Romance › Re: . by joseph1832(m): 10:01pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
christinie: You're quitting?
Spell coward for me. Its what you see when you look in the mirror.  |
Poems For Review › Re: Might I Woo Thee? by joseph1832(op): 10:00pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
tohpahz: Lolz. Hasten up.. before someone else goes faster dan u..  Yes ma'am. Its never polite to keep a lady waiting, especially a beautiful one.  . AllNaijaBlogger: I find acrostic poetry to be childish.
I might as well write with crayons. LMFAO!!!. You know you always make me laugh whenever you say this. Oahray: hmmm... At the touch of e-love, one goes back to the 16th century
Nice... Thanks mate. llaykorn: Heheh. You said something about writing in pidgin English. I remember one of the members of the NPC WhatsApp group did that once, and it was really awesome, but their name has since eluded me. I think it was firestar or Oahray. Since then, I had been thinking of doing one myself, but I think I need more guts. 
Besides, I thought that the genre of a poem written in that language should be humor, and humorous pieces are pieces I really suck at writing.
PS: There was a class on the poetry group where Firestar was teaching us about haikus, and she did some pidgin. I remember doing some few 'wack' ones myself too.  Whoa, I must have missed that class, the only NPC class I learnt from was when Cisse taught tybur poem. I had a blast writing sex/e.rot.ic poems with it. I'll try working on one Pidgin poem as soon as possible but I don't know if posting here might be dubbed breaking a rule? I won't mind if Obinnau can give us a helping hand. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Has Kept Faith With Campaign Promises – Tukur by joseph1832(m): 6:54pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
omenka: And so shall they continue to blast and oppose themselves, like a renegade Silver-back in enemy territory.
First, Olisa Metuh was asked by a BoT member to shut the fvck up.
Now, Tukur is asking PDP to shut dafuq up!!
Wailers: Tukur is a covert APC member. An old overused and superranuated locomotive train manager under the payroll of Tinubu.
Omenka: Sai Baba!!  I just can't help but remember this old song... London Bridge has fallen down Fallen down (2x) London Bridge has fallen down My fair lady. Now sing the remix with me Nairalanders. PDP has fallen down Fallen down (2x) PDP has fallen down My fair people. |
Poems For Review › Re: Might I Woo Thee? by joseph1832(op): 6:42pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
kr0ne: Might I woo thee?
thou art a beauty queen, tender and comely gracious, sweeter than honey the stars and stellar adore ye 'cause you're intelligent, clever and lovely and the only thing better than money ignore these lamest rookies 'cause their ways are crooked Llaykorn is chaste and lucid and Joseph loves n.aked women they only want to taste yo boobies but for thee, I'd waste a million or at worst, take a bullet 'cause for true love my aim is driven with thee, I plan to make my children
Abeg, I don taya jo! Dude, if you don't like naked women then, " YOU ARE GAY"    llaykorn: Clue: Joseph rhymes with many words. Writing a wooing poem for the name would be cool...  You want tohpahz to write an acrostic poem? Dude! Come on bruh... LOL. |
Poems For Review › Re: Might I Woo Thee? by joseph1832(op): 5:33pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
tohpahz: Mk e start wrk na..  Yes ma'am! But you should know he's a firm believer of "slow and steady, wins the race".  |
Phones › Re: Why Are Nigerians Turned On With LTE Phones? What Do They Use It 4? by joseph1832(m): 5:31pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
tohpahz: Lol.. i know ur yoruba is bad. u don't know any Nigerian language fully. Do.u? No I don't! LOL. But I'm trying my best. |
Poems For Review › Re: Might I Woo Thee? by joseph1832(op): 3:54pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
tohpahz: I dey find whu dey woo mi..  LMAO. I believe say you don see the person already. LOL. |
Phones › Re: Why Are Nigerians Turned On With LTE Phones? What Do They Use It 4? by joseph1832(m): 3:47pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
tohpahz: Sorry sire. I prefer Google.. call mi new school..  I know you are, that's why I like you.  . After all, it takes two to tango, boy and girl, man and woman, old school and new school.  In the words of Olamide "baby je ka unite". Lol. I hope I spelt it right though, my yoruba is horrible. |
Phones › Re: Why Are Nigerians Turned On With LTE Phones? What Do They Use It 4? by joseph1832(m): 3:28pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
tohpahz: Lol. Google  I'm old school, I prefer to read books, that is hard copy. |
Poems For Review › Re: Might I Woo Thee? by joseph1832(op): 3:27pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
tohpahz: I no frown oo. I close mouth.  Why you close your mouth na? Abi you swallow something? LOL. |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Camps “Wiped Out” – Nigerian Military by joseph1832(m): 3:16pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
ellabooz: See explosion,I thought you would provide evidence that your dad was involved. Bro I don't mean to rude but learn how to speak the truth. Which stewpid truth? Truth according to your twisted and narrow minded self right? You want me to provide evidence about my parentage when I never told your stewpid self about my parentage. On the other hand, you made mention of a man having a hand in the killing of innocent Nigerians, I asked you to provide evidence and you display your magnified stewpidity by asking me to provide evidence about my parentage. Honestly, people like you are the scourge of Nigeria, people who can't even reason and comprehend correctly without showing their stewpidity for all to see and know!. |
Poems For Review › Re: Might I Woo Thee? by joseph1832(op): 3:02pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
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Phones › Re: Why Are Nigerians Turned On With LTE Phones? What Do They Use It 4? by joseph1832(m): 3:00pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
tohpahz: Lolz.. e dey increase dopamine secretion pleasure things Well I don't know what that is... LOL. |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Camps “Wiped Out” – Nigerian Military by joseph1832(m): 2:59pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
ellabooz: Provide evidence that your dad was directly involved with your mother in giving birth to you else you are a bastared.
Please off my mention oh. You are an incompetent twisted fool!. All the likes of you know how to do is just to jerk off opening your twisted mouth and vomit nonsense!. People like you are better off carrying shiit for a living, you made a claim, provide evidence you're here showing just how civilize your parents are by raising someone a disgrace like you!!. |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Camps “Wiped Out” – Nigerian Military by joseph1832(m): 2:36pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
ellabooz: The Script has been played to the end.The blood of the innocent (especially corps members) will surely cry out to high heavens.
I can't never support a man that killed as many as he can to grab power,never. No matter what he does,I see blood stain on it. Please provide evidence to ascertain your claims that 'the man' was directly responsible for the deaths of many innocent Nigerians. Please I await your findings. |
Celebrities › Re: Meet The World's Sexiest Nurse (photos) by joseph1832(m): 2:19pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
ronald4lif: Quite so. There are sexier nurses but she would most likely fall among the sexiest if grouped.
I once visited a friend in a hospital and this mixed race doctor came to examine him and you needed to see how charming she was. God, never seen a bud like that. I was jealous of my guy and felt like I should be the one on his sick bed.  I understand how you feel, I probably would have felt so too if I didn't hate hospitals with a passion! Men the stench of drugs is horrifying. |
Poems For Review › Re: Might I Woo Thee? by joseph1832(op): 2:04pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
llaykorn: Tohpahz? Nna, you use style get taste o...  Of course, who no like better thing?  . Have you ever thought of writing a poem in Pidgin English. It just occurred to me now. Timpaker what do you think? |
Poems For Review › Re: Might I Woo Thee? by joseph1832(op): 1:21pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
llaykorn and allnaijablogger, very nice. I once wrote that poem for a certain Miss Nairaland, but tohpahz was who stole the show and possess the poem. |
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Flaunts Her Body In Bra In A Beach In Miami by joseph1832(m): 1:13pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Since The Chief Wailer’s Exit by joseph1832(m): 1:10pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
dearpreye: Enjoy. All the best. OUT! And stay out! We've heard enough of your senseless and relentless ranting!.  |
Celebrities › Re: Meet The World's Sexiest Nurse (photos) by joseph1832(m): 1:02pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
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Phones › Re: Why Are Nigerians Turned On With LTE Phones? What Do They Use It 4? by joseph1832(m): 12:56pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Since The Chief Wailer’s Exit by joseph1832(m): 12:53pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
PassingShot: Nobody has called him a nonentity. If you could read between the lines, this thread is more about telling you guys how empty and unintelligent you are than talking about him.
Where is your thinking ability? Come on bro! You expect dearpreye and his fellow vaudeville of pundits to read between the lines? People who can't even tell when a government has failed!. |
Politics › Re: Since The Chief Wailer’s Exit by joseph1832(m): 12:50pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Truckpusher: Have you ever bothered to ask yourself why I don't quote you in this forum? It's simple - Your ignorance is as tall as Mount Everest. Ask around and the peeps that loves you in that God forsaken NL janjawiids will open up and tell you the truth to ya face.
Yeah, that's the way it is.  You don't quote me? Hell you just did nigger! So its proof that you obviously have no idea what you're saying. Notorious B.I.G was right about people like you in his Ten Crack Commandments: "Never get high on your own supply". Obviously as a drugpusher who disguise himself as a truckpusher you're high on your own supply that's why you really can't tell fact from lies!.  |
Politics › Re: Since The Chief Wailer’s Exit by joseph1832(m): 12:13pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Since The Chief Wailer’s Exit by joseph1832(m): 12:10pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
PassingShot: Well, your opinion. Different from mine.  No doubt it is mine, but all this brings undue attention to barcanista the political prostitute, remember, there is no such thing as bad publicity. |
Politics › Re: Since The Chief Wailer’s Exit by joseph1832(m): 12:01pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
PassingShot: MizMyColi, I sight you. How bodi? I'm sure her body is still as round as a cow.  Seriously bros, this is petty!. |
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Flaunts Her Body In Bra In A Beach In Miami by joseph1832(m): 11:52am On Sep 10, 2015 |
sniper1305: hahahahahahah the chic resemble majek fashek tru tru LMFAO! No be me talk am oh... |
Politics › Re: Harassment Of PDP Leaders Is Buhari’s Achievement – Fayose by joseph1832(m): 11:52am On Sep 10, 2015 |
Opinions are like butt holes, everybody has one. Ayo Fayose the once upon a time danfo driver, just gave his opinion!. |
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Flaunts Her Body In Bra In A Beach In Miami by joseph1832(m): 11:23am On Sep 10, 2015 |
mhizpeaarl: eyah... Thanks anyway Il nt insult you back okay?.. Hv a NYC day I didn't insult you lady. I merely asked a question, besides, smoking weed isn't a bad thing you know.   |
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Flaunts Her Body In Bra In A Beach In Miami by joseph1832(m): 10:26am On Sep 10, 2015 |
mhizpeaarl: lolz you wanna look like me?? Rnt u a dude  Why in the name of Anubis will I want to look like a weed smoking girl?  . |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Top 6 Future Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by joseph1832(m): 10:23am On Sep 10, 2015 |
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