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lanicky:
In the face of hardship, suffering, poverty and corruption, we need to be hopeful. Hope should keep us sane till we get it right.

misspicy:
Spent just a few days there,been out for longer than I spent too
I didn't even taste a meal there,I had "2" on the loose

you have an experience with the food I presume

Not really, I never ate it because I usually eat what the warden eat.

misspicy:
Longest time it is

Shortest time indeed. He was rehab? Hope the food they serve is now better? Lol.

LadyJul:
Fynestboi is now my boo

Remember, even your boo, get e boo...

anonimi:
.....such as ALL these characters below, not so


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Yes oh! I don't support political prostitution. Never have and never will.

How come you didn't include the names of FFK, Atiku and Tonyebarcanista? Their political prostitution knows no bounds.

You can take a man out of th jungle, but you can not take the jungle out of the man.

A political prostitute will always remain a political prostitute!

Fynestboi:


Rule 6

LOL.

TonyeBarcanista:
The thought of you dominates my heart just as Barca dominates football.

The thought of you leaving Nairaland is just like Barca leaving the champions league.

Dygeasy:
A lot of things have happened here. My apologies for the silence.

The contest should start by the first week in May BUT we are having issues with the Admin and if we aren't able to resolve the issues, I don't know what the fate of this year's contest would be just yet. I'll keep you guys updated and I hope the contest really matches expectations this year.

Thank you

CC: Xynerise

Lemme guess. They're having issues because you secured a sponsor who will have his business splatter across Front Page without having to pay for Nairaland paid add system, thus, depriving seu.n of his cool cash. Lol.

Marvelous.

VoteDemiladgold:
lol will you vote for me?

If you answer the questions appropriately, I sure will, but if not, NO!.

Luckygurl:
Your moniker looked familiar during the days of Jennimma, Rozzay and someothers. You campaigned for Rozzay I think and she was the 2nd runner up or so.

Never mind anyway, you musn't answer if you don't want to

The Q and A session will determine who I vote for.

Hope I've answered your question?

Knightngale:
impressive!!

Ah well. It was worth it, trust me. Cos of it my poetic side, which has been since 1999 came back to life.

Check out the poems I wrote for rozay and jeninma to support them. I'm sure you'll enjoy reading them.

www.nairaland.com/2016602/poem-commemorate-jennimma-miss-nairaland

www.nairaland.com/1972820/poem-rozzay

JoeCutie:
Hian! Which voice note...

I listened to something where a kid was just making a hell of a fool of herself. It wasn't only humorous, it made me say chai! No be small something oh...

This is site is where some twisted, low ass fake individual get their boner from.

GIYAZZ:
Hey hey!!!!!! Look here sir, ma. Who you voting for? I mean, who you supporting? Oh, MissGdope? Hahaha!!! I thought as much. She's the only right one for the crown. The prettiest, most decent, humble and excuse my English, beautifulest contestant!!!!!!!

She's got every package required to occupy the throne. You just gotta support her. Come join the winning team. The cool and no noise team. We know what we got. We don't make noise!!!

Support MissGdope jare! No time for long talk!!!!!

Send me a message to join our WhatsApp group: 09053081319

We the winning team. Team MISS to the G to the fūcking DØPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MissGdope is cute. And curvy too. Lol. wonder where she's been all this while before, would have wooed her from here to China. LOL.

JoeCutie:
There is something minimiwanawana, sweeter than wanawanaminimini...shake your lo'waist. Shake your lo'waist!

Especially when listening to EstharFabian's voice note.

Luckygurl:
You've got a candidate you're rooting for in this edition?

Why do you wanna know, if I may ask?

Estharfabian:
LoL.


Not exactly tho.. Words don't break me...

Now I heard that. Please make sure you study hard for your exams kid. Wouldn't want you making/giving flimsy excuses again.

Saw your pics though.. Remember you told me if I see you, I'd date you? Yea, saw your pics and fuck_ no, I still will not date you.

Success in your exams once again.

Knightngale:
Faker ass bittch!! So you needed to form fake phonetics abi oyinbo accent for what purpose exactly? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Admit it babe, you are too ugly for the competition, you realized that you are not worth half the hype of your psychotic Manager.

Fake ass biitch.

Oh my! A nightingale is a gentle bird. I wonder why this one is so feisty.

Pay no attention to that child. I'm sure you know children really can't help to be mischievous sometimes.

Saw your mention the other about those I campaigned for, if they won. Yes, Tohpaz did win, and Rozay came third.

kinglekan:

You just can't stop being a drama queen innit?

You mean a drama child? With diapers? lol

Lezzlie:
Too damn tired to have a dickful night I tell you. Been up and about all day and just got in a few minutes ago. Lost a phone accessory too and it hurts like

... Like having your nuts splattered with a hammer right? LOL

Hey mindfulness, care to do the ironic honors?

cassieblake:
wait no more
Mimzy all the way

WhAtever.

llaykorn:
If I wait for that, I'll pitch my tent with the losing team again this year. That jinx needs to be broken.

LOL.

llaykorn:
GOD! You have anyone on your mind yet?

Nope. I'm waiting for the Q & A session, that's when I'll decide. God forbid I vote for an empty vessel.

Nigeria already suffered from the effects of voting for an empty vessel, God forbid Nairaland suffers from the same...

Mindfulness:
Wait a moment!

Didn't you say that your grandmothers were more fulfilled because they didn't appear on social media complaining about men?
So your grandmas were using the internet back in the day?

If you're too dumb to understand what I meant, then I'm too intelligent to honor you with a worthy reply.

Bye bye mademoiselle plagiarism.

llaykorn:
I think I'm going with lanicky this year. But then, I've never supported someone in the pageant except they lose.

LMAO. Now listen to a poet when he speaks. LOL

Favolly:
No be runs waka be that?

We've heard worse abeg

LOL. Okay give me an example of the worst you've heard.

Mindfulness:
Your grannies were using the internet and social media?

Nope! Your elk did, that's why societal conventions keep screwing them over and over again.

Mindfulness:
How do you know our grandmothers were ALL more fulfilled than women today?

Because they never came to social media and rant about being made second to a man.

Favolly:
Suicide fa? It can't be that serious. Linda has been called a hoe, single old witch, runs girl, there was a thread about her today about her sleeping with one of Wizkid's producers abi na director, etc. She hasn't committed suicide still. What else can then make her commit the suicide?

I cited the fake bag incident because it actually showed that these things happen to her too and she reacts just like any other human would when they are being defamed... But then, she reacted within the confines of the law, she didn't go about threatening to beat anybody like an agbero.

Issorait sha, we await the day Linda gets a full dose of her medicine as you say

Caption this news: Linda Ikeji involve in sex romp with nigerian senator.

Still think suicide is far... Lol.

Favolly:
Of course, she wouldn't like it... The fake Birkin bag incident showed that she can't take what she dishes out

I'm not a Linda fan, I don't even visit her blog anymore. I'm merely calling a spade a spade in this case

Then I rest my case. One day, Linda will get a full dose of her own medicine. I just hope she won't commit suicide.