₦airaland Forum

SeverusSnape:
Our soldiers are doing well and you expect me not to applaud them?... You think I'm like you guys who were BH sympathizers some months back??... Besides, This is the army not the "government".

And the army is under who genius? Your local government chairman abi?

Besides, did the army do all this when your oga GEJ was in Aso Rock?. All we see them do during that time was run away and hide!.

And just so you know, you can never be like us because you left your brain in Otuoke.

SeverusSnape:
Good. The jihadists must be exterminated.

Ah ah! Bros wetin happen? Shey na you dey yan so?

Elxandre:
I created this thread with the newly released phone, Infinix Hot 2 in mind.

This is a country that supposedly hates stealing and even go as far as lynching petty thieves.
But we "tweak" and steal the data incentives offered to people who buy phones with their hard earned money.

People defend tweaking to browse Free on our ISPs, with the premise that they are only "revenging" the evil done to them by these service providers, who have refused to provide truly affordable data.

My Question is, why should I buy a phone and meet my data already stolen, when I'm not the ISP that you have your grudge against?

This is synonymous with stealing and corruption, and if you actually campaigned for "change", but still steal incentives from people, you are just another hypocrite.

The Nigerian polity thrive on hypocrisy. Besides, you're only branded a thief if you're caught with your hands inside the cookie jar!.

JigsawKillah:

keep waiting, bro

I never intend to!. By the time you know it, it'll be too late...

JigsawKillah:
Llaykorn vs Joseph1832 would be nice



winner takes my grandma, FOC!

Thanks but no thanks. But I wouldn't mind your sister though.

MissAisha:
Thanks.

You're welcome.

MissAisha:
Buhahahahahahaaha. Reeling with laughter over here.

Welcome to Nairaland.

llaykorn:
I don't understand why this alternate moniker craze started; it was never like this. Nairaland probably only has 500,000 members.

As in am even amazed the way people have alternate monikers here. They act as if they're getting paid for it.

llaykorn:
_Mikuz, please pop up a thread for JigsawKillah VS joseph1832. They are going 30 bars..

Let me just sit here and pray for you, Joseph.

You have little faith bro. Besides, I don't feel like battling when there aint nothing at stake.

llaykorn:
You? You slayed yeyenatu and lagunna? Gengen genegen!

Oyya link?

Check the "two lines to diss the person above you thread". Its boldly written there. Besides, what do you mean 'you' you think I can't?.

I was the reason lagunna1 changed his moniker from lagunna to lagunna1 after I expose all his weaknesses... LOL.

JigsawKillah:
I call out Joseph1832 and llaykorn in a handicap match. . . 30 bars

LOL. You can call all you want kid, I slayed lagunna/lagunna1 and yeyenawti, dude, what in the name of nairaland makes you think you can call me out? In 2pacs words "you better back tha f#*k up before you get smacked tha f*#k up".

Wike looks like a lonesome tiger. LOL.

llaykorn:
Yes, this is very true. Who would expect Laykorn to beat JigSawKillah, but it will happen; very soon!

Yea it will. Besides, who tha hell is Jigs anyway.

ELYMAXiimus:
Smh. He still ranting.

@ y'all. If you'd like to see thecrook, Sorry... thecoog vs max, click like.

10likes and it's on.

I supplied the tenth like, not that I know WTH is going on but I'll like to see. LOL.

midolian:
Its not even true sef. That link isn't working.

The post na scam. Imagine, the OP has violated rule 8.

midolian:
This guy is rich!

Rough estimate using my small calculator..

229,432,107
250,000,000
100,000,000
300,000,000
1,950,000
350,000,000
150,000,000
200,000,000
260,000,000
94,250,000
25,000,000
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Sync error
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The guy na billionaire, but at least he declared his assets.

Over to you I Am Bode.

With all this incessant visit. I hope OBJ isn't trying to play a 'dirty' trick.

Annunaki:
Stop talking rubbish, it's a fact that the islamic religion expressly permits and encourages sex slaves and there is no parallel in christianity. WhateveR the deeper life pastor did is not based on christian teachings so you can't compare.

Yes so true. Just like Oritsejafor purchasing arms for the FG.

midolian:
OBJ and GEJ..! I don't even know who to blame more. Buh I thing OBJ is deserving of blame than GEJ on this.

OBJ has the primary blame. If he had stood against corruption the way PMB is now doing, Nigeria won't be in this mess.

OBJ built the foundations of corruption in Nigeria, GEJ only built the structure and roofed it.

Of course laws and curfews are only meant to be broken and trust these trailer drivers will break these laws comfortably.

Patapata na to settle kelebe.

She's sexier when she was younger. Seun when are we going to see throwback photos of you?

tolzy90:
Cost

Ladies' handbag - 7k
Men's wallet - N700

Ladies' fixing of hair - 5k
Men's haircut - N200

Ladies' fixing of nails - 1k
Men's Blade - N10

Ladies' Bra - 1.5k
Men's singlet - N300

Set of G-string - 1.5k
Men's boxers - N300

Ladies' make-over kit - 10k
Men's handkerchief - N50

Time

Men's spent time to dress up - 20mins
Ladies' spent time to dress up - 1:30mins

Men's time to get haircut - 30mins
Ladies' time to get hair fixed - 2days

Bonus

How many barbers needed 2 cut Men's hair - 1
How many hairstylists needed 2 make ladies hair - 3

That's why dem say woman wahala too much, and the very reason why both husband and wife they always find male child. LOL.