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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Clearing Boko Haram Enclaves Within Sambisa Forest (Photos) by joseph1832(m): 10:09am On Sep 09, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Our soldiers are doing well and you expect me not to applaud them?... You think I'm like you guys who were BH sympathizers some months back??... Besides, This is the army not the "government".
And the army is under who genius? Your local government chairman abi?

Besides, did the army do all this when your oga GEJ was in Aso Rock?. All we see them do during that time was run away and hide!.

And just so you know, you can never be like us because you left your brain in Otuoke. tongue
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Clearing Boko Haram Enclaves Within Sambisa Forest (Photos) by joseph1832(m): 10:02am On Sep 09, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Good. The jihadists must be exterminated.
Ah ah! Bros wetin happen? Shey na you dey yan so?
PhonesRe: IMEI Thievery; A Nation Of Hypocrites. by joseph1832(m): 9:01am On Sep 09, 2015
Elxandre:
I created this thread with the newly released phone, Infinix Hot 2 in mind.

This is a country that supposedly hates stealing and even go as far as lynching petty thieves.
But we "tweak" and steal the data incentives offered to people who buy phones with their hard earned money.

People defend tweaking to browse Free on our ISPs, with the premise that they are only "revenging" the evil done to them by these service providers, who have refused to provide truly affordable data.

My Question is, why should I buy a phone and meet my data already stolen, when I'm not the ISP that you have your grudge against?

This is synonymous with stealing and corruption, and if you actually campaigned for "change", but still steal incentives from people, you are just another hypocrite.
The Nigerian polity thrive on hypocrisy. Besides, you're only branded a thief if you're caught with your hands inside the cookie jar!.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by joseph1832(m): 8:46am On Sep 09, 2015
JigsawKillah:
cheesygrin grin grin
keep waiting, bro
I never intend to!. By the time you know it, it'll be too late... tongue
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by joseph1832(m): 10:35pm On Sep 08, 2015
JigsawKillah:
Llaykorn vs Joseph1832 would be nice



winner takes my grandma, FOC!
Thanks but no thanks. But I wouldn't mind your sister though. grintongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by joseph1832(m): 9:25pm On Sep 08, 2015
MissAisha:
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by joseph1832(m): 9:16pm On Sep 08, 2015
MissAisha:
Buhahahahahahaaha. Reeling with laughter over here.
Welcome to Nairaland.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by joseph1832(m): 9:15pm On Sep 08, 2015
llaykorn:
I don't understand why this alternate moniker craze started; it was never like this. Nairaland probably only has 500,000 members. sad
As in am even amazed the way people have alternate monikers here. They act as if they're getting paid for it.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by joseph1832(m): 8:55pm On Sep 08, 2015
llaykorn:
_Mikuz, please pop up a thread for JigsawKillah VS joseph1832. They are going 30 bars..

Let me just sit here and pray for you, Joseph. grin grin grin
You have little faith bro. Besides, I don't feel like battling when there aint nothing at stake.

llaykorn:
You? You slayed yeyenatu and lagunna? Gengen genegen!

Oyya link? cheesy
Check the "two lines to diss the person above you thread". Its boldly written there. Besides, what do you mean 'you' you think I can't?.

I was the reason lagunna1 changed his moniker from lagunna to lagunna1 after I expose all his weaknesses... LOL.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by joseph1832(m): 8:47pm On Sep 08, 2015
JigsawKillah:
I call out Joseph1832 and llaykorn in a handicap match. . . 30 bars grin grin grin
LOL. You can call all you want kid, I slayed lagunna/lagunna1 and yeyenawti, dude, what in the name of nairaland makes you think you can call me out? In 2pacs words "you better back tha f#*k up before you get smacked tha f*#k up".
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Wike At Seriake Dickson's Rally In Yenagoa, Bayelsa.. Photos by joseph1832(m): 8:40pm On Sep 08, 2015
Wike looks like a lonesome tiger. LOL.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by joseph1832(m): 8:38pm On Sep 08, 2015
llaykorn:
Yes, this is very true. Who would expect Laykorn to beat JigSawKillah, but it will happen; very soon! angry
Yea it will. Besides, who tha hell is Jigs anyway. grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by joseph1832(m): 8:33pm On Sep 08, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
Smh. He still ranting.

@ y'all. If you'd like to see thecrook, Sorry... thecoog vs max, click like.

10likes and it's on.
I supplied the tenth like, not that I know WTH is going on but I'll like to see. LOL.
PoliticsRe: Ajimobi Declares Assets by joseph1832(m): 7:47pm On Sep 08, 2015
midolian:
Its not even true sef. That link isn't working.
The post na scam. Imagine, the OP has violated rule 8.
PoliticsRe: Ajimobi Declares Assets by joseph1832(m): 6:52pm On Sep 08, 2015
midolian:
This guy is rich!

Rough estimate using my small calculator..

229,432,107
250,000,000
100,000,000
300,000,000
1,950,000
350,000,000
150,000,000
200,000,000
260,000,000
94,250,000
25,000,000
-------------
Sync error shocked shocked
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The guy na billionaire, but at least he declared his assets.

Over to you I Am Bode.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Visits President Buhari In Aso Rock (Photos) by joseph1832(m): 6:18pm On Sep 08, 2015
With all this incessant visit. I hope OBJ isn't trying to play a 'dirty' trick.
Christianity EtcRe: Muslims Rape 9 Year Old Girls And Then Pray To Allah by joseph1832(m): 5:59pm On Sep 08, 2015
Annunaki:
Stop talking rubbish, it's a fact that the islamic religion expressly permits and encourages sex slaves and there is no parallel in christianity. WhateveR the deeper life pastor did is not based on christian teachings so you can't compare.
Yes so true. Just like Oritsejafor purchasing arms for the FG.
PoliticsRe: PROBE: N2.7tn Spent On Power Since Obasanjo’s Govt – Ministry by joseph1832(m): 5:50pm On Sep 08, 2015
midolian:
OBJ and GEJ..! I don't even know who to blame more. Buh I thing OBJ is deserving of blame than GEJ on this.
OBJ has the primary blame. If he had stood against corruption the way PMB is now doing, Nigeria won't be in this mess.

OBJ built the foundations of corruption in Nigeria, GEJ only built the structure and roofed it.
PoliticsRe: Trailers, Tanker Still Moving Around Lagos Despite Restrictions by joseph1832(m): 3:40pm On Sep 08, 2015
Of course laws and curfews are only meant to be broken and trust these trailer drivers will break these laws comfortably.

Patapata na to settle kelebe.
CelebritiesRe: 10 Throwback Photos Of Linda Ikeji by joseph1832(m): 3:37pm On Sep 08, 2015
She's sexier when she was younger. Seun when are we going to see throwback photos of you?
RomanceRe: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by joseph1832(m): 2:41pm On Sep 08, 2015
tolzy90:
Cost

Ladies' handbag - 7k
Men's wallet - N700

Ladies' fixing of hair - 5k
Men's haircut - N200

Ladies' fixing of nails - 1k
Men's Blade - N10

Ladies' Bra - 1.5k
Men's singlet - N300

Set of G-string - 1.5k
Men's boxers - N300

Ladies' make-over kit - 10k
Men's handkerchief - N50

Time

Men's spent time to dress up - 20mins
Ladies' spent time to dress up - 1:30mins

Men's time to get haircut - 30mins
Ladies' time to get hair fixed - 2days

Bonus

How many barbers needed 2 cut Men's hair - 1
How many hairstylists needed 2 make ladies hair - 3
That's why dem say woman wahala too much, and the very reason why both husband and wife they always find male child. LOL.

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