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RomanceRe: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by joseph1832(m): 2:14pm On Sep 29, 2016
postmann:
O, metaphorically yes! grin
Literally yes, you're a virgin. grin tongue
PoliticsRe: Ize-Iyamu Rejects Edo Election Result — Before It Is Announced by joseph1832(m): 1:49pm On Sep 29, 2016
How can a man be counting his eggs before they hatch?
Christianity EtcRe: Tomorrow Is Holy Michael Day. by joseph1832(m): 12:40pm On Sep 29, 2016
Jilo83:
Arch angel michael is believe to be the captain of the church C&S. Members all over the world celebrate holy michael day every 29th september. Happy holy michael day![color=#990000][/color]
I believe you attend The Eternal Sacred Order of The Cherubim and Seraphim?

If you do, which branch do you worship?
RomanceRe: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by joseph1832(m): 12:36pm On Sep 29, 2016
Creamish:
....did u discharge any fluid?

grin grin grin

I swear Joeseph1832..that bit of ur poem will transcend time! grin cheesy
kiss
RomanceRe: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by joseph1832(m): 12:34pm On Sep 29, 2016
DissTroy:
Hopefully the umpire whose envy makes him greener than the incredible hulk would be shaken off my e-path but if he doesn't, he'd only prove my assertion days ago right, again.

Then again, the uniform doesn't make the soldier - his heart does.
Now this is more like it. grin
IslamRe: Rescuing Ex-muslims: Leaving Islam by joseph1832(m): 11:55am On Sep 29, 2016
dorox:
What you said is quite often the case, but also irrelevant to the issue being discussed.
Tell me, how do drug dealers react when they discover their best customers have stopped using their drugs, or they've been taken to rehab?
IslamRe: Rescuing Ex-muslims: Leaving Islam by joseph1832(m): 11:45am On Sep 29, 2016
dorox:
This is a very touching documentary about the ordeals faced by some people who decided to leave islam. I doubt if any sane person will not condemn whoever wants to force their religion on another person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1lnxUXWGgE
Well this has been happening for a while now. Most of its unheard of.

However, people like Empiree and his croonies should have more to say about this.
RomanceRe: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by joseph1832(m): 11:11am On Sep 29, 2016
Creamish:
Really? The thought of it is repulsive actually. Which lady finds it pleasurable? lolz.. strange people exist.
We live in a strange world.
CrimeRe: Six People Die At 50-50 Hotel In Umuahia, Abia (Photos) by joseph1832(m): 11:04am On Sep 29, 2016
I think this is a case for Sam and Dean Winchester. grin

But I wonder why the brothel owner didn't seek the help of spiritual workers when the women there complained about being given mysterious slaps.

The police should detain him for further questioning because I want to believe his hands are not clean.
PoliticsRe: INEC Postpones Announcement Of Results In Edo by joseph1832(m): 10:26am On Sep 29, 2016
Erm...

RomanceRe: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by joseph1832(m): 9:58am On Sep 29, 2016
Creamish:
Why don't u be more specific? grin
I believe I already am. wink
RomanceRe: . by joseph1832(m): 8:36am On Sep 29, 2016
texanomaly:
So sorry I missed this thread. Happy birthday Joseph!! kiss
Thanks Tex. wink
Phone/Internet MarketRe: iPHONES, IPads, SAMSUNGS, Google Pixel, MacBooks & iWatches "BestDealz" by joseph1832(m): 7:57am On Sep 29, 2016
Voy:
Place ur orders
How much is iphone 5s?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Lord Deported From Kenya Sneaks Back And Gets Arrested by joseph1832(m): 7:50am On Sep 29, 2016
Hope this time the Kenyan authorities will give him a permanent stay in the country since he was deported once, but came back again to spread his evil narcotics.

I hope life in Kenyan prison will make him happy, since that's what he wanted from the get go.
TV/MoviesRe: Hollywood Actors Then, And Now (photos) by joseph1832(m): 7:26am On Sep 29, 2016
Ishilove:
Your loins are inscribed in Latin cheesy
grin
TV/MoviesRe: Hollywood Actors Then, And Now (photos) by joseph1832(m): 1:58am On Sep 29, 2016
Ishilove:
Yes oo...younger, like in The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons tongue
Exactly. You read my thoughts so well, I still wonder why you still can't read my loins. grin tongue
TV/MoviesRe: Hollywood Actors Then, And Now (photos) by joseph1832(m): 1:57am On Sep 29, 2016
Ishilove:
Lmao! Rush Hour 2 cheesy
Honestly, Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker sure make a good pair.

"Lemme introduce you to Carter's theory of solving crime: Follow the rich white man!." -James Carter. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Hollywood Actors Then, And Now (photos) by joseph1832(m): 1:49am On Sep 29, 2016
Ishilove:
Oh Jackie... I am his life fan. I have so much love for him. kiss kiss

Asian, athletic, clean and disciplined. That's just about it.

He is still athletic and has aged wonderfully
Lee, who died?

You!

Detective You?

No! You. grin

Lalasticlala, come and see your best friend who acted Snake In The Lalastic Shadow With You. Isn't that why you like to move snake threads to Front Page? grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Hollywood Actors Then, And Now (photos) by joseph1832(m): 1:43am On Sep 29, 2016
Ishilove:
He is very chunky now but back then he was so hot!!! The man sef no dey gree smile

I am still tripping for his height though. His eyes... kiss grin
Travis Dane: "Ryback's tactics"

Pen: Casey 'fucking_' Ryback?.

Travis Dane: "Who's Casey fucking_ Ryback?"

"Anti terrorist squad, the best there is"

Travis Dane: "I thought you're the best there is?".

UnDer siege 2: Dark Territory. My 'bestest' Steven Seagal movie.
TV/MoviesRe: Hollywood Actors Then, And Now (photos) by joseph1832(m): 1:36am On Sep 29, 2016
Ishilove:
This guy just gets hotter with age! Wow!! I fell in love with him ever since I first laid eyes on him in that 1990 movie starring Sandra Bullock (i forget the name now).

I am still in love with him. I want marry him!!! cry cry grin
Neo!!!!

In Morpheus' voice: He is The One.
TV/MoviesRe: Hollywood Actors Then, And Now (photos) by joseph1832(m): 1:34am On Sep 29, 2016
Memories... gosh i'm getting younger.
RomanceRe: Dj Cuppy Dancing On A Yatch In Spain by joseph1832(m): 11:17pm On Sep 28, 2016
EmperorLee:
My mama used to tell me that Dreams Come true grin grin
That's true, but only when you work hard to achieve that dream. tongue
CareerRe: I Was Slapped By My Employer by joseph1832(m): 11:05pm On Sep 28, 2016
telemapreye1:
Good evening nairalanders
I work with kids thou it's a part time job,..
To cut short the long story..i had an incident with one of the children I teach and her little brother of 6 was there with me..i never knew he told his mum
So the next day she brought them to school and started warning me"i was shocked thinking of what I did"and she refused to tell me what I did..i stopped greeting her since that day until today I and her had a disagreement so I argued and talk back at her cos she was very rude to me...
The HM called I and her into her office and allowed the woman explain her own part and didn't even bother to hear mine,the next thing I felt a sting on my cheeks(The hm slaped me)i was so embarrassed to the extent that I cried for two hours
I got home and told my friend about it so she said she will helped me arrange some guys to beat her up but am scared,i don't want to hurt her but my heart needs revenge
Shld I forget about or revenge?

But I don't blame her i blame death...
No offence, but you made the mistake of not returning the slap back to her immediately.

This is your only offence, just because she's the HM doesn't give her or him the right to slap you.
RomanceRe: Dj Cuppy Dancing On A Yatch In Spain by joseph1832(m): 10:54pm On Sep 28, 2016
EmperorLee:
Ma Cuppy Ma Boo Ma Baby kiss kiss
It's very okay to dream. tongue grin
PoliticsRe: Protest At High Court Lagos Over Victimisation Of Patience Jonathan By EFCC(pics by joseph1832(m): 10:37pm On Sep 28, 2016
HungerBAD:
This is sad.

This Pictures represents everything wrong in Nigeria now.

They say they are affiliated to the media?I doubt that. No educated person with any sense of patriotism will do this by supporting a common thief.
It's all about the Benjamins bruv! A people who only think of what to eat, how to eat and when to eat, usually find themselves bowing to those who can give them what to eat.
RomanceRe: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by joseph1832(m): 10:33pm On Sep 28, 2016
Aha! As I've always suspected. The rodents and arachnids who plague this section with their profane and yet mundane stupidity have shown that indeed, they have a weakness, which is of course, intelligent discourse.

If this thread had been about the usual mumbo jumbo which normally encompass discourse that involve boyfriend and girlfriend (relationships) this thread would have been drowned in half baked uninformed gut wrenching opinion(s).

I smile. smiley smiley smiley

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