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Poems For Review › Re: My Nkem Bright by joseph1832(m): 2:48pm On Aug 11, 2015

Adanna28:
It a natural thing, espec with the man I love.

Oh that's nice to know. I bet he's a lucky man?.

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Events › Re: Ghanaians Getting Roasted On Twitter +tweets by joseph1832(m): 1:39pm On Aug 11, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
Very very uncalled for. If it were a white saying this, we would have shouted 'racism'...please what do we call this one?
Africans making mockery of Africans based on skin tone/hue. Like the white man notices who is darker among Africans. I don't find it funny one bit.

I believe when you check the I.Q of those spewing this thrash against Ghanaians, you'll be shocked that its below average.

Just imagine the way they were having a field day insulting their very own neighbors. Its such a big shame!.

Poems For Review › Re: My Nkem Bright by joseph1832(m): 1:35pm On Aug 11, 2015

Nice once again. I see your last two poems revolve around sex. What's your perception about it?.

Events › Re: Ghanaians Getting Roasted On Twitter +tweets by joseph1832(m): 12:09pm On Aug 11, 2015

All this is un called for!.

Health › Re: Woman Dies 20days After Butt Silicon Implant Surgery by joseph1832(m): 12:04pm On Aug 11, 2015

ECOTERRORS:
Anyday you quote me again, you will loose the life of that person you love most

And who's going to snuff the life out of them, you?. tongue

Health › Re: Woman Dies 20days After Butt Silicon Implant Surgery by joseph1832(m): 9:32am On Aug 11, 2015

Tolexander:
lol

If God no give them, na guys like you go still dey talk 'flat bottom flask'

Haba bros, me no be like that o!. Any babe wey no get yansh me no dey yab dem o. Na the ones wey get 2 left leg like ECOTERRORS nahim I dey yab. Especially when dem no come get sense... grin

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Shares Picture With Her Step-Mother, Showers Encomiums On Her by joseph1832(m): 9:27am On Aug 11, 2015

Tolexander:
definitely, this is a Nairaland homepage specimen!

we are back to the season of Tonto Dikeh, where none of everything she does affect the market value and demand of garri!

But yet she makes home page because it moves traffic and traffic is what seun is concern about! But I'm seriously doubting that now.

Health › Re: Woman Dies 20days After Butt Silicon Implant Surgery by joseph1832(m): 9:24am On Aug 11, 2015

Tolexander:
bro, big yansh dey make sense o!

e be like say u like the 'up' pass the 'down'?

lol

Bros me sef no na!. I like both the up and down wella!. The two of dem dey very important.

But if God ne give you yansh, no be by force na!.

Health › Re: Woman Dies 20days After Butt Silicon Implant Surgery by joseph1832(m): 8:47am On Aug 11, 2015

Tolexander:
the way these ladies think nowadays ehn!

why not using pampers instead of silicone,
pampers no dey burst and very affordable!

Men we should even ask them whether it is by force to get big yansh. God we dey dem small yansh no no wetin him dey do abi?.

Politics › Re: CORRUPTION: 860 INEC Officials Fail To Declare Assets by joseph1832(m): 7:49am On Aug 11, 2015

Amidst all this, I'm still waiting for the time members of the upper echelon of the police will declare their asset, also Immigration and Customs too!.

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Was Held Hostage While In Office – Soyinka by joseph1832(m): 12:29am On Aug 11, 2015

The article above and the picture below proves that our former president GEJ is clueless and senseless. E.O.D!!!.

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Poems For Review › Re: Lie To Me by joseph1832(m): 11:43pm On Aug 10, 2015

Adanna28:
Lol dont I feel foolish I apologize dear I misunderstood you.

Thank you by the way, it was kind of you to do that.

Its no problem and you're welcome.

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Poems For Review › Re: Lie To Me by joseph1832(m): 11:33pm On Aug 10, 2015

Adanna28:
Talk okpas for here, I dey woze u finish

I don't understand, I just arranged your poem for you? What could be possibly wrong now?

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Poems For Review › Re: Lie To Me by joseph1832(m): 11:29pm On Aug 10, 2015

Adanna28:
Less talk more action.

Well I just backed up my words with action.

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Poems For Review › Re: Lie To Me by joseph1832(m): 11:19pm On Aug 10, 2015

Adanna28:
Maybe you should show me how it done.

I will gladly... This is it.

Adanna28:
Where does your loyalty lay?
Do you lie by the bay
And ask girls to bend over by the way?

Let yo slick tongue sway
The conversation to slay?
Guess it's clothes off,
The ebay sale closed off for the day..

Lie to me?
To lie with me,
The lies run deep,
You cant hide the freaks..

Hoodrats that sneak for creeps,
When the zipper creaks
They leap sucking dick for leaks?..

That aint my steez for keeps,
Coz I don't hit skins with the deceased,
With a receipt for deceit,
Retreat to your cousin for sleep..

Look beneath the surface
Coz lust makes the bones rust,
A quick thrill could break our whole Trust,
There would be no more "us"...

Look within my heart,
Am I tainted like the usual girls your use to?
Or are you just use to,
The usual girls that use you?

See I know who I am,
I dont need to play games,
Its either you want me in the picture
Or switch dames to carry your last name..

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Poems For Review › Re: Lie To Me by joseph1832(m): 10:55pm On Aug 10, 2015

Adanna28:
Where does your loyalty lay? Do you lie by the bay and ask girls to bend over by the way?

Let yo slick tongue sway the conversation to slay? Guess it's clothes off, the ebay sale closed off for the day..

Lie to me? to lie with me, the lies run deep, you cant hide the freaks..

Hoodrats that sneak for creeps, when the zipper creaks they leap sucking dick for leaks?..

That aint my steez for keeps, coz I dont hit skins with the deceased, with a receipt for deceit, retreat to your cousin for sleep..

Look beneath the surface coz lust makes the bones rust, a quick thrill could break our whole Trust, there would be no more "us"..

Look within my heart, am I tainted like the usual girls your use to? Or are you just use to, the usual girls that use you?

See I know who I am, I dont need to play games, its either you want me in the picture or switch dames to carry your last name..

Nice, but learn to arrange your poems accordingly.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Queries Okonjo-iweala Over Diversion Of $1bn Rail Transport Loan by joseph1832(m): 10:18pm On Aug 10, 2015

barcanista:
wetin una de talk? I see no news here

U no see news because no be u post am na!. tongue

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Politics › Re: Buhari Cancels Govt Delegation To Hajj, To Save $1m by joseph1832(m): 10:11pm On Aug 10, 2015

Tolexander:
And they said he will islamise Nigeria!

They're still saying it! Even if PMB make Nigeria the Vatican, some people will still say he wants to Islamize Nigeria.

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Celebrities › Re: Omotola Wants Buhari To Scrap NYSC. See Her Reasons by joseph1832(m): 9:18pm On Aug 10, 2015

princefunmmy:
NYSC came after civil war to unite Nigeria and make pat youths to other parts of the country they've not being to and possibly settle down their in order to bring inter-tribal relationship.
Tell me what you gained from serving in sokoto? I mean something tangible that was added to you professionally

Tell me the amount of graduates who follow their profession in Nigeria and I'll tell you what N.Y.S.C added to me professionally!.

Politics › Re: Ex-president Jonathan’s Aide Returns N1.5bn Loot To FG - Newtelegraphonline by joseph1832(m): 5:12pm On Aug 10, 2015

Just one person stole 1.5 billion? And still people will still be shouting GEJ? Even after GEJ said he had no idea people were stealing money?. O ga o...

Celebrities › Re: Omotola Wants Buhari To Scrap NYSC. See Her Reasons by joseph1832(m): 4:52pm On Aug 10, 2015

princefunmmy:
no! Wat do you say of a graduate in Engineering teaching Nursery class @ his PPA all in the name of NYSC, what will that add to his professional career? Won't he have forgotten some calculus and some design techniques in exchange for A for apple, B for ball...? Abeg, NYSC is total scrap and what use is the CDS? Can you still function in your area of CDS when you served? NYSC doesn't have any use again! #scrapNYSC...
-Kebbi_where_i_serve

I ask you what the aim and objective of the N.Y.S.C is before I proceed to answer your question.

And I served in Sokoto state!. An experience I'll never forget in a hurry!.

Gynacologist:
'primus interparas'?

Google can help you bro!.

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Celebrities › Re: Omotola Wants Buhari To Scrap NYSC. See Her Reasons by joseph1832(m): 2:34pm On Aug 10, 2015

Well I don't know about you but Omotola sound dumb in what she just said. Imagine just for that reason she wants N.Y.S.C scrapped? If some members of her staff were 'primus interparas' she wouldn't have replaced them just because they went for N.Y.S.C.

I'll say this that whoever call for the 'scrap' of N.Y.S.C didn't serve Nigeria and even if that person did serve, they really didn't serve because anybody who 'truly' experience N.Y.S.C, from your P.P.A to your C.D.S in your host community will never call for scrap of it.

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Politics › Re: Nothing Stops Buhari, EFCC From Probing Tinubu And Amaechi by joseph1832(m): 1:14pm On Aug 10, 2015

AprokoMan:
Some of us still watch NTA news bro! And not everybody believes what he reads online.

Romance › Re: I think She's The most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland by joseph1832(m): 8:31am On Aug 10, 2015

Medunah:
Most beautiful? Maybe... but do u even know d meaning of sexy at all??

Well I believe its a matter of opinion. You're sexy yourself.

Politics › Re: Looted Funds Must Be Returned - Buhari Tells Jonathan by joseph1832(m): 8:15am On Aug 10, 2015

Of course GEJ doesn't know about the financial sleaze that plagued his administration. That's why he's 'clueless'.

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Politics › Re: Nothing Stops Buhari, EFCC From Probing Tinubu And Amaechi by joseph1832(m): 8:12am On Aug 10, 2015

[quote author=AprokoMan post=36797219][/quote]Bla bla bla another blah and mega sh!t blah! Thus far, I've countered and sucker punched him, that's why he doesn't reply my mentions anymore.

You should know cussing is optional, if he doesn't like to cuss that's his problem not mine. You shouldn't expect me to conform to barcanista standard do you?

And just so you know, just because barcanista provides links to his epistles makes it the 'truth?'. Bloody marvelous!!!. You should know the difference between opinion, fact and evidence. It will do you way lotta good bro!.

Politics › Re: Nothing Stops Buhari, EFCC From Probing Tinubu And Amaechi by joseph1832(m): 7:52am On Aug 10, 2015

AprokoMan:
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The truth? Which truth? And truth according to whom? Its funny how anything that emanates from your demi gods mouth is now the truth!. Shows your just how narrow your minds are!.

Politics › Re: Nothing Stops Buhari, EFCC From Probing Tinubu And Amaechi by joseph1832(m): 1:07am On Aug 10, 2015

biafranqueen:
But you can't counter him with your wide mindedness talk talk talk and no action APC trademark!

Oh like when I counter him he would refute my claims?

And the same APC trademark is what the PDP practiced for 16 years, so how come you're complaining now you impudent rodent!. tongue

Crime › Re: One Stabbed As Nigerian Prostitutes Election Turns Bloody In Lagos by joseph1832(m): 10:43pm On Aug 09, 2015

Honestly waiting for the day yahoo boys will form their own association. YABAN- Yahoo Boys Association of Nigeria. That will be the height of it all.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by joseph1832(m): 10:28pm On Aug 09, 2015

And now the usual suspects have started appearing...

Politics › Re: NUJ To Regulate Bloggers In Nigeria by joseph1832(m): 7:45pm On Aug 09, 2015

I wonder how the hope to accomplish this when google itself can not give you the number of blogs in Nigeria. grin

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