
Who forged Buhari's statement of result is the question Nigerians are asking. Also, I don't have a boss.
why can't you people just condemn bad for what it is. Is it because of the Cheap LIKES you hope to get from your fellow PDPians.
Politics › Re: Certificate;fani Kayode Forged Jarus' Friend Email To Deceive Nigerians by jorlons(m):
A democracy were even if a journalist has the right information he/she cannot voice it out for fear of the mafias within the reach of the so called people in power.

A democracy were a Judge cannot rule against those in power for fear of being intimidated by the mafias within the reach of these power drunk individuals.

A democracy were freedom of speech is not truely freedom of expression because if I were to express the disgust I have for this administration I'm not sure the papers will publish it neither will the media houses read it and if they do I might as well relocate to another country.

Our journalists are cowards, they have betrayed the very essence of the FOI. There is however one musician who did what journalists may never do anytime soon. Fela A. Kuti and that is what we all remember about him.

Nigerian politicians see politics as politricking the masses to do their bidding.

Be very careful who you vote and be extra careful who you campaign for.

NIGERIANS CAMPAIGN WISELY AND VOTE WISELY CAUSE U'LL BEAR THE RESPONSIBILITY AFTER FEB 14th
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Campaign Team Trapped In Maiduguri by jorlons(m): 10:27pm On Jan 25, 2015
if campaigns can hold safely in this place I wonder the magic they'll use for the election.

Abeg jona do make you comot. We nor want leader wey dey smile like f00l because say e see white man
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Phd Certificate Authentic — UNIPORT by jorlons(m): 4:54pm On Jan 25, 2015
tushburg:
Broh you have seen GEJs cert...y nt tell your illiterate BH to show his.

I wonder why somme pple will be comparing aa PhD holder with an illiterate huh...i just kw dat almost all APCheats are illiterates so my lettered PDPiets please don't bother answering the unlettered
First of all I never said GEJ is not a PHD holder all I'm asking is for his THESIS which is a very integral part of the Phd cert. If he has non then I wonder how he was awarded a doctorate. Uniport and indeed most Federal institutions are highly corrupt and I won't be surprised if he jumped the process.

If everybody is criticising GMB for not having/losing his certificate then I don't see any reason why GEJ should not have @ least one copy of his thesis to show and if he has it he should publish it in the dailies like GMB did shikena.

And your reasoning is flawed because GMB when to school so he can only be an illiterate in your dreams or your lttle mind.
Politics › Re: Why INEC Database Can't Be Hacked - Jega by jorlons(m): 11:28am On Jan 25, 2015
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Politics › Re: An Unconfirmed Report: Buhari's Principal Killed Few Hours Ago by jorlons(m):
@Barcanista are you serious? Do you think the progressives will result to the extent of taking the man's life after coming through for the General? If they wanted to pin it on GEJ they couldn't use one of the following means:

# Continuous threat to life and family.

# Threat to sack him.

# Or even going as far as beating him up.

On the other the Politically dangerous party (PDP) has been the only party threatening with death from the beginning.

If this info is true I wouldn't have to look far. Prime suspects will be

#Asari Dokubo
#Ayodele Fayose.

But for now MODs pls shutdown this thread until we get a credible source.

Cc: seun, obinoscopy, Nwangke
Politics › Re: Maiduguri Under Heavy Boko Haram Attack by jorlons(m): 9:53am On Jan 25, 2015
hifaif:
Who is going to protect the soldiers?
Their Guns and God
Politics › Re: Maiduguri Under Heavy Boko Haram Attack by jorlons(m): 9:22am On Jan 25, 2015
makzeze:
We need ur prayers for God`s intervention, maiduguri is currently under serious threat by boko haram attempting to invade from jimtilo axis, civilians n soldiers are running for safety.
@ the bolded part......are you serious. Who is going to protect the civilians then.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Freed Over 200 Women, Children In Yobe by jorlons(m): 8:53am On Jan 25, 2015
Mehn that shekau guy ehn na badt guy.........200 women why not men...........Now after milking and rukpeing nonsense out of dem E con decide to release them.............one can only imagine how PHUCKED UP those women will be. Thank God sha.

shekau Kidnapping Women and Kill men since 1960
Politics › Re: A Lady Called Me This Morning To Inquire If I Will Vote For Gej. by jorlons(m):
Na to remove d call divert 4rm my line today......na wa dat babe go come dey disturb me again.......Nna mehn I don't care..... God pls make PDP call me make I fit chop their money small.........anyways make we dey see how feBUHARI dey go.

Pee! Dee! Pee! share the Money!

A! Pee! Cee!............ CHANGE!.......CHANGE!.......... Jonathan!

IN THE PAST ------------------------------- -------------------------------- --NOW IN THE PRESENT
GHANA MUST GO ------------------ -----------------------------------------JONATAN MUST GO

Everybody wants CHANGE
Everybody wants BUHARI
Politics › Re: BAYELSANS TELL GEJ: Secure Home-Front First! by jorlons(m):
God know say I go miss DAMN PEJ welllllll wellllllll. Who one come dey entertain us.

If AY, Basketmouth, Bovi and others WISE dem go dey invite go their shows I swear I go pay for the show. If she fit make white woman do SKIT den are career in comedy is solid.
Politics › Re: 2015 Election Shift May Return Military Rule - Ex-Generals by jorlons(m): 7:46am On Jan 25, 2015
This is the second time I'm hearing this. GEJ should remember that he is a BLOODY CIVILIAN PRESIDENT he should not anger those MEN as some of them already has his beef. He may not survive it.

By the way has anyone seen FFK, Doyin Okpei, Reno Omockery on the news lately. They seem to be lying low. Abi na because say we demand d OGOGORO MASTER THESIS
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Phd Certificate Authentic — UNIPORT by jorlons(m): 6:38am On Jan 25, 2015
Shey Jonathan don give the Registrar shekpe drink. ALL THIS NA MANY MANY TALK JUST SHOW US THE FORKING THESIS.

Even if all the past VC's including the present one say he get am na dem sabi. We nor want vouching we want full proof hard copy of the THESIS period abi he lost am for bear parlour or gutter which one.

#GEJShowUrThesisPeriod

No THESIS = MAGOMAGO =FAKE PHD = CORRUPTION = BLOODY OGOGORO LIAR = PERJURY = KIRIKIRI PRISON.

President deceiving people (PDP)
Politics › Re: Photos: Poor Turn Out At President Jonathan's Campaign Rally In Borno by jorlons(m): 1:36pm On Jan 24, 2015
The forces of Evil are by all means fighting to keep this man in power.
These people are not rich, they're very poor, and very poorly educated and yet the ONLY thing they had #PEACE has been taken away from them by #TERROR and the only man that can help them #RESTORE it sadly does not care about them otherwise he would have taken their burden seriously. But no he shifts the blame to others.

Despite all these they still rally round him like the slave to the master hoping that their master will understand that if he leaves them they'll have no one else to turn to.

I trying to picture this happening to GEJ's people will he be this sluggish, lukewarm and unserious with the issue? i guess we all know the answer....

#Amout
Politics › Re: Plot To Postpone Election Thickens As FG Set to Announce Postponement soon. by jorlons(m): 10:15am On Jan 24, 2015
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] That's a good boi...now run away. [/color]
Grandpa if not because of your broken waist and that walking stick you're supporting urself with, I for tell U to VAMUS comot 4 my sight.

Old man wey dey find relevance for 21st century yeye dey smell grin grin grin Old papa do make u die so ur children go fit Relax tongue
Politics › Re: Plot To Postpone Election Thickens As FG Set to Announce Postponement soon. by jorlons(m): 9:49am On Jan 24, 2015
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] You're underage..how can you vote?? Don't make laugh,boi..haaahaahaaa.[/color]
Ok Grandfather I won't make u laff...hahahahahaha there I have helped you to do the laffin grin
Politics › Re: Plot To Postpone Election Thickens As FG Set to Announce Postponement soon. by jorlons(m): 9:37am On Jan 24, 2015
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] I have Voters card, you don't..do the maths. [/color]
Oga in your wildest dreams if you think I don't have.
Politics › Re: For Those Who Are Still Asking For Buhari’s Certificate by jorlons(m): 9:08am On Jan 24, 2015
Seun:
All people with PHD are not the same. Some have PHD in courses relevant to the job (e.g. Law or Economics) while others have it in courses that are not relevant to the job (e.g. Fisheries). The school where it was earned also matters. All people with WASC are not the same, either. Some of them may have developed themselves by reading lots of books and are more knowledgeable than many graduates. Most of them have not. What we need is for the two candidates to debate each other so we can figure out which of them has more knowledge relevant to the job.
GBAM on point !

All we need are SPECIFICs

Not just relaxing when they tell us we will build railway, we will stabilise power, we will stabilise oil prize, we will fight corruption, we will create 2million jobs each year.

SPECIFICS ENOUGH OF I WILL

* We need to know a summary of how you intend to diversify the economy and cater for the needs of over 170million people. Will your senators salary be slashed? YES or NO?

* We need to know your economic strategy towards stabilizing the economy esp. As only you talk say u go stabilize OYEL prize; so that economic analyst can carry out proper analysis to see if it is feasible or you're living in dreamland.

* We need to know some laws your administration will introduce to strengthen democracy in the country.

* Oga Politician tell me how you intend to create two million jobs in a year will your govt employ them. (PDP nor go fit kill me with laff even APC)

* Stop promising me stable power supply and just tell me d exact year the contractors will finish the construction of the first 2000,3000 or even 10000 megawatts power station.

* I know you're the incumbent and you on the otherhand a General but can we just forget those titles and you tell me what you have done and how you will modify the plan to wipe out those blood sucking mofos in the north. Mr General can you pls tell me your own approach and how its diff. 4rm his.

* I know you are corrupt free and your parents even named you #INTEGRITY but the #FACT remains that it is going to be tough fighting corruption in Nigeria as d synonym of NIGERIA is CORRUPTION. Just tell us how you intend to curb it not prosecute those already indulged in it. You can prosecute when you get into office before dem go come dey read for news say POLITICIAN relocates to #NORTH POLE grin

* Tell us how you intend to redistribute education as it is a #FACT that there are more illiterates in the north than in the south and we know its one of the primary reasons of unrest in that region.

So many questions with very little time remaining. Hmmmmm Na wa

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