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FamilyRe: Why Do Poor People In Our Society Like Having Plenty Kids? by joseph1832(m): 10:26pm On Sep 18, 2016
Simple, poverty mentality. The goal is have many kids and hope and pray one of them will make it in life. Just to take their sorry ass out of their poverty state.
CelebritiesRe: "Why Don't You Just Go Back...even For The Sake Of 'jam Jam'"- Prince Nwachukwu by joseph1832(m): 7:17pm On Sep 18, 2016
LMAO!. This thread looks like a lousy attempt to get traffic for a failing blog.

When people dey break silence, him no break, na now him come dey break silence.

I wonder weda dem selotape him mouth since. Yeye!.
EducationRe: Teacher Demands Sex From Student Of Nuco Comprehensive Secondary School, Uyo by joseph1832(m): 6:59pm On Sep 18, 2016
The sooner the government place a law banning underage boys and girls from owning phones the better.

This accursed teacher should be shamed in every way possible.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Winner01 About His Crusade Against Atheism by joseph1832(m): 5:05pm On Sep 18, 2016
4everGod:
kingebukasblog long time. where have you been? They invited one of our brothers here without knowing that we all stick together as brothers in Christ. lol

There is no party like a nairaland party on a sunday. grin grin
Brothers in Christ? Wow! I believe Goodluck Jonathan, Femi Fani Kayode etc are all brothers in Christ. Isn't this why they stick together in corruption?

Or you want me to mention Ayo Oritsejafor, Rev. King, Chris Okotie, Chris Oyakhilomen etc, I believe they're also brothers in Christ, right?
CultureRe: Why Is The Soceity Acceptable To Fornicators And Hostile To Homosexuals? by joseph1832(m):
The society doesn't accept fornication, neither does the church or mosque.

I bet no parent will smile knowing their kids fornicate, especially if they're not married. I believe you know how the society frown at abortions and baby mamas.

So, all this are done in secret, not openly. Those who fornicate do so outside their abode albeit, secretly.

Homosexuals should learn to be discreet in their sexual orientation. Just like weed smokers are. grin
RomanceRe: The 6 Factors Why Every Nigerian Girl Should Marry A Nigerian Guy by joseph1832(m): 2:33pm On Sep 18, 2016
lezznjr:
You can picture the scenario where a typical Nigerian woman is married to Caucasian and the poor dude has to cope with frequent salon visits, nail fixing.
And mundane statements. Gosh! What a bore.
RomanceRe: The 6 Factors Why Every Nigerian Girl Should Marry A Nigerian Guy by joseph1832(m): 2:30pm On Sep 18, 2016
lezznjr:
4.

Only Nigerian men will spend on your family members even though the knowledge that you don't respect his own family isn't lost to him.

He will still foot marriage, burial and birthday bills for your family members just to please you!
Not to forget he also have to stomach the wife's exceptionally dumb, dull and docile friends, who have absolutely nothing to contribute except watch Telemundo and Televista series.

It ain't easy being a man bruv.
RomanceRe: The 6 Factors Why Every Nigerian Girl Should Marry A Nigerian Guy by joseph1832(m): 2:27pm On Sep 18, 2016
lezznjr:
grin It's something the girls won't like but reality isn't a romance novel cool
A Mills and Boon novel comes to mind.

They forget reality is Nigeria, where the husband goes out, cheat on his wife, comes back, give her the very dick he used to cheat on her to suck.

Men, isn't life a big bad biatch!. Lol.
RomanceRe: The 6 Factors Why Every Nigerian Girl Should Marry A Nigerian Guy by joseph1832(m): 2:22pm On Sep 18, 2016
lezznjr:
3.

Only Nigerian men still calls you sugar pie, brown chocolate and strawberry even though he knows that hair isn't yours! when the chemical you employ to stretch your hair has given you premature baldness!

When years of unwashed skull has given you scalp scabies, he still fücks you properly and sweetly.
Aye! Even a glorified twisted ugly monkey still smile when they call it "pretty".

I guess women really are suckers for sweet words. grin
RomanceRe: The 6 Factors Why Every Nigerian Girl Should Marry A Nigerian Guy by joseph1832(m): 2:20pm On Sep 18, 2016
lezznjr:
Hell nah
By all means continue. grin
RomanceRe: Guys - What Do You Like In Girls Physically? by joseph1832(m): 2:18pm On Sep 18, 2016
lezznjr:

I woke up low and unmotivated this morning.

I didn't do church, spend some hours talking with my doctor friend who prescribed Charijee medication for my soul. cheesy wink
LMFAO!. Now I can retire in peace. cheesy
RomanceRe: The 6 Factors Why Every Nigerian Girl Should Marry A Nigerian Guy by joseph1832(m): 2:15pm On Sep 18, 2016
Done?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 18th September 2016 by joseph1832(m): 1:57pm On Sep 18, 2016
timpaker:

Thanks for conceding.
cheesy
De ja vu. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 18th September 2016 by joseph1832(m): 1:52pm On Sep 18, 2016
timpaker:

Good, at least you're a bit better than Chelsea fans.

Well another goal just entered....

How's it that your world most expensive supermodel is yet to kiss the net? smiley
In football, anything can happen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 18th September 2016 by joseph1832(m): 1:42pm On Sep 18, 2016
timpaker:

Don't tell me you're a fan to the aforementioned?

If you're, then I'm gonna put down your name on my very long list of haters
angry
In defeat or in victory, I remain forever UNITED. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 18th September 2016 by joseph1832(m): 1:34pm On Sep 18, 2016
timpaker:
Nothing gives great orga.sm like watching Manchester United lose...... Same as Chelsea. cheesy
Bad belle is allowed. tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Media Empire Goes Bankrupt by joseph1832(m): 1:26pm On Sep 18, 2016
Seun:
Does Pastor Chris own any part of the business? If not, why does he pump money into it. Please educate us. This stuff is very interesting.
Isn't it obvious he owns the businesses mentioned? If not, why should he pump church funds into a business he doesn't own or profit from?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Media Empire Goes Bankrupt by joseph1832(m): 1:24pm On Sep 18, 2016
Oh so the church pump money into this business. Why am I not surprised.

I believe the bible say "A labourer deserve his wages". It's nice to know some people don't follow what the bible say, as they believe it's their God given right to cheat people.

I guess this is what partnering with Healing school and Rhapsody of Realities can do. Feeding off the masses while brainwashing them to the point of rendering them illogical.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right For Pastors To Delve Into Politics? by joseph1832(m): 1:19pm On Sep 18, 2016
It is wrong it its entirety. Mixing religion and politics is a disaster already happening in Nigeria.

At least, many can see just what religion has turned many Nigerians into, opiumize zombies running helter skelter.
FamilyRe: Lesbianism: Nigerian Family Disowns Daughter In Italy by joseph1832(m): 12:46pm On Sep 18, 2016
Prince16:
Hmmmm..... interesting.
So what (religion) do u now practice?
I practice the religion of not lying to myself. Simple.
WebmastersRe: Seun We Cannot Login Nairaland Via Freebasics by joseph1832(m): 12:43pm On Sep 18, 2016
Bujumbura:
Get a good programmer to take care of this. You sound helpless which is not encouraging to Nlanders
I believe he mentioned it's a network issue. If this is so, then it's above him.

We all know just how these networks of ours behave.

Try the solution I offered above and see if it works. Remember, the trick is not to log out of NL. Always stay logged in.
WebmastersRe: Seun We Cannot Login Nairaland Via Freebasics by joseph1832(m): 12:39pm On Sep 18, 2016
Seun:
Of course I understand the thing I created 11 years ago, but I don't understand what the networks are doing to it. If I understood it then in all likelihood the problem would have been solved. I would urge you to refrain from commenting on this thread if you have nothing helpful to say.
Sorry. But I do have something to contribute.

I noticed this a while back, say something like 6 weeks ago.

The trick is not to log out or sign out of Nairaland. Whenever you guys are done, just don't sign out. Leave the browser as it is, then when you want to access it, just refresh or reload the page. It gives you easier access than logging in.

I use this with my phone's native browser or opera mini. So far, it's been working very fine.

Hope this helps.
WebmastersRe: Seun We Cannot Login Nairaland Via Freebasics by joseph1832(m): 12:21pm On Sep 18, 2016
Seun:
The problem isn't nairaland but the networks. I will offer a bounty to anyone who can figure out what's causing all these weird issues.

On my browser when I can't open the home page, I hit Ctrl+Shift+R and it works, but when i return to the page again, I see the same error.

It makes no sense at all.
Aren't you a programmer? I find it hard to believe that a creator don't even understand the thing he created. huh
Jokes EtcRe: Mention That Friend... by joseph1832(m): 12:18pm On Sep 18, 2016
Postmann.
RomanceRe: 10 Things Nigerian Men Want In A Woman by joseph1832(m): 12:17pm On Sep 18, 2016
Laveda:
I tell you, these men don't know what they want..
Really? undecided

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