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Midolian! I hope say you no miss road oh! Wetin do politics section now?

Happy birthday Nairaland!. I believe by 2020, we'll see the likes of Mack Zuckerberg, Bill Gates etc being members of Nairaland!.

Enjoy!.

JigsawKillah:
Queen of Queens
oh Lawd
is it J?

Voila!!!.

JigsawKillah:
looking a girl to woo

You can woo texanomaly, firestar, ayozainy, standd. At least you know they'll understand your rhymes/lines.

I dropped a poem for a lady to decipher, she still hasn't. Its on page 10 or so, if I'm not mistaken, care to do the honor of deciphering it?.

Read my poem about Sambo. And agree with me that he's truly dumb.



www.nairaland.com/2091870/satire-sambo

lalasticlala:
The Curvy actress shared the pics on her Instagram...


https://instagram.com/poshesteb

Hangs out? Dude I believe its more like they took a selfie together, nothing more, nothing less!.

Nneka123:
Well she has dandruff on her hair, so i guess the fungus and maggots went down to her eyebrows to take a trip.

At your last statement, don't get it twisted. I'm really nice

You don't say

Care to let me see/know how nice you can be?

Nneka123:
maggots ate her eyebrows

Is that right, how would you know that

You the chick everyone been saying has a bad attitude no?.

mirexxx:
your dad is a douchebag

Thanks for interpreting miss interpreter!.

By the way, what happened to your eye brow?

tosyne2much:
Joseph i just dey gbadun this thread.. How body ?

Yareey:
I know right! Im always surprised when someone tells me they perfer Light over L. Man I enjoyed seeing him run with his tails between his legs in that last scene

The protagonist are not the main stars of HxH but the villains. Hisoka, Troupe, Chimera ants, Pariston make the series for me. Although I like Killua and Kurapika. I even enjoyed Gon during the ant arc especially when he threatened to kill Komugi and took her as hostage. Naruto, Ichigo, Luffy would not have done that. Gon is not a hero and I appreciate that about him.

I have the books and they help me survive the drought. But I don't read ahead. I wouldn't enjoy Joffery choking to death in Cersei's arms half as much as I did if I read it in the book

Hmm. I still wonder why anyone would prefer Light to L! My instincts tell me its because Light is way and far cooler and more gorgeous than L. Let's face it, L is weird, but then, I've always fancied 'weird' and 'strange'.

At the bolded, I see. In my opinion Joffrey died a merciful death! I never liked it when he died, I really would have wanted him to suffer the way Jeremy did.

Jeremy Lannister was humbled! Actually I'd have preferred something more terrible than what Jeremy went through for Joffrey!.

tosyne2much:
Irene.ony na strong lady ooooo.. If you enter her book na your dicck she go cut commot

Tosin Tosin, how market?

Yareey:
Yeah bleach went really down hill after SS arc, I watched 200 episodes or so and then dropped it. Claymore is a kiddy version of Berserk and couldn't enjoy although that male demon arc ( Isac I believe) was pretty entertaining.

For who were you rooting Light or L?

Try Hunter x Hunter 2011, it's the best battle shounen in my opinion. Just make sure you keep watching until episode 50 It starts slow....

As much as I enjoy anime/manga, Game of Thrones is my favorite entertainment. I'm in heaven ones a year for 10 weeks lmao.

Of course L! Light lost his way, he became corrupted with absolute power!. The level of intellect displayed its on like I've never watched before.

I watch Hunter X. Gon and Killua aren't my favourites anime characters but the anime is interesting, especially when they introduced the Chymera ants, with that depraved King Mereum!.

You can read the book of Game of Thrones, actually the title of the Book is "A song of fire and ice". The first book is called game of thrones.

Do you read books/novels?

omowumee:
you know...those kinda guys that:

they talk less n do more
they put you in their future plans
they dress responsibly
they have decent jobs
they are good looking
they dont give unnecessary stories
they dont want a "no-strings" sex relationship
they cook soo well too..
the list goez on...is it jez me or are they all taken...?

I believe you believe in Mr Perfect? Those kind of guys only exist in Walt Disney stories.

Besides, there is no man on this Earth who doesn't have flaws...

*by the way, I like your jawline.

Yareey:
Actually I kept reading Naruto for Sasuke/Itachi story line. I'm not really fan of the series as whole, fights are too predictable and Naruto talk no jutsu gave me cancer. And don't get me started on that Obito and Kaguya crap.

But yeah I'm quite a nerd I love Hunter x Hunter and Berserk. And greatly enjoyed series like Code Geas, FMB, Death note ect.

What about you?

LMAO! KAGEBUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!! Gave you cancer! El Magnifico!!!. Never really liked Naruto, Bleach was my thing before Noriachi Kibo decided to become brain dead thus loose ideas.

Anyway Death Note is still the best Anime I've seen so far!. The high display of Intellect got me going, Yagami Light and L made the Anime for me.

Frankly, I'll rather watch animes than watch movies... Do you read Claymore?.

Ireneony please remind me never to enter your bad book.

Yareey:
Lmao likewise Joseph

I got nothing but love for Itachi fans

Massashi Kishimoto really thought him up.

You watch Anime's right? That is apart from Naruto?.

Yareey:
English pls.

Itachi

OMG!!! You recognized the Mangekyou Sharingan. Wow! How blessed your soul is.

Nice to meet you Yareey, you earned yourself a follow.

Yareey:
How bad is the catfight?

Yarinya. An tashi lafia?.

reminiscing:
You want me to woo you?

The reverse 'was' the case but you clearly won't understand my lines.

Have fun.

Take a bullet for them.

vicadex07:
PDP youths = All brawns and no brain

Can we all see now that barcanista has lost his relevance and pedigree ever since he joined the pigs.

No matter how brilliant u are/was, as soon as u join dem, your brain automatically starts leaking.

Its called the clueless Virus. Its more contagious than the Ebola Virus. All the supporters of GEJ has it. Patience Jonathan is the worse hit as she's spent so much time with Goodluck, that's why ever time she's made a total buffoon of herself!.

Daris god oh....

Blackett:
Nna gi bu douchebag.

Meaning?

Isomerizm:

Blackett and sexkillz have so many things in common....

...just my observation.

Yep! They're both 100% jock douchebags... With good hearts

reminiscing:
Joseph,free me na

I didn't know you know Terry G personally. I bet you co wrote Free Madness together?

VirginFinder:
Whether the name Joseph is English or Hebrew, the fact remains that you dont deserve to use it as it amounts to an abuse of all the name represents.

The Bible is man's manual for living and not for Christians alone.
What it says about people like you is clear.

If you continue like this, you'll end in HELL!

still your opinion. That's how bigoted individuals like you end up being fundamentalists because you just can't help shoving your opinions down people throat.

I am also pretty sure that Bible of yours mentioned people like you in Mathew 6 verse 5!.

Godvilla:
[color=olive]Lolzzz na court 4 settle am ooo [/color]

Abi. I appreciate the fact that you and Dygeasy understood my sense of humor, unlike reminiscing...

lagunna1:
Chief I dey o. Just laying low.

Okay

lagunna1:
Ksslib

Bro show abeg, I wan ask u something.

Sup home boy? What on Earth happened to you?. You changed your moniker, why?

Godvilla:
[color=olive]LOL
It's GODvilla and not Godzilla [/color]

Thank God Dygeasy didn't refer to your moniker as Godzuki!.