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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Fighters Killed In Yobe By Military - Graphic Photos by joseph1832(m): 12:38pm On Sep 15, 2016
mengho:
A lost soul, you know prayer is the strongest weapon in dis world, A person who works hard & prays gets d best of everything.
Bullocks!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Shouldn't Have A Divorce - Chris Oyakhilome by joseph1832(m): 12:37pm On Sep 15, 2016
ammyluv2002:
He's right tho
Right about what exactly?
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Shouldn't Have A Divorce - Chris Oyakhilome by joseph1832(m): 12:36pm On Sep 15, 2016
naijamakossa:
u can be greedy
It's human nature.
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Shouldn't Have A Divorce - Chris Oyakhilome by joseph1832(m): 12:32pm On Sep 15, 2016
grin Now our dear pastor pastor sound more like an arrancar.

I mean pastor Chris, if you can supposedly say "masturbation isn't a sin". Then I'm afraid you can say virtually anything.

By the way, "have you partnered with Healing School today?". grin grin
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed To PDP: Bury Your Head In Shame As Buhari "Packs Your Mess" by joseph1832(m): 11:57am On Sep 15, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
Surely, I'm not judging him.

But I asked salient questions. no one is expecting magic, we want the government to start putting things right and govern instead of blaming PDP for his own failure. I pray that God grants him wisdom to succeed for the sake of Nigeria until we replace him in 2019 grin
If you had prayed this prayer when Jonathan was in office, we would have believed you to be sincere. But we all know you speak from both side of your mouth.
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Celebrates Her 39th Birthday Today by joseph1832(m): 11:31am On Sep 15, 2016
amicable09:
Lol. Thomas no blessing for you cheesy
I never doubted Thomas. wink grin
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PoliticsRe: Recession: FG Summons Emergency Session Over Economy by joseph1832(m): 11:26am On Sep 15, 2016
repogirl:
Na to call empty meetings wey no dey yield anything them sabi.

Madam NOI...abeg spell it out to them. You were vague in telling them to look inwards. These dullards will look and look and see nothing that they are doing wrong. Please spell it out by listing everything they are doing wrong. Pls, na beg I dey beg oooo. These people are just utterly incompetent.
It's enough to say everyone who has ruled this country from Balewa to Buhari are incompetent. They all lack vision.
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Celebrates Her 39th Birthday Today by joseph1832(m): 11:20am On Sep 15, 2016
amicable09:
Lol. Blessed are those who believe without seeing cheesy
You forget blessed are those who see and believe. grin
PoliticsRe: What Is The Current State Of Nnamdi Kanu's Health? by joseph1832(m): 11:15am On Sep 15, 2016
I wonder why you didn't feel pity for those who are still being held in prison without trial, or those who got killed due to our trigger happy law enforcement agents.
RomanceRe: Please I Need Advice...... She Is A Single Mum by joseph1832(m): 11:11am On Sep 15, 2016
bilulu:
I met this girl and we started chatting and later became close. I asked her out and before accepting she said she has a child. On hearing this my mind became so heavy to the extent that I felt heartbroken. Should I continue with this girl because I really like this girl?.... please I needed your candid advice.
What should bother you is your happiness, not if the lady has a child or not.

If you've been happy with her since you started dating her, then by all mean, continue, don't let such things be a distraction to you.
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Celebrates Her 39th Birthday Today by joseph1832(m): 10:31am On Sep 15, 2016
amicable09:
Lol. It wouldn't have been.
My smile is contagious. You would have smiled back grin grin grin
Seeing is believing. Don't you think so? grin
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Celebrates Her 39th Birthday Today by joseph1832(m): 10:19am On Sep 15, 2016
amicable09:
grin grin grin
Would have said that's creepy if I was staring at you. Lol. wink
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Celebrates Her 39th Birthday Today by joseph1832(m): 10:14am On Sep 15, 2016
amicable09:
Lol. And what is this Joseph has written for Pete's sakehuh? grin

Happy birthday Chimamanda.
Enjoy your new age.
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Fighters Killed In Yobe By Military - Graphic Photos by joseph1832(m): 10:11am On Sep 15, 2016
pring:
I concur.
We should be challenging those in High Authorities in Nigeria to do more not praying.
Prayers is for the week n feeble.
Economy grow by actions not prayers.
Need I say more. It's funny you're the only one who understood what I typed, in a sea of dejected nigerian mentally shallow citizens.
Christianity EtcRe: I Was A Secret Atheist Until I Stumbled On Seun's Thread by joseph1832(m): 8:51am On Sep 15, 2016
Empiree:
You want definition of God?.

Here it is. I was on my way to Chicago from New York. I'm am the pilot with bunch of Atheists on board. When I reach 35,000 above sea level, I nose dive the aircraft at the top speed...going straight to hit mountains. By the time I reach 15,000, all Atheists on board start screaming and yelling including yourself.

They scream.......[size=20pt]"OH GOD OH OH OH GOD........OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD"[/size]


When I hear them scream I pull up. They simply quiet and say "Thank you God"


What bothers me is that, they claim they don't believe in God. They don't believe in nothing. How come that scream God's help when they are in trouble?. Why don't they scream OH NOTHHING?.

Same thing happened to Dawkins when he was debating theist. He forgot name of something and touched his forehead trying to remember. He said "oh God"


So don't you think you deceiving yourself HardMirror?.. I'm sure that would have been your reaction in the scenario I described if you were to be in a distressed aircraft.

Keep deceiving yourself like seun
I'm prone to ask how the pilot knew some of his passengers were atheists?
Christianity EtcRe: Which Thread, Topic Or Person You Enjoy Here? by joseph1832(m): 8:32am On Sep 15, 2016
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Fighters Killed In Yobe By Military - Graphic Photos by joseph1832(m): 8:31am On Sep 15, 2016
PassingShot:
Mr. Methuselah, I hear you grin grin grin
Na you sabi. tongue
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Fighters Killed In Yobe By Military - Graphic Photos by joseph1832(m): 8:26am On Sep 15, 2016
FunkyMetahuman:
you sound like a 17years old
Your opinion.
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Celebrates Her 39th Birthday Today by joseph1832(m): 7:55am On Sep 15, 2016
Happy Birthday Chi. May your 'Ma' continue to 'Manda' people in your 'Adichie' kind of way.

Have fun.
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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Fighters Killed In Yobe By Military - Graphic Photos by joseph1832(m): 7:41am On Sep 15, 2016
PassingShot:
How old are you dear?

I ask because you act like a teenager. How does me saying "we pray the president succeed in tackling the economy" become a collective issue?

If you don't believe in prayer, I say "to you your belief". How is that a source of headache to you?
I'm old enough to be your elder brother, that's for sure.

I say this because you fail to know prayer is nothing more than words. So you "praying for the president to succeed in tackling the economy" is just words, empty words at that.

And it's a source of headache not to me, but millions of Nigerians because your lot have been praying since 1960, and how have your prayers helped the country thus far?

So next time, rather than praying for the president, challenge him by criticising his policies constructively.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Fighters Killed In Yobe By Military - Graphic Photos by joseph1832(m):
PassingShot:
To each his/her belief.
Not when it has to do with the collective will being of a people.

So I say "perish the thought" and "action speak louder than words".
Christianity EtcRe: Which Thread, Topic Or Person You Enjoy Here? by joseph1832(m): 7:30am On Sep 15, 2016
makydebbie:
smiley
You could have edited my moniker, you know. angry
EducationRe: 'O' Of BODMAS Doesn't Mean Of, Our Teachers Owe Us An Apology by joseph1832(m): 7:27am On Sep 15, 2016
Wow!. Never knew this. News like this still makes me believe Nairaland is still not bad after all, given that it has mostly be taken over by semi insane e-lunatics. grin
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Fighters Killed In Yobe By Military - Graphic Photos by joseph1832(m): 7:18am On Sep 15, 2016
PassingShot:
It's sure militancy/insurgency and corruption are being given bloodied nose.

two of the three main issues down, one to go.

Baba, we pray you succeed with the economy very soon too.
I'm sure you know prayers don't do squat?!
PoliticsRe: Recession: FG Summons Emergency Session Over Economy by joseph1832(m): 7:08am On Sep 15, 2016
PassingShot:
Nice development!
Let's wait and hear the outcome before we say "nice development".

If time has taught us anything in this country is that 'emergency meetings' always remain what they are 'emergency meetings' as nothing profitable ever comes out of it.
Christianity EtcRe: Which Thread, Topic Or Person You Enjoy Here? by joseph1832(m): 6:38am On Sep 15, 2016
makydebbie:
bibi I love you plenty plentysmiley
angry
Christianity EtcRe: Which Thread, Topic Or Person You Enjoy Here? by joseph1832(m): 10:01pm On Sep 14, 2016
bibijay123:
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I love me some Tali us story, and Mrsexpl orer s thread and Fiy ah' s thread and so many others
Awwww Me Like You Too. kiss
Poems For ReviewRe: Before I Self Destruct (then Days Went By) by joseph1832(m): 11:46am On Sep 14, 2016
Nice Jigs. I noticed you used internal rhymes, rather than your usual end or slant rhyme. Why the change?
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RomanceRe: Relationship Ideals. by joseph1832(m): 6:06pm On Sep 12, 2016
danbrowndmf:
loool. On this nairaland app nobody will ever accept they are cheating. Everybody is faithful on this app grin
You've said it all. cool
RomanceRe: Relationship Ideals. by joseph1832(m): 4:11pm On Sep 12, 2016
danbrowndmf:
oliviaarims. What you wrote up there is just the bomb. [b]I believe anyone who equal any money with sex is a prostitute. [/b]Relationship is all about communication,the both party should always seat and spell it out on what they want before they start. You won't be dating a student and be expecting thousands from him. If u spend on a lady let it be out of love and nt equal it for sex.
What about those who have dozens of boyfriends?.

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