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AutosRe: Chinedu Oguegbu's Omaa Motors Unveils Its Plant In Ụmụnya, Anambra State by JosefAndre: 10:39pm On Sep 07, 2023
Celepope:
This is a good development. My only concern is the name. A good name for this vehicle company goes a long way in global marketing.
BIAFRA will be appropriate. RESPECT TO THE IGBOS
FamilyRe: Wife To Husband; Yes I Slept With Another Man. What Should He Do? by JosefAndre: 9:41am On Dec 30, 2021
The story may not be true, except she was caught in the ACT.

Naturally a woman that is faithful and being accused severally for unfaithfulness by the one that disvirgins her, can say what she have said.

Trust me, women can say anything when they are making strong accusations.
FamilyRe: Wife To Husband; Yes I Slept With Another Man. What Should He Do? by JosefAndre: 9:24am On Dec 30, 2021
[b][/b]The Woman did not sleep with another man. She lied because the man did not trust her.
DEEP WISDOM
FoodRe: Human-sized Catfish Caught In Niger Delta (photo) by JosefAndre: 12:47pm On Feb 03, 2020
Heterobranchus longifillis
EducationRe: What Is The Difference Between School, Faculty And College? by JosefAndre: 5:58pm On Feb 01, 2020
I had always pondered over this, and I came up with a conclusion :

1. SCHOOL: it is used as a division housing various departments in Nigerian Universities of technology also synonymous to polytechnics because of the issuance of B. TECH

2. COLLEGE: : it is used as a division housing various departments in Nigerian Universities of Agriculture.

3. FACULTY: : it is used as a division housing various departments in Nigerian conventional Universities.

I stand to be corrected.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Border Closure: Nigerien Traders Cry Out 'We Twiddle Our Thumbs & Pray' by JosefAndre: 10:33am On Oct 24, 2019
It's better for Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Acid Attack: Police Officer Who Is About To Lose His Eyes Cries Out To Nigerians by JosefAndre: 9:29pm On Apr 01, 2019
The SIM card that called is it not registered? Let them get the culprits, after their donations we can come in.
But it's very unfortunate that the Nigerian Police has lost the trust and hope we have in them just because of their mischievous lifestyle. That's how everyday they will stop me n my colleague demanding for 50 Naira despite we introduce ourselves as federal workers, pointing their guns on innocent people, releasing bullets meant for armed robbers into the hearts of families and communities.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Invade Homes In Akuku Toru In Rivers State, Many Feared Dead (pics) by JosefAndre: 4:04pm On Feb 23, 2019
Thugs according to AIT, before the military stepped in to calm the situation.
PoliticsRe: Melaye’s Children Sleep In Darkness After Police Refused AEDC To Reconnect Power by JosefAndre: 2:46pm On Jan 09, 2019
Don't they have generator? I can borrow them I BETTER PASS MY NEIGHBOR
CelebritiesRe: Davido And His Chioma All Loved Up In A Vehicle In Public by JosefAndre: 2:18pm On Dec 29, 2018
[quote author=xoxocandy post=74266850]I want my skin as glowy as hers cheesy[/quote

Use a nice phone dear�
PoliticsRe: SSS Boss, Lawal Daura Arrested And Detained For Breaching Naitional Security by JosefAndre: 3:44pm On Aug 07, 2018
MILITARY taking over loading...........
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Driving 2002 Range Rover - 2 Ladies Shocked. Celebrities React by JosefAndre: 6:05pm On Jul 15, 2018
BankyW is my kind of guy , i love his simplicity. see what Nigerian youths are Lazy have caused. jobless girls, even trailing him.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Sent Her Nude To A Married Father Of 2 In US by JosefAndre: 7:50am On Jul 15, 2018
She is far better than some girls you think you know. Since you have expressed your anger by slapping her and chasing her away she will change for good. Forgive her and accept her that makes you a MAN.
PoliticsRe: 2018 Budget: South East Senators ‘shocked’ Over Reduced Allocation For Enugu Air by JosefAndre: 2:07pm On Jun 22, 2018
zombieHUNTER:
I knew Buhari was lying all along



His kitchen cabinet slashed the budget to Favour their region... Professional budget padders

The budget Buhari signed is not the one approved by the house.... They tampared with it..

Bloody liars
Wait for the truth to be told by the Senator you believe in. Are they not the same senators that padded over 500billion Naira, why wasn't that figure altered? Don't allow our National Assembly to fool you and me, they are the major problem Nigerians have.
SportsRe: World Cup 2018 Trophy Unveiled (photos) by JosefAndre: 11:10pm On Jun 14, 2018
This Trophy belongs to Nigeria.see our flag under it.
PoliticsRe: Falomo: I Used Abiola's Money To Send The Health Minister To School Abroad by JosefAndre: 10:23pm On Jun 14, 2018
Let's do the political mathematics
1. Will a Yoruba man prefer to wait for another 8years b4 power gets to him? If he votes Buhari out as only a strong contender from the north can beat him, will he be patient for 8years?
2. Is it better for the SW to still be loyal just to get power in 4years time?

We all know the answer, the SW are better politicians than any of the Geopolitical zones, can't waste my energy Baba Buhari will still win, so let us gear up for part 2.
PoliticsRe: Meet Ragnar, Aiden And Liam: Femi Fani-Kayode Triplets (Photos) by JosefAndre: 9:54pm On Jun 14, 2018
This same man will be complaining Baba Buhari govt didn't favor him. He is suppose to name 1 Buhari self. cool
PoliticsRe: Senator Dino Melaye Eating At A Local Restaurant (Photo) by JosefAndre: 6:03pm On Jun 13, 2018
When Election is by the corner they will want to fool electorates. We have our PVC's and we know what to do with it. For the past 3years we didnt have your attention, now they want to deceive us. All politicians are the same, God will raise good ones come 2019.
PoliticsRe: Senate Under Me Most Productive Since 1999 – Saraki by JosefAndre: 1:15pm On Jun 12, 2018
I may agree with Saraki from his own perspective, but from my own perspective the Senate and house of Rep are responsible for our setbacks, since their assumption Budget passage only came in June, July and May respectively. How do we progress as a nation with their attitude?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye: "Anyone Not Paying His Tithe Won't Go To Heaven" - Freeze Reacts by JosefAndre: 12:18pm On Apr 12, 2018
Q.1. Why do we pay tithe?
Assuming no condition of blessing is placed In Mal.3 who will pay tithe? People pay tithe because of their interest, because of blessings. Bottom line; it is greed that makes most people to pay their tithes.
Q. 2. Why not donate your tithe to the poor?
In Duet. 14:21 to the end explains HOW TITHES ARE TO BE USED. To me ou r pastors have lands of their own so no need to give to pastors, but Widows, Orphans and Visitors should be the direct beneficiary of your tithes. You can only go to hell when you don't use your tithe to provide for widows ,Orphans and those in need. The standard Jesus made mentioned of in the scriptures that we are going to be judged are; when I was hungry you gave me food, when I was naked you...........
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Sam Zuga: "Why Muslims Are Better Than Christians" by JosefAndre: 5:08am On Feb 27, 2018
The truth is always bitter, no wonder they picked stones to stone Christ when he called them "hypocrites". Tthere is no need for comparisons, It is a clarion call to Christians to wake up in our responsibilities to all around us and be united.
EducationRe: Snake: JAMB Registrar, Oloyede Blasts Nigerians For Joking Over Missing N36m by JosefAndre: 4:12pm On Feb 21, 2018
When you delay to react to an issue in Nigeria or any civilized society that's what you will get. Blast yourself for not responding timely to fraud in your organization. I still give you Kudos in upgrading JAMB.
InvestmentRe: 11 Reverend Fathers Defrauded Of N42 Million In Edo By 2 Men Via Wonder Bank by JosefAndre: 2:45pm On Feb 20, 2018
I am a Catholic, a proud one at that, its shameful for a priest after taking an oat of poverty to indulge in a business that's for their personal interest. That's why I don't emulate any pastor, priest or prophet. I look up to Jesus Christ and make use of Men of God beautiful sermons.
EducationRe: What Is The Difference Between A Lake, A River, And A Stream? by JosefAndre: 5:46pm On Feb 17, 2018
River_ a flowing water body with natural embarkments on interlands with depth of 3meters and above pending on siltatation and season, that have its origin or flows into the sea or ocean. Eg river Nile, River Benue etc
Lake_ a water body that is stagnant and shallow mostly supplied by runoffs. Eg Lake chad
Stream_ Natural ground water that flows on the surface of the earth.
Pond_ a constructed excavation to hold water in rearing aquatic organisms.
SportsRe: FIFA World Cup Trophy To Arrive In Nigeria March 7 by JosefAndre: 8:17pm On Feb 16, 2018
I pray make Python no come swallow ahm.
PoliticsRe: Underaged Children Voting In Kano Local Government Election (Photos) by JosefAndre: 8:41pm On Feb 10, 2018
Sorry to say, Nigeria is a BIG SCAM! All the same PVC is a must have.
CareerRe: Dauda Musa Umar ‘Major Dagger’, The Strict Instructor At Army Depot by JosefAndre: 2:25pm On Jan 12, 2018
claremont:
Unfortunately, your current ranking puts you at a Corporal cadre at best when converted to British. You are still a relatively junior nco. When you manage to get commissioned into Officer cadre, we might continue the discussion on the rationale for brutality in recruit training. There is no such thing as humane training in any military camp anywhere in the world, this isn't the boy's scouts.

Until then, stop saying you are the BEST in anything,

because you aren't. You might be the best funded, but it takes more than funding to be the best military. This is my last post on this as I wouldn't want to derail this thread by typing out the long litany of failures by the US Army in response to your brainwashed ''we are the best'' claims.

I have served with your 82nd Airborne unit, I know your airborne unit in and out. You are not the best in anything.
I remembered Sgt. Rowland in the 90's. He has always been my best, the guy is good in footdrill
CareerRe: Dauda Musa Umar ‘Major Dagger’, The Strict Instructor At Army Depot by JosefAndre: 2:21pm On Jan 12, 2018
I remember this guy Musa Daga , very troublesome, I congratulate him because he has risen from the ranks and file to an officer, if he becomes a General then it means after Gen. Abacha he will be the second in the Nigerian Army records.
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie Declares For 2019 Presidency (Video) by JosefAndre: 3:22pm On Jan 09, 2018
Love his ambition, if he is the youngest contestant I will campaign and vote for him.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Confessed That She Cheated On Me And Begged To Be Forgiven. by JosefAndre: 8:05am On Dec 29, 2017
For confessing she is the best you can ever get. She will make a good companion.
RomanceRe: 2 Ghanaian Lesbians Wed In Holland, Share A Kiss At Wedding (Photos) by JosefAndre: 1:04pm On Dec 14, 2017
spy24:
a lot of bad things makes a man happy even

and this for sure is one
You have said it all. Thanks

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